COUGH edition
/got/
aaaaarrrghhhh
Hundreds will die.
i wish hbo would do something creative, like air different versions of the last episode at the same time
*COU-OHHHHHHH
What should I get into now?
/FIT/ IS IT?!
normie friend has unironically started calling D&D "dumb and dumber"
What PS2 game is this from?
>B BUH DABID KINGS LANDING IS A COASTAL CITY
>NOT NO MORE WEISS... NOT NO MORE.
kek
Arrrgggghhhhhh
N-NO *COOUUGGH* S-STAN...-*PUKES*
where my /norf/ bros at?
GREAT *COUGH COUGH*
GREAT POST *VOMITS*
FUCK N-*COUGH*
I said FUCK NIG-*COUGH*
this is what happens when you don't use the breastplate stretcher
sengoku basara
I don't understand why this scene was sp memeable, is it how forced his cough looks? His awkward position?
Am I supposed to know who this guy is?
coughposting > robertposting
>kings landing
>nowhere to land a ship
Really makes me think
Have sex
I *COUGH*
TOLD *COUGH*
YO-*COUGH
YO-*COUGH
MORE WINE
*VOMITS
The fight over who will rule on the meme throne of /got/ is far more exciting than the ending of GOT
>over 60 pet ghosts
he caughs way over the top compared to the others, you just dont expect that from varys i suppose
It's all over boys
nth for Ash-chan
Oh nononon-*VOMITS*
It's just we've never seen Varys with such an expression. Him washing up on a beach after being ambushed by Euron Greyjoy is not something I ever expected to see on this show.
Who creates these?
I am in the mood to jerk off.
Chicks with dicks
It sums up how disgusted the fan base is with this season.
based actual lady stark
im better user
Mount and Blade
woah would you look at that, faggots stealing oc for magical internet points
TARG FUCKING SHIT
Jaime.....I love you....
>reddit steals memes from Yea Forums and claims it as their own OC
they did it with bobbyposting too
What the fuck was Melisandre's problem?
what happened to the last thread
HOly sh-
Jon should transition
Not sure if bait but it was a dragon
What in the absolute ever loving fuck is this. Did they just move kings landing 150 miles to the west and think no one would notice?
FUCKING BOAR ON THE END OF A TARG WHORE. WINE!
>jon is five foot ei--
not so fast.
>what happened to the last thread
It archived. 310 posts is limit. new threads
Why doesn't Dany just use the dragons poop as a weapon? Nobody, every time I bring this up, ever answers properly. How have they not used the dragon farting or pooping, as either one, a genuine combat tactic, or a comedy bit. Why doesn't the dragon literally just fly over Kings landing and just SHIT all over it? Litterally just nuke them with giant dragon shit, they wouldn't know how to act, they'd be like is it shitting? is it actually shitting? and then the shit would wash them away. You think I'm joking? You think I'm just memeing about how powerfull these beasts shit could be? Dinosaurs shit was so rancid and disgusting, so toxic, it quite literally CHANGED the eartths atmosphere, and killed off smaller life and made them extinct. That's how toxic it was. Imagine just three dragons flying over KL and just shit spraying all over it. How the fuck would they react? How would they counter being shat on? Answer me. Every person in this thread. I'm waiting. Deep down you know this is the greatest tactic ever and dnd would never, ever think of this. Who knows, maybe implement some kind of function that when it shits, its also on fire. Fire shit dragon balls caving into KL, imagine the smell. Imagine the smell. It just burning your fucking eyes, how would the golden company react/ fight when the stinging/crying is destroying there eyes from the sheer musk of that dragon shit? How do we know it would be a solid? What if it was just straight up, liquid, and just washed them all away, like a river. LITTERALLY flood them out. Once again, tell me why this hasn't been used once. Tell me why Dany hasn't just ordered her dragons to shit all over the enemy. You genuinely can't. I'm waiting.
someone post the mega cough agghh yell compilation image
>A tavern outside Winterfell
>Jon is all alone
>He sits in a booth
>He requests "Don't stop believing by the Journey"
>JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
>Sansa walks in and takes a seat
>"What looks good tonight?"
>"I dunno"
>"Arya's coming seperatley.. she had to see the maester.. switch birth control"
>Jon frowns
>Bran wheels in behind a man in a members only cloak
>IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNN
>"Mmmmm Pie"
>"Best in the seven kingdoms as far as im concerned"
>Arya is outside struggling to parallel park her horse
>"Shit.."
>Two Dothraki walk into the Tavern
>Members only cloak wearer looks over at Jon
>"How was work today Bran?"
>"All I did all day was sit in the Godswood having pointless visions"
>"You may not realise it now but you are formulating false prophesies"
>"It's a secondary character arc.. so buck up"
>"Focus on the good times I guess"
>"Don't be sarcastic"
>SEARCHING IN THE NIGHT
>Members only cloak wearer goes to the outhouse
>"went ahead and ordered a pie for the table
>HOLD ON TO THAT FEEEELAAAAAIIIIN
>DON'T STOP
>Cuts to black
And I’m the best
Who kills Cersei according to the leaks? Dany?
LMAO they stole the meme and thought the paulie hand was doing a \m/ hand
Why would they do anything creative and interesting when they've already got everyone watching
previous thread
Jamie.
>no source for either
I guess you are better at teasing, yes.
oh shit is the big twist that Qyburn put the whole city on wheels and they rolled it somewhere else
That feel when my family is unanimous
Euron should and will win
GET HYPE
GET DROWNED
.....he's right you know
no it was at 200-something and i was typing a reply when the thread got deleted. mods castamered us
...do they?
Should have never killed that Direwolf.
Why didn't Cersei put her ballistas outside the walls of King's Landing? It's almost like she wants to lose?
wait until they post the *DING DING DING* version without knowing a thing
How the fuck could you land a dragon when there is no runway
AH FANABLE
>not using s1 kings landing
cringe
>that look in Kit's eyes
you just know
Why don't the red priestesses simply sacrifice everyone to the Lord of Light? That would be a nice ending.
*COUGH* AGHH - *WHEEZES* S-SAV- *VOMITS PROFUSELY* SAVE ME LITTLE- *CHOKES* ARGGH *COUGH* SAVE ME TYRIO- *SHITS SELF* T-THE REALM NEE- *BLEUGH* NEEDS FOOD, THE CHIL- *COUGH* CHILDREN DESERVE FOO- *BURSTS AN EYE VESSEL* FOOD *COUGH*
thanks
GO TO 1:45
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How will Yea Forums feel when Euron tries to rape Cersei and this is why Jaime kills him?
They're probably tired of having 2-3 /got/ threads up at all times because retards make new threads at 250.
Jon should never dis that direwolf for his new pet the dragon!
I hate that, to some degree, he does have a point. They wouldn't know what to do if the dragon did start shitting on them.
Because R'hllor is basically the old testament YHWH, he actually intervenes when he wants and specifically speaks to certain people on what to do and what not to do, but only in the most vague ass visions ever. Just the same as the kicker is that he's also the Great Other. He is good and evil, he's just YHWH.
based
s3 Arya
Since when did Varys give a fuck about "the Realm" and the people?
based
REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
>REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
>REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
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>REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
>REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
>REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
awoiaf.westeros.org
you can find the same picture of ashara including the artist on the same wiki
IS THAT ANY WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR KING?
>king euron
its confirmed bros
the ai knows
nth for Stannis
Post more kino stills or I'll rape your fucking corpse
He doesn't, that's just his excuse. In reality he's the poison of Aerys' court and the reason he went mad and everything slowly began to dissolve into shit, he's also the one who told Aerys about Rhaegar's Tournament (where he was gathering the Lords to overthrow Aerys).
Varys is nothing more than a Blackfyre trying to get the Targs killed, put someone (if not themselves) on the Throne, so they have all the power to manipulate. Why else wouldn't Varys want a stronger leader who can clearly be advised and tempered with the right people over some meek ass boy?
Never
Never again will there be nice tv shows...
*CHOKES* AHHHRGGH *COUGH COUGH*
RRRAAAGGGHHHH *COUGH COUGH COOUUUGHH* FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCKKK ARRGH
HHHHHHH *HEAVES* UNNNGGHHHHH *VOMITS*
*VOMITS PROFUSELY AGAIN*
EEEEEEEEUUUUUUGGGGHHH *CHOKES* AHH *SPITS UP BLOOD*
FFFFUUUCCCKK AARRGGHHH *SHITS PANTS*
AAAA FUCK H-HELP *COUGH COUGH*
*VOMITS*
*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHH** HOLY S-S-SHIT FUU *BURP*
ARRGGHH
FUUUCCCCKK ARRRRGGGHH *STARTS CONVULSING * SOMEON H-H-HEL
D--D-DAN...DANNN..*COUUUGGGHHH* *BURRRRPP* *STARTS PISSING BLOOD*
FFHHH *HEAVES* *HEAVES HARDER*
*PROJECTILE VOMITS*
GOD H-HELP ME...K-I...KILL M-MMEEEEE *SHITS PANTS*
ARRRGGGH HHHHUUUUUHHH FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU *STARTS CRYING
GGGGGGOOOODDD H-H-HEEEL *BRRAAAP*
OH GOD...OH GO- *PUKES AGAIN*
ARRRRGHGHH....ARGGGHH....HHHHHHHH
*STARTS CHOKING* H-HELP M-ME TYR- *VOMITS AGAIN*
AARRGGH HUUUHH HUUUHH HUUUH *HEAVY BREATHING*
I'M BEG
*BRAAAAAPPP*
F-F- OH GO- OH GO-
*BURRRRRPPPPPSS*
SOMEONE...AN-ANYONE....H-H-HE-*SEIZURE*
ARRRGHGGLEHEGGHAGELGEH *SEIZURE CONTINUES*
ARRRHH HUHH..HUUHH...HUUUH *WAKES UP* *STARTS SHITTING*
T-T-TY..TYRION... *COUGH COUGH*...HE-HELP M....ME *SHITS*
SOMEONE PL- *COOOUUGGH*
AA *HEEEAVES* *HEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEES*
ARRRGHHH... HEEEEEHH....HEEEEEH..... *STARTS BLEEDING FROM NOSE AND EYES*
GARRRGHHH.....TYR-...TYRION....*CHOKES*
ARRUGH...SAVE ME.... *DIES*
SHANSHA
*COUGH*
PLEA-
*VOMITS*
God I want a woman like Carice
everything about her is perfect
Ever since one of you guys posted this webm I have obsessed about it, even fapped to it. It's so nice.
*COUGH
FO-*COUGH
FOR TH*COUGH
FOR THE REAL-
*VOMITS
Why was Catelyn such a bitch to Jon? She thought he was Ned's bastard.
She forgave Ned for something that's 100% his fault, but hates Jon for something that's 0% his fault.
Remind me again why Ned didn't push this stupid trout down a flight of stairs.
So uh were the leaks for the rest of the season confirmed?
Fapfic update when?
WILL ARYA
USE HER SPECIAL FACE STEAL ABILITY
ONE MORE TIME
YES OR NO. WILL WE SEE HER USE THAT OP SHIT AGAIN? OR WILL DND JUST GO LEL NO ;) TOO OP IN THIS VERY VERY SERIOUS AND GROUNDED WORLD
DOVOGHEDHI!
KILL THE COUGHPOSTERS
KILL THE ARGHPOSTERS
KILL THE LEAKPOSTERS
BUT HARM NO STANNISPOSTER
She did some question thing, from IGN or something? Where she's so confused by young people slang and stuff, it's quite amazing, she even tries to by hip and use slang herself. It's like an 80 year old in a young person's body, weirdly fitting.
OTOMASHI MA TOWARU KORENA BAKANA?
BAKANA? LANCEL-SAN, OROWARU KOMO TATSU MESATSU WA, OREWA SOBOKASU TO TSUYA MOKU
She was a dumb bitch
Lol
hi jon
arrrggghhh (internally)
You bastards! I just watched the scene and now I can't stop laughing! You fuckers!
Because Ned had honor (he only married her for his brother anyways), but she hated Jon because Jon reminded her of Ned cheating on her, which Ned's face just made her gush all over the floor.
That's how women work, they hate the things they should love, and love the things they should hate.
Because Ned was more into banging trouts than killing them
MOOOOOORE
BASED and SHAO KHANPILLED
They hate us. i bet they can't wait to ban us again
man I love watching her commentaries, trying to use english and not remembering the correct words is kawaii as fuck
FUCK DANYFAGS
FUCK TARGSHITS
>I'll be plenty tall when you're six feet under, bitch
Did Jon go too far?
He doesn’t but since the show is missing fAegon he has to be given something to do
Spare me
Remember when she single-handedly liquidated the Freys? Aaaaaah peak D&D.
it is too late. it can not be stopped anymore bobby
What a lad he was!
Sleep well, sweet Prince.
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i think a source of anger for her was the fact Jon always looked a lot like Ned, while almost none of her children looked like Ned, except slightly Arya.
I literally don't give a fuck who sits on that fucking iron throne at this point. Hell the Salt throne is far more superior fight than this shit.
cringe and yikespilled
God I can't wait for BASED Jon to brutally murder that dumb bitch Dany. You know how long I've waited for this? Jon is the pride of all manlets everywhere. He is proof we WILL rise up.
And Jon isn't even that short. He's 5'8, which is average. Fuck off Dany you stupid slut. Jon honestly should've punched her in the fucking mouth once he got word she said "someone taller." Guess what cunt? Jon's taking you out you fucking whore. And guess what else? You SLEPT with Jon. The "short" guy. Honestly Jon did her a favor lads. Jon could do better. Dany is legit autistic and completely unlikeable. Based Jon pumping and dumping her after her usefulness is up.
I can't wait to see the look on Dany's face when Jon gets fed up with her bullshit and puts her out of her misery. Hopefully he cuts her legs off, and while she lies there bleeding to death he'll say "AM I TALL ENOUGH NOW?"
God i fucking HATE Dany
>bell rings as the mad king wants the city to burn
>bell rings as stannis the mannis' fleet burns
>bell rings as cersei burns down the sept
>bell will ring with more wildfire and dragon fire
The Bell is R'hllor
PRAISE FOR DANY
DEATH TO FAKE LEAKS
DEATH TO COUGHPOSTERS
DEATH TO STANNIS POSTERS
DEATH TO BOBBY POSTERS
DANY WILL WIN
>was there to witness bobbyposting
>now witnessing the era of coughposting
Because Jon was a threat to her kid's inheritence. She had no issue with Ned fucking around during campaigns she cared that Jon could as an adult ask to be legitimized and thus place ahead of Rickon and Bran, and even perhaps Robb.
Also Jon looked like a Stark far mpre than his brothers and Sansa. Only Arya had the northern looks.
I spend precious minutes of my time cutting Varys' head adding shadows and they cream themselves over the shitties shoop i've seen in years. Barbarism!
Who was better in bed: Tommen, or Joff?
why is he coughing? Isn't Varys a merman?
you mean Brandon was? Ned was just forced into a job he didn't want
Daily reminder that he did NOTHING wrong
He warned you about the white-haired jews, why didnt you listen?
mock me all you want, Carice is perfect
>why is he coughing?
This is what happens when you smoke for decades
BASED
In the books Jon is the only son that actually looks like a Stark, more so than Ned's trueborn sons which is something Cat is extra pissy about.
As a Danyfag, her death is more satisfying if its tragic, her losing everything in her life, all for everyone else's dream of her on the Throne, when all she wanted was to go back to the days with Viserys as children at the red door. She'll die alone and cold crawling to the Iron Throne. It's the best end for her, anything else is character ruining, not only for her, but others.
she's a tully she cant help being a troutbrained bitch
give riverlanders a bit of freedom and the go into a spiral of self destruction
thats why harrenhall needs to be rebuilt with an ironborn king with an ironfist
So we get three shit ending instead of one and nothing is really canon?
>jon does this to daenerys
can't wait
Tommen actually fucked margery, but Joff's penetration is on another level
Damn they now have carbon fiber armor.
she is fine, it's you that is disgusting
I miss them bros.
Egg looking good
Hot.
>Cleganebowl probably isn't going to live up to hype
>Euron is obviously not going to summon a kraken with blood magic
>Mad Queen meme theory is actually becoming a thing
>writers completely forgot about the Prince who was Promised
>Little Finger won't come back to reveal that he was smart enough to swap his imminent demise with that of a Faceless Man
>NK is fucking dead
For a show that was supposedly written to deconstruct fantasy tropes, this sure is falling into a giant fucking fantasy trope
Agreed, she's a pretty good older lady.
Even now he's the only one that acts like Ned. He's so honorable that its a detriment to himself and those around him. Which is extra ironic he throws away the Stark side of him for the Targ in a heartbeat. Even Tormund said he belonged in the North.
>t. stannisfag incel
kys
>Reddit doesn't like Melly
What a surprise. At least we know she really does belong in S tier now. Reddit has the worst taste in everything.
because all female tullys are fucking retarded
hoster tully was cool
the blackfish was based
edmure was radmure
but lysa was a lunatic bitch and catelyn was a bitter and cold person
>D&D basically pandered the whole Dorne line in the show with minorities and "yas" women, and look how the plot and writing went there.
This isn't true. Fact is, D&D are bad writers. And they have become infatuated with facial emoting, over real writing. They held special favor for the Ellaria actress. They liked the faces she could make. So they wrote the story around her.
Also, David Benioff has a weird fetish for ambiguously ethnic brown women. So he could have been thinking with his dick as well. A mix of actress favoritism, and attraction.
All Dornish women were meant to be Ethnic anyway. Save for Tyene, who was supposed to have blond hair and light eyes. But keep in mind that Doran is still her father, so she's probably just a light mix. A "mutt", if you will.
So as for pandering to minorities, this makes no sense. They were going to cast minorities for the sand snakes regardless of the shitty writing.
As for the "yas" women thing. That was a part of the Dorne plot in the book as well. Albeit, the book plot didn't end in Doran's assassination.(at least not yet) However, the character Arianne is very much about defying her father, so that she can put a female(Myrcella) on the throne. She does this by manipulating Myrcella's king's guardman, causing him to forsake his vows for her pussy. But she gets caught by her dad and locked up in a tower until her will is broken, and she finally conforms to Doran's plans. This isn't meant to make Doran look good. Arienne is young and stupid sure. But also Doran comes across as an oppressive Patriarchy, while Arienne and the Sand Snakes act as liberating feminists. D&D just gave Ellaria a mutated version of this plot, because they like the actress so much.
And all this gets to the heart of the matter: Bad artists create bad art. It can be easy to look at this, and blame women and minorities. But ultimately, male whites skinned jews fucked up.
...
Show Stannis is fucking trash beyond Dillane being him.
afraid of the word kawaii?
BOBBY B IS NOT MY LOVER
HE'S JUST A KING
HE SAYS I AM THE ONE
BUT JOFFERY IS NOT HIS SON.
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I guess noone after 20 would understand this slang.
Women like Roose Bolton?
DABID! DABID! THE WATER FROZE UP NORTH SO WATER LEVELS FELL.
THATS HOW WINTER WORKS, DABID!
RIGHT DABID?!
Dillane isn't even acting. He's just like that.
Going to enjoy this wank, thanks.
someone post the pic of GRRM with the group of brown woymen
Cleganebowl needed to be its own thing that everyone else watched like how it might go down in the books in a trial by combat, instead of randomly in the middle of some big battle getting maybe 30 seconds screen time.
Wait till you watch episode 6 to change your perspective about fanservice lmao
Based user, did you make a new webm of Dany??
Cleganebowl needs to be its own episode.
>women
>>Cleganebowl probably isn't going to live up to hype
It was fanservice from the start, it was never going to live up to the hype. I'm just angry they're butchering the Hound in order to force it
*COUGH*
and harrenhall, I shuppo-
*VOMITS*
thatsh off the-
*CHOKES*
the table ash-
*SHITS SELF*
ash shweel?
*BLEUGH*
ree just take me back bros. what good shows should i watch that ended as good as they started?
>Tyene
>Doran is still her father
Oberyn
t-there's no more whey
How is GRRM going to make Stannis burning Shireen make sense in the books?
did she ask to be burned alive or something
why is drogon stuck on land like a cuck
>no Jorah, the daddiest of them all
Where!? Where is King Slanding?
HE ISN'T
That's why he won't finish them. he can't make it make sense cus it doesn't
The thing is Doran's ready for war in the bools, just in a smart way. Show Doran was a pacifist which made his murder even worse
This show is not rewatchable anymore
i only care about the memes at this point
Stannis has always been shit so the sane as the show
>why is drogon stuck on land like a cuck
so the ballistae wouldn't absolutely rek him.
*freeze frame*
*record scratch*
Melyy will do it without permission.
Al Gore predicted this!
to be fair this mf did age like a fine wine
I want her to look at me like that when she's crushing my balls
No one. The building collapses on her.
Ah crap, I knew that. Brain slipped.
Honestly, how to even watch when you know 80% is basically a giant red herring
He objectively does look better than before.
>ballistas can’t hurt dragons sitting on the ground
why is everyone obsessed with the throne when it's the hand that controls everything
In the books he leaves Shireen at the wall.
kissu kissu
Because the King can just tell the hand to fuck off?
The hand works for the King, not the other way around.
Hopefully soon
they are always shown pointing at a 30 degree+ angle, it is safe to assume that they can't aim downward to afford a greater verticle angle in a fight versus an airborne target.
Why don't royals dress this nice anymore?
Didn't D and D say Stannis kills her in the books, or that's what they were told?
If ballistas could destroy ships why would anyone ever invent cannons
STILLS SO GOOD YOU COULD JUST BURY YOUR FACE IN EM
Implying he won’t retreat to the wall and kill shireen in the book
it really is like that drawing of the horse, isn't it?
Why does /got/ hate reddit when 90% of you newfags go there and post reddit memes like this cough shit?
the website gets it
>tywin fucks off
>mad king dies
>ned fucks off
>bobby dies
seems like the hand is more important to me
Stannis killing Shireen makes no sense. She isn't even with him.
>there are still people who claim that men don't age better than women
jon is fine wine and she's milk
Imagine in ten years or so, this ageless motherfucker, standing next to his haggard, sinewy, man jaw of a wife. Oh sure, she looks fine now. But you know the wall is just around the corner. She already has zero body fat as it is. She's going to get super gaunt and angular.
is this really happening?
lmao
kill me bros
It's because women have thinner skin than men, and thus the sun can penetrate it more and prematurely age it.
what role would he play?
obsessed in making giant dicks
He goes back to get her
youre retarded ballistas were siege weapons meant for ground targets that’s how they excel, they aren’t limited to aerial targets
It's just perspective really. Men look good with lines on their face, because experienced men are valuable. Experience women are not.
Jon Snow
No.
Cursed image
would wife her
Soul
Hahahaha!
no you fucking idiot
LINK IT
how do you know
She's always been gorgeous even when she was a teen.
>tfw no qt Dutch gf
The dialogue with her and Liam Cunningham is hilarious on the older seasons episodes.
They've been friends for years. When they told the story of how he groped and squeezed her tits because he thought they were fake ones just for the show and found out they were very real is brilliant.
Implying Stannis wouldnt do this.
This unites both of the strongest claims under his house, since she marries into the Baratheons.
Now all he needs is to get a son outta her
i miss him
House reboot.
What does sex feel like bros?
>seth mcfarlane saw this face when she was blowing him
HOW?
Is he the only "Stark" child who didn't age like shit? What's Robb looking like?
BBBBVBVVBLUEUEUEUAUARRRRGHGHG
too much snow, no time, everyone will be dead before he reaches the wall
I can see Mel getting desperate after bad news, and burning Shireen without Stannis's consent.
BaURGHH
*COUGH*
BAA-URGHHH
*WHEEZ*
BASED
*VOMITS*
By E6 it'll all be in ruins,blackened and blooded with the lives of multiple main characters all dead before the throne.
I wonder if a new song about the Red Keep will be created similar to the Rains of Castamere?
so I've seen youtube a bit and reddit and it looks like 100% of the world hates got S8. Is there literally anyone who doesnt shit on it? kinda funny
Her sister was in the British show Fresh Meat
>not to mention the letter from ramsay and stannis precarious situation, retreating to the wall would be suicide
>oh these are pretty good
>thanks they're mine
>WHY'D YOU SHOW THEM TO ME THEN
honestly, i can't bring myself to rewatch the first few seasons
i know i would enjoy them, but after i'm done with season 4 i'd just get incredibly mad and depressed because all these plots about tyrion, about jon&the wall, about the white walkers, about jaime, they lead fucking nowhere and the unrealized potential would make me seethe hard
like being this banana
why is he perfect bros?
Perverts always find a way!
>Euron is obviously not going to summon a kraken with blood magic
what would summoning a giant squid actually accomplish?
>youre retarded
And yet the ones used in the show have only been used as AAA.
Perhaps instead of ballistae I should have called them Scorpions and your autism would have sated?
Even when they destroyed the opposing fleet using them they never sank below 30 degrees because they were so far away.
Literally nothing you post now will refute my original statement.
>cherry picked images
She has aged just fine, still more beautiful than anyone ITT could ever get their hands on.
when did this part happen kek
looks like Carice took all the good genes
>stannisfag fanfic escapisms
oh nononono
He's literally got better looking with age.
Same for Nikolaj desu.
It's true about male sexual worth being at its peak between age 30-55 before nosediving.
absolute favorite GoT still of all time
true
he has bank jews on his side now but it's late
Who would win between Eurons Fleet and Ramsay Snow with 20 good men?
richard madden aged well, yes
him and kit are the only starks who grew up without looking like potatoes
Gods I wish that were me.
Fuck
man I'd nut in 10 seconds
Thank you for your service stillposter
ASOIAF krakens sink ships
here's mine
Brienne pussy so lame it undid a whole personal growth arc
>white banana on black girl
Is this now rascist against black or white?
vocaroo.com
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the realm, tyrion
you vastly overestimate her beauty
my ex was hotter than current dany (which isn't hard to accomplish)
Not just a giant squid, a fucking kraken. In the books that Iron Islands are more Lovecraftian, it'd be nice to see at least a little inspiration from that for the show rather than "lol the Iron Fleet is just pirates lol they're really good at naval combat ahahhaaa loool"
Oh god haha
Aryan genetics
She objectively looks hot but she also looks like my mom so I don't like admitting it.
Euron is only one good man and shirtless Ramsay has a bonus against Ironborn.
>im an undead husk let me just pick up this loli to check her out for a sec
for what purpose
White bois can't fite. ARGHHHHHHHH.
>tall
>handsome
>loses a hand and still manages to fight
>pretends to be selfish but goes north to fight for the living
Time will tell if he's still based at the end.
What the fuck?
Why is Kano there?
What could possibly warrant putting fucking Kano as part of the 20 good men?
Hey look, a scene that implies darkness without being pitch black.
it feels good fren, its definetly a great experience but nothing lifechanging so don't think about it too much, after the first time i personally felt like "ok so that's sex, what's the big deal about, i don't feel any different"
Still mad they didn't meet after both their keikaus went horribly off track
you want a new dad?
they were already in their 20s when the show started filming
>That fire next to Shireen
Bro ... what did you do
Goddammit. This is the best thing since I've been a part of /got/. I missed creation of all the classics.
Actually he doesn't abandon the cause. His deeds from the moment Season 2's redemption arc began will bring him honour,redemption and fill this book.
Best character by far.
No she wasn't.
/got/ is based and redpilled
It's more that they just hate episode 4, they liked it until now
It's weird because episode 4 was by far the best episode of the season.
supplies the weapons
*COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*
Mine is this one now but I like pic related a lot too
>pretends to be selfish but goes north to fight for the living
>hears serC is about to die
>starts riding south to protec her
Great characterization Dabid.
fuck he's hot
seeing him shirtless in the show actually made me bi
AAAHHH SNEKS SAVE ME
Why would they write the insult everyone calls him into the tome? lmao
because i'm a geophysicist and that's clickbait garbage
if all of the glaciers melted and the sea levels rose a few inches the change in pressure at the bottom of the ocean would be negligible. beyond that plates don't fucking sink all at once, you can't compress thousands of miles of molten rock with a couple psi pressure difference, plates sink at subduction zones, nowhere else
>Dabid how are we going to King's Landing now we don't have the Dubrovnik or Spain sets
>Just CGI up part of Northern Ireland to look a bit more Mediterranean, no one will notice
*picture of Shang Tsung with an RPG.jpg*
JOO HRAPED HER! JOO MURDERED HER! JOO KEELED HER NINOS!
>because i'm a geophysicist
doubt
actually nothing special. my ex and i both liked foreplay way more than actually sticking it in her
peak score
anonfile com / R9B6Lfo4ne / stonemen_mp3
fuck, that face and hair is the perfect mix between pretty and masculine, what a chad
>tfw you will never look like him
Just fuck my genes up
new thread plz
>made me bi
Finding a man sexually attractive doesn't make you gay.
If you want to put yourself into that being, then you are gay.
it was cold and melly said it'd fix it
Is Brienne's body double a dude?
I don't understand how some find him so good a character. He's an asshole with little or no honor. He couldn't even stand up to bitch Cersei when she tried to kill Tyrion more or less always. He killed an innocent boy like it was nothing. Incest!! Fuck that guy, if he was a real person he would deserve life in prison or the electric chair.
Because that's all he's known for when Joffrey was around. When Joffrey taunts him and says "A 40 year old knight and no great deeds" really stuck with me. Such a great scene.
We know the truth. It wasn't murder. He was a hero.
Bran can correct that. I really hope they remember that.
>mfw everyone forget about that fight
It was a good fight ):
nobody can beat this deadly allience
Duh? Ballistas are anti air. If you land your dragon it becomes a land unit. Learn to play, scrub.
>Finding a man sexually attractive doesn't make you gay.
I know she's just a punk kid and all. But the way she runs is still pathetic. She looked so bad. I mean, she acted it well. That's pretty much how I expect a rage filled and unskilled child to run. In fact, i think I've seen it in real life a number of times. I wonder what her classmates think about the scene. Seems like something someone would get bullied for.
>tyrions face
kek
just because you project your poor social skills and low attractiveness onto others doesn't mean you're right
>doubt
user you can also pick the legit ones because they use jargon more obscure than the average troll would know and get autistic enough about their topic to reply in depth
you can make manlet memes all you want but this guy's face and hair are ridiculously OP
>tfw he creampied that hot foreign pussy every night
Man, I remember this show.
It was a good show.
Too bad it's over now.
Yes.
Is Brienne a dude, yes.
That was Jaime's chance to be with a man but not "with a man" that is why he layed with her.
HER NINOS?
DUNNO WHAT DAT IS BUT I BLOODY GAVE HER A GOOD JOSHING
GGRHGHRHHR
I don't usually make threads. But no one else was doing it.
thank you
Robert threads are fun. GoT threads suck, and there are too many of them. Stick to one, faggots.
Jew?
I wanted more rape god damnit
You can say what you want about me, but your gf was not even close to Emlia.
>her spine is probably broken but she gets up and charges
>the giant picks her up and holds her to his face for no reason
>she still survives the crushing
>her axe turns into a sword/dagger
what the fuck is this scene? dabid should just let her die by being punched aside, this scene just makes me think that they were being too nice to the actress and wanted to give her an EPIC ending scene
It's the commander of the Kingsguard who writes in the white book and Selmy hated Jaime's guts
>chose that foreign pussy instead of qtfrey
>as a result died and lost 40 years of qtfrey pussy use potential
most retarded character in the series
Emilia is shit, a 6.5/10 with makeup on.
It literally doesn't.
Being able to appreciate another man's body and aesthetic is the absolute distinction between a straight man and a homosexual.
If you see a beautiful or handsome (rugged) man and see them as such you are a normal and totally hetero human bean.
If you see them as someone to implant your seed you are a faggot and should probably lynch yourself the next time you are near a tall enough structure.
/fit/ bobby is best bobby
He was so much cuter in the earlier seasons.
Is it just the man bun?
and once again, i don't see why you think everyone here is so inept that they can't land a 7+, probably because you project your failures with women onto others
She looks better in s8 than s7
Like all normalfags he's about 6 years late on that.
AN INSPIRING SIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE
>He's an asshole with little or no honor
Wrong
>He couldn't even stand up to bitch Cersei when she tried to kill Tyrion more or less always
He helped his brother escape. He refused to allow Cersei to kill him. Lets not forget Cersei has had multiple chances to kill Tyrion, yet she hasn't just like last episode. Leaks suggest a twist is imminent.
>He killed an innocent boy
Err which one? Depends on context aswell.
>Incest
Big deal. It's common practice if taboo. Even today the Islamic faith intermarries first cousins. Some countries allow it legally between brothers and sisters and in the context of nobility interbreeding has always been the method to keep the line pure for every monarchy and imperial family on Earth. It's also the most common sexual fantasy. It doesn't mean people will ever carry it out though obviously.
Targaryens are incest lovers. Jon is Dany's nephew for example and she still wants to have him inside her.
>He would deserve life in prison or the electric chair
Calm down lad. Hardly. Leaders of countries have done far worse things than Jaime Lannister has ever done.
She's a 9.
And your gf was at the most a 6. Probably 4 or 5. Maybe you believe she was more. But she wasn't
shes really hot with normal hair
i pity you, imagine actually defending a woman you never met and interacted with against people on the internet
at least i fucked my girl, you'll never even see your overrated waifu
>Canon
The idea of canon has ruined every major franchise created within the last 30 years.
Danish Genes AKA Aryan
I hate danyfags as much as anyone but you're just another one of those retarded cunts who indirectly flatter themselves by overrating the women they are dating/have dated.
If you were banging 9s on the daily you wouldn't be on fucking Yea Forums arguing with dumbasses about something as retarded as "if an actress is good looking or not".
>He helped his brother escape. He refused to allow Cersei to kill him. Lets not forget Cersei has had multiple chances to kill Tyrion, yet she hasn't just like last episode. Leaks suggest a twist is imminent.
He has not saved Tyrion except from that one time. It's the only time he actually dared doing anything that his sister disapproved of. If Cersei had been a little more resourceful she would've killed Tyrion. Tyrion was never alive because of his doing. Except that one time. Bravo, he managed to help him once. One time he wasn't a coward and a pussy who licked Cersei's feet.
>Err which one? Depends on context aswell.
Ok, he tried to kill (brandon). LOSERS kill small boys, not men. He's a loser.
>Big deal
Yes it's disgusting.
>Even today the Islamic faith
Lmao, ok so he's equalent of a muslim. Got you, he is the lowest type of human? Fine by me. I agree.
>Calm down lad.
I am calm, I use strong words and I mean them. But I am calm.
He is NOT a good character. One of the TOP LOSERS in the show.
no it literally does
Wanting to be like the man and admiring his discipline to look and carry himself the way he does is No Homo.
But Sexually being attracted to another man makes you a fag bro sorry.
>at least i fucked my girl,
Yes and I think that's great. Best of luck to you in your life. But you'll never have a woman like Emilia.
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