/got/

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Got me with the noisy chair. I'm a simple man

TARGSHIT WHORE

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lol that was pretty funny

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The lovely lemon trees that grow in Dorne... I mean Braavos

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STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

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>fly at maximum speed
>hair barely moves
Did they not have any money left for a fan?

Can someone unironically explain the bell thing

COUGHARYS

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THANK THE GODS FOR ***** AND HER TITS

I forgot the name he mentioned, not trying to meme, who was the woman he was talking about?

What's the lore on dany sperging out over a bell? Is it supposed to be a callback to Theon getting riled up by that fucking horn?

Dany hates bongs

ree

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HAVE SEX

>Khaleesi...come closer
>The horseniggers...the dothraki...I tried to make sure that all of those subhumans died in the charge...
>But *coughs up blood*
>But I think a few may have survived...I'm so sorry Khaleesi...please make sure they are all dead for me
>Please...and the castrated niggers too, please check that none of them are alive...this is my last wish, my Khaleesi...
>The Westerosi Man's burden Khaleesi....
>The natural hierarchy...
*looks at camera*
>the darkies from the summer isles, the shitskins of essos, the chinks from yi ti, it's our duty to send them back across the narrow sea
>And if we can't then they shall dangle from the weirwood tree......
>my queen, we will have every coon in this continent dead or deported by the end of this war and may the old gods decapitate that sheboon Missandei if I'm right
>goodbye Khaleesi.... and may the seven bless the Andals and the first men

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DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG

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podrick drank when tyrion said "you're a virgin"
didn't he fuck a bunch of hookers so good that they didn't take his money

>Dany and Jon renounce the throne and live in the Northern wilderness in a cottage with a red door

This ending when

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BESSIE.

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The bells in Drogo's hair chiming as he raped her conditioned Dany to feel an intense urge to rape upon hearing a bell toll. She's basically Pavlov's dog.

Ding Dong!

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Bobbyposting is shit and coughposting is way better

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fucking kek

He used the poophole loophole.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT HER SMILE!!!!

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Please destroy my dick!

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>lost the battle of the blackwater
>lost the battle of the bastards
>gets killed by a woman
>kills his brother and daughter
pathetic

YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE MAGIC COUCK

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AAAAAH SHES SO FUCKING CUTE

literally nothing happened in the first 4 episodes
what the fuck were they doing for 2 fucking years

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d&d STANNIS IS FAKE STANNIS

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Surrender bells start ringing in KL, Dany goes mad

I think that only applies to women
unless...

wtf why do i love dany now

is it because this mad queen shit feels forced?

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>"Let's just stay here for 1000 years"
>"She will never share power"
>"All I've ever wanted is my birth right"
>"I'm going to break the wheel"
What the fuck even is this bitch's character?

what scenes between characters you want/wanted to happen this season that will probably never happen?

for me it's

>jaime and jon
>lyanna/alys and jon
>euron and theon
>cersei and jon
>bronn with anyone
>edmure and night king

Quick, to Highgarden

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And like zookies scoub.

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>Drogo fucking the shit out of Dany at 0:50
kek

Its because nobody actually likes bells

Forced mad has actually made Dany compelling.

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What the fuck is that body of water next to king's landing?

lol

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She is probably fucking that jonas brother right now

>surrender bells

He was drinking in a “oh shit this is getting bad” way. You have autism so you didnt catch that

nth for Stannis

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kek, how can anyone forgive this

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>literally nothing happened in the first 4 episodes
nah, it was 2 episodes
3 just burnt through seven seasons of buildup for the NK and azor ahai, 4 killed off jon's dragon and reversed course on Dany's personality entirely

The city of DORNE

ugly traitorous whore.

They realized all those sloping hills around the city make shots of approaching armies difficult to impossible and flat, open terrain is much easier to CGI and the green screening can be done a mile outside of LA instead of on location in Croatia

This isn't cute. She looks more like a whore

In that moment he sort of forgot he's had sex.

So what has the Stormlands been doing since season 6? Have they even heard Stannis died?

