How do we make runtimes more inclusive?

>2050 all movies will be 2 minute black screens with no audio so the ADHD addled Helen Kellers of the world can enjoy cine kino.

Cutting out the movie would provide a much more enjoyable experience for everyone.

Is it talking about mental disability?
If so, how about we take more responsibility for our bodies and genes? Find out what negative genes we carry and then do our best not to procreate with someone who could also pass on that trait. Show a little self awareness, maybe? And maybe not pump little babies full of “vaccines” for extinct diseases full of mercury and formaldehyde?

I'm saying everyone should be banned from theatres, they are an archaic concept. The cinemas themselves often do not make enough money on ticket costs to operate relying on concessions, the staff are often overworked and underpaid and the entire establishment is part of a system that feeds the lack of creativity that cinema has become.

Well clearly for the bladderly disabled we need to have theaters with toilet seats instead of cushions. If you can use the bathroom in the theater you never have to miss scene.

this is jeremy here from the quartering

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I'm not disabled but I would welcome that. When I was younger I didn't mind but now in my late 20s I don't care to watch that long movies anymore. I mean, I didn't mind with Dragged Across Concrete, but that movie was actually interesting. Marvel capeshit is just boring shit and I need to cool off my head after a while just to cleanse it of the garbage.

>STARK
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IRON MAN 2 REFERENCE

I used to think rooting for nukes or the end of the world is a meme, but as I grow older, please norks, just nuke us and end this.

>his kinoplex doesn't have built in toilets in the seats
>he doesn't get to experience the sound of dozens of people shitting themselves during the movie
Pathetic. I bet you don't even have crab claws either.

Just release the bluray rip and let people watch at their own pace duh

Yeah, nah. I don't pay for a tickie to hear some mong moan "UH, UHHH" while he does that flailing thing with his neck and wrists. Eat your shoulder cookie at home, Tyler.

I'm always looking out for how will people get offended next. They never disappoint. Everytime they seem to already be offended by thr most stupid things, they get offended by something even more banal.

based berwick went on twitter and told them they dont speak for him, truly based

youtube.com/watch?v=--SBHly9_ko

>mainstream consciousness
The fuck is that? Are we supposed to pause the show when people have "Stuck in Neutral" fits?

I know OP is trolling but I do think we need to bring intermissions back into cinemas. It's absurd to pay 20 dollars for a movie and then have to worry about going to the bathroom or wanting a popcorn half way through. Every movie should have an intermission and there is no good reason not to. Debate me.

WB didn't have enough faith in Snyder. BvS would have made a billion and JL 2 if they let him make them complete.

>MTV
The solution is to not see it in a fucking theater. I streamed a bootleg so I could pause it whenever I want
t. """Disabled""" because I have a kidney disorder and can't make it close to 3 hours without peeing.

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This, I'd love to be able to hydrate properly while enjoying kino. It would also mean more long movies like Lawrence of Arabia.

I actually agree with you. Theater plays always have intermissions and it is a breath of air sometimes. Sometimes it even works as catharsis.

Autists and women don't have attention spans.

norks nukes can only reach the west coast
luckily, that's exactly how far they need to

Didn't some actual disabled paraplegic call them out on this? Same thing happened with Sekiro. Why the fuck are journalists trying to pander to cripples now

>or wanting a popcorn half way through
and what country might you be from user?

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i have no idea whats going on

how about...
like
breaks within the film?
halfway some intermission for like 5 min?

MTV is trying to help.

I agree. Plus, it also allows the mind to rest a little and process what you've seen and get ready to see more again.
Endgame is a movie where your mind gets strained for 2 hours straight with boring garbage and filler and then when the actually interesting stuff happens, you're too tired to care and subconsciously just want it to already end.

I watched the Director's Cut and it wasn't that much better.

It would be one thing if any of them actually gave a shit, but this whole thing is just a mental exercise for students of critical theory, each trying to earn credibility (of sorts) among their peers by inventing a hitherto unknown source of oppression. It's the modern equivalent of the Medieval Scholastics drawing a long chain of reasoning to demonstrate exactly how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

>the staff are often overworked and underpaid
yes theaters are the only places in America that do this. Banning them will definitely solve the issue

>I streamed a bootleg
maybe I don't wanna watch shit in 144p you third world fuck

This

What's with this new trend of using disabled people to push your retarded ideas despite actual disabled people not caring, see: Sekiro

Tell is more a as a disabled person.

based disabled retard

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I have severe depression and was hospitalized after attempted suicide before. The same feminists who tell us never to talk about male suicide because of "mAlE pRiViLeGe" somehow want to use me as an example of how the "patrirachy" hurts men.
Fuck them all.

Zyklon B

Cure your depression and fight the roasties.

how does privilege exist if we're all the same?

Endgame has a perfect intermission cut when they ask Clint what happened to Natasha. I think intermissions are classy and should come back, but modern theater business wouldn't allow any "wasted" time.

I'm surprised that MTV is even still around.

feminism won't be around for much longer, people are finally waking up to how misandrist they actually are.

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why does literally everyone have to be accounted for at all times? i don't give a shit about normal people yet i'm supposed to give the time of day to this minuscule portion of society who can't sit through capeshit without shitting on themselves? i haven't even been in a movie theater in nearly a decade. disabled people can wait for the video release just like i do.

All capeshitters are disabled, whether it be mentally or physically.
These movies are meant for the retarded.

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What does the runtime have to do with disabled people? I would think they have an easier time sitting in one place than a non-disabled person

Some people are more the same than others.

>MTV still exists
wut?

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then what are you watching Endgame? if is thaat boring the surely you can go out and miss some minutes of it.

reminder that his girlfriend is hotter than anyone here has ever come within 10 feet of. forget his channel name so i can't look her up.

>How do we make runtimes more inclusive?
Nuke all major cities

I got fucked by a solid 9/10 Chad at the last anime con I went to, so take that.

Intermissions every 20 minutes and urinary catheters handed out at the door with medical professionals on-site for application. It's the only way for movies to stop being fascist.

hot, did you let him breed you?

The anus does not work that way.

>doesn't know what breeding is
stop LARPing as a twink fucktoy

Yeah I just don't use your shitty Blacked slang. Would you like to talk about obsession with the black penis?

sure, any hot stories to share?

Yup. Give me 5 minutes to pee. Dang.

MTV is still around, and this is what they've resorted to? Sad.

Was it kino?
twitter.com/rickyberwick/status/1124833989141733377

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Came here to post this.

That would probably take at least one viewing per screen away per day.

you're thinking of that H.P. Lovecraft looking cripple

youtu.be/VjtX7jW-DM8

>still too long

And this is why it will never happen.