Who will the first gay marvel character be?

Valkyrie or Marvel

Captain Marvel

Bucky

BASICALLY ALL NIGGAS GAY ON THE DL

PART OF IT IS PRISON CULTURE, WHO ELSE THEY GONNA FUCK IN THERE, REST IS JUST NIGGAS BEIN GAY

BUT THEY DONT LIKE TO ADMIT IT LMAO

THE NIGGAS DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH :^)

Northstar was the first gay Marvel character.

Being gay in 2019 is hardly newsworthy fuck off with this sjw crap

sam or buck. maybe sam AND buck.

If I were an audience member right now, I'd be asking the first thing I would ask after seeing this franchise.

The first thing an audience member should ask is not how one feels about it, but…what's a character like him going through? Is he making moves that he is doing for the first time? Is he using what he has learned from his family, or are those lessons being utilized for self-awareness, or is he going to make this move for his own gain? What kind of a parent is he, and why does he have all the knowledge but doesn't necessarily have the ability to use it, without the other person knowing? What kind of a leader is he, and why does he feel like he doesn't matter in the world? Why did he feel like he's the only person able to change things for the better?

tony because he died so they dont have to show it and he was gay for war machine

VALKYRIE

>A VALKYRIE!
youtube.com/watch?v=jOBhE8JOcLE&t=113

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>Nebula scissoring with Mantis

And NOW we have a movie

african americans are more gay than any other race tho

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it will be the character rob stark is playing in the Eternals movie

That obviously gay dude in the front

Captain Marvel, Valkyrie, or Peter Parker.

Did he have aids?

It was OP all along.

it's captain marvel. her movie was queer coded

obviously it'll be rocket you wankers

>Peter Parker
Literally in the contract between Sony and Marvel that no one is allowed to make him gay

No.

I honestly don't care.
If they deviate from the comics again just to keep people happy in this liberal social climate then I am DONE.
I don't want people to be happy.

Who cried over dinner in Endgame?

Thats not really true to gay men then.

Fuck you faggot he was the only good character in endgame compared to all the little bitches he had to deal with.

This shit is like the fucking space race: corporations competing to out-gay the others.

I'd bet $20 on Rocket

That way they can make it a joke and won't ever have to show him doing anything and risk losing any audience, cause who's he gonna fuck? He's a raccoon.

rocket raccoon

Sorry War Machine

>cause who's he gonna fuck? He's a raccoon.
YIFF IN HELL!

Valkyrie or Captain Killjoy are the obvious choices

If it's someone in that picture it has to be don cheadle or whoever that is.

Hawkeye shown canon wife & kids, Tony stark and pepper pots, Cap was in love with that flapper reporter chick in the 1940s, racoon is a racooon, ant man has wife and kids, scarjo is a chick and everyone knows lesbians are just girls in college who flip with one good dick

More like Gay Machine amirite

> Ant Man has daughter
> Cap had Peggy
> Pete had Liz and now MJ
> Hulk loved Nat
> Hawkeye has wife
> Wanda loved Viz
> Bucky had a gf
> T'Challa had Nakia
> Don Cheadle would never accept suddenly being gay
> All Guardians minus Rocket had hetero relationships, and making a blue android or talking Raccoon into a fag would only serve to piss off lgbt community

So why bother? Neither Captain Marvel or Falcon would have their characters altered by a "gay all along" reveal. Make them both gay for all it would matter

Captain Marvell is frigid. Gone all the time, would not resonate with the fans because she is incapable of being intimate.
Valkyrie bitch with War Machine embracing his homosexuality with his ex-wife and kids support. You need to propagandized this crap hard or what is the point.

That is not very PC

this desu. I’m black and love me some big, black male booty.

I think he means when the guy in the motivational group (with captain america) was crying

Feige's wet dream after all. Now has the money and endgame to shit all over everything.

Chris Evans is already gay irl

Doesn't matter. Whoever the marketers pick. I'd rather discuss my dick cheese.

Going the Overwatch route now everyone has paid and watched the movies, so bold and brave.

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They dont need to go hard. They can just do like they did with the girl power scene in Endgame.

I'm calling Rhodey, Bucky or Falcon if gay. Danvers, Valkyrie or New Gamora if lesbian
Since Tessa Thompson already made a Bisexual Valkyrie scene that got cut in Ragnarok I'm guessing it's her

tony stank

I don't know about y'alls, but I ain't finna bouta be down with no gay romance scenes in the flicks I watch unless they're hot lesbians. Fuck outta here with that ish.

>Since Tessa Thompson already made a Bisexual Valkyrie scene that got cut in Ragnarok
really?