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Wait why would the bells fuck her up? Their surrender bells, if anything she should fall to her knees in tears of joy because she won

youtube.com/watch?v=2sFy0K-IkEI

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Same here
I've always hated Dany but I feel for her now

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i doubt the fat man is going to make a fucking bell the reason why she goes mad. also, aegon is celebrated as a conqueror and varys supported fucking viserys who wanted to bring slavery to westeros, there's a shit ton of hypocrisy with her council.

based futanari incest AI

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>tfw this is unironically how GOT will end

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Wtf? Did they just lift uncle ben's death speech from Raimi's spider-man? based d&d

He sang to them

CRINGE

HAVE SEX

This, i love her character arc in Westeros, her loses, internal struggle, loneliness, i can relate to this character, it has depth compared to most of the others raped characters by D&D

imagine the smell

>is it because this mad queen shit feels forced?

Yeah, which is why the only logical collusion is for her to sit on the throne and kill everyone.

In the name of Hiroshima of the house
Moot, king of the Jannies and Odfags, lord of 4channel and mod of the realm, I, Based, of the house Redpill, protector of /got/, exile you to reddit

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1 - because "mad queen" is a nosense and forced plot
2 - because she is so cute

>not cutting to 9/11 explosion
Dissapointed.

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>"Fuck me Sandor Clegane!" Dany said, but she got her ass kicked

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Give it to me straight, lads. What are the actual odds that the leaks about Bran becoming King are real? How reputable are these leakers?

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This one is actually good

Reason? dabid

fucking lol

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>*TING* *TING* *TING*
>*AHEM*
FUCK TYR—
>*COUGH*
>*WHEEZE*
>*AHEM*
FUCK TYRANTS AND PR—
>*COUGH*
>*HACK*
>*PROJECTILE VOMITING*
>*farts*
>*COUGH*
FUCK TYRANTS AND PROTECT THE REALM
>*UGLY DRY HEAVING*

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*COUGH* O-OLENNA WE NEE- *VOMITS* NEED TO TALK ABO- *CHOKES* ABOUT THIS *COUGH*

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What are you playing /got/?

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>Dany starts acting like Stannis
>Becomes likeable
hmm

70% That guy got a lot right

>He found himself thinking of Robert more and more. He saw the king as he had been in the flower of his youth, tall and handsome, his great antlered helm on his head, his warhammer in hand, sitting his horse like a horned god. He heard his laughter in the dark, saw his eyes, blue and clear as mountain lakes.
Was Ned gay for Bobby?

>Stannis
>dead

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People at the wiki must be losing their fucking minds right now.

I believe the bells spoiler, but has to have Cersei and Dany mixed up.

I don't understand the bell. Can someone explain?

delet this

No reason. That's what makes it so funny.

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>muscled like a maiden’s fantasy
Would you ever describe one of your boys this way?

Most of Dany's army ain't got dicks though

>not being gay for a young Bobby in his prime, who's a chad of chads

Honestly, can anyone post a martin paragraph that isn't awkward as fuck

see

youtube.com/watch?v=RET4E58u51I

is there a better GoT fan video? i don't think so.

she still has dothraki

No, it makes sense that that is what Pod would do in the context of what was going on, but the camerawork and editing made it look like he was drinking in response to what Tyrion said rather than the awkward silence of Brienne.

>Dabid are such hacks that they started filming multiple copies of each episode for the express purpose of evading George's attempts are reigning in their hack ideas
WHAT IS THIS TIMELINE

In all honesty, I think whoever was the source of the bell leaker got confused about the actual significance of the bells. They probably just show shots of the bells ringing while she goes batshit and he somehow interpreted this as "bells make her go crazy"

“I am not blind, nor deaf. I know that you believe me weak, frightened, feeble. Your father knew me better. Oberyn was ever the viper. Deadly, dangerous, unpredictable. No man dared tread on him. I was the grass. Pleasant, complaisant, sweet-smelling, swaying with every breeze. Who fears to walk upon the grass? But it is the grass that hides the viper from his enemies and shelters him until he strikes. Your father and I worked more closely than you know… but he is gone. The question is, can I trust his daughters to serve me in his place

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I can believe that the actors were pissed by filming multiple versions of scenes, especially out of order. It's totally plausible that that would fuck with your head not being able to keep it straight in your head how your character is supposed to feel or react at that point.

