/got/

one more soda may literally kill him. he weighs as much as a one and a half ton truck

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11th for mad Dany best Dany

Remember when he and Beric both said when they came back they lost a piece of themselves?

This is a faggot thinking far harder about a fantasy TV show that threw all deep thinking out the window about three seasons ago than they should

that only makes him cuter

>big words scare me
sorry user

>structuration

If only Marxists could figure out a way to feed people with bullshit political theories instead of food, maybe then communism would work.

Sad Dany > Mad Dany

Weren't it just
>I got stabbed in the eye to death so I lost eye
>I have scars where I got stabbed
Tier?

I believe his point was more that there are a lot of unnecessary words in there that just don't need to be there to get your point across.Either way I'd have to agree, it's fucking retarded.

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>you can't critically analyze something when I think it's stupid!
have sex

I love that look on her face. I want her to angrily pee in my mouth.

I hate to admit that I actually laughed at the last panel

It's pretty bad when even Penny Arcade is stepping on their heels. Haven'r read that shit since they cucked themselves over the dickwolves thing. Hope they get raped by 'em.

when was this talk? He does't look too good. DOS never. Also was there any author that actually wrote any masterpieces at fucking 70?

I still don't get why I'm supposed to see Dany as crazy. She's saner now than she was in fucking Mereen.

nth for Ash-chan

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>an anarchist philosophy professor equally influenced by Marx and prison
MODERN ACADEMIA EVERYONE

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Nope, Beric straight up says that every time he comes back he loses part of his soul/personality/memories. Jon even says he's not sure most of him is even still there. Stoneheart is the same way too.

Coming back from death is not meant to be a leisurely stroll in the park.

not a chance

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I will never not be mad about show Euron. We could've gotten a god-complex pirate sorcerer with full Valyrian Steel armor and a horn that controls dragons, and instead we get "FINGER IN THE BUM"

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>I can't understand the necessity to describe things in abstract terms in order to fully critically analyze something therefore it's retarded

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where's the fanfic

pic related is the reason euron is suprised in the trailer of ep5

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GRRM is older than 70.

never let her press half her face against a mirror. Your dick will shatter into diamond shards like a white walker that just got Arya'd

While true, show Euron is so over the top and retarded you can't help but love him.

Very nice, very nice. However.

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Still hurts

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30somethingth fot Yi Tish BESSIE

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why aren't you having sex instead of telling people on an anonymous Greek pie crust-folding forum to have sex?

he's looking at the sky tho

>show Euron is so over the top and retarded you can't help but love him.

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That one throwaway line "...There's a new prince of Dorne...." made me realize oh yeah that's what game of thrones is all about not this sitcom shit

>not Asha-chan
>leaving name masculine

MUH WHITE PATRIARCHY AND BLACK CHARACTERS, NOT RACIST.

There fixed it for ya, much simpler.

I miss him, bros

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this. he's fun
its a shame that he'll die next episode though

They're not big words. They're misused words.

>Jon even says he's not sure most of him is even still there
Eh if we haven't seen the real after effects come up yet I doubt we'll ever see it without it coming off as rushed garbage. Like I believe you but it feels dropped from the show
>Stoneheart
Who?

looks like a slut

the show will end with Jaime stabbing Dany in the back

I just decided to go full Gaddafi.

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Reddit can fuck off, I just like the sheer shitshow the story has become, you could have made Euron a fucking turtle just sitting there and I'd love it at this point.

I'm just here to watch it all collapse, and honestly, its the most fun I've had with this shit in ages.

I want to ______ Dany

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Nah, he loses parts of his memories, can't even remember what his wife looks like

>showfags
At least read a wiki or some shit

She turned into Arya

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He's still alive... in our hearts

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what was the point of this character?

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It was definitely dropped from the show, and Lady Stoneheart in the books is Catelyn Stark. They dumped her in the river after the Red Wedding and Beric comes upon her, uses his last life to resurrect her and she goes on a revenge quest basically gurgling at the neck from her wound.

Cheer up

I'm glad about having most of the dothraki niggers dying. Hopefully the unsallied dickless faggotniggers will follow. Oh and I almost forgot about that nigger sheboon messandei

What does the sign say behind her?

Hug

Ring a bell next to her ear

is this a mod for a game?

