Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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>user, we need to have a talk.
hi friend
everyone in this thread needs to die
if my death is the price that has to be paid for this, I am ready
A E S T H E T I C
>user won't be talking to anyone anymore
What do you guys think was Novas tax policy for iron city?
come and get it fucker I bet you fight like a beanbag chair
I don't know best I could do
>#495
I think it's less of a tax and more like everything goes to Zalem except the excess and whatever they don't want
trickle down economics, duh.
Awesome user thanks
>can't read numbers
Why would he need to tax them? Everyone works for Zalem anyway. They want to keep Iron City suppressed, but not miserable enough to start a rebellion.
>#485
>great question user
I know right? It's weird how our average IQ matches the thread number
based
Aww that's cute do you two know each other
>alita holding kit.png
the hair is really tricky. i better take that coin before they yoink it from me.
*ahem*
FUCK NOVA. AND FUCK ZALEM.
>two
1/2
If Alita can't manage her own floof and poof then nobody can
Alita will rouse the oppressed peoples of Iron City and upend Zalem. She will finish her mission. To keep them is no benefit; to destroy them is no loss.
>blank without glasses.png
Yeah that user samefags hard but I wanted to see if he's in the mood to get skewered instead of ignored
>tfw would absolutely take responsibility
Let's do this
This is the kind of crossover shitpost I can get behind
2/2
Note the user ratings. Supposedly the biggest movie ever, yet it has half the votes Captain Marvel had a smiliar time after release, and still less than Alita.
A blade made out of crystallized titanium would be so fucking cool IRL
What happens in here?
alita femdom angel
/healing/
We talk about the movie and anything related to it, also we fight trolls
and sometimes we meet up to shoot guns, pretty standard stuff
>Oh I see you're new here. Step right this way.
pretty much whatever we want.
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finally a shitpost I can get behind
>tfw rewrote the same paragraph for over three hours
I have writer's block and it's never going to end.
We heal
I’m still lurking in hopes I can get something delivered by bikelita tonight. She had a bad night in the rain last time I saw her.
Occasional board visitor here, I'm genuinely curious why Alita of all movies has ended up with hundreds of generals lasting months after release.
>#485
CRINGE
Do like CutOut and drink a case of Red Bull. Alternately, take a break for a while.
Could someone update this with the current numbers?
courier services are usually weekends fren.
I'm gonna try to find Iron City, anyone want to go with me? We can leave our lives behind, together.
lol user, that IS cutanon
I like the wide war paint but not the meatbody
I figured it was but you never know
because it's the only movie in recent memory that feels like a classic 90s action movie brought back to today. There's no self awareness, no irony. Everything is delivered genuinely even if it seems cheesy. Alita heals characters in story and she healed all of us. It activated something we all thought was gone from us.
so much floof
What’s /ALITA/ listening to?
I’m back on that melodic death metal shit
The real joke here is I swore off Redbull.
>485
>CRINGE
What's the matter user, did you step on a scale and that was the number?
You're about to be flooded with answers, haha
A quick summary
>great sc-fi cyberpunk action movie
>greates CGI in a film to date
>main protagonist is a great character with an arc who kicks major ass and is lots of fun. Not to mention she's pretty cute
>strong female protagonist/female empowerment character without any PC/SJW/cultural marxists forced political bullshit thrown in
>great supporting cast
>good, tight script with great lines of dialogue
>top-notch sets and world-building
>terrific fight choreography and action sequences
>greatest IMAX 3D for any movie ever
>a HARD PG-13. Barely misses R. Lots of great violence and intensity
>warm and fuzzy feeling every time after watching it
Go see it, user. You know you want to.
>general for a flop
Posting art
It's breath of fresh air in an industry infested with films made by committee. Movies have been self-aware sarcastic quip fests for years, while Alita isn't afraid to take itself seriously. One of the best films of the decade, best film so far this year, Also she's adorable.
>*ring ring*
>Yesterday was rough, but nothing can keep me down for long! Order up!
>I'm always around!
What’s the matter? You some kind of bitch?
Capeshit? Those threads never last. "sips" Let me tell you why /ALITA/ is such a long running general.
don't normally blast Cannibal Corpse but
>youtube.com
has been making me think about how fitting it is for Grew. I typically keep my metal on the cavern-core/disso-death side though. I feel like I'm the only metalhead here sometimes.
Have a thee incel.
The Secret of Zalem, please.
Thank you!