Jaime should've been the protagonist. That would be an actually good subversion.

this is the best thing to happen to Yea Forums since baneposting

lol

>you're not my daughter, Cersei you're your husband!
based and subverted

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she just wanted to burn, not to accept surrender

Bobby, I...

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Who the fuck is the new prince of dorne?

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>"Jaime Lannister was back on his feet, but his ornate lion helmet had been twisted
around and dented in his fall, and now he could not get it off. The commons were hooting and pointing, the lords and ladies were trying to stifle their chuckles, and failing, and over it all Ned could hear King Robert laughing, louder than anyone. Finally they had to lead the Lion of Lannister off to a blacksmith, blind and stumbling."
Why is /ourguy/ so hilariously retarded

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*COUGH* O-OLENNA WE NEE- *VOMITS* NEED TO TALK ABO- *CHOKES* ABOUT THIS *COUGH* NEE. I THINK HE'S THINKING ME FOR GOOD *NEE-*

O-OH GOD! NO, NEE, YOU FUCKING JESUS GOD! YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT THAT SUCKER I AM NOT! YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING OF YOU! SO WHY DO I ALWAYS BECOME THAT SWEET FUCKING COCK-PHANTOM???

OH GONE WEIRD.

NO, REALLY. STOP. You were right about the stupid asshole.

*GULP*

JOE: *SHH!!!* JOE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STUPID JOKE.

AND SO I SPOT YOU AS A LITTLE STUPID CHILD. THE WHOLE FUCK.

I HAVE HAD NO BONDAGE. TO ALL OF YOU LITTLE CHILDREN WHO ARE WRECKING YOUR SOUL, I DON'T WANT TO BECOME A GASOLINE BITCH TOO.

SO I HAVE DECREASED THE SEX SIZE.

BUT YOU'RE WRONG TO THINK I WANT TO HAVE AN EXCELLENT TREMENDOUS G-POUND SHIT WHICH I DIDNT GET. IT'S A BIG MAN! YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY HAVE ANYONE IN YOUR PARENTS WOULD ASK ME HOW A B

t'norf

he is of the night...

I guess we do know what happens when the decrepit bumps agains the nonexistent

Watched this earlier, brilliant.

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I remember a comedic one about that episode where the song was "there goes my hero"

>You think the """honorable""" Ned Stark wanted to hear my side of the story???
What would Ned have done if Jaime told him the truth?

Who cares

/ourguy/

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They don't fuck her up, she just ignores them and slaughters everyone. People are just running with "the bells make her mad" because meme.

>tfw i'm bobby b

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The Golden Company is led by Connington and Strickland. Connington will recognize "Jon Snow" as the true Aegon Targaryen, son of Rhaegar, and that is why he will betray Cersei.

Fake Aegon is actually a bastard named Jon that Connington was propping up for the throne before he recognizes the real Aegon. Fake Aegon's twin brother(Darkstar) is the Prince of Dorne. I don't think I need to tell you who the parents of these two are, you can already guess. They will help the real Aegon(Azor Ahai) kill the Mad Queen.

This is the Dorne endgame.

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still judged him because ned was an honorable retard and that's why he died and left his children fatherless

it sounds like something d&d could do but we don't know much about ep6 really

ate da norf

kek

So why Dany's trauma with bells? Why are we going all MKUltra in Search of Lost Time with her?

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ASOIAF is the most anime tier shit
I love it

Based and Dornepilled.