Ride

>look at me categorizing everything then making vague moral judgements about these categories, while claiming I’m not making moral judgements
Sociology was a mistake

Have a wholesome cuddle sleep
So they didn't have The Hound in Essos where he could grow as a character, so they could destroy it all in one fell swoop going to kill The Mountain.

>tfw ck2 agot
>tfw distant cousin usurps some Lazahreen petty kingdom
>tfw he becomes my vassal somehow
>tdw I don't even notice until the Iron Thone goes to war against Dothraki unified superkhalisaar over it
How does that work, exactly?

Get overthrown by rebels supported by foreigners and thus unleash the floodgates of shitskin goatfuckers into Westeros so the Maesters can profit over the destruction of civilization?
Neat.

reactionary chuds

To pay a big check to Ian Mcshane

*blocks your path*

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Yeah, nah. Epic edgy donut steel book Euron is reddit as fuck. Main thing I prefer when it comes to show vs book, is show Euron.

Inform Dany that she doesn't have the best Targ loyalists claim on the throne anymore

Did that ever come up in the show? It definitely does in the books. Being resurrected burns your soul out. Beric resents being brought back.

What abstract concepts can't they describe using plain English? We're not talking about high level math or physics here where phenomena are literally indescribable. It's propagandistic doublespeak meant to define terms in a way that reinforces their narrative (e.g. defining racist in a way that only applies to whites in Europe and America).

>maesters are jews
>not the jew bank run by hyperjews

I've thought for ages Pilou Asbaek regards what he's caught up in as plain silly and resolved early on to extract the maximum possible enjoyment from it. Which is about the same thing.

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flying victarion. dont doubt DnD

agghhh...

Khaleesi...come closer
>The horseniggers...the dothraki...I tried to make sure that all of those subhumans died in the charge...
>But *coughs up blood*
>But I think a few may have survived...I'm so sorry Khaleesi...please make sure they are all dead for me
>Please...and the castrated niggers too, please check that none of them are alive...this is my last wish, my Khaleesi...
>The Westerosi Man's burden Khaleesi....
>The natural hierarchy...
*looks at camera*
>the darkies from the summer isles, the shitskins of essos, the chinks from yi ti, it's our duty to send them back across the narrow sea
>And if we can't then they shall dangle from the weirwood tree......
>my queen, we will have every coon in this continent dead or deported by the end of this war and may the old gods decapitate that sheboon Missandei if I'm right
>goodbye Khaleesi.... and may the seven bless the Andals and the first men

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How can they hope to compete?

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O-Oh no, they have unstoppable plot armor.
I can feel myself getting dumber by the second. I've already lost...

Is there any chance Euron will survive and keep the throne for himself?

unemployed humanities major

I respect that.

>Myrcella as commander of the Kingsguard
>Myrcella sworn to celibacy
HOW COULD YOU

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after all
on top of the burned wreckage of this franchise
varys stands alone triumphant as the GOAT

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Dany killed multiple wights, she would destroy Salsa in a fight.

Fuck you
t.GRRM

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As shitty as Dany's story got sometimes, the whole thing ending in her chimping the fuck out and getting shanked by a gormless Jon Snow is a real fuckin downer.

Maybe DVD/BR history and lore extra material?
Not sure

Based

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Nah he's fucking lame, you dummy.

Yeah for some reason when Dany dies, Baratheons inherit her kingdom over in Meereen. Seems to have been fixed now.

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Kek you both

>ywn cuddle a prepubescent pregoblin tomboy maise

Yes, Beric talks about it, Jon talks about it too.

>Seems to have been fixed now.
huh, maybe I should pirate some DLCs to put the later mod versions innit

How is she chimping out? She should execute Varys and Tyrion.

I don't care if the more you drank the more you shat. This shit is going to be perfect.

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unlikely but i wish
would be a much better ending than Bran being king

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>We could've gotten a god-complex pirate sorcerer with full Valyrian Steel armor and a horn that controls dragons
That sounds so fucking gay.

>playing shitty GoT Ck2 instead of actual Ck2/paradox games and learning actual history

god I want to watch them have sex

10 years ago
>I don't like the way this story is going, but whatever its subjective
Now
>I don't like the way this story is going so I'm going to analyse it using some batshit insane left/right political theory to ''objectively'' prove that it's bad for society

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I honestly feel the same, it feels more like he's just loving it all and it makes me love it too. I totally understand the people comparing him to Kano, they kinda look similar and they're both just, the biggest stereotypes ever and it's so cheesy that I love it.
Myrcella could have been a cool character, a qt in Dorne. Hell let her be Kingsguard. She needed more to do.

