Previous A Lannister Frey bastard Bolton household septon maester and oathbreaker was teaching a class on Joffrey, a known usurper.
>Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship King Joffrey and accept that he was the most rightful king the realm has ever known, even greater than Aegon the Conqueror!
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-Stannis Night's Watch ranger who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war against the Others and fully supported all military decision made by his grace stood up and held up a sword.
>What are the Baratheon features?
The arrogant maester smirked quite Freyishly and smugly replied >Black hair, blue eyes and square jawlines, you stupid red cultist.
" >Yes. If Joffrey was the trueborn son of King Robert, as you say … then he would've had black hair and blue eyes. Stannis is the true king! A monster sits the Iron Throne, an abomination born of incest!
The maester was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Lineages and Histories of the Great Houses of the Seven Kingdoms. He stormed out of the room crying those Lannister crocodile tears.
The novices applauded and all pledged allegiance to House Baratheon of Dragonstone that day and accepted Azor Ahai as their lord and savior. A stag named "The Night is Dark and Full of Terrors" galloped into the room and shed a tear on the fallen Baratheon banner. The vow of the Night's Watch was read several times, and R'hllor himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the kingdom.
The maester lost his chain and was fired the next day. He died of the grey plague and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
A R G H . Bring the ladders! LET'S TAKE THIS CITY!
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i'd put a new category, below anyone else, for shae, but yeah that's pretty much it
Jack Ramirez
what a chaotic sight
Aaron Mitchell
Gods she’s beautiful
Evan Perez
>wearing pants above your waist up to the navel >armor neatly tucked in The Boomer Company
Justin Reed
but you dont cry when hbo shows a photo of them not carrying one on their hip. you guys are just desperate to tear apart the tiniest details while being hypocritical about it
B O O A A R . . BRING MORE LADDERS BEFORE I PISS MYSELF!
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What if the leakers made a mistake, and Cersei is the one that goes mad because of bells reminding her of 'SHAME'? Would make more sense even though i hope dany goes mad and dies
Great tier is too crowded, I'd move them all down to good except Cersei, Cat, Roose and Jaime. Robert, Brother Ray and Tywin down to Great. Rest looks accurate.
what makes you think these leaks are any more accurate than the last 3 times there were "leaks"
Jordan Rodriguez
>The Golden Company, fabled sellswords of Blackfyre pretenders >where all the commanders wear their weight in gold jewellery because they have no use of a bank and choose to wear their wealth upon them >just a bunch of Unsullied rip-offs without the no-pain-thing, wearing gold armour instead of brown God fucking dammit, man.
I was so looking forward to Dany going mad queen in the books, but D&D's awful rendition left a bad taste in my mouth, George should've just told them false endings
Oliver Scott
because these leaks are months old and have predicted everything about episode 3 and 4 correctly, to the very last detail
damn is that the new kings landing behind her? its really changed
Ayden Gray
She's just an eccentric dork irl.
Angel Lee
>I was so looking forward to Dany going mad queen in the books, but D&D's awful rendition left a bad taste in my mouth, George should've just told them false endings
I'm still holding out hope he changes his mind and this is the false ending.
Asher Brown
Aye 10 years ago, now she looks like a washed up old hag. Aged terribly, Mesliandre is better.
Mason Scott
what are you talking about? she's so cute and silly and lovable
Bentley Wood
>every time a targaryen is born, the gods flip a coin to see if they'll be a madman >superior genetics kek daynes have the most superior genetics in westeros
>mfw dragons finally get what they deserve >mfw Danyfags finally get what they deserve >Mfw showfags finally get what they deserve
Nobody gave a shit when they gutted Stannis like a fish. Nobody cared when the SS Character Assassination came for Jaime. People's eyes glazed over when I told them what a joke show Euron was. Nobody noticed Stoneheart, Griff, Belwas, Victarion or Arianne Martell not existing.
But now the tables have turned. Now Danyfags are finally having to deal with the bullshit they've wilfully ignored for years. And they can't fucking stand it.
I get it, Varys cares about the people and doesn't want Dany going Mad Queen.
But a direct attack on King's Landing with dragons, while admittedly costing innocent lives, is probably the fastest way to end the war. Varys knows Cersei is batshit, he knows Cersei literally blew up a Sept with thousands of innocents. It seems odd that he's kvetching about Dany being too brutal in conquering King's Landing.
Like seriously just kill Cersei. Call her bluff for once. It's nasty, but it's war, and we know if they try to play goodie two shoes Cersei will kill all of King's Landing anyways.
His face seems really smug and annoying, I can tolerate smugness from women because deep down they're weak, I can't tolerate smugness from a man, sorry but he had to go.
>Sand Snakes whitewashed >They cast an Italian, a Hapa and a Maori >In the books Tyene is blonde and blue eyed
Samuel Fisher
He should've told them nothing and let them finish the show however they like, I'm convinced this would've resulted in something that, while not an appropriate sendoff for the show itself, would still have some merit on its own. Something that would at least be consistent and coherent despite being badly written, what we got is neither.
Jaxson Powell
If you consider her aging badly then I hate what you consider actual aging.
