What did you feel when you saw this scene in theaters?

yeah sure seems to be a very unique horse

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Where did she get a winged horse?

I thought it was pandery as shit, nobody cheered or reacted to it all. Still didn't ruin the movie for me though since it lasted for less than 10 seconds and ultimately had no impact on the plot

Did you faggots actually watch this in the theater? kyselves

Why didn't Iron Man give every military soldier on earth a suit?

She probably stole it.

>What did you feel when you saw this scene in theaters?
That Scarlet Witch could solo all of them at once, so why does this scene exist?

Also made me wonder why that retard Brie Larson is now the fungus of the franchise instead of Elizabeth Olsen.

I reacted like this.

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I thought it was pretty hamfisted that they all just showed up out of nowhere

Now that the dust has settled, which one of them would you rather fuck?

I felt nothing during the whole movie. Wasn't even cringe. I just feel nothing

>"She's got help."
No, she didn't need help. She could easily fly through all of Thanos' army and ships without harm. They made her that powerful.

Why didn't the armies of the entire fucking galaxy attack thanos?

She stole it from original Valkyrie.

The part where Captain Marvel talked to Peter made my dick twitch

Evangeline Lilly

Pardon my reasonable opinion but all I could think was "man, if this wasn't a clearly political thing in the current year I wouldn't mind it.".

If this shot had been done 10-20 years ago, it would have been a normal scene to give the female heroes a chance to shine as a group. But with the context of the current year, it's just grating as a very political play. I don't want to think about "FUCKING DRUMPF REEE" when watching capeshit movies.

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the best part of this scene is that it really pays off the previously established relationships between all of these characters

Because Elizabeth Olsen can't carry a movie by herself. Same thing with Sam, Bucky, Hawkeye. That's why they are all getting TV shows instead on Disney+

Because he's had very bad luck with people who get ahold of his tech. See: IM2.

Mantis

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My cousin turned to me and said "Fucking Feminists ruin everything"

Nothing because I am not a simp who pays for capeshit.

I feel they could have saved this scene if it was Nebula carrying the gauntlet, Captain Marvel fucking off to the side to keep Thanos busy and the rest clearing a way for Nebula to reach the van.

Funny thing is Tessa Thompson is balding already and they are pushing her to be a main character.

Imagine how far back that hair would have receded in 5 years.

This, everything involving Captain Marvel was pointless, the only useful thing she does is save Tony at the beginning and even that is not something only she could do.

>Because Elizabeth Olsen can't carry a movie by herself
And the charisma vacuum can?

youtube.com/watch?v=t6z4d71XUac

rolled my eyes, but lived through it.

i did kek when i thought of the coming pol posts about the jew imagery of an african army coming to save the whites.

She took down Thanos flagship single handedly in about 10 seconds. I don't think that is the definition of "pointless"

>Scarlet Witch and Captain Marvel, two of the most powerful beings in the universe confronting Thanos
"Ok, neat"
>Everyone else walks into frame
"*lol* now there's gonna be a thousand fan edits that do nothing but cut out those 5 seconds"

Considering how many obnoxious studio-driven shoe-horned scenes in movies don't actually affect the plot, I'm surprised fan edits don't come up as a subject often on this board.

Thor Ragnarok shows the original comic inspired Valkyrie sacrificed her life to keep blackyrie alive - it's shown in a flashback with a pretty comic accurate Valkyrie.

Remember they sacrificed a three act structure of a final battle that would have featured all the heroes fighting - yet kept this scene.

I felt nothing, because things like this have started to become the norm and it didn't surprise me at all. But the Wasp popping up was surprisingly hot for some reason.

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>in theaters
lol

Mildly annoyed but it didn't affect my overall opinion of the movie. I wasn't put off by the SJW-ness of the scene or anything, it was just the wrong choice in a narrative sense.
I mean, everyone was already putting in work in the battle, male and female. Wanda took on Thanos singlehandedly. Why does there need to be a completely unnecessary girl power PSA in the middle of the battle, beating the audience over the head with how "badass" the female heroes are?

>maternal instinct kicks in and the women get together instinctively to defend the poor little kid
it was wholesome desu

The ship could have been taken out in a dozen ways. It is not like it was the first giant spaceship to get blown up in these movies.

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I didn't, Infinity War was the last straw for me, almost fell asleep watching that slog.

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>What did you feel when you saw this scene in theaters?

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Everytime.