>this mans career just ended right there shiddddd
*upvoted*
Sigh... one case of Redbull please.
The Twilight Zone complete series on blu-ray please.
Bring me a cute Alita gf
oh hell yeah can I get a BC Rich Ironbird preferably in black? Any color will do though. xoxoxo
> Cyborg girls man.... I keep getting older, they stay the same age
Haunting Ground for PS2 please
Waifus of course.
I wouldn't mind a 2B (or not 2B).
Of all guitars you could have asked for, you went with Ironbird. That thing is almost Stratocaster ugly, even Warbeast looks better.
Oh, Ali! Thank goodness it's you. I need you to pick up a few things for myself and our buddies. I need you to pick up a whole case of Red Bulls for CutAnon, some home-made chicken noodle soup and a bottle of Tylenol for Voiceanon, and for Peaches....some peaches.
Me, I'll take the crappy shrimp-flavored top ramen. I'll also take some Dr. Pepper, a Ramones t-shirt, a couple mouse traps, a cactus, a venus flytrap, Shaft on Laserdisc, one of those water drinking bird toys, one of those prank cans of peanuts that actually has rubber snakes in it, a horseshoe magnet, a magnifying glass, a soufflé, and a couple Slim Jims, brother!
I don't even go to reddit lol.
Realistically...
>You meet Alita for real.
>Ask her out.
>Her reaction is pic related.
Cyborg already exist.
I know a few Alita anons who like the heavier shit
I’ve been listening to a lot of nekrogoblinkon and unleash the archers lately
Don't remind me.
Psst... Delivery-user... hehe... put some extra spice on the noodles to prank him! Tee hee!
yes! i’d like a dry aged steak and a wheel of gouda please!
>doesn't know that Ironbirds are in style in underground death metal right now
user, pls. I'd kill for a NJ series w/Kahler.
how fucking autistic can you get
I can post my bandcamp if you want to peruse my collection.
Do it
No one wants to go with me? Guess I'll make my own way...
>Unleash The Archers
Excellent taste. You should check out ARP's album Circle of the Oath, I think you'd like it.
I’ll go with you
aww what else did the bullies say to you
bandcamp.com
gib urs
>implying the majority of Yea Forums users don't autistically catalogue their porn and frog memes
I’ll check it out user
You should check out Klamath - The Black Waltz
Also I’m going to edit a death metal Alita in PS
>ever making fun of anyone in any thread on any board on Yea Forums for being "autistic"
kek
:) pack your things, we're gonna go watch Alita play motorball
>caring what others think about your style
That's not very metal of you, user.
>point out how obviously gay and autiatic the pics are
>"Who bullied you?"
???
still want one lol, Warbeasts are all right.
>Ironbird
>Bich
>Warlock
>Warbeast
Currently using a Washburn Renegade HM though so who knows, maybe I'll hate how it handles if I get one.
Goodnight thread, goodnight Alita.
and goodnight mommy
>not using a keytar
goodnight fren sleep well
Based, these faggots are getting /reylo/ levels of annoying. I can't even imagine how ugly and pathetic you sacks of shit are.
I'm sorry Alita I only learned guitar :c
I don’t have one. I only go based on what others recommend and YouTube related videos so I can surprise myself with new music daily
What I can tell you is that lately I’ve been busting out a lot of
> Powerwolf
> Shireen
> Unleash The Archers
> Nekrogoblikon
> SKALD
> Apocalypse Orchestra
I would gladly use Alita's movie to make beautiful webms that are worth showing off to the world.
>ugly and pathetic you sacks of shit are.
lol he doesn't know
MEDIC!!!!!
ah well you're probably not gonna dig what makes up 99% of my bandcamp lol
oh my based
Alita... explain to me how this is even possible.
Sneedlita
Nanotech womb.
Thoughts on the manga? Worth reading?
I dig everything friend! Specially heavier shit
My music taste isnt really consistent
I’ll listen to everything from poppy cheesy shit all the way to scary satanic metal and everything in between
URM do have the technology.
if you can keep the manga and movie as separate entities you will have a much more enjoyable time. They differ in some big ways but hearing people whine about where it diverges is extremely tedious.
Okay, explain it to me one more time, but slower.
the mango blows. the movie is much better.
Well /Alita/ looks like my old family cat might finally be dying. Parents are heading to the vet to see how bad it is. I still miss her even though I moved out years ago now. And I'm stuck here at work thinking about it fuck this.