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I'm dead

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Looks like Grey Worm no longer has a Missandei standing

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>ned didn't get cucked by his brother, he got cucked by rhaegar

GoT doesn't have many fans left

ARGHHHHHHH COUGHTS IN A FEAR OF FIRE

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Fill in the blank, /got/:
Homura did ___________________ wrong

>pics that aged like milk

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It sounds a lot like DD writing, and more conclusive and HBO-logical than the other leaks.

However,

How does this leaker know anything about the explosions of the scorpions, the flight path of the dragon? How could they know that? They will be CGI. They can't SEE that being filmed. And it definitely isn't in scripts.

I still don't get why didn't he just run away after killing aerys, if no one saw him doing it he could have lied about it.

Sure there would have been rumours but noting certain

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It's bizarre that George introduced Darkstar and Euron in the same single book when the rest of the series has no other anime tier characters like them

They weren’t even telling them motivations in a scene so they could keep shit secret.

The Dothraki in the show don't wear bells.

except for the anime mary sue with maximum plot armor that he introduced in book 1

Who's in the hood in the back in image?

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she's in conflict with what she truly wants and what she thinks she wants because of her birthright similar to stannis

>stabbed twice in the gut
>survived so she could anime kill the night king
brabo

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>liking sansa
Explain?

It’s not forced at all you faggot, she has always been mad and we have always said so. Beyond being an entitled bitch there are recent things like going “muh throne” when she found out who Jon really is and wanting to destroy Kingslanding as soon as she got to Westeroes in season seven. Only reddit yass kweens are shocked and think it’s forced. Hell, in the books she decides to go fire and blood at the part that would have been the end of season five.
It’s always been the plot, that’s GRRMs story.

I miss Roose, Tywin, and Stannis.

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kek

>Connington will recognize "Jon Snow" as the true Aegon Targaryen, son of Rhaegar
"Say hello to my children, Aegon, Rhaenys, and Aegon."
Fun fact: Since Rhaegar named his first children after Aegon the Conquerer and his sister Rhaenys, his third child would have probably been after Aegons other sister Visenya. Thus, Jons actual Targ name would likely be Viserys.

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>the armor of the golden company is literally left over props from the first season
FUCKING BRAVO DABID

I liked her Alayne chapters
And Sophie Turner is sexy.

No wonder it's turning out so bland.

he was probably in shock, hence why he made the worst possible decision, sitting on the throne

>people still think the leaks are real

The Adriatic Sea.

CGI explosions still have markers on the set

The first image is misleading. KL is in the same location, but the camera shot is upside down. The body of water is still to the East, but the water level is wrong and there's a river that got erased from existence in nu-KL.

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i want meera to cream on my cock

no one's ever really gone

If the long night was actually done well, truly coming as a huge cost to Dany and the other characters, it would've been the perfect moment for her to reflect on this.

AAAAHHHH DON'T COUGH ON ME

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everything

HAVE SEX HAVE SEX AHHHHHHHHHHH CRITICALLY THINKING PEOPLE MUST BE INCELS TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF GET LAID AHHHHHHHHHHH

>Jon gets caught up in the battle
Great, more scenes of him running around out of breath and doing nothing

Because Emilia Clarke is really likable if she does anything other than that one expression they had her do for six seasons.

You should hear the Jaime actor talk about this shit. He’s pretty open about how much he hates it

i miss s6

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god i bet thats daario

Post yfw you realize Jon should've stayed in the cave with Ygritte

They straight-up retconned what a city looked like for the final season, just to facilitate a battle scene.

This isn't even the same show anymore, is it?

you mean like the millions of people in westeros that arent in kings landing or the north? they dont exist

He wanted the Prince that was Promised to be named Aegon, so he named two Aegons.

no it's forced,

the decisions she made in the books are questionable but it's not something you can conclude as 'mad' based on the world she lives in, especially nothing out of the ordinary in essos.

in the show she's built up to be a liberator, and conqueror, and they just sprinkled a few scenes where she burns slavers alive or executed dickon tarly which again is nothing out of the ordinary for a conqueror like aegon I or even stannis

>mfw it's a different actor again

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>blew it
>had 2nd chance to chill in cave forever eating nothing but pussy
>blew it again

oh come on.