YOU JUST KNOW

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Don Cheadle

i'd pay to see Valkyrie sucking on CM's toes

Yeah but it was implicit and rather lame
collider.com/thor-ragnarok-valkyrie-bisexual-scene-cut-taika-waititi/

Bruh didn’t her female lover die in the flashback to hela or whatever killing all the valkyries an sheeit?

In fact, it was you, the viewer who was gay all along

It's a new character you idiots

Spiderman to make the character fit the actor

What makes you think they were lovers?

I guess you could say the gay was the friends we made along the way

Shut the fuck up autist

There are more humane ways to kill a character you don't like

If an existing character, the only male they'd be willing to do it to is War Machine. If female, it'll be Mantis, Nebula, or Captain Marvel.

I love the fact that they would never do this because all the "we waz kangz" would never go and watch this "faggot sheet"

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T'challa
let the chimpout begin

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Ah the “ Dumbledore is gay” after the fact

MISS U WIT DAT GAYSHIT?

THAT MEAN U DOUBLE GAY LMAO

For all the ridicule, it works exceptionally well.

Ain't ever seen Rhodey with a woman so my bet's on him.

Carol is for /ss/ with Peter.

that character was played by one of the directors of the movie and also thought the same that he was gay or he was talking about his brother

You guys are gonna flip but it's gonna be cap.
Remember at the end when Sam said "you gonna tell me about her?"
And he didnt wanna tell him? its because it wasnt a her at all

It's gonna be both.

>retconning hetero is now AN EVENT

We reached peak soi

>she was a valkyrie....
classic video

watch it be Doctor Strange

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It is the trans rights nigger

>or he was talking about his brother
What kind of hick town are you from where men go on dates with their brother?

BEING IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF DOESNT REALLY COUNT AS GAY

STRANGE 2 BETTER UNLEASH THAT MOTHERFUCKER, EVERYONES A SKRUB COMPARED TO HIM

Nebula or War Machine. If they make it Rocket my sides

>Don Cheadle would never accept suddenly being gay
Pretty sure he would

EW

imagine playing a character for a decade and the producers randomly decide you're gay

wut?

could be a new one. Watch it be Shang-Chi and the china pandering bombs because of it

Didnt he get the part because the other nigga was too hood? Obviously he would accept it, for a couple mill who blames him?

I've met plenty of frigid dykes

>Terrence Howard
>hood
my fucking sides.
He got the part because Terrence was too expensive. They promised him like 8mil for IM2. But when RDJ became a big hit they had to pay him more. So they took it from Howards pay. They only wanted to give him like 1m. He tried to call RDJ to talk some sense in them and RDJ ignored his calls which is fucked up because Howard helped get RDJ the job

Fuck off with this pussy ass shit. Reveal them as gay from the start or fuck off. Marvel Studios is really going to learn the hard way. They didn't learn from their comic counterpart.

Black Widow walking in with a strap on...I would pay for a Marvel movie for the first time, ever.

Never heard that version of the story. Fucked up if true. I thought TH just asked for more money and they told him to fuck off.

I bet $50 on Groot.

and Drax standing still watching from the corner eating chips

groot

Chang Shi
We can’t ever win

Carol, Mantis, Nebula, Valkirie, Agent Woo ,Bron-char, Korg and Miek. All of them.

Why would they make Shang Chi gay? That doesn't make any sense. Also wasn't one of the eternals confirmed to be gay with the casting? It's probably that guy.

Stand up for trans kids.

lol only one?

Not true. He did want more money but I have no idea where that embellishment came from. Also, he has micromeat

War Machine.

Its gonna be Iron mans black friend cause he's well known but not big enough a star to shake up the biblebelters

it's obviously don cheadle

Don Cheadle isn't a big enough star?

LOL.

To quote a comedian that is unpopular with some of this board, "he was thinking with his dick."

Like they want to lose 75 percent of their viewers. THE BLACKS are extremely homophobic

For the marvel universe.
His actor was swapped, he died once, why not slap on the gay and call it a day.
Don Cheadle is a good actor but his character is the token chameleon for Disney to look progressive.
>screencap cause I'm the first to say this and im also right

Captain Marvel

I really want to fuck Nebula

Cheadle also did it for the paycheck. The dude can actually act some, and is damned good, but I wouldn't turn down a Marvel paycheck, either. I'm just saying, he's not a small time actor, he's pretty highly regarded.

he didnt die though

That's my gf you are talking about, cool it buddy

All gays will burn in hell.

I mean, there are always exceptions to reason. We all have bad days where we think no matter what happens to us we're going to move forward. Maybe we don't actually believe this, but just like all our dreams we sometimes need a little validation. Sometimes we need to do what people tell us, like turn the pages of history (a.k.a. a.k.a. The Bible of Lies) and look at the actual text of the Bible to validate what is happening. We need other people's proof. Sometimes our minds are just running from an idea to a belief and that's not what makes things interesting. I have seen two articles by people who think that it's hard to believe in God and yet at the same time can still walk around and worship without looking foolish. The first is a post by Stephen Ostrander that said:

"God is in our heads. God makes sure we know his rules."