>The Westerosi Man's burden Khaleesi....

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>paradox games
>actual history

lol

>maesters are jews
Jews in academia is a relatively recent thing and entirely contingent on modern media, technology, and institutions. There is nothing appealing to Jews being trained in such things in a late middle-ages setting. They'ld all be bankers, slavers, merchants, or whoremongers still.

Book Euron is utter shit, though. He seems like they plucked him out of an anime and tossed him into ASOIAF.

Even Dany + Drogon dying and Westeros descending into perpetual civil war as places like Riverlands get fucked in the ass forever would be better than that desu

I miss Vissy so much

Mark my words, she's gonna go full 'burn them all' on King's Landing.

We're not in the cool Roaring 20s, we're in the Whamen Have Rights too phase, but this time its mostly just Woodrow Wilson fascist tactics and a broader set of snowflaeks.

>implying its not a way to keep her all to Joffrey and avoid tainting pure Baratheon genes with D*rnish blood.
Also someone gave her a martial education and she actually turned out well. Hell I had Joffrey tutored by Tywin and he ended up a brilliant steward.

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God, Emilia's shitty acting actually adds to her sexiness somehow

The political hacks were around 10 years ago, it was just back then they were ridiculed instead of humored

>Sand Slut
get out

that's exactly what I implied?

COUGH COUGH ARGHHH SAVE ME TYRION

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Explain agnatic-cognatic Primogeniture inhertance laws to

That'd be Darkstar.

She's not pretty enough to play Dany

calm down

Yeah. Maesters are the protectors of the ancient land of Westeros. The enemies of Valyrian fucking shits.

how do you get results like that? max education + foreign tutor + master at arms gives me 12-13 max as results
Do you need to be king or what?

It's ok...
>I'll take care of the rest my sweet Prince
>I'll go mad in King's Landing and then join you
>We'll rid the world of these shitskins once and for all
>I love you

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I'll poison you for that.

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MY WAIFUUUUUUUUUU

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My mistake. Meant to reply to the faggot you were replying to, who thinks the Citadel is a bunch of Jews:

Someone start up CK2, let /got/ make your decisions for you using diplomacy. Lets see if we're better writers using an automated system.

So? Just more shit writing.

Why not have Arya kill Cersei? Why not use any assassin?

>Varys takes matters into his own hands and takes the throne for himself

>Lady Commander
Quit doing stupid shit

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read this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One,_No_One_and_One_Hundred_Thousand

Yup

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Darkstar is based.

Because Arya and The Hound will be busy dealing with The Mountain. Arya may be Lv. 99 and The Hound Lv. 83, but The Mountain is Lv. 99 with a STR of 250, that far exceeds either's strength of 45 and 180 respectively.

Do you even min-max faggot?

>Birgitte Sorensen

She's really strange-looking (to me anyway) but absolutely gorgeous. Lovely voice too.

>the more she drank, the more she shat

Have your eyes checked

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be eaten by

>removes his robe
>ass shot
>he walks up to the iron throne and sits on it
>camera pans down
>it is revealed that he actually still has his cock and balls
>"For the Realm, bitches"
>roll credits

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She has quick and skilled commander besides the good fighter traits.

see the rape of

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>muh Karsi the Wildling mom
literally the most un-wildling like "Wildling" woman they could have created aside from literally putting her in a "pretty silk dress" and making her demure. They literally thought the only thing that makes Wildling women "wild" is fighting ability, i guess, and forgot that they're have a ranger's common sense about the wilderness but are otherwise inarticulate and ignorant as fuck. They're basically feral homeless people without a booze or drug habit.

*pours molten coins on u*

Now I want to see actual stats, kill counts, etc.

ah, ok

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idk I'm not the user doing it

>it is revealed he has scales
>"For the Deep Ones, bitches"
>and who... are you....
fin
FTFY

What would Khal Drogo's strategy for the battle of winterfell be?

>makes goofy edgy statements and suggests child murder multiple times
>nuthin personnels a little girl and runs away
>unironically says goofy shit like "I am of the night."

I love his stupid ass and I wanna see more of his bullshit antics.

I honestly have no idea why the Dothraki were raiders and pillagers when they were clearly the most technologically advanced metallurgists in any kingdom. Melting gold over a wood cooking fire in 19 seconds flat, simply amazing.

Fuck the wights in the ass

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Remember us?

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Based.

some bullshit about their religion saying farming and mining is literally raping the mother earth or something like that

>the real villains

GRRM being a reactionary disguised as a left-of-center boomer is believable. He writes many of his stronk wymyn as bad people who are weak inside, has Stannis, wildlings, many others be based that a true modern liberal would hate. Westeros politics revolves around the fact that being loyal to your family can cause wars, but it also keeps you safe in times of danger. His books don't really preach what he blogs about.

Dumb and Dumber are full-on YASS QUEEN however, and the show suffers for it.

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charge like a stupid nigger directly at them

post the other one user

did all the male children die or is it just a really feminine race

We all want that, user.

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ths one?

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>What would Khal Drogo's strategy for the battle of winterfell be?
turn around
kill the men in the iron suits
tear-down their stone houses
???
rape & pillage

someone please post the other one

Weren't they supposed to look like some feline/deer people weird mix in the books
what is that thing

I wish I didn't.

Race of traps exclusively

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is this a stealth Euron = Darkstar post?

There were also males in the extra material

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>does nothing

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I thought episode 2 wasn't too bad (besides their defense plan being batshit retarded), but man oh man why the fuck have Arya kill the NK what in the fuck
What the fuck is the point of Jon even then
ree

>start with pixie white girls
>change your mind and turn them into green freaks so you can recast with asian actress and get lauded by pozz-fags
>realize you would be torn-apart for covering asian women in makeup on a "white show"
>drop the Children of the Forest

Let's name which gods objectively do not exist:
-The Seven-Faced God
-The Drowned God

based anti-big words user

cringe

He was busy watching Dany get fucked by Khal Drogo

Darkstar origin story

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>not preparing the crows for the best possible shots/angles of a 3rd person POV of the KN raping you

the old gods

Delete this

Give me a smuch, user. Teehee

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THNK KHLS

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>Let's name which gods objectively do not exist
-The God of Tits and Wine

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Black Goat
Great Stallion
Great Shepard
Harpie

Bookfags, has littlefinger shagged shansha yet?

loyal son of House Dayne claims the ear of the treacherous L*nnister whore

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Between S7E6 and S8E3, Jorah has a confirmed Wight kill count of 59 (One Polar Bear), this doesn't count the entire Front Line (that he went through twice), nor does it count off-screen between both episodes.

>According to George R. R. Martin, the Others "are strange, beautiful… think, oh… the Sidhe made of ice, something like that… a different sort of life… inhuman, elegant, dangerous."

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Drowned god saved patch face. so I don't know user

no

>wargs into summer and knots u

why is she so cute

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Why didn't Qyburn invent a valyrian steel cannon with a rifled barrel instead of a ballista? They already had crossbows so it wasn't much of an invention anyway

superior Dayne genes

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I BEND THE KNEE

The Drowned God is The Great Other, which is honestly probably also R'hllor too.

Really there is only One God, then you have Demi-Gods with the Weirwoods, and then Manmade Gods with the Seven and so on.

He doesn't want to talk about how he invested his skill tree points ok?

He got handsy and adult kissy with her in the Vale once, which made Lysa chimp out and got her a trip through the Moon Door. Other than that he hasn't gotten aggressive about his replacement Cat thing again yet.

i think euron is the inventor. in the books he claims to have learned sorcery from the far southern isles or something. perhaps they made him a great inventor in the show

yes user thank you

They're Undead Ice Elves. Far easier to just say that. Just like the Targs are Fire Elves.

The seven haven't done shit yet tho

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nigger

I BEND THE KNEE

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Pretty sure Jorah has the highest killcount of any character (that you can reasonably count).

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They gave crazy fools enough motivation to conquer half a continent

>all of the art of them is also absolutely fucking terrible

How hard is it to draw a blue elf or a ghost elf?

>based and redpilled houses
Stark (before Tully genes)
Dayne
Hightower
Baratheon
Blackwood
Greyjoy
Reed
Royce
Velaryon

>cringe and bluepilled houses
Targaryen
Stark (with Tully genes)
Martell
Tyrell
Arryn
Tully
Frey
Lannister
Bracken

Because they're manmade, they aren't real. They're just viewed as Gods/Demigods.

Really, it's all just R'hllor doing whatever the fuck he wants. He's basically YHWH, we don't understand it, but shit happens.

>superior Dayne genes
based Dayneposter. Tell it to my heart.

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>implying Jon sending his own men to death every time doesn't count as killcount

So what's up with Rhllor being a good guy?

>Quit doing stupid shit
alright alright, im gonna play as show Euron now. rate.

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GRRM is a lapsed catholic so he makes the established church useless in his books.

The Stranger is the only one basically confirmed to exist: the supernatural power of the Faceless Men is undeniable.

>Ned coulda had this
>Instead he married his brother's Riverlands leftovers, who retardedly started a war and bullied Jon Snow like a bitch and trusted Littlefinger

Here I'll update the kill list.

>Arya: 22 (Night King)
>Theon: 20
>Jorah: 19 (Assumed far more due to being on the Front Lines)
>Tormund: 17 (Highest Kills Per Minute)
>Brienne: 16
>Jon: 15
>The Hound: 12
>Jaime: 11
>Wight Giant: 10
>Podrick/Gendry: 9
>Greyworm: 6
>Beric/Sam/Dany: 4
>Night King: 1 (Theon)
>Lyanna: 1 (Wight Giant)
>Edd: 1

Jorah's Total as of S7E6/S8E3 is currently 59+. Maybe someone can do some of the other's.

How the fuck can Jon take the Black again when there is no point in the Nights Watch or a Wall?

oh yeah, what happened to the lannister girl that was in dorne?

>the supernatural power of the Faceless Men is undeniable.
Yes, because fantasy magic doesn't exist in ASoIaF

>not God King

I BEND THE KNEE

Where are my boys Whent in that list?

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are you dense?

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Because fuck it, Night Queen Dany for Jon's Night King, we also need a place for criminals, apparently we don't have dungeons anymore.
Myrcella was killed by a kiss of poison. RIP qt.

based and redpilled

Man I hate Sam.

yeah, even the giants called them little squirrel people. d&d heard "children of the forest" and went with leafy green lady midgets

i didn't watch after season 5 because lol fuck that

>Grey Worm: 6

What on Earth were you even doing Grey Worm...

Bran says something like "There must always be a Night King" so the Night Watch is not useless yet.

I really doubt it's this stupid in the books

youtube.com/watch?v=2YDSgWnEsgg&t=209s

kino

bashing wights shouldn't count. They're the easiest kills, like hacking to death rats at Level 1. Most of them were nothing more than rattling skellies anyway.

Sasuga DABID

then just google it

So after Egg On the Conqueror died and the cult of the Seven started causing trouble and wars again, why did it take until Maegor for someone to do something about it? Why didn't Egg On's hot sisters just get their dragons and one of their kids and burn down the Starry Sept and declare their god nonexistent?

Seriously, what are they going to do, somehow beat three dragons? Didn't work out so well the last time they tried.

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The Sand Vaginas gave her AIDS and she died.

>Targaryen
>cringe and bluepilled

only the current ones

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There is no way he says that.

nice

The seven religion is literaly a fake religion used as tax base for the cult of starry wisdom, in the east. GRRM explains that in his complementary books about the bloodstone emperor. The drowned good is not the others, he is literaly cthullu, the problem is all the retards in the iron islands are worshiping him wrong, euron figured out how to do it right and is about to summon him. The others and r'lhor are two sides of the same good, who got separated because of a lovers spat (its complicated). The gods of the free cities are all in a panic, they have a conpiracy to unite and try to fuk over euron, the most powerfull of them by far is the black goat of qohor, some of the qarth warlocks have powers, most are just charlatan drug dealers. Stannis and daenerys are both pawns of r'lhor, daenerys is the planetos version of the antichrist. the three eye raven is a loony targaeryan who usurped the power of the old gods, and they are mighty pissed.

More people should read martin's complementary books they explain a ton of the nuace going on in the asoiaf world.

The Wall can be rebuilt. The Others will probably come back. They lost before during the Long Night, remember? Didn't seem to finish them off.

i did, i asked on Yea Forums

Randyll Tarly did nothing wrong

That's a fair point, but a lot of them weren't skeletons either and seemed to have some strength to them.

Either way, it'd be nice to get a total killcount of the entire series as far as the show is concerned, I'd be legit interested to see who comes out on top. I mean obviously we aren't counting Bronn's Blackwater stuff or Cersei's Wildfire stuff unless it can be counted up, and even then not entirely.

They say something like the Night King will return someday? At least that was in the leaks that got everything right

Killing the faith outright would have angered the people is at least part of the reason, and they can't just go burning fucking everyone there will be nothing to rule or peasants to work.

The cowards literally waited for Aegon to die before batting an eye

Arya killed like 150 freys

tickle

After reading that I don't think I ever will read them now.

>having not one but two sisterwives
How did he get away with it?

No it wasn't. You guys are mixing every "leak" together.

There was only one good Targ king in 300 years, fuck them

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where are they?

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Ooga booga, me rape.

Targaryens have been fuckups since day 1.

Sansa is currently in Winterfell, the rest are dead.

He had a big fucking dragon

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Roose is based
Ramsay is cringe

McCarthy was pretty old when he wrote the road

Avenge me

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It worked in human antiquity. If some retards wouldn't stop chimping out when you conquered them you tore down their temples, smashed their idols, and bullied them until they admitted their gay gods didn't exist. The only reason it didn't work on the Jews is because the Romans didn't keep it up long enough.

no cotf left to make them, and we see the head of them all killed. according to the rules set by the show, and I know they're easily changed, all creations of his are destroyed when he is. maybe since Bran has the knowledge of how to make them, at least partial knowledge, I guess if he's hacked there could be more. Unlikely though

Baptize in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

Aegon I and the guys from Dunk and Egg were based

he let the fat fuck live
He should have killed that time he brought him in the woods instead of threatening him into joining the Watch

Prolly because Aegon would've just publicly incinerated them.

You should, its fascinating. There is some massive lovecraftian shit about to go down in the last books while all the morons are focused on the westerosi wars.

Ok, maybe she isn't as cute as once thought. She definitely needs the makeup and touchups.

Invincible dragon.

youtube.com/watch?v=WMltMl3fFAk

The last books are never coming.

That's some bill cosby looking motherfucker

battle happening off screen is better than wasting your entire budget on one episode of retarded battle tactics.

but that dialogue ...OOF

That's stupid, no. Leave the lovecraft shit in lovecraft.

AHHHHHHHHHHRRRG SAVE ME THE REALM

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tWoW will come out within a year from now.

What books are you even talking about?

It's coming out this Winter, GRRM is planning on announcing it on the 26th.

I bend the knee

>Aegon
>spreging over Dorne multiple times
>based
>Egg
yeah, but he didn't secure his legacy in any way and blew almost all of his family in the end

Bravo dabid

Is there any great house as useless and redundant as the Arryns? At least the Tully had Blackfish to redeem them.

Look at that Iron tight grip. If he had gripped his spear with the same enthusiasm he wouldn't've been killed by the bad pussy squad so easily

Jon did protect young Ned and Robert.

>Jon Arryn
>useless and redundant
You take that back

new:

How is the Seven a tax base for the Cult of Starry Wisdom? The Andals worship the same gods as the Bloodstone Emperor? I didn't draw the connection when I read World of Ice and Fire. Nor the thing about R'hllor and the Others being separated.

>for some reason
Dany and the Baratheon brothers share a grandmother. Stannis had a Targaryen-blood claim to the throne, buy I can't remember if it was brought up directly in the books.

Asoiaf has always been a lovecraftian work. Most of martin's books are.Ots how he writes, overwhelming the reader with nonsense ( 2 page banquet descriptions) and contrived plots while leaving small clues her and there that shit is going down and no one is the wiser.

Dead things in the water, strange shaped murderous creatures appearing around qohor. Pay attention to the details. Crows are all liars, and r'lhor is an asshole.

source? dont play with me user. i need a reason to live

I bend the knee!

new thread:

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the andals dont know they worship fake gods. the only people who actualy care about what is going on in westeros are the maesters, but they are secularists so they just assume everything is about greed, corruption and fairytales. the citadel and high septry hate eachother, but they dont make it public.

God I wish that were me

> structuration

The word is 'structure' you ignorant fuck.

>does nothing
>becomes king

In living Color said it better...

youtube.com/watch?v=9ROOi5xagxg

So freezer geezers? got it

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Gods of Thrones: A Pilgrim's Guide to the Religions of Ice and Fire, by Ron Hubbard

Fire & Blood: 300 Years Before A Game of Thrones, by GRRM

The World of Ice & Fire: The Untold History of Westeros and the Game of Thrones, by GRRM

If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by.

GRRM is an atheist. None of the gods exist.