Now that the dust is settled

Now that the dust is settled,
What went wrong?

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nothing it's flawless

Too long.
Kiss only comes in at 45 minutes.
Zzzzzz

No actual sex scene
And they omitted the reciprocal fuck when Elio gets to top Oliver

I havent seen this. This is the gay movie right?

>Bi/questioning character "A" struggling with sexual identity in the face of family and friends
>Meets totally gay character "B" who shows A how to be gay
>A falls in love with B. B keeps A in a sort of leashed-master-slave style toxic relationship, but A doesn't notice
>Fallout from family and friends, because B urged A to come out
>A and B have some time of happiness together
>B finds another fucktoy and leaves A high and dry with his new reality.

Now I'm going to read the wikipedia page and see if I was right or wrong.

Oh look. Id grade my wild guess as a 7/10.

oliver should have eaten the entire peach as per the novel. cowards

Only right about the last two

a lot...

>plot = movie
lmao look at this brainlet

strange because reality is pretty much the opposite, it's all the confused """"bi"""" guys who will court the real fag and then leave him as soon as a roastie glances in his direction

It didn't win best picture when Moonlight did despite Moonlight being objectively worse

Moonlight had the benefit of being Black on top of Gay.

More like "What went right?" It was good and compared to Blue is the Warmest Color wasn't too graphic or too long.

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fuck wrong thread

armie was miscast badly.

Homosexuality is disgusting and a mental illness

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>movie starts with lecture about the sensual etymology of “apricot”
>he fucks a peach
Also it’s lowbrow trash and if it were a heterosexual relationship you would be embarrassed to saw you watched it

Were they even gay

>young gay black man struggles with abusive home life and drugs, based on a play and a true story
If you didn't sink all your money into this winning Best Picture, you're a fool.

boring coming-of-age sad gay boi film

it's only liked and considered flawless by sad gays who either can't get laid, are (((struggling))) to come out of the closet and are too much of a huge fucking pussy cause "muh family" and "muh job"

>b-but t-that heartbreaking ending

Unironically have sex gay fags who like this piece of shit movie

its a movie for faggots. thats whats wrong.
jesus christ can cure homosexuality and drug addiction

This shit right here..that's reality

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t. Muhammad

ah-bloo-bloo

They shyed away from nudity

There is one good thing about Europe becoming a caliphate. They’ll throw all the faggots off the tallest buildings

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no capes

Fucking tired of this fag kike spamming this obscure fag kike movie.

Here on Yea Forums there's only one guy we throw off buildings

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The biggest fag of them all

No on-screen gay sex
No gay anything on-screen
This entire movie was too heterosexual for my taste.

We only want cock when we're horny. Sorry homos.