Fuck off, Christfag.

Ehh a lot of these you could just recast as bisexual or sexually fluid. Plenty of gays have had romance with girls.

Don Cheadlr isn’t some beloved actor or anything

the scene with them scissoring was a bit of a tip off

awww, ok, you got me, I can't help it
what the heck is a Pages Of History Also Known As "Also Known As "The Bible Of Lies""?

The second one is the article The Art of Thinking Like a Scientist, by Andrew Ross Sorkin that explains all of that really well. It is worth reading if you want to understand how all of that works and you may need a refresher on how the mind works.

It is true that most people can't imagine and can't dream up a God who they don't know. The other type of people I've talked to who thought of themselves as atheists at that level were probably too hard on themselves, too much of a perfectionist, too much of 'what ifs', too much of self-centredness, too much ego and 'what if He doesn't exist' as we might put it.

But that's kinda how it do these day

captain marvel
either that or black widow

Making Nebula gay would only make her more perfect in my eyes. She already is in the porn I write anyways.

You serious?

making it captain america would be both kinda ballsy, but also kinda obvious
good for a chuckle, at least

Black Widow does make sense. She had no family. She's dead. She could easily use her sluttiness on a woman too.

They can do whatever they want with her useless shitty prequel movie

nigga u gay

its not cap, it's not iron man,it's not spiderman, it's not antman, it's not thor, noe dr.strange. and it's not banner. They've all got female love interests.

outside of those, who even gives a shit? My money is on T'Challa, I don't think he's been attached to a female in the movies so he could be gay

I swear we wouldhave world peace if every journalist was killed and news oulet was bombed. No one cares about faggots and no one wants to see them in films.

She was gay for Gamora. That was obvious

This would be ideal
You get faggots in the movie, and a person of color being gay AND you finally get Larson to shut the fuck up

yeah... probably in the prequel movie , I can see black widow doing that

kys

>Plenty of gays have had romance with girls.
So why is the gay marriage ban not being applied equally to all couples with "real" biological children? Why should gays, not the people of this country, choose whom to love for life? And why is the federal government, and no one, should make a living off of helping gays, even if it costs money? After all, there are millions of families in this country who are struggling to get by after the collapse of oil prices, and there are millions more who have given up on their families. This is the reason it is so difficult for the government to make the government money to fix our country — and to guarantee all homosexuals the same rights as anyone else without discrimination.

The same goes for the homosexual lobby, or anyone else who opposes gay marriage. They've managed to convince most Americans to live in perpetual fear for as long as they're allowed to do so. But those Americans who don't believe in gay marriage have been given an outlet by the public's approval ratings, and thus have a reason to protest to get the message out loud and clear.

I don't think there's any such thing as a right that isn't violated. If a man thinks like that and believes the government will give him a fair shake (in the sense that he'll suffer for that belief in no big surprise), that must be a problem. Or a moral wrong, if you will.

(I've always assumed gay men are simply more intelligent than straight men, so to speak, and in a perfect world, gay people would have fewer people living inside and around them, since the number of people is going up.)

But hey, you know what they say: "If I had children, I wouldn't let them be gay" — and there would be absolutely no way I would let my daughters know how to act or dress gay.

>you finally get Larson to shut the fuck up
How so? If anything being the STRONGEST, SPECIALEST, FEMALE-EST and now GAYEST MCU character would only inflate her ego more.

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Is this a copy pasta?

Unironically one of the Russo brothers

Hulk, definitely. I bet it was Ruffalo's idea even.

maybe the mcguffin the whole time was the gay sex we had along the way

What difference does it make? It's all Jewish propaganda.

Groot eats ass (male)

>Marvel Studios plans to reveal that one of their actors is gay, against the actor's will
Much more interesting

Rocket.

Rhodes for fucking sure. Black and gay? That's a double win.

fucking females is for poofs

When aren't comics pandering?

Actually, no, since the black nationalists they are flirting with would call it sissyfication of black males.

Captain Fungus obviously

Howard the Duck will be his lover.

pretty obvious that it's Captain Marvel

i wish it was Antman's daughter

he's shoved eyeballs up his butt in the past
he'll do it again

Why does she crave the Spidey dick then?

Isn't it obvious by now Captain Marvel are into underage teen boys?