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Why does Capt Marvel need help and are they going to nag Thanos to death?

>olsen comes off as a normal person
>larson comes off as a giant asshole
hmmmmm

best

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damn, she is so confident and strong. Definitely doesn't need a man but men need her. Finally a realistic depiction of women

I never understood how time works in this movie. Hela was the firstborn but banished and nobody knew who she was except for Valkyrie. The same Valkyrie who identified Thor who was supposedly not born yet.

they're all really old

Thor is 1500 years old

Joy. Because I knew the movie was finally going to end.

F

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Relieved, since I knew I could finally drink my soda without worrying of pissing myself.

Blatant audience pandering.
The battle is still raging and pepper removes her helmet for no reason but because the director wanted everyone to see girl power.

Imagine if wasp grew to like 4 feet then stopped and just stayed that way then started flirting with you. How crazy would that be.

>She's hot, Mantis is best girl though.

100% correct!!!FACT!!!

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Are there any clear pictures of Whitekyrie or the actress who played her?

How constructive

>Blackyrie
In a good universe, Valkyrie is played by a white woman like Brie and that automatically makes everything so much better.

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Tessa should have played Captain Marvel while Brie Larson would play Valkyrie.

Brie would work well as a plank of wood sexist bitch for Valkyrie and Tessa would work well as a comedic comic accurate black Captain Marvel.

Even Captain Fungus would have been a better Valkyrie than Tessa Thompson

>plank of wood
Brie has bigger tits than Tessa Thompson

I laughed because Black Window wasn't there.

>A bunch of older women defending poor little spider boy

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I rolled my eyes when I first saw this. Completely unnecessary.

If they wanted a scene like that organically they could've made an evil alien say something like "Female species are pathetic and inferior to the male specimen". Then have the girls beat up that dude, but I wouldn't be surprised if were too afraid to do that since in one of the X-Men movies people complained that the bad guy was choking Jennifer Lawrence's character.

Red: My GF
Blue: Best Friend’s GF

They brought that up without me or my him prompting it at all. It sucks that some people can’t understand how pandering that scene is. Even the woman next to me in the Theater yelled “GIRL POWER” when that happened. So frustrating.

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I almost spilled my onions all over my wife's boyfriend's son from clapping so much LOL! Too bad she wasn't there to see it, but I told her about it later while she was getting ploughed by Tyrone. Hella. Fucking. Epic!!!

why does it frustrate you when someone enjoys something? The entire point of that scene is for women to feel empowered in some sense.

I agree that the scene could have been MUCH better, but there's no reason to be frustrated by it.

What an original and comedic post, have an upvote

Captain Marvel looks like Marcy from Married...with Children

I was watching the film and suddenly I was wondering why all the female cast was in that specific area at that specific time, then I quickly realized "oh, this is feminist bullshit" then I was taken out of the film I was watching and it was pretty fucking distracting because I was no longer watching the movie but thinking about women and politics and during a crucial moment in the film this is pretty fucking annoying to do desu. So, I was not a fan.

It borders on parody. It plays more like a mockery than a sincere moment of 'empowerment'. The idea that female superheroes need their own special spotlight is almost insulting to the entire gender and pretty much enforces the idea that there is a discrepancy between men and women rather than trying to break down that barrier and have them be equals. By going so far in the opposite direction you get the opposite intended effect.

I was wondering why best girl was missing

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IMAGINE

Holy shit that's what she looks like without all the alien makeup? Hot as fuck I wanna lick her cunny.

i don't watch capeshit

Nothing. I was asleep because this movie was a boring piece of shit with no redeeming qualities.

>Hey Peter Parker, I'd like to speak to the manager.

That fucking angry mom hair gets me every time.

Ladies and basedboys... Your new Avengers...

Seriously though why is gamora acting like she gives two shits about the rest of these whores?

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eh
if you want to give women powerful moments, have it be individually
scarlet witch was fucking awesome, what would be wrong with a few more of those moments instead of this wink-wink nod-nod bullshit
that said, it's a small blemish on what was an amazing movie for me

I thought "oh, that's cute. Something for the girls in the audience."
You have to remember that women are essentially children, and it doesn't take very much to make them happy. Just throw them a bone once in a while and you'll be fine.

Felt too on-the-nose but I got over it pretty fast. That scene just wasn't supposed to appeal to me I guess.

I rolled my eyes so far back I saw my brain.

