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how to end the war in 5 seconds using show logic
>arya travels to king's landing and kills cersei
>bran wargs into somebody and kills cersei
>missandei sacrifices herself and kills cersei
>bronn kills cersei (if he can pass the winterfell guards why he should have a problem killing cersei?)
>everyone pretends this is a big deal
>everyone will pretend any other big threat is a big deal even though arya/bran can deal with everything
great show everybody.
Daily reminder /got/ is ending, and with that, a era of television ends. There will never be a global phenomenon like GOT again, that isn't an agenda push series. GoT was made just as all of the PC push began, and merely escaped it, and as we've seen in the last few seasons, even then slowly but surely got in. An all white cast like GoT will NEVER ever be made again, ever. See the new prequel series. When GoT ends, a part of us goes with it. We can't have another LOTR, and we can't have another GOT. A perfect example, the new Witcher series adaptation on Netflix, go look at the cast, to make yourself have a hearty, hearty chuckle.
Weird that it's going to end... shit, as well.
what an odd fucking feel.
>and who are you...
this is reality
holy fuckniggering shit, absolutely kino
the real end to episode 4
You can tell the person saying this is a Yea Forumseddit from their down syndrome way of speaking.
>L-LYANNA
Yeah I hate niggers and chinks too.
Yeah, I don't give a shit.
it was fun while it lasted user
>bran wargs into cersey and jump from highest tower of Red Keep
>i know who iam
Chad Jorah dies a hero while defending Daenerys
Virgin Jon rides a dragon for most of the battle and gets his little sister to kill the Night King
first time making a thread?
>Jaime goes back to Cersei because he's addicted to her and even though he gets a shot at something better he refuses and crawls back to her arms
man WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE FAGGOTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This actually makes me feel kind of hollow inside.
What's even the point of getting exited about things anymore?
Depressed Dany.
GoT was always about subverting good and wholesome fantasy like that of Tolkien. This is something that's had an agenda long before the PC push. But, that's okay. With the death of George ASOIAF will be forgotten. Everyone's turning on this subversion crap anyway.
/got/
>but it was the purest love either of them would ever receive
The purest form of love is only one.
can't wait for the bells to trigger her
quite based
claim your waifu
DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG
even though the plot makes no sense and the next book will never come out, maybe the real game of thrones was the friends we made on the way
who does her hair like that? she even had curls this episode, she wakes up and has curls done?
>GoT was made just as all of the PC push began
lmao i love this meme
GoT/asoiaf was always a feminist/pc garbage and grrm was a self proclaimed feminist before some woman told him he can't be a feminist because he's a man (and he agreed)
grrm is also a kike....a fact that was discovered this year.
I WAS A FOOKIN LEGEND IN /got/.
we looked for you in the catalog
CERSEI
yes dude
KILL THE DRAGON. LOOK AT ME. KILL THE DRAGON. SHES LITTERALLY GETTING ON IT, AS WE SPEAK. SHE LITTERALLY GETTING ON IT-- LETS LITT-- CERSEI. KILL THE DRAGON NOW. PLEASE. KILL IT. ORDER THE MEN TO FIRE -- SHES FLYING AT US. CERSEI. SHE IS FLYING THE FUCKING DRAGON AT-- CERSEI.
nobody fire
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-- WHY? OH FUCK. OH FUCK OH CHRIST IT FLEW OVER-- SHES LITTERALLY BURNING DOWN KINGS LANDING. CERSEI. FIRE NOW. SURELY, FIRE NOW. FIRE THE BALLISTAS, THE LITTERAL WALL OF THEM, AT THE DRAGON-- SHE'S KILLING THE CHILDREN
nobody fire
WHAT THE FUCKARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU DUMB CUNT. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. SHE IS LITTERAL--
*the screams of children burning alive are heard*
SHES LEGIT-- NO, LOOK AT ME, LEGIT, SHE JUST GOING TO SPECIFIC NURSERIES IN KINGS LANDING, JUST THE NURSERIES AND BURNING THEM DOWN. FIRE NOW, WE NEED TO FIRE IT RIGHT NOW
ok fine fire
THANK YOU
on the small army of unsullied
WHAT THE FUC-- NO. FUCK THE UNSULLIED, NO-- THE DRAGON-- CERSEI. THE DRAGON. CERSEI. THE FUCKING DRAGON, IT'S KILLING EVERYBODY, SHES LITTERALLY KILLING EVERYBODY, THERE COULDN'T BE MORE DEATH. THERE COULDN'T BE MORE DEATH THAN WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW. KINGS LANDING IS ON ACTUAL FIRE. THATS IT, SOLDIERS, FIRE ON THE DRAGON
we don't fire unless cersei tells us
kek based
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BASED? YOU BLONDE CUNT YOU DU-- WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BASED? THEY'RE-- SHES KILLING EVERYBODY, SHES LITTERALLY AS WE SPEAK, LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT.
*cersei pulls out a giant cup from starbucks, takes a sip* yummy yummy, makes me tummy do the funny funny tingle feelings
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
you want some dude?
...CERSEI
*game of throne theme starts playing*
>Bring your own handcuffs.
Damn, male Lysa looks like a Chad.
based black sails poster
why would they """fire""" a ballista, genious?
The books aren't about EPIC SUBVERSIONS.
The whole point of the books is that Ned's way of doing things was right all along. Sure, Tywin being a dickhead puts his house ahead in the short term, but as soon as the Lannisters are in trouble, they're surrounded on all sides by their enemies and devoured. Why? Because everyone hates them and Tywin never bothered himself with caring. Whereas at the same time, literally the entire North is rising up to put Ned's kids back in Winterfell even though the war has already been lost, simply because they admire his honor and are disgusted with the Lannisters.
>oh well, you won
what the fuck
>do you want to know how many (you)'s i could get on a single post? seven (you)'s!
How many silvers did they pay him to kill a person down in Gin Alley?
Someone make an actual /got/ general please, OP is a fag
Can someone please explain bellposting?
Melisandre
>tight body, pale skin, beautiful red hair
>magic powers including resurrection
t. Speedreader. Lords in the North are STILL conspiring against the Starks, independently of the Boltons. When they're not even around. What do you think the Barbary Dustin Squad is doing?
>The books aren't about EPIC SUBVERSIONS.
they are not subversions, but that's how d&d and hbo were selling the show.
the books are in reality historical fan fiction by grrm, who realized people would only read his history wankfest if it had "small" fantasy elements
Female Tommen is mine.
according to the leaks that have been true so far, dany gets triggered by the ringing of the king's landing bells and goes full mad targaryen mode
The dog is ill, your grace
>Because everyone hates them and Tywin never bothered himself with caring
Well, it's implied at the end of ADWD by Varys that Kevan was going to stabilize the kingdom and make Tommen the definite king, so the Lannisters were going to win.
Dany gets triggered by the bells of King's Landing and orders her army to start sacking the city
we're already 50 posts in and the thread has barely been up. Calm down.
>Emilia is a bad acto-
*STANDING OVATION AS THE CREDITS PLAY*
THEY'VE DONE IT AGAIN. D@D HAVE DONE IT AGAIN.
Unless they constantly ring the bell I don't get why that would trigger Dany?
The only thing I can think of is Theon getting buttblasted over Ramsay's constant horn blowing. But that was over a long time and he couldn't sleep because of it.
Told ya n...
*cough*
not to tr...
*cough*
trust me.
>100,000 walking corpses
>conveniently trickle in 1 by 1, and politely take turns attacking the main characters
so much plot armour, this is a joke.
How many fucking times did a main character face certain death, only for the camera to switch to a different scene. Then it switches back to the character facing certain death, and that swarm of zombies just magically disappeared and hes only surrounded by a couple zombies. Then a friend of the main character jumps in from literally nowhere and saves them.
I can't enjoy it anymore, this went from a political drama set in a dark fantasy world into a Michael Bay action flick. The show writers have given up and just keep inserting deus ex machina after deus ex machina and are utterly shameless about it, because the brainless normis lap this shit up. Beer and popcorn for the beer and popcorn god. Finally, the fans are rewarded with absolutely fucking basic mindless action.
>Tommen the definite king
*High Sparrow
Tommen is a puppet
HELLS BELLS DANY THAT IS FINAL
Jonette best girl
I would definitely let male Ygritte impregnate me
The drowned god will rise up to destroy Aegon the conqueror
>her mother's penis
>14 inches
Why would Star Wars have an all white cast?
I kind of get the Witcher, because of the world it's based in, and the book material already has pre established character appearances. So it's kind of retarded for them to cast white characters as black all willy-nilly.
But why do you give a fuck if Star Wars has an all white cast?
>Female Bran
Season 1 was the best season
THEN GO FETCH ME THE DOG MAESTER
Bells trigger Cersei's walk of shame PTSD and she sets off the wildfire.
stannis
That Jamie. Holly fuck, both times blessed by genetics!
Female Viserys.
Is this the best theme in the OST?
youtube.com
Pandering to minorities is bad because minorities have even lower IQ's so the media itself will be degraded and have shit writing.
Going to winning by having the North and the Riverlands in chaos, the Vale under littlefinger control, Euron and his gang plotting magical disasters, Dorne planning a master plan against the Lannister, and with all of that Daenerys in the end coming is hardly a stabilization
i don't think anyone disputes that
for me, it's
1 > 2 > 3 >>> 4 >>>>>>> 6 > 5 >>> 7 > 8
Why not
>female Viserys
Wtf I hate Dany now
>Manisandre is ugly as fuck
Who would have guessed
I hope arya will die in the next episode cuz she's too op
This, Cersei was the one who fucked everything up for the Lannisters. She thought that she was as capable as her father.
based
I WILL END INCELDOM
>generic epic fantasy hanz zimmer music
the best part of the game of thrones soundtrack remains the ironborn theme and the variations of rains of castamere and you're a plebian if you disagree
you can try targshit, oh what is that? do you hear that
>he doesn't know that Dany is just trap Viserys and he's been playing the long con to get the Iron Throne
Robb Stark is blessed also.
If you wouldn't fuck both Brans, you aren't a human being
>My Queen. I've come to have sex, as you commanded
>Jorah, sweetie, no. Sorry, no.
Don’t mind me, just posting the objectively most aesthetic character to ever exist in GoT history
That's why I don't like show's Cersei, they made her a Tywin without cock instead of the retard from the books who thinks that she is a Tywin without cock.
I would rank 6 a bit higher, it had its moments
Jean Snow is cute as fuck
Male Osha is gigaChad
>le extremely angry face
why are people memeing about emilia acting well now? she's almost as bad as she was in s3
so, are we going to see arya use her copy paste ability in the next two episodes? she has to fucking use the steal face spell at least one more time, surely? or is that too UNREALISTIC now?
God I can't wait for BASED Jon to brutally murder that dumb bitch Dany. You know how long I've waited for this? Jon is the pride of all manlets everywhere. He is proof we WILL rise up.
And Jon isn't even that short. He's 5'8, which is average. Fuck off Dany you stupid slut. Jon honestly should've punched her in the fucking mouth once he got word she said "someone taller." Guess what cunt? Jon's taking you out you fucking whore. And guess what else? You SLEPT with Jon. The "short" guy. Honestly Jon did her a favor lads. Jon could do better. Dany is legit autistic and completely unlikeable. Based Jon pumping and dumping her after her usefulness is up.
I can't wait to see the look on Dany's face when Jon gets fed up with her bullshit and puts her out of her misery. Hopefully he cuts her legs off, and while she lies there bleeding to death he'll say "AM I TALL ENOUGH NOW?"
God i fucking HATE Dany
Who wouldn’t want to be his sub in an unhealthy M&S slave relationship when he looks so handsome
so that's why her acting is so bad? lmao
>no stannis
>barely any tywin scenes
>shitton of catelyn scenes
>season 1 beric dondarion
>tyrion with no beard
>season 1 myrcella
>syrio forel
>lommy
YIKES...
Somebody make a jorah triggered gif asap
It is my destiny
>A tavern outside Winterfell
>Jon is all alone
>He sits in a booth
>He requests "Don't stop believing by the Journey"
>JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
>Sansa walks in and takes a seat
>"What looks good tonight?"
>"I dunno"
>"Arya's coming seperatley.. she had to see the maester.. switch birth control"
>Jon frowns
>Bran wheels in behind a man in a members only cloak
>IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNN
>"Mmmmm Pie"
>"Best in the seven kingdoms as far as im concerned"
>Arya is outside struggling to parallel park her horse
>"Shit.."
>Two Dothraki walk into the Tavern
>Members only cloak wearer looks over at Jon
>"How was work today Bran?"
>"All I did all day was sit in the Godswood having pointless visions"
>"You may not realise it now but you are formulating false prophesies"
>"It's a secondary character arc.. so buck up"
>"Focus on the good times I guess"
>"Don't be sarcastic"
>SEARCHING IN THE NIGHT
>Members only cloak wearer goes to the outhouse
>"went ahead and ordered a pie for the table
>HOLD ON TO THAT FEEEELAAAAAIIIIN
>DON'T STOP
>Cuts to black
>rains of castamere
upvoted
GBBGBGLLLLLLLLHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You might be disappointed.
Tyrion: Niggers.
*Generated*
Daenerys: ????
The Mountain stares at Missandei and says:
The Mountain (nigger): The Mountain is an arithmetical calculator. He's made of ice, snow and glass. In its case there shall be one square inch and a million times one mole.
A huge black hole opens from the crystal and the mountain rises up through the crystal.
Missandei falls through like a ragdoll.
The Mountain (nigger): This was the end.
Daenerys looks
>t. jon snow
Mrs Renly is hot