Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.
Your obsession/fetish is boring to the rest of us, OP.
Adam Peterson
midge
James Wright
sneed
Easton Hall
Imagine wearing his daughter as a condom while you rape his asshole lol
Parker Robinson
Being a midget means being called an Oompa Loompa and numerous other things. I'm six foot three and get called Bigfoot, and when I had a walking stick once, due to having a leg length difference of three inches, I got called Gandalf.
People will give you shit for literally any excuse they can find. It doesn't matter if you're short, tall, thin, fat, black, white, yellow, or green. People just want to give you shit; that's all it is.
Andrew Campbell
>when I had a walking stick once, due to having a leg length difference of three inches, I got called Gandalf.
He doesnt have it so bad brother, This street my buddy grew up on had a midget who lived at the corner so youd have to walk by this dudes house to get to my friends. Thing is this wasn't your run-of-the-mill midget, he was sorta like hanks dad from king of the hill in that his legs didn't work right and he couldn't walk. So this little fella would roll on the ground as a means of transportation, not long distances mind you he actually drove a car but he still had to roll from his car to the garage. How does he drive with those silly non-functioning legs you might ask? Well my buddy was walking to school one day when it was raining and this little scrapper offered him a ride. Apparently he had little levers he would operate with his left hand as a gas and break, However i cant help but wonder how he gets to his in the rain or snow, does he have a little poncho he wears? Maybe he just parks in the garage but most drive in garages have stairs in them. This also begs the question if he can park in the garage and shorten his walk why doesnt he always do so? He could save him self the humiliation of travelling across his front yard by rolling like a log. I think he does it just because its what a normal person would do and he likes to live that way but people would definitely try and help him or something, i remember my mom gave me a ride to my buddys once and saw him and was like "wtf is that?!?!?! Is he alright?" and i was like no mom keep fucking driving hes fine and she sorta slowed down cause she didn't believe me and thought i was just being a shitter but then she realized he didnt want help and was embarrassed. I think his name was stan, he sorta looked like warwick davis
Chase Allen
Yuck. Look at this gross little thing. Muck on the heel of a shoe. Look at him. Look at the little bug. Bobble head family. Ugly wife, yuck. Daughter is mythological in appearance. His son...oh yuck. Legs like a ventriloquist dummy. His voice makes me ill. Cursed little thing he is. Freaks. Disgusting little rodents. Someone ought to out them down. Awful little freaks they are. I hate looking at them. Not a good sight. Yucky half-men with goggle-eyes and strange voices. Yuck.
imagine kidnapping him and his daughter. you bring them to a secluded location, and strap davis to a chair. "LET US GO!" he says. His daughter is visibly scared. you approach and grab her. she resists, but it's no use against your average male strength. you take her top off, then her pants, till she's just wearing her little panties and a bra. warwick is begging you not to. he starts to tear up, knowing well what's about to happen to his daughter. you rip off her last pieces of her garment until she's standing there completely naked infront of you and her father. her tight little pussy looks especially tasty, and you can tell she has never been with a man before. you pick her up and enter her. your average sized cock poking out of her stomach with every thrust. she screams in pain and in fear, but her little midge pussy tells a different story. she's dripping love nectar all over and along her thighs. warwick is screaming and crying. "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! THE POLICE WILL FIND YOU YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO JAIL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU MONSTER"! he says, with tears running down his checks. you return your focus to his daughter, who at this point has completely forgotten her father was in the room. Her screams and crying has turned into sounds of pleasure and lust. she's never felt so good before in her life. her once tight dwarven pussy is now permanently lose. a once pristine virgin pussy, now blown out like an arby's sandwich quivers with each thrust. she's going to cum, and so are you. as she screams in pleasure, her whole body starts shaking from her orgasm, and as you return your gaze into warwick's red teary eyes, you too orgasm. you flood her now blown out pussy with cum, and drop her onto the floor like the flesh light she is. she's on the ground naked, shaking from the most intense orgasm of her life, cum pooling out of her pussy and now with a bastard in her belly. you leave the torture chamber, head home, and begin to prepare for the next day
Gavin Russell
based
Thomas Gutierrez
I hereby request we claim the manlet tears song youtube.com/watch?v=xbEzwg-6dlU as the theme song for this, and all future manlet threads
I have a theory that midget posters are vengeful manlets looking to punch down for the first time in their life.
Blake Sullivan
>when I had a walking stick once, due to having a leg length difference of three inches, I got called Gandalf. Hey Gandalf, how about yous use that stick accio another three inches there
No, it's more like the baby monkey torture shit on Youtube. We, normal humans reject anything that looks abnormal.
Lucas White
I recognize that guy, was he in star wars?