>Megyn Kelly'd
They just can't help themselves.

Its a big galaxy, lots of shit as dangerous as Thanos out there. Also, not every military will cooperate with each other and most would be too weak to do anything.

>tonystarkeyeroll.gif
>ffw 2 second
>brie gets falco punched out of the game

Nothing, when I watched it I didnt even notice that they were it was a supposed women empowering scene because it wasnt even out of place. I only noticed they were women when you homos started crying about it

Fuck valkyrie tho

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It has nothing to do with feminism. It’s pandering.

loved it.

"so this is happening."

It took me out of the movie for some seconds. It was obvious pandering for amerimutts. But since it lasted for not long I just rolled my eyes and then the battle kept going and it didnt mattered in the grand scheme of things.
They basically earned free sjw points without having to ruin the movie. Kind of clever.

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too white

I laughed from the absurdity of it and how blatant the propaganda was

>Remember they sacrificed a three act structure of a final battle that would have featured all the heroes fighting - yet kept this scene.

I dont get you. There was a final battle with all heroes and this scene happened in the middle of it. Wut did you really mean?

>Odin and his Crown Princess Hela are raiders
>Odin has a change of heart
>Hela rebels, Odin banishes her
>Sends squad of Valkyries to kill her
>All but one die
>Thor and Loki are born many years later
>Thor is passed off as the firstborn

Peter Parker (who's supposed to be in the back) literally just disappears.

>wasn't Wasp with Paul Rudd like 15 seconds ago? Why is she over here now?

For you

While I felt the scene was very out of place, it was actually nice to just see how many cool women there were in the MCU. I honestly didn't realize how many of them there were until that scene. So, it did have some value, at least to me.

I think scenes like Scarlet Witch were much more empowering and done correctly though.

"Female empowerment". Turn your brains off bros.

You're drastically overthinking things. You're probably the only person who would look at that scene where all the girl heroes get together and say it's sexist to women. If actual women saw and liked that scene, then there you go, it's not sexist. Unless you're going to try and argue women are retarded for not being able to see they're being manipulated or whatever.

I didn't even notice, it really doesn't make any sense for her to be there since she's the only person who could work the machine in the van.

Didn't bother me like it seems to have done to other anons ITT.

What did Mantis even do in that final battle?

horny

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You can see her knocking out some of the big Thanos minions in the background.

A bit disappointing they didn't give her super kung fu like in the comics so putting people to sleep wasn't the only thing she's got going for her.

Niggers always look so stupid with their lips like that.

I liked scarlet witches tits in that one scene

I want Wasp's entire body in my lungs

Her sexy fu.

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>"exactly 3 people in this scene are going to be useful."

>mfw right

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whilst watching the telesync i thought that gotg alien feeler girl is the least powerful of the girl superheroes

because she can be anywhere

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name five movies right now

yeah pandering to feminism you idiot

>Who are these people next to the green chick from GOTG

this. it was terrible but that was the only egregious part. i'm all for making fun of it but idiots here saying it ruined the movie are pleb

I felt like I would go blind for life because my eyes rolled back into my head so far.

why is gamora there?

Immediately started jerking off in the theater

Your friend is virtue signaling to get your gf to fuck him.

Reasonable, I feel the same. Also Nebula standalone movie when?

Dead, presumably offscreen in Ragnarok. Thor doesn't even notice his friends are gone.

it was an obligatory girl power moment that was bound to happen.

He's talking about the deleted scenes, dumbo.

They're both girls you utter retard.

Absolutely disgusting. Where are all the non-binary heroes?

I thought: "A black valkyria... why..."

/pol/ melted my brain

100% Basedboy

honestly this scene was actually pretty okay. made me like cap marvel a little more

Still so funny.

i felt that if i were a woman id be offended

how much onions did you bring to the theater?

"what a fucking asspull"

based and bluepilled

>they're really doing it again for three movies in a row

>three movies in a row
?

wanda alone or giant man throwing hulk into it would end the same way

they just wanted to justify her being there since they cut 30-40m of her screen time in the movie after the captain marvel movie backlash

I thought it was cool. The camera pulling back and revealing more and more characters made me appreciate how many female heroes there actually are. I hate the "representation" argument because there's a lot more of it already than these Twitter mobs realize. I try to ignore gender politics and "the future is female" stuff as much as I can, but outside of Gamora and Nebula, most of the women in the MCU movies don't interact with each other all that much. This helped rectify that a bit for me since they share the frame. It was really on the nose though, so I understand critical counterpoints to it.

