>Is that how you got your job?
Is that how you got your job?
Juan Perry
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Isaiah Reyes
mfw when not funny enough to participate in this thread
Aaron Allen
>At least we know how you got yours Mr. Feldstein
Noah Martin
No, we all have an innate desire not to participate in these threads because Jonah Hill already made the perfect response. Anything else is brainlet knee jerk tier.
Oliver Bennett
>I'm glad I came onto this show to be ridiculed by the local weather girl
reminder that what he said is STILL the best thing he could have said
Sebastian Phillips
literally the worst most generic "comebacks" got replies. at this point you can post anything here
William Foster
oh yeah well FUCK YOU LADY
Austin Hernandez
nah too whiny
Adam Martinez
>yeah and then I leave... to go and get a massive fucking dragon dildo that's like a lighyear in circumference fuck you stupidfuckingcuNTCOMEONLET-
>rips off shirt and his mic
>rolls over the table and flops onto the ground
>audience erupts in laughter
>SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHUT UP OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, I GOT LOTS OF FUCKING MONEY AND I'M A FUCKING KIKE OKAY??? I'LL HAVE YOU ALL FUCKING BURIED AAAAAAAHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRGRRRRRRR
>sprints towards local weather girl
>audience paralyzed in horror as they watch jonah brutally rape and finally snap the neck of the local weather girl within 60 seconds
>building evacuated as jonah continues to have sex with the limp body of the local weather girl
>gunned down by local police
David Adams
The problem is that he built his persona around being the guy to shit on then got fed up with getting shat on and now all his attempts at reinventing himself will be ridiculous because of his past
At this stage the best he can do for his sanity is just dropping from public eye. Not that bad of a deal desu, probably has enough millions to keep him going for the rest of his life but you never know with these people, may have squandered it all already
If you had like 100k you could live in 3rd world for 30-40 years with it if you spend it wisely, I know I'd be doing that if I had any money
Carter Hall
I saw a guy that looked kind of like Jonah Hill at the dmv yesterday
Cameron Rivera
you decided to do 'Lita yet?
Brayden Gray
based
Eli Torres
>You are such a whore
>and I love it
>you go girl
>*high fives Miles Teller
It's not that hard.
Joseph Sanchez
He earned 16 million dollars that very year
Robert Watson
>at least I still get work Jonah
Caleb Long
Are you a fan of Bobo the clown perhaps?
Oliver Thomas
A grim reminder that no matter how much money you make in clapistan, Europeans will still laugh at you for being a fat American.
John Moore
What Jonah should have said and been done with it:
>Blow it out your bologna flaps, you chode-hammered harpie. How many lifeguards ordered you out of the pool because you appeared to have drowned a flying squirrel in your bikini bottoms?
Jayden Myers
> I don't mess with prostitutes
Kayden Rivera
Get the fuck back in your cage you TRASH
Easton Wood
>meeting a fellow coworker would be pretty embarrassing
Jordan Price
This is a semi-nonsensical response. She got her job by sleeping for Brad Pitt? This is y-you too tier.
Colton James
You should probably just delete your Yea Forums account
Julian Gonzalez
>had a great Marcella comeback once
>didnt even post her picture
>everybody laughed
felt great
Gavin Lopez
DELETE THIS
Liam Gonzalez
>is that why you don't talk to your mom any more?
Connor Reed
>hahahaha true i am fat and unappealing hahaha
hes one of us he has negative self esteem
Dylan Rogers
Elder Gods I finally understand. She must win!
Nolan Brooks
At that point I would leave the show
That's not banter
Blake Gomez
t. can't handle the bantz
Logan Carter
>calling her a whore is light-hearted bants
>ur mother is not
2fragile4u
Michael Cox
no I asked a couple times in alita threads what the most paintable meme is and didn't get any bites. Probably would do the fingers on cheeks meme
Daniel White
You have to laugh at the person in front of you, not his mom
Alexander Young
What is the best one of these you ever saw? What's the one comeback that was come up with that stuck with you as a good choice?
Josiah Sullivan
She legit calls herself a whore by staging an orgy with my friends
I could probably also mention she is married to a literal moor, but whatever
Levi Cox
>be a famous comedian
>invited onto the show because you're funny
>run away like a delicate snowflake because you need a script for witty comebacks
it checks out
Ethan Price
>she legit
Well that explains why you're so fragile, zoom-zoom.
Justin Allen
That bait is kind of pathetic while you laugh at Jonah's lack of wit
Ryan Sanchez
So I take it someone mentioned the fact that all it took for him to be a movie star was to meet Steven Spieldberg and be Jewish?
Matthew Russell
Levi Gray
>With a career like yours, you should probably learn to start soon too
Eli Anderson
>And they don't mess with you
Landon Lee
I'm going to let you in on a secret. If you think something is bait, you should just not respond. Responding makes you appear to be a "I think you're dumb but I'm going to engage with you anyway" type which is the exact type of person a shitposter is fishing for. If you can't help yourself in responding, then calling it bait makes you appear weak-willed.
Elijah Green
Brayden Diaz
BASED AND REDPILLED
Hunter Sanders
The best comeback so that you don't end up sounding like the tasteless woman she is would be something like
> I would gladly do it because I personally don't know you enough to get in bed. The problem will probably be my friends.i think their beds are already crowded with all those to top models they hang out with, but I will ask them anyway
Noah Torres
This changes everything
Thank you for the advice! I don't want to look weak in this board
Julian Watson
John Hernandez
too wordy crowd falls asleep
David Bell
It's like you don't understand
In showbiz, being a weather girl is next to being a server at McDonald's
He acknowledges it as a way to diminish her importance
But you wait for him to call get a whore hurr Durr
Jaxon Turner
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Cooper Russell
>YOU HEARD OF CARROT TOP?
Carson Howard
>being a server at McDonald's
Isn't that what Jonah was before he laid the "help me I'm Jewish" routine on Senior Spieldbergo?
Luis Nguyen
What the FUCK would Micheal Cera even do?
Kevin Morris
He's on her show and he proceeded to get huffy immediately after his delivery. She won that exchange and she wins in every time line.
Mason Ramirez
Ok we finally outed OP as a Jonah hater
Poor lad
Who hurt you in Hollywood?
Lincoln Sullivan
That's not her show, retard
It was a segment were she participated
Euro shows pull that type of shit to make it more varied every day
Jaxon Taylor
>By not fucking a fat jew? No, instead I sent my resume like everyone else.
Samuel Rivera
hollywoodreporter.com
>where a co-host
>co-host
Lucas Turner
>Here's a riddle for you, Jonah: Only one of us put in work to earn their career and I'm not jewish. Which of us didn't benefit from nepotism?
Michael Hall
And consumed twice as many calories!
Jackson Gray
Salty Hollywood reject in the thread
John Kelly
Co-host
Once again your know shit about those tv programs in EU, the same as the Hollywood reporter
They do ruined collabs
She is a weather girl
Jonah was in the top 10 most paid actors that year
Aiden Long
The best Jonah Hill / Ornella meme is the one where Jonah looks like Dr Strange and asks to bargain. I don't have the image saved but it's the best.
Andrew Johnson
yes i too love the marvel themed edits. do we have any more marvel themed edits? marvel themed edits are good
Oliver Wilson
Dylan Lewis
>Eat fresh, you stupid bitch.
Brody Lewis
So then we agree that is her show. Thanks for clarifying, Jonah.
Christian Walker