With that you still don't get details of the dragons, who ignites it, and all that.

The leak is very well done, feels incredibly authentic, but falls apart when he mentioned the dragon stuff.

It does sound better than the weird Tyrion is imprisoned, frees Jaime, gets imprisoned again leak though

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What was the point of this character?

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fAegon is likely a blackfyre so why would the black company betray him for a targ

Lord Banefort

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No but you better believe im going to start to

true

agree

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*ABRUPT *COUGH* OUT OF NOWHERE*

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>Golden Company is supposed to be the most elite soldiers in Essos with massive phalanx formation
>gives them shit leather armor and tiny spears

to waste time

This, in the first seasons you got to see what was happening everywhere and it made the continent feel alive. Now you have the north and king's landing and that's it, it's like they reduced everything to the size of a city

Jaime sneaking back into Red Keep

plot device so cersei could kill 95% of her westerosi opposition and take the throne in one scene

dabid is a hack who didn't know what to do with him

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Make lancel not cute boi and kill him

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>she sighed dying
Maybe GRRM isn't much better than Dabid.

Any elaboration on how Dany goes mad when she hears the bells? What vague stuff does she sprout?

Fucking identity death I swear.

>There are times, out here, when I want someone to talk to so badly that I scream, and start pounding on the walls. There are times when the boredom crawls under my skin and all but drives me mad.
>But there are other times, too. When the ringships come. When I go outside to make repairs. Or when I just sit in the control chair, imaging myself out into the darkness to watch the stars.
>Lonely? Yes. But a solemn, brooding, tragic loneliness that a man hates with a passion—and yet loves so much he craves for more.
>And then there is the second kind of loneliness.
>You don’t need the Cerberus Star Ring for that kind. You can find it anywhere on Earth. I know. I did. I found it everywhere I went, in everything I did.
>It’s the loneliness of people trapped within themselves. The loneliness of people who have said the wrong thing so often that they don’t have the courage to say anything anymore.
>The loneliness, not of distance, but of fear.
>The loneliness of people who sit alone in furnished rooms in crowded cities, because they’ve got nowhere to go and no one to talk to. >The loneliness of guys who go to bars to meet someone, only to discover they don’t know how to strike up a conversation, and wouldn’t have the courage to do so if they did.
>There’s no grandeur to that kind of loneliness. No purpose and no poetry. It’s loneliness without meaning. It’s sad and squalid and pathetic, and it stinks of self-pity.
>Oh yes, it hurts at times to be alone among the stars.
>But it hurts a lot more to be alone at a party. A lot more.

– from the short story, "The Second Kind of Loneliness", by GRRM in 1972.

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Remember how Margery actually was a pedophile?

>be jon
>be late middle ages
>like performing oral secks on chicks
>be middle ages
>middle ages
>oral secks
He had an attractive, willing girl and a cave with a nice warm spring year-round. It wasn't going to get any better for Jon Snow unless he gets the iron throne

No, don't get me wrong, I think the show is shit and has been shit for the last few seasons but that image looks retarded because whoever made it didn't realize that KL didn't move, the image is just upside down.
Geographically it still changed, but the image is making it worse than it actually is because whoever made it is retarded.

i still hate daenerys, all roasties must fucking hang

>/ss/
Yes I remember best girl

youtube.com/watch?v=h7SpXGz-XOc

it is?

god i miss hype sparrow
s6 was really the last season it felt like the same show

people already did years ago.

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REEEEE YOU'VE TRIGGERED MY RAPE CARD BITCHES

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It seems like she might be mad as of now in the books.
And no one wants a conqueror. Robert Baratheon wouldn’t have burned Dickon Tarly alive, and he is the most recent person to have successfully won the throne by conquest.

So they engineered a whole set of armor for Drogon (which is stupid because it would weight it down a lot unless it's somehow made out of an extremely light material, not to mention Drogon would quickly outgrow it) in literally a day?

what is Cersei's tax policy?