If they're going to revel it soon it'd be in Spider-Man, and if it's in Spider-Man it's probably Ned

Everyone does not just her. That doesn't make her less of a lesbian

Its gonna be a woman cos thats less abrasive. Gay men fuck each other in the ass

War Machine

That reminds me of when Overwatch wanted to make one of its characters gay and they went for a cute bubbly girl, the social justice types put them on blast because apparently that's the least offensive and risky way to do it.
Like, imagine the articles
>"The MCU has its first LBTQNFISFSFJD character, but... it's an attractive woman."

Captain america of course. The romance with bucky is all there. They will call it endearing and brave.

Cope and seethe. Its captain america. He will have his shield in rainbow rings and bucky will cure his lust for man flesh

it's stark's paraplegic friend surely

this post is the least coherent thing I've read all day

The audience

>African-American community has highest percentage of LGTB adults in us
>gallop survey based on interviews with more than 121,000 people

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>AND you finally get Larson to shut the fuck up

I want to believe but I know it will never happen

imagine the sexual power from a super hero. a normal human would not have the anus to survive that.

why they always trying to shoe-horn in a gay character into all media? aren't gay people 4% of the population? how the hell are they 30% of all characters in popular media?

Beta Ray Bill

they happen to live in california, so it's really obvious

i hope it's the black hawk but it will prob be captain marvel

All the men people care about are confirmed straight

it'll probably be someone no one gives a shit about like rocket, sam or rhodey

Whites invented gay tho. Plus, its not gay if your the one fucking, so technically blacks that rape white neckbeards in prison are not gay, its on fact, more alpha. To totally dominate an inferior race to the extent it gives you pleasure.

Tony was bedding whores nightly in the first Iron Man (before he actually became Iron Man). Even if the movie is a very different film from what MCU became and introduces more consistency, it would be a massive asspull and everyone will know it.

Its confirmed captain america

Nebula

Aren't black people only 10% of the US population?

I rather shut her up with my cock, to be honest.

Ser. Davos Seaworth.

Whites invented everything tho. The study is based on interviews, so only those that self identify as gay are counted, the numbers would probably be doubled if you factored in all the dindus who think gay sex isn't gay, but alpha, as you do.

I'm 100% sure it will be Captain Marvel. She has dyke written all over her.

I doubt it. There's alot of closeted white homos out there. I would know, I've pounded out my fair share of "straight" white bois.

She did call her directly during Endgame..

probably the blue dykey bald bitch?

Northstar would be on PrEP idiot.

It obviously Captain Marvel, you retards. She probably was begging the studio for it too.

>being such a manwhore that the notches on your bedpost gives better data than a survey of 121,000

Faggots, ladies and gentlemen.

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>google search ," gay man
>90% of pics are white men
Most whites are low key gay, especially ex army. Not sure why your projecting your gay fantasy of a world dominated by black gay men, but thats typically how whites start off. They fixate on hating blacks and then that fixation turns into a subconscious fetish, and the next thing you know that white guy is priming a bull for his wife. There are no black guys getting cucked by whites. Come on guy.

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It's blatantly Brie.

Don Cheadle is obviously gay for Tony Stark

Captain Marvel OBVIOUSLY.

>google search ," gay man
>90% of pics are white men
Thats because they're the most desirable stupid, nobody wants a gay niggers aids

>Thats because they're the most desirable
Dude, are you...?

correct?
Yes, he is.

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An entire race raised by grandmas and Aunties
No shit they end up taking dick

thor
remember what his mother said in endgame? be yourself. he will have his coming out in GotG3.

>its not gay if u fug a man
Ok jamal

Are you having a stroke?

>greeks
>white

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>Google search "white couple"
>get nogs
Man I guess I get all my evidence off Google. Ooga booga

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Trick question;
>it's the cosplaying fanbase

>no blacks getting cucked
>most of the hottest black actresses are dating whites
What did he mean by this?

Actually they all will be gay except for one, Thor.

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If is a lesbian I don't care. Making lesbian for gay representation is the most cowardly "woke" gay supportive move there is.

SPBP

Yes your subjective experience is more reliable than an extensive gallup survey.

Probably a woman. My bet is on the blue bitch or some other semi-obscure character.

It's obviously going to be Captain Marvel.

No she’s gonna get the blackd panther

Allfags need to hang

>always portrays them as offensive stereotypes
Name one gay person that doesn't fit every negative stereotype. You can't because they all do.

I hope not

Did Mantis not already out herself?

She had a line in gotg vol 2 about saying how she doesn't 'even like the type of thing you are' to Drax.

The alternative meaning would have some touchy race implications.

reminder google bases your searches on what you like
so this gay nigger boy likes white dudes
OHHH MASTAA YOU GUNNA MAK ME SQUIRT

Don Cheadle is going to be pissed off

Don "genders aren't real" Cheadle?

Lesbians are always the safest option plus she already is a dyke.