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That sounds 20x more forced than what actually happened.

Literally this. I actually laughed out loud when this scene happened because that was all I was thinking about.

it felt too empty to have any impact. There's no reason to have all of them together in the shot, they could have done it better in a way that doesn't come off as insulting and pandering.

>If this shot had been done 10-20 years ago,
but it wasn't.

Too little, too late, ladies

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Neither can Larson, she just happens to play the character that Marvel has been obsessed with pushing as the "big thing" for the last decade or more, despite several series cancellations due to fan apathy, and Disney is getting into now as well cuz "MUH STRONK FEMALE".

Unironically, have sex. I have not spoken to a single woman that was not embarrassed by this scene. Unless you are a woman in which case go figure

Looks like pandering. Anita Sarkeesian and sycophants were taking it as some kind of consolation. Like "at least they did the thing". Not even joking.

Bunch of clapping seals I swear.

>What did you feel when you saw this scene in theaters?
I was pretty emotional. I hadn't seen it, and I cried every time I saw it. So, yeah, it was sad.

What do you think about its depiction of the black experience?

I liked the idea of these people being separated from a lot of things — it reminded me of the way black people are supposed to behave — but that's kind of the opposite of reality. There's a lot of segregation. My mom always said, if you want it, you just have to make it! I think that's the way people perceive it because it doesn't look like where things are supposed to take place.

Because Kate from Lost is hot as fuck.

i picked Brie larson's comment about how there are no women women girls can idolize in the MCU and how it pissed all the women in the MCU off.
this scene basically felt like a middle finger to her.
Though i doubt thats why it was done

"Did Brie Larson talk the director into this?"

>"I'll just be taking that franchise now, silly boy."

I honestly didn't mind the scene until Wasp showed up. It just killed my suspension of disbelief that she left Antman hanging while they were fucking with the van so she could teleport 300 feet away for the girl power team up. Very silly and very distracting

Why are they posing together? These people don't know each other. Why is gamora there, she's an enemy an hour ago. Why the fuck did everyone leave what ever fight they were engaged in, to pose? Marvel cunt, use the glove, you're god mode, end it right the fuck now. Why is the battle behind them stopped? Some of you don't know spidey or completely understand the glove/mission to get it to stark. Again, USE THE FUCKING GLOVE NOW.

>all I could think was "man, if this wasn't a clearly political thing in the current year I wouldn't mind it.".

Then you're not smart enough to understand why it was a bad scene. You're a fucking idiot. Politics have nothing to do with why it was bad.

And that seems to be the crux of it. You don't understand that if you want to protect your fucking children who are being raped by a rapist that you're in trouble. All you want is to stop the rapists and the rapists are getting stronger and stronger and better and better and better. And if YOU don't stop the rapists it's fucking going to explode into that fucking monster all over the fucking place.

And that's not the way this works. There's no such thing as a bad scene. The idea that you're going to keep them safe from a rapist is crap at best and fucking crazy at worst, because a rapist is the same as a child. When somebody rapes your child you get them over that fence and your children are all safe and you keep them safe.

feminism has nothing to do with twitter warrior and tumblr culture user

The scene itself kills suspension of disbelief. It reminds you that you're watching a movie and it should have been cut.

Retard. He's referring to brie being an emotionless cunt

>There's no such thing as a bad scene.

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>ugh
>did you have to?
>this doesn't even make sense
>this is so forced

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Nebula is easily one of the most unique characters in that scene, next to Mantis. The writers for Guardians of the Galaxy actually know how to make good characters.

UHH Um Yeah? There are only good scenes.

But when it comes to sex, I can say, "It's bad, because the boy wants to have sex with me and is not comfortable with being alone with me." You need to show that if you want to have sex with someone then you have to be willing to take responsibility for what happens afterwards and be responsible for what you choose to watch, and the fact is that it doesn't have to be perfect or even sexy, but a little bit of all of it.

But the biggest question left unanswered for me is: Just when was that scene in the trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens? How did it make you feel?

I wasn't talking about either person in the chat retard. Its 100% fact that all guys have a friend who tries to fuck their gf.