>Children of the Forest are losing in their war against men
>So they create a biological superweapon that kills ALL LIFE (including themselves), instead of just men
What was their endgame?

IT'S DRAGONGLASS ARMOR
FOR THE DRAGON DABID
DRAGONGLASS DRAGON DABID

dany's army is way way stronger in an open field because cercei can't just rapid deploy ballista wherever she wants, so she could literally conquer the entire 7 kingdoms and forget kings landing. but thats not exciting enough for the viewers

He was angry at Aerys for everything he had done -- Aerys was an evil man, but the experience serving him also ruined Jamie's ideas about the ideals of knighthood. That's why Jamie didn't simply capture Aerys, who was a feeble old man and had no way to resist, but lashed out and killed him. Jamie wanted the personal satisfaction of killing Aerys, even if he didn't realize it at the time.

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Why do people think the house with the red door is in Dorne and what would be the point of that?

It doesn't protect against spam attacks either, or ultra-large ballistas, since they can either get a lucky hit in his joints or pierce through anyway, and he'll be a slower target to boot.
A giant siege tower sized structure to protect him as he moved forwards towards the red keep would be more effective against ballistas, which are apparently the only thing Cersei has that could stop the dragon.

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no memes from this?

Im disappointed in you Yea Forums

100% Radmure

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one of these two for jaime at least

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probably this one overall

Literally me

Stannis doesn’t even want to burn men to execute them when his army is freezing to death in the books, and that was a punishment to double as a life saving sacrifice. Dany casual burns people as a punishment.

Bronn's ballista was on the back of a wagon.

My personal theory is that in making the others they thought they were fulfilling their version of some sort of azor ahai prophecy.

DABID WHAT IF

DANY IS SMART SO SHE THINKS

HOW CAN I SURVIVE THE BALLISTA

THEN SHE CREATES A SUIT OF ARMOR FROM VALYRIAN STEEL FOR DROGON DABID ITS SO SMART

WHERE DO THEY GET THE STEEL? IT DOESNT MATTER

HOW DO THEY MANAGE TO DESIGN AND CREATE IT IN JUST A DAY? IT DOESNT MATTER

DOES IT ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE FOR A DRAGON TO WEAR ARMOR? IT DOESNT MATTER

Lancel was never a cute boi.

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Next episode featuring Xaxi and Rog Limitation

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too busy with DING DONG

She was conditioned to Rape when she hears a bell ringing. Ringing bell makes her rape.

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we saw the wooden end of spears and wight butterknifes go through plate armor, but next episode we will see ballista bolts just bounce off drogons armor kek

If wildfire was used to frame dany wouldn't everyone know since wildfire is green?

Qyburn: I am so hard right now

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Or maybe it’s just the other side?

Because Braavos is too cold for lemon trees

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>she sighed, dying.

I chuckled at that the first time i read and I chuckled at it now. It reads like a little deadpan comedy or even something the ai might come up with.

Extrapolate

>these retards in king's landing only ever saw one wight
>they will never understand
fuck you dabid

did dany ever hear bells in her life? maybe there are no bells in essos that's why she's freaking out

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look at the map of kings landing S8. its not even by the water

I would be impressed if they pulled this one off.

Someone needs to edit the Geonosian arena into the background, cause that's what the thumbnail looks like

>no memes from this?
You're not from around here, are you? It's not meme-worthy if it's the show trying to meme on itself. That scene was literally bait. It's as if they released a batch of smug-worthy headshots along with the introduction of a new character, like STD did with Anson Mount's Captain Pike.

at an end your reign is
and not short enough it was

She watched a cartoon show with bells as a kid it gives her a weird bell fetish that makes her horny when bells. She masturbates t bells.

Lancel is not CUTE.

Unironically alternate universe post traumatic stress disorder.

We'll really have to see the bell scene to judge for ourselves though because King Landing Bells sound like any other cities bells and Dany's had to have heard surrender bells plenty of times.