Cameron Ross
I already know how it feels like, im 5'11
Colton Jones
Throughout history midgets and lesser people haven't been accepted into society. They're only ever used in film and television productions, similarly to how they were used in circuses and freak shows in the past.
Jackson Hill
You motherfuckers got something you wanna say to me?
Has anybody seen this documentary about Ivar the boneless? This wee midget creature thinks that Ivar was a pile of bonemeal like him, despite every historian he talks to saying otherwise.
Henry Hill
All it takes an outstretched arm and a hand to the forehead and the little guy will tucker himself out swinging for the fences.
Jackson Lee
Seems like less trouble than full blown niggers at least.
Gabriel Foster
I love it, this faggot finally getting his just desserts after all that shit he's done his whole life. Payback is a bitch motherfucker.
Carson Robinson
>please clap O Lord let him be one of us who is trolling us with our own memes or I don't know if I can take it.
Amen.
Aaron Powell
>Hillary couldn't shut down Yea Forums >Tuvalu couldn't shut down Yea Forums even though a takeover of their nation has been openly plotted here for a half decade >NZ couldn't do it >UK couldn't do it >the UN can't do it Why does Willow think he can?
I'm not in superb shape even by Yea Forums standards but I'm fairly sure I could literally kill even a swole midget with my bare hands.
When I was a kid and I learned to hunt my grandfather insisted that we twist the heads off our dead or dying prey and let the jugulars bleed out. I could easily twist off a midget's head, I did it to a full sized mule deer with no tools or blades.
Luis Jenkins
Do you think you could fit a midget in a canon? Not one of those stunt canons you see on TV, an actual ship canon from like the 1800's? What if it was like the smallest guy in the world? Could you fire him out? How far would he go? How would it work? Perhaps gunpowder under his little feet? Or would that blow his whole lower torso off?
>not splitting a 2'8" midget open the most awkward part is holding her hand in the ER as her pussy bleeds out
Xavier Martinez
I think people mishead that advert. She said 'beastman'.
Camden White
The largest cannon in existence is the Tsar Cannon in Moscow and it has a 50" bore. You'd have to rope a few together to plug the bore enough to build pressure and eject them or they'd just burn though.
The best thing would be to pack them on top of a lead disc so it pushed them out unharmed, it's way less hilarious to just see a bunch of half-cooked guts and bones and meat fly out the barrel only to land 40' downrange.
We need to go for distance. We could give the midgets parachutes but I know from model rocketry as a child that animals can not survive the instant acceleration. I put a mouse in the payload bay of my egg launching "big bertha" rocket and it turned into goo.
This little FREAK is a fucking abomination. It's a testament to how far we have declined as a society that he wasn't dashed against rocks as an infant. What a horrible, disgusting affront to the goodness of God's creation. If I were anywhere near Los Angeles, our modern Gomorrah, I would choke the life out of this little mongrel's disgusting and hateful demonic face. My day is ruined for having gazed upon such filth those are my genuine thoughts every time I am forced by Jewish tv execs to look at this sinful conglomeration of disease. The sheer unholy AUDACITY to try and pass this mutt, this mongrel, this ANIMAL as a human being fills me with such rage that I quake in anger. Had this halfling resided in my village I would come to him at night with fire and cleanse the world of his stain. It is a failing of modern society that now I would somehow be accused of a crime for ridding God's kingdom of such affronts to his glory.
somebody with twitter please show the results of the poll >kick him in the head >starve him it's up to 458 votes
John Bell
TV has like three types of posters, in decreasing order. Shills, rival board members just dabbing on Yea Forums, and actual cinema and television fans.
Julian Rogers
All of them, I think.
Carson Bennett
He's linked in it you ubber fag
Kayden Cooper
This is the best thread Yea Forums has had in a while.
I'm sure that Warwick has had a decent quality of life and he has achieved success in his field and fathered a family who are already working in showbiz.
Frankly I think we should have a lot more midgets and dwarves on hand just in case. They're a genuine part of human diversity and also they are important in folklore.
Wyatt Evans
What kind of legal action can he even take? This is like telling Mark Zuckerberg you're going to take legal action against Facebook because someone sent you death threats using the platform. Hiroshimoot isn't responsible for this shit.
THIS IS MY ONLY OUTLET FOR HUMAN CONTACT WARWICK I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER BUT I RESPECT YOU AS AN ACTOR AND AND WOULD DATE YOUR DAUGHTER
Michael Peterson
what did he do?
