>palpatine is about to win >john Williams overture swells >rey appears behind him >kick to the crotch >*record scratch* >everyone says 'OOOOOOOOH' in unison >all the force ghosts cross their legs in sympathy pain >chewie puts his hands over his eyes and whimpers >rose quips "THAT'S GOTTA HURT!" >close up on Palpatine's face with his eyes crossed >he says in a silly high pitched voice whilst looking right at the camera >"Wowie Zowie! Riiiiiight in the Darth Balls" >cut to Rian Johnson sipping onions milk >"Expectations subverted" >credits
>a lot of people absolutely hate the new star wars
>bring on george lucas and allow him to perfect the perfect the special editions for 4k now that they own 20th century fox and have the rights to ANH and dont have a movie coming out in 2020 or 2021 >STAR WARS: THE COMPLETE SKYWALKER SAGA BOXSET, REMASTERED IN 4K ULTRA HD WITH NEW COMMENTARY AND SPECIAL FEATURES BY GEORGE LUCAS
>make millions of dollars
Benjamin Roberts
I hope Rey has a gay baby with poe
Bentley Sanders
I wish I was that gay baby
Hunter Cooper
>ever paying for anything star wars again Faggot
Easton Reed
I couldn't be bothered to read the spoiler text
Jordan Gutierrez
You need. To. Have sex.
Carter Jones
i buy all the figuarts and black series of the nu wars characters
Cooper Martin
I mean, it contains the words 'Darth Balls', which I think was worth the post on its own, but your mileage may vary.
Nicholas Cox
I have a dozen Roses
Dylan Cooper
I fucked your sisters cunt
Jose Phillips
It would look like the harry and megan mutt
Hudson Wilson
Oi mate. Do you 'ave a loisence for that treason?
Logan Cook
this sounds stupid so it must be true
Xavier Turner
>onions milk what is this i don't even
Asher Ward
>white man drinks high testosterone alcoholic green milk straight from the irish sea cow, 2nd highest test substance in the galaxy next to super male vitality >bad literally npcs on this board