The manga is well worth reading user, most of us have read it but it's a lot weirder and bloodier than the movie.
Is the torrent out yet?
There's a camrip that is okay but the bluray hasn't dropped yet
Read: en.wikipedia.org
This prob make you waifufag even more perverted, but what ever.
Sneedlita
>heavy
go with Defeated Sanity, Undergang, Phrenelith, etc
>spooky/cavern-core
Spectral Voice, Cruciamentum, Chthe'ilist
>evil
Deathspell Omega, Nightbringer, Ascension, Vassafor.
have fun fren.
Sneedlita.
We don't have to speculate, we already know how she reproduces
>You can get food in a small plastic bag.
>Now you can get child birthing, too.
Well... this is... a future... I suppose...
Surprisingly cute for a tumour
>Well you see user, first we take off our clothes.
That sucks user. To be honest I don't know what to tell you. Just remember all the good times you had with your cat.
Are you sure?
Sneedlita...
sous vide whole baby goat sounds fucking great. i’d finish it with the propane vapor torch. tacos tacos tacos!
Sneedlita
Novel isn't canon though but it is real fucking weird
Wait... uh... o-okay. This is sudden but not unwelcome.
Braplita
poor shitposter; nobody is acknowledging him so sad lol
Farmer#2lita
wanna talk about it? how do you feel?
Floplita
>tfw you have so many manga reaction images that you don't need to use anything else
I can't see Edward Norton acting a manga-accurate Nova. He'll have to do his own thing
We'll just have to see, Cameron did give him like 14 pages of notes already
Incelita
>I can't even get one good sentence.
Well. Shoot me.
keep it up user you're starting to get better
Roll for Alita’s reaction to you inviting her on a date
Brainletita
Bring on the pain.
>Not really pls something good.
She was a good companion when I younger and moving through my final exams for high school. I just wish everything didn't hit at once I'm really struggling to balance everything. And I've got things I want to write for the general that I can't because life gets in the way which compounds the problem. It's just a really shitty time right now. I'm glad you guys are still here though.
Stay strong user. We're here for you.
rolling for 12 or 10
Cuntlita
Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Otomo, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Akira had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good man, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Otomo can say that Tetsuo became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Otomo doesn’t ask the question: What was Tetsuo’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these bikers? By the end of the war, Kaneda is gone but all of the bikers aren’t gone – they’re on the road. Did Tetsuo pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby bikers, in their little biker cradles?
yeah but what about these dubs?
rollin'
Btw if you land on zero it means she didn’t hear you so you have to reroll
sorry to hear about your kitty bro. it’s tough when they’ve been part of your life that long.
add a zero in there for me
i got a zero last time too
rolling again because I didn't get one
Rolling for date with waifu
fuck never mind
Homosexualita
I laughed
roll
>hello Alita you look very pretty tonight
this user is at least evolving you can stay, fren.
>1
lmao
>Not just a 1.
>But a 11.
Eeeeesh.
I thought I got 11? Not that it's much better :c
It is 11. She looks vaguely interested in a crazy kinda a way.
Thanks friends. You guys are the best.
More like she's getting ready to beat his ass...
TRASHY DRESS YOU DID IT AGAIN
-sigh- one more time.
>h-hey Alita I hope you're doing good I just wanted to see if you're free tonight, I found this really cool spot in Iron City. Nobody knows about it but it's really secluded and I think you'd like it a lot; wanna see? please don't laugh at me
I GOT FIVE ON IT
and who could forget
OH SNAP
Ravioli ravioli, show me the relationshipioli
RIP me
Please give me a 12
>He's mine! face
>bad
K i'm satisfied
mfw Steel reserve guy gets 12
That's one way to look at it. I saw it as her being pissed I even dared to ask
Hey Alita, want to sex at my place tonight?
Nah dude, she went full yandere over you.
Good luck surviving.
I wish it were me.
Give me the eight
Gonna roll again, because fuck it right
>tfw the thread is slow
Wanna like hangout sometime?
Slow is smooth.
Smooth is comfy.
HOW MUCH FOR THE CYBORG, THE LITTLE CYBORG, HOW MUCH FOR THE CYBORG
it's not that slow, fren. Also, it'd a Wednesday. Dead center of the week. Weekend comfytimes are on the horizon.
best response to when people make sad posts about the thread being a bit sleepy. There's nothing wrong with slow periods. We can't have feverish activity 24/7.