Levi Hill
It's not important any more, we have let loose the dogs of war and there's no recalling them now. It's kind of sad to see Willow go out like this but I suppose every celeb must meet their Yea Forums demon some day. There are people here who will personally see to it.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little person? I'll have you know I graduated tallest of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on umpa lumpa land, and I have over 300 confirmed midge punts. I am trained in tall people warfare and I'm the top stomper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another midget. I will stomp you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, midge. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of 6'2" giants across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, tiny tim. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, dwarf. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can crush you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the steel toed boots and mouse traps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable tiny ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking pea sized tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn midgediot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, lilliputian shithead.
Adrian Lee
I hope he proceeds not because I want Yea Forums shut down but because some random manlet suing the website and putting it in jeopardy would be the kind of dumb 00s/early 10s saga that would match chanology and golden-age Chris Chan. It would be actually interesting instead of the retarded drumpf gay-ops "happenings" of these days.
Levi Bailey
See ya buddy. I'll hit you up with some reddit gold if our paths cross again.
Connor Foster
You wish, rabbi.
Levi James
emptyhero shilling his dogshit videos.
Jaxon Scott
m00t still runs this board from some basement lair at jewgle you can bet your ass
You have no right to be. Not all forms of life deserve to live, to share the world with superior races. Warwick Davis is a disease on this planet. By existing he threatens the health and longevity of the human race. It is not right. He is not right. He needs to be unmade.
Jose Myers
Would they make a special little box for him in court or would he be hidden from view?
You guys have fucked up big time. The lollipop guild has an extensive team of lawyers. You'll all be under arrest by the end of this thread.
Colton Hughes
Hell no. Midget niggers combine the worst of both full size niggers and racoons. They still want to rape your daughter, but now they're small enough to hide in your trash can and squeeze through the crack in your basement window.
Isaac Moore
His lawyer could just put him in one of those bags people carry their cats around in
I could see this being funny for like an hour. It's kind of just sad on both sides now.
Wyatt Moore
No, it will always be funny because he feeds into this and the internet gladly responds. Although this time, i don't think he's aware of what he's getting himself into.
at a certain point, it's not funny and does get sad though. varg is the same way, can bait him into anything. gen Xers didn't grow up with the internet.
Nathaniel Sanders
>he feeds into this and the internet gladly responds
he's not so different from "us" is what you meant right?
What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.
Thomas Johnson
OP here. I do not condone violence against midgets, goblins, ghosts, or any other supernatural creatures.
All he has done is make himself into an even bigger meme with this legal threat bullshit. He's either a tactical genius or a total brainlet.
Joseph Johnson
Pretty sure the real Scooby Gang doesn't ride Scooby to work each day.
Luke White
>it's a crime Not in freedom land, you have to be at least 4 foot tall to be here midge.
Xavier Diaz
Well his brain is technically like 1/3 the size of a normal brain so...
Charles Edwards
kek
Jack Hall
imagine kidnapping him and his daughter. you bring them to a secluded location, and strap davis to a chair. "LET US GO!" he says. His daughter is visibly scared. you approach and grab her. she resists, but it's no use against your average male strength. you take her top off, then her pants, till she's just wearing her little panties and a bra. warwick is begging you not to. he starts to tear up, knowing well what's about to happen to his daughter. you rip off her last pieces of her garment until she's standing there completely naked infront of you and her father. her tight little pussy looks especially tasty, and you can tell she has never been with a man before. you pick her up and enter her. your average sized cock poking out of her stomach with every thrust. she screams in pain and in fear, but her little midge pussy tells a different story. she's dripping love nectar all over and along her thighs. warwick is screaming and crying. "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! THE POLICE WILL FIND YOU YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO JAIL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU MONSTER"! he says, with tears running down his checks. you return your focus to his daughter, who at this point has completely forgotten her father was in the room. Her screams and crying has turned into sounds of pleasure and lust. she's never felt so good before in her life. her once tight dwarven pussy is now permanently lose. a once pristine virgin pussy, now blown out like an arby's sandwich quivers with each thrust. she's going to cum, and so are you. as she screams in pleasure, her whole body starts shaking from her orgasm, and as you return your gaze into warwick's red teary eyes, you too orgasm. you flood her now blown out pussy with cum, and drop her onto the floor like the flesh light she is. she's on the ground naked, shaking from the most intense orgasm of her life, cum pooling out of her pussy and now with a bastard in her belly. you leave the torture chamber, head home, and begin to prepare for the next day.
> Animoji avatar How much a joke can you possibly be?
Bentley Ward
For what? The finer legal grot's lost on me but I've some memory of an English guy writing what used to be a pretty well-known fanfiction about torturing and murdering the members of Girls Aloud and the case against him going nowhere because the judge determined people weren't having it thrust at them and had to make highly specific searches in order to find it.
i just want to chokeslam him repeatedly onto a trampoline so bad bros. like im dribbling a human basketball. god i want to slam dunk this microscopic mutant until my arms get sore