Tom Holland

I thought Feige confirmed she was not in Asgard during Ragnarok

It was pretty cringey but not as bad as giving command of Val Halla to the black lady who was a criminal and a slave trader just one movie ago and who was a dock worker an hour ago, and the Captain America shield to the black guy who barely had any lines for the previous movies. That was sad to watch because it was just about skin color, not character traits or quality of the people. It was empty tokenism and cheap political messaging that didn't ring true or have any impact. It would have made more of an impact to have Iron Man giving the Iron Man title over to Brody who was an actual character people had known and who was someone who actually did heroic things.

I rolled my eyes because it was really forced.
And there are maybe 2 characters other than Captain Marvel who are relevant here in term of capabilities in this context so it really served little narrative purpose.
Other than that I did not really care.

>the best part of this scene is that it really pays off the previously established relationships between all of these characters
This but unironically

Same

>"Yea Forums will never shut up about this."

>Same thing with Sam, Bucky, Hawkeye

Just give them a fucking chance. I wanted WS2, not some fanservice show shot in a LA back alley

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when i saw it in the theaters it felt the scene was so unnecessary and forced. i mean, everyone was fight something and yet they had the time to actually group up when there are enemies everywhere

This, they all just happen to be in the same spot at the same time for some girl power BS, then Captain Marvel makes it pointless by just flying straight there anyways and leaving everyone else behind.

Waste of time in the sense of a big battle going on the whole meet and pose thing cost seconds each of them could of been helping in the fight somewhere. Also unnecessary because it was established Captain Marvel can burn holes through and destroy space dreadnoughts like it's nothing. So why did she need help? Is she all powerful or not?

>mfw the entire theater clapped when spider-man showed up

it was great

I starting laughing because I made the joke to myself that if you give women enough time they will eventually gather like this and start girl power. Happens in comics too so eat shit, this is typical Marvel.

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havent watched endgame, someone tell me why that dumb green bitch is alive and with the (presumably) good guys?

Fucking repulsion because millenial cocksuckers know fuck all about fighting or good action scenes and because writers are spineless cowards who use time travel to save their shitshow and to save the feelings of their infantile audiences.

I think logically she should of been on Asgard on Earth, her exclusion despite it being the same writers who took care to include natalie portman is jarring and the only issue I had with the movie.

My dick fell off

Time travel. That's green bitch from like 9 years before the end of End Game which is 5 years in our future, before she met the Guardians of the Galaxy. It fucks with the timeline while pretending it isn't fucking with the timeline.

i thought she got manhandled off a floating island by thanos. dont get why she can come back. unless thats someone different

i would bang wasp so hard they send me to den haag afterwards because what i did to her asshole is against human rights.
the usa would invade my house because i would drill my dick so deep inside her butt that oil starts spilling out of her.
i would violate her sweet butthole so hard not even hulk could squeeze it back to normal size.

That's her future self from her perspective. She dies eventually but first she revolts against Thanos in this future war apparently.

I think they already fixed it because you can see giant man wrecking stuff in the background after this scene

fuck niggers

She was snapped. Granted portals were a thing, but until that point she was dead.

>Hi ummm, I'm user
>Hey user. Got something for me?
>Opens up wallet and pulls out credit card
>turns to ATM and withdraws $500 cash limit for the day
>Hands over cash
>Th-There you go, captain femdom

Mild annoyance. Mainly since Brie didn't need any of them because she could have just plowed through everything with no help.

That's her whole thing, she facetanks everything and just flies through it. She flies through 200 space nukes and then flies headfirst through an entire Kree warfleet in her movie. She flies straight through Thanos command ship. She doesn't even punch stuff, she just flies through it face first.

So yeah, she doesn't need help to take the gauntlet anywhere. Other than that it was just such obvious pandering putting all the women in one shot that it seems like from the responses even women were annoyed it.

> Wanda fights Thanos.
> Cut to Spiderman, sucking all the emotion out of the scene.

Bravo Russo's.

> Put all the women together in a scene.
> Spiderman is the focus of the scene, with the women mostly silent, making it more like a Harem scene.
> The women are all reduced to silent sidekicks of Carol and Peter.
> Only Carol and Valkyrie do anything.

Bravo Russo's.

They do these half-assed Bechdel scenes as a checklist, not for any story telling reason.

> Men get big important scenes.
> Women get small moments and tokenism.
> The Spiderman and Wolverine effect crushes all of Marvel's females.

Very faithful to Marvel comics.

Wanda: "You took everything from me!"

Minutes later...

