>The funny thing about Cheetos, Mr. Neet, is that they often leave an orange residue.
>We just examined your keyboard right now and found stains on the letters A D C E F G J K I N R S and U. Now why would that be?
>THIS IS A SET UP! YOU'RE TRYING TO FRAME ME COLUMBO. I SAW YOU! YOU TOUCHED MY KEYBOARD, JUST A FEW MOMENTS AGO!
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I'm just trying to figure out the word scramble here
The A D and J have me confused. Red herring?
*ahem
fuck niggers and jannies?
Yep that looks right. Good job user
One question remains however, why would a so called janitor be typing these things?
>and jannies
oh yeah
>Excuse me ma'am, sorry to bother ya. It's just this one thing you told the police in the report. It's been on my mind and I can't make heads or tails of it. You say that your last words to the deceased were...uh let's see here ah, "have sex."
>Now, I may not be an expert on the subject, Mrs. Columbo can attest to that, but I just wonder why would you tell a man who seems perfectly content with his err uh romantic situation to engage in intercourse? Were you trying to proposition him?
based Columbo posting
You see Mr. Bane that's what confuses me sir. Now I don't know much about airplanes, Mrs Columbo and I sir, we'd rather drive to be honest, but I do know planes fly at tremendous heights sir, that anybody who would be unfortunate enough and down on his luck to fall out would almost certainly die. That's what confuses me about your account sir, as you claim Mr Wilson shot your accomplice before throwing him out of the plane. That's very unusual to me sir. Why at all would it be deemed necessary for a seasoned CIA law enforcement agent like Mr Wilson to shoot a man right before tossing him from a moving aircraft?
What's the best episode of Columbo and why is it Death Lends A Hand?
>Just one more thing, mis-, I mean, ma'am. Remember my last visit? My Dog kept me company, who has this weird nature to be nervous around women. He tend to howl or even bark! Yet he was completely relaxed around you.
>And here are these family photos. How come your hand is always behind your back? Why is that, ma'am? I happen to notice that they're indeed biggish, 'bout the twice of mine, while it's well-know that females have tiny hands.
>Yet it was the fabric roll you carry around that didn't let me rest last night. Then it hit me! See, my wife's cousin, a great guy, avid Yankees fan who loves hot-dog, so, see, he's a repairmen. He has something similar: as a tool bag!
>Can you imagine? He just put the wrenches and whatnot into the pockets, roll up then go to work! Ever since then, I couldn't help but ask myself: why would a lady feel the need to keep a such bag on herself all the time? Well, miss...?
Colombo is so fuckin good
>One last thing, Mr. Simpson......you claimed that you took your Mercedes-Benz to buy farming supplies at Sneed's Feed and Seed....however....on the date the crime in question was committed...the shop was still named Chuck's. What do you make of this?
You made me spit out my drink
Congrats
My favorite episode was the one where they didn't show the murderer in the beginning.
>have Hungarian roots
>get a statue in Budapest
>P O T T E R Y