>tfw only saw it in the theaters once
>it flopped
An i beyond redemption?
Ido..... i'm already a demon
lol, I burst out laughing to this
Wonder how long it'll take to remake ALL our memes in BD quality when the time comes
it’s so slow everyone will know i’m homo for hugo
This one's on the house.
I'll take you to the Green Day concert.
A month at least.
I'll take you to the Green Day concert.
Rollerball
longer because we'll have weekly viewings to hangout and the rest of Yea Forums will wonder where we go once a week.
WAITER!
yeah?
Thanks Jashugan
>*ring ring*
>I love you all so much! Good night!
I fucking love playing with the idea of yandere Alita but she's so hard to write because it still needs to be true to her base motivations and general course of action.
That's really easy, writefag. Make her jealous.
lol the magnet on the helmet
Ha ha. Redbull. Th-thanks. I'm sure I'll be fine.
Holy fuck someone actually got that
>that lil' Lita wearing the Ramones shirt
(Cyber)PUNK AF!
Here's your tip.
my Ironbirb!
tfw at work listening to Chicago blues and browsing Alita. Life isn't too bad
Thanks for answers, Anons.
Oh don't worry I already have once or twice. But it really needs a long build up for the payoff so when I have some more time I might go deep in to it. I still think Don't Piss Me Off and Fractures have some of the best single snap-shot frames in them of any of my stories.
be careful Cutout maybe just have one a day
You're welcome, soldier
This general is so open and welcoming to everyone new you guys are my favourite.
Well I did it. I just called out of work tomorrow cus it’s the very last local showing of alita at the cheapies. Gonna be a blessed day. May splurge on chocolate.
I may make a road trip up to Phoenix in a couple weeks to see it there with a friend who lives there but I hope my falling apart car is still good by then.
you're our favorite
we've welcomed so many, genuinely. Even the Brie-poster is slowly becoming a regular.
one day of hooky is more than all right to see our girl one last time. Have fun user.
the absolute size of that gouda. thanks ali!
>tippu
The "Aladdin bug" makes me grumpy. I just want to see /ourgirl/ again. Stop getting my hopes up.
>pic related
More people would miss us than I think they know if we weren't here.
rolling
this
They'd see all the hellish shit around them and think, "man, remember when that one Alita general was here? I miss that."
How comfy are you anons rn? I’m 9/10 comfy rn
Only reason it’s not 10/10 is because I’m waiting on my cocoa
The only thing this thread can't /heal/ is the love bug.
what would the Disney trolls do for work
I'd argue that the waiting in gleeful anticipation for your cocoa right before you get it is like an 11/10, user
9/10 because I'm in bed with tea and comfyposting. But tea at night makes me piss every 30 fucking minutes.
I'll bring you your cocoa user, it looks so good though
I'm mourning a little for the above mentioned cat but I feel more ok with the comfy thread here and support from my family.
Have you noticed the Alita generals have sucked the last of the reasonable Yea Forums posters in? The rest of the board has collapsed into shit since Alita generals started in February. The board has been going to shit for awhile so no loss really. Best thing going around here is Alita and that's a good thing.
>tfw I used to lurk 2 dozen different boards and 100 different threads
>tfw /ALITA/ is now taking up all my attention
>tfw I don't mind one damn bit
And nothing of value was lost.
Sleepy, happy, and lying in bed, so 9/10 comf.
"haha those alita threads were so gay lol... I think we missed out bros"
>pic very much related as Yea Forums had a glau "comfy" thread a while ago lol
similar boat, I still check /tg/ for the /hhg/ because it's still relatively comfy for 30k/40k people and SOME threads on /fa/ can be comfy amazingly but it's still kinda lame. For the most part, I live here now when on Yea Forums. Don't really need to go anywhere else.
If I can spitball for the future I think we're gonna get to 999 before the sequel gets announced and spread off to out own places and things but we're going to have a hell of a reunion when we get the sequel announced. That would make me incredibly happy
>tfw it's not 99/100
What other live action anime film, besides alita, does /ALITA/ enjoy? Edge of Tomorrow is my second favorite adaptation.
it's the best case scenario. It'll be bittersweet to put /alita/ on standby but it'll be so worth it to revive it.
Your answers is the best in terms of quality. I have a soft spot for the worldbuilding of the live action GitS movie despite how bad it was.