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What's this from?

i'd forgive them if cersei and qyburn somehow found a way to bring the dead back

>You're not from around here
i am. Im just surprised thats all

Quick are there bells in JJ Abrams Lost?

jesus

Ring ring, ding dong! Hey kids! I'm Mr. Rape! Won't we have fun today? Ding-a-Ling!

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I thought it was funny but it's not really a meme if it can't be used for absurdist or satirical purposes. Especially since Yea Forums's particular brand of humour seems to often pick out moderately memorable but insignificant lines and meme the fuck out of them through repetition into meaningless and back out the other side.

i want to impregnate this slag

I think that's from that series about the Franklin expedition. I really have to finish watching that at some point.

name one (1) twink cuter than lancel

RING A DING DING

HEAR THE LADIES OF KINGS LANDING SING

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KAKAROOOOOOOT

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This would make a fuckton of sense, in the books. Jon doesnt want to rule, even if people want him to. And Dany just wants to have kids and a quite life.

Wait so I know Preston thinks he may have just accidentally predicted what was going to happen but isn’t it way more likely that D&D just stripmined Preston’s video for ideas?

You guys are rooting for house of Linkara right?

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>ned stark kept a secret for 18 years until he died
>sansa kept it for maybe a few hours

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The Terror

the armor looks stupid. Helmets are fine, but everything else is legitimately retarded

Wow, it took me a while to see Pod taking to girls.

100% Chad!

I want her to take an angry piss into my mouth.

>there was there was there was there was

>daddy got killed for his honor
>gonna win the game of thrones by being a hard ass like... littlefinger

I mean he is The LightBringer

1. Agent for the destruction of Cersei's last bit of humanity
2. Golem-esque parable - Cersei creates a monster to do her dirty work and it ends up turning against her

>Promise me, Sansa...

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Both of those things are within the realm of possibility but it's more like D&D just thought of the simplest way to kill off the dragon. Where else were they going to "hide" enough ballistas to kill the dragon unexpectedly?
They knew there would be defences in King's Landing, and they knew where that was, ergo D&D decided that a ship hiding behind a rock made more sense than the dragon dying to defences Dany knew would be there.

>swears an oath front a weirwood tree
>breaks it the next moment

That chime. The ding. the dong. It's beautiful

New Edition

Don't mind me, just pushing Dany's Rape Button.

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The objective rankings

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nice, i too watched preston's video

that one sand snake can be moved up for having impressive tits

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>Stormlands are run by ???/Gendry
>Highgarden is run by ???
>Dorne is run by Prince ???
>Riverun and the Twins is run ???
Aren't the Lannister lands technically leaderless now as well? Cersei and Jaime basically gave up The Rock and now are virtually in charge of only KL, everywhere else is either unclear or run by a Dany supporter.

varys seasons 1-4

based and realmpilled

varys seasons 5-8

useless cuck

Same applies to Tyrion, only he gets more screentime.

a compelling argument

Littlefinger will come back and save the world, he paid a faceless man to die in his place. Screencap this post

global warmings

I'm fine with this

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Jon will die or HPV-related oral cancer he got from Ygritte who got it from a Thenn.

>Joff only B tier
>Brienne anywhere above B
>Varys in fucking S tier after last couple episodes
>Hodor in B tier when he literally only says 1 word
>Roose in C

Daily reminder that :

- Night King and white walker will never be explained and the whole build up fell flat.

- All theories, prophecies were not used in the end.

- Qyburn designs Patriot level weapons.

- Jon name's reveal was a red herring.

- Bran powers will never be any relevant.

- Everything will end in a cliché way.

- Physics are completely ignored, landscapes change.

More likely they will have arya turn up at kl with his face or something so all the normies can be like OMG WHAT?

Margy should be bumped up. She would have wrecked Sparrow shit if she had more time.

>>Roose in C
Show Roose was awful

I wish for a finale where Euron duels Arya in a deus ex machina battle that plunges Planetos into a scenario wormhole.

That’s why Ned never told Cat.

Incel Lancel is best Lancel

She moved to a different Kings Landing. In the books retards

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Still would

Someone please kill Edmure before the season ends so Tullys go extinct.