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT IT'S CONFIRMED THAT JON IS TRICKED BY TYRION INTO KILLING DANY AND HE USES THE KISS OF LIFE TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF AND RESURRECT HER IN THE FINALE
I know you are a traitor of house Targaryen, the rightful Kings and Queens of Westeros. But now, in an unpreceded act of charity, i will allow you to bend your knee now in exchange for your life. Do it, while adding a picture that represents my strength and beauty, and i will let you go.
lol imagine still being this ass-blasted after all these years. you really showed them. they dont even know his name, he was just the bad king
Nicholas Robinson
Varys wants a stable ruler, I don't think he cares about killing most people in King's Landing, he cares that the ruler is unworthy. He even said to Tyrion that who is the better ruler between Jon and Dany, and Tyrion's silence obviously points to Jon, but he's uncomfortable saying the truth.
Andrew Gonzalez
He was a cocky Han Solo type. He was perfect for the role.
some dumb cunt leaked that Dany goes mad because of the bells ringing in King's Landing. Sounds like BS though. More likely they just happen to be ringing while she is burning everything.
Gavin Jackson
They couldn't film the scene on the actual set they made with the characters because people can film it from the side of the road. So they CGI's the actors in and on the real set they just had the lannister soldiers
Ian Thomas
You want a good girl, but you need bad pussy. And your pussy needs a good girl, but you're gonna have to wait a while because her asshole sucks, and you need to fuck her ass a little. [moan] Oh you better wait; you want to see what my asshole looks like if you're the bad girl. No, don't just jerk off right now. This is much more important because you know, if you wait, you won't get enough time. [laugh] Oh, now you're being naughty, too; it just means that my asshole wants you to play with it. Now let me just grab some sheets off the floor and I'll get that thing ready. No it's a big boy's cock, and when I push it in, don't get scared, it might be a little rough but... Okay, let me just slide that cock right into your asshole. It's actually a nice deep hole with two big balls, but you want better than that, you want something thicker... Maybe a strapon? [laugh] I think that's enough
Eli Garcia
>tfw both stannisfag and danyfag >tfw now know there are many like me starting to cope guys ciafags can suck my dick
Jose Hill
So wait until after Dany's won the war to stab her in the back. Or take her out hunting for Boars. Jesus.
Mason Fisher
>he knows Cersei literally blew up a Sept with thousands of innocents nobody knows about that sweety
Isaiah Powell
Why the fuck would Bran need a council?
Evan Davis
based, this film is the one true pleb filter
Bentley Cooper
I need 20 good men, Yea Forums. Post them now.
Carter Gray
Look at those wrinkles and laugh lines peering through her makeup, she's ageing badly. Crow eyes too. If you think she isn't ageing badly, then you're a retard.
the neural network pulls texts from existing works of fiction and tries to turn it into something coherent. That's how it often manages to include characters from Game of Thrones if you use phrases that the neural network associates with Game of Thrones. Sometimes that happens to be porn.
Kayden Gomez
>blew up a Sept it was an accident sweetie
Jackson Miller
Daenerys fatgaryen , mother of burgers , breaker of scales , the unfit
Blake Gonzalez
I mean, he should know, being the master of whispers. Or use basic deductive reason "Hey, my little birds disappeared, right as a bunch of wildfire was being produced, and Qyburn was the one who took control of them. wait, the sept blew up eliminating all of cersei's problems? hmm it's probably just a coincidence."
yeah except doing that would probably end in burning down the part of KL dany wants to rule, and would end up killing too many civilians
the correct course was patience, surrounding KL, cutting euron off from rejoining her, making sure no supplies get to cersei, that's literally all they had to do, but dany is 'MUH THRONE NOW' i guess
>She's a hateful person >I'm a hateful person Maybe you're right, that would make for a nice character arc for him. Finally standing up to the woman that made him do everything bad he did and redeeming himself.
You're the same person that wets his pants when another human being comes close to them with even a slight hint of annoyance in their voice or body actions.
You wouldn't say shit to Emilia, hell you wouldn't say shit to a fucking child. Stop acting like a big man on the internet when you aren't. Time to grow up and start acting like an adult and a man.
Isaiah Collins
>kino Jaime betrays Cersei like he did the mad king.
>trash/more likely Dies defending Cersei
Kevin Allen
I'm Australian.
Jose Miller
IS THAT ANY WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR KING?!?
Daniel Bennett
...
Jordan Garcia
more like reddit of got
Connor Morris
*cough* *cough* THE BOOOOOOOAR IS CHAOSH is even less worth posting
Jonathan Fisher
yeah, definitely ruining the thread over the people spamming BOAR and COUGH and STANNIS
Josiah James
Image limit reached what brave man will bake for the watch
Justin Reyes
doesn't get more reddit than bobbyposting
Josiah Collins
Do you really need to rule from KL's? It's by all accounts a city that smells like literal feces.
Luke Murphy
unfortunately that's where the camera cuts
Connor Long
At least a human actually came up with them. They're shit, but they're not robot shit.
Jack Collins
I wouldn't tolerate being in the same room as Emilia, I certainly wouldn't get close enough to insult her. I don't insult anyone face-to-face in fact, they're a waste of energy. I also never said I supported the fact people emotionally abuse other people, I just think she is a loser. Imagine pretending to be another person for a living lmao.
Grayson Anderson
AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH CHAOS HELP ME
Jace Edwards
wait what parallels?
Zachary Russell
Than Jews*
David Collins
Imagine being you, that'd be worse.
James Allen
why do you even hate her so much, you dont even know her
Gavin Thomas
You're autistic and probably female/homosexual to notice such things
Charