Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man...

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

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Put me in the screencap, Warwick.

Go go Warwick you da man bro

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I wish there was a book full of Yea Forums shitposts like this, absolutely Yea Forumsty

Twinkle twinkle very little star.

I surprised Warwick davies by showing him TRUE STARDOM. After I kidnapped him and his 4 eyed son I took them to my special warehouse...

Warwick was going to sleep for a while...for now.

I took his son and grabbed him by the leg, the little shit wiggled and tried to scream but everytime I slapped him in his tiny mouth, then with a swift move I slammed him into the table (not too hard as not to kill him, thats no fun), then I proceeded to tie him down, his little ankles and wrist firmly chained to the table.

The fun was just starting, first I took a sledgehammer and smashed his little foot, the abomination screamed, my dick was so hard at that moment, then after 2 good hits I move onto the other one, once im done they look like 2 pink rags soaked in blood, I see that the little fella shat on himself disgusting asshole, then I grab a bat and hit his hands until they are flat like little pancakes...at this point the kid is out so I get to work.... I inject something that will keep him asleep for his new makeover! I grab a small saw and cut both arms and legs, then I stitch them in the wrong positions, when im finished he looks like a deformed starfish.

Now onto his mouth, with some small pliers I gently removed all his teeth, then I superglue his eyes shut and place giant googly eyes for comedic effect, the ears I keep intact, I want the kid to hear his dad suffer later on...

Warwick you absolute charmer. You should do more writing.

kek try suing me for this post Warwick you fucking midge

Then I spray paint him gold all over, I see he starts to wake up so I slap him, the kid starts to scream and tries to move but its impossible, I pull out my throbbing cock and slide it into his tiny mouth, I press record on my camera and begin to facefuck him, faster and faster but being careful that he doesnt choke, I keep jamming it in faster and faster until the little jaw dislocates, at this point the vibration from his little screams feels so good that I cum inside him,then I grab his tongue and pierce it with a hook that is tied to a rope, then I start to hoist him up to a beam.

I go for Warwick and he asks for his son, I tell him everything is A OK! Then I tie him to a chair and make him watch a video I made for him, I recorded how I dismembered and fucked his child, he has to watch it all until the end, then and only then I present my work, I tell him to look up! He's used to it after all....then the horror on his face as he sees his son turned into a grotesque star screaming....

And to end the night I grab my trusty bat and start to hit the kid like a piñata...his guts fall all over Warwick who is tied to a chair under him, as he cries and screams asking why I walk calmly behind him and whisper "Because I have short temper" then I bash him in the head and end his miserable existence.

its like draggin around henry the vac