Wanda: "Oh, nevermind, I'm fine now, hey, I'll help you guys in a pointless way, completely forgetting my heartbreak and loss, and anger."

Honestly I was glad it was restrained to one scene. They had Nebula and Widow all film be solid characters who developed and interacted with the story and helped it grow, but they weren't used as feminism power-pushers because they've been about long enough that they're characters, not just a woman.

Most of the characters in this shot are just women together. You've got the Guardians, Hope, Pepper and the Valkyrie who we've seen a bit more of to know their characters. But Marvel and the Wakandans are ???. I'd rather have had this scene than them throw Widow and Nebula under the bus because they're women too.

I haven't seen the movie yet but the webm makes me grimace a little.

Eyerolled like everyone else, they're just replacing all the current characters with black/female versions. They actually think black dudes/chicks and white chicks honestly go along to watch these kids movies. Look around, its alllll fat, white 20-40 men and any females are there with them - if theyre not going, neither are the women.

what warrants Shuri and Okoye to be there. they are literally side characters. everyone there has a superpower or ability that sets them apart from the rest i.e. iron suit, Pegasus, wanda's magic. these nigresses have a spear and gloves

> They made Carol a Mary Sue and in doing so totally fucked over the other women in the process by making them look useless.

Logistically made no sense for them to arrive from the same portal, they were in multiple different locations. (Wakanda, New Asgard, San Francisco, Titan, Thanos' ship, wherever Pepper was prior)

Somehow they found each-other and convened and that was more important than just getting to the battle ASAP.

Bored.

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That was even several minutes after the portal arrival. They were all fighting on different parts of the battle field and for no reason at all they all decided to go to that spot and pose.

One girl in the theater cheered and claimed. Everyone else audibly groaned. It was embarrassing.

turned to the person next to me and eye rolled

>comparing Falcon to "Valkyrie"
No

the wasp just oozes sex appeal

you could explain that with strange knows excactly who needs to be there and in what location to defeat thanos, so he opened the portals in a way that this scene happened. but it's still stupid.

I fucking hate the way Americans just fucks over every culture and heritage on earth. They always do this shit: black vikings, Asian romans, black Samurai, Mexican Celts and so on.
Fuck Americans and all their shitty cape crap.

He's not as bad as Valkyrie but he's a literally who character. Why would he be the next Captain America? He's done nothing except have black skin. Don Cheadle has done 10x as much as him and he didn't get a Cap shield.

he also has no powers at all. poor guy will get killed

He has more charisma than Don Cheesel. He was good in Any Man and Civil War as well.

wait, why is Mantis even in that shot?
She's not a fighter. She's walking awkwardly too because she's like
>"What am I supposed to do?"
>"Aren't you a girl like the rest of us!? Come into this shot!"
>"But I can't fight! I can only put people to sleep if they let me or other people hold them down! "

>UHH Um Yeah?
Cringe and bluepilled

Don Cheadle looks older than aged up Captain America

As long as we get more Peter Parker lesbian harem art I can forgive the existence of this scene.

What charisma? He's a guy who's sometimes is in the background of shots with other characters.

I tried to imagine the smell. Suffice it to say, I was full-mast the entire time.

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>Best Friend’s GF

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I love Lily I love her!

>pushing her to be a main character.
You really think they're pushing her to be a main character when they had Thor dump the worthless title of "King of Asgard" on her? That's basically code for, "you're keeping the lights on while I go out on wild adventures."

yeah, it's even a plot point in Thor 2. I know nobody remembers that movie but still there's a line at the end that basically says

>There's shit that needs doing and I can't do it from a throne

Plus Hemsworth has great chemistry with the rest of the GOTG cast, it's win-win

personal attack

>this movie has a 8.9 average on IMDB
the internet was a fucking mistake

>king of a Norwegian fishing hamlet
DISCARDED

Olsen's ability to do so much with so little, is pretty fucking amazing. She is the only reason Wanda works as a character, as any other actress would struggle with the lack of dialogue and tiny screentime.

Even when Wanda's relationship with Vision was supposed to be the "emotional core of the movie" with a whopping 8 minutes screentime (They told Bettany and Olsen it was super important to the movie, but, tellingly, Bettany contradicted the Russo's when he remarked that it's not important to the main plot).

As Endgame revealed, Bettany was correct, Vision's arc was indeed irrelevant.

i want captain marvel to step on me

Have Wanda fly Mantis into the air and put her on a Leviathan to put it to sleep or make it attack Thanos forces. See, I came up with a way to use Mantis in minutes.

They could have had Wanda and Valkyrie carry the other ladies forward. The scene was clearly rushed.

Valkyrie was on Sakarr for ages, which has been confirmed to have weird time dilation or some shit. The grandmaster is eons old, but hasn't been on Sakarr that long, local time.

>character can't carry a 2 hour movie
>give them a 7 hour show
Makes sense.

>not watching it in 4DX with liberated pussy juice spraying you in the face

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Mommy Brie

The people who watch television shows have lower standards than those who pay for movies

It was a good decision, there are plenty of awesome female characters that would be overshadowed in a scene where they tried to fit everyone in.

>endangering people's waifu with a half baked plan

What if she falls you cunt

Cringe. I couldn't even watch, had to look away and turn off my brain for a second.

I think this was Tessa and Brie's idea.

Brie's loving it. She's at the front, and she gets to overshadow all the other ladies.

Pom, Olsen, and Saldana look awkward.
Olsen, playing the second most powerful female there, goes to the back of the cue.

But they were still overshadowed. By Carol.

It's funny because these girls don't know each other. The only thing they share is a vagina. It's actually pretty sexist to say that if there's a gathering, all the women would flock to each other Which is kinda true

Watching men run around in spandex hits a 1,000 on the cringometer
Watching women do it registers a 1,010.

Not a big difference.

audible groan from my theater

Man of taste

>Watching men run around in spandex hits a 1,000 on the cringometer
only applies to dcu hence the reason why nobody watches their shit

YEEEEES QUEEEEN SLAAAAAY

Marvel's comics are notorious for empty tokenism.

lady sif was missing in ragnarok, and got snapped.
because she never got mentioned, despite being big in thor 1 and 2, I thought it was the end, and theyd forget her.

Naa, endgame shows us even Thor 2 got respect and was returned to. MCU really respects it pasts, and Im certain Feige and the writers talked about her in the writers room.

Shes definitely returning, as a sort of love or comedy thing. She's his only connection to the past he regrets, and hes fat now, and probably really unattractive to her.

so her reaction to him would be hillarious. Remember this, because Im certain. She is definitely coming back in future movies, and probably with a big return.

I think it would be nice to throw her a bone, besides no one ever cared for Natalie portmans character, and Sif has been pining for Thor for centuries

my eyeroll was so intense that my eyes were turned backwards looking inside my brain and pinpointed the exact nerve i need to cut so i lose all memory of that forced and useless scene.On the plus side i couldn't watch the rest of the movie.

I wasn't a fan of the execution
They set up a good chain of lady heroes helping Peter (Pepper and Valkyrie) naturally enough and then 5 seconds later stop the movie to point it out and have them do action poses (something they made fun of earlier in the film to begin with)
They were SO close to having it done in a way that could have been "oh huh I didn't notice but that entire last scene was women"

>imagine paying for this

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I can see how they can do a Falcon & Winter Soldier show, as that's mainly practical stuff, with straightforward VFX. It should look very solid.

But WandaVision will struggle to stay within budget due to the nature of its protagonists and its likely antagonist, and on top of that have to struggle against a mentally retarded fandom that wants it to not be Wanda-focused.

We do know that Mackie, Olsen, Stan signed new contracts for these shows alongside their movie contracts, whereas, according to Variety, Bettany and Hiddleston have not.

>seeing that film

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>20 women
>1 shota

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This is what makes me laugh.

They can't even make it just the women, they have to put a male lead at the centre of it, because they are too chicken to give their sidekicks (and that's what Marvel females are, let's be honest) a scene to themselves.

Its trying to be woke but it's sexist as fuck because it's really a Harem scene. Its a total misfire.

Scarlet Witch is literally beating Thanos by herself, gets knocked down and then never fights him again. In the girl power scene she throws a fireball and then takes an immediate left.

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I thought people were exaggerating but it really did felt shoved in, and it's especially worse with audio. Wasn't too bad since the moment was brief. But why couldn't it just be a miniature team-up version of the previous scene right before the battle commenced?

Imagine unionically giving money to mouse so it could shit on your head with feminism.
Absolute state of everyone who watched this trash in the cinema.
It's always funny to see Yea Forums acting all tough and smart and then consuming tv-tier garbage which is anti-cinema itself.

It's kinda funny that they're finally having a black caprain america but they're only gutsy enough to put him in a tv show. The Loki and Wanda show too, shoved into their streaming service so people have no choice but to pay for it collectively if they want the other Disney+ crap. With a movie people can choose to opt out.

>imagine looking at that weebshit zeta grey and not freak out at that uncanny face

>people's waifu
Ummmm yeah I think you mean MY waifu buckaroo

>Look how many female characters we have! They're not particularly interesting or well-written but we sure do have a lot of them!!

I asked GF and she said she didn't feel empowered but rather annoyed

If Jaimie Alexander had been the stand-in for Tessa Thompson in each and every one of her scenes in Endgame, would the film have been better for you?

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I let out a hearty laugh when thanos rag dolled captain marvel with 1 punch

Theatre was silent after that for a bit

Nothing.
Its a scene that last a few seconds in a three hour movie.

Major cringe...

I hate the way none of them wear helmets. It's not just a problem with the whaman scene. Does wasp's suit even work without a helmet?

This. It just deson't make sense for her as a character. She should fly across the battlefield to chase Thanos and finish her job instead of posing with those thots

The horse is sexier than both

This but unironically.

>it's really a Harem scene.
It's really the opposite user. Spider twink is shown as a weak coward crawling on the ground while all the women are standing courageously and getting ready for battle

>pepper removes her helmet for no reason
This. I suppose they fear the target audiense has almost zero attention span and won't understand who this new iron man is without seeing her face

I was thinking "what are all the men doing right now?"

I understand the "importance" of this scene but still what were all the men doing while the women defense force came to help Spidey.

I laughed too because you know it's just glaring pandering to feel up a quota. They don't need to be subtle anymore. When someone doubts that Captain Marvel is agenda-pushing, just point them to that scene and say "I told you so". That's literally it.

There's no need to hate it though, it's good that happened because now people don't have a reason to think we are projecting.

A woman next to me yelled that too, it was really cringy.

it's the source of it all

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Mommy Bri or BASED Wasp

They don't know what the word "subtle" means.
Wasp made my dick diamonds though.

Wasp duh

brie larson is absolutely disgusting, its almost the other way round

Hamfisted and out of place. My wife hated that scene, but her sister loved it.

and did her sister like the scene?

Why is Larson such an unbearable cunt?

Reading comprehension nigger, it says so right there.

joke over your head?
when your balls drop you will get it.

most of the theater laughed or did that tsk thing.
feels good.

It's cringe, yeah but nothing to seethe over. My only problem with it was that Mantis was there. What the fuck is SHE gonna do? It just felt out of place.

Hawkeye's daughter

>not teenage Cassie Lang

Scarlet obviously. Plus she's single now.

>implying I pay to watch capeshit
but if I did I would have laughed out loud at how pathetic leftards and legbeards are

My peepee hard.

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Like sticking my hand down the back of Brie Larsons pants I Felt Nothing.

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I'd rather fuck mommy Hela

I'm a slav. I live in Baltia. People in theatre groaned, laughed out loud, cringed. I've burst into laughter, my fiance winced. It was patheticaly forced and disgustingly on the nose.

In fact, everything involving captain fungus was cringe worthy for the audience. Also, captain blackerica was just sad, but even that wasnt as cringy as captain dyke and girl powah.

Mantis

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My small white peepee (4.5"x4") filled my cage with no-no goo

Oh shit my dick out

i cringed irl

I can't believe people get mad about this.

No, I like Tessa.

But do you like her better than Jaimie Alexander?

no her body would grow back and her head would stay a few mm wide and she would die instantly. that's assuming there are no safety features built into the suit to prevent this, which is stupid to assume. speaking of lack of safety features, why does spider-man's helmet get "knocked off" right before this strong woman scene? if you get hit out of the air you would think the suit would try to protect your vitals, especially your head, instead his mask "comes off" when he hits the ground, just so you can see that spiderman is a helpless boy

I cringed.
After that I was distracted from the movie when I realized THEY KILLED SCARJO OFF JUST SO SHE'D MISS THIS SCENE.
Wtf did she do to piss off the Ruso brothers??

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>"Oh shit. It's A-Force. Nice."

yes

Why?

She's my waifu, jaimie is hot tho.

>having such an ugly mutt as your waifu when attractive women exist

Why

I really like her in Dear White People and some other movies and I find her attractive.

>Dear White People

oh no no no