These Alita general threads aren't going to suddenly stop happening oh ye of little faith. They're continuing through the bluray release, on to the sequel announcement and beyond to the sequel release.
This is an underrated reaction pic
Alita eternal comrades! Deus Vult Angelis.
I wasn't doomposting fren. I meant standby as in 'we don't clear 3-4 threads in a single day' type of standby.
i had a weird dream about the 999 thread earlier. basically we all knew it was the end so everyone came back. the nova "FUCK THIS NIGGA" guy, the "zapan dindu nothin wrong" guy, the brie poster, thread man, cutanon, peaches, the grewiska "all smiles" poster, delivery user, vamplita, emolita, blondelita, leeta, all the voice fags, even the very early ones who did like one line and left, and we just shared our favorite memories about the threads we had. we finished the movie redub in time and made/posted webms about our favorite parts, and we just had a good time posting. after we got to the bump limit we all said goodbye and that we'd all come back one day, when the sequel gets announced, and that none of us would ever really be gone. browsing different threads and different boards, you'll always see the occasional alita reaction picture, and that way you'll know we're still around, even if the general isn't. i woke up kinda sad about it.
I love you, friends
I been using alita pics in other boards and getting alita pic replies
I really like Tokyo Zombie but I don’t know if that counts since it was not a western adaptation.
I don't think you have to worry fren:
we're not going anywhere anytime soon.
It irked me that the film is basically an amalgamation of all the best parts of the different series
I'm excited for the CA meet-up. I hope it ends up at Huntington Beach.
Sorry sweetie. These threads end at #500. The jannies already said so. These are the last threads. Enjoy them before they are banned.
The live action one? Scarlett a fatass they shoulda motioncaptured someone better like they did with Alita
Proof?
Oh hey you're still around. You missed the last thread friend.
I promised something special for it and I won't let you down. Whether it's the end or not, it's an important thread and I look forward to seeing what happens there.
>gets dabbed to death
They seemed to chose her because of name recognition
I'm excited to see Va's Footgame desu
You haven't seen them already?
don't be weird user
You what now?
Don't do that
>tfw you find a new reaction image
I was gonna say that's a solid cute Alita right there.
>thinking people go to beach and DON'T bury their feet in the sand and go 'LOL OH NOES MY FEET GOT CUT OFF!!'
grow up silly
move outta the way WEAK posters
ROLL CALL
how many of you are planning on going to the CA beach meet?
Different strokes different folks but don’t be a creep
I thought we were supposed to keep ourselves (([[{{CONTAINED}}]]))
user-chan don't say that, I'll have to wear full on shoes instead of my sandals
I am!
wish I could. Pencil me in for the following one; couldn't figure out work scheduling to get down to LA.
I am. I'm going to bring my switch to kick VA's Butt in smash.
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
The only legitimate character is C.Falcon
>wearing shoes at the beach
YUCK
Excuse you
Even if I'm using a controller I've never used before
I'm gonna beat you down
This reminds me, they never did establish any connection between the bartender and Koyomi being family. Koyomi could have been adopted in the movies
Forty fucking keks, thanks user
I'm probably driving down with the other CO user, maybe help step your OC game up a notch
I call bread
Alita is an absolute gem of an adaptation
>performs decently at the box office
>Cameron's baby, he'll definitely make a sequel!
Well, I'm convinced
What's your main? Let me guess...Pikachu.
I usually go Link, DK, or Luigi
I know it's gross
still better than someone checking out my feet...
Not OC user, just a random image
Heard about you and the other CO user coming over. It’s going be great, can’t wait to meet you all there
>not wearing socks and sandals to deter footfags
sorry for not including you in the list, there's so many anons that have come and gone. i look forward to the story Smiling_Alita.png
i am as well
OH SHIDDDDDD I laughed thanks user.
Based reappropriated shitpost poster
It's still an uncertainty for me
The rare reverse-shitpost I like it
Nah. I play Richter. I'm a huge Castlevania fangirl
user nothing is worth wearing socks and sandals.
NEED NEW BREAD NOW!
Don't be sorry! The name isn't for attention beyond what I post with it. I'll appear in your dreams soon enough friend.
>user nothing is worth wearing socks and sandals
Unless you're a dad and you do it to embarrass your kids
FUCK YOUR MUFFINS
here's some bread
socks and sandals are patrician footwear. comfortable and practical
Based 99 poster
i really want to I just don’t know if my schedule will permit. What day?
How did no one notice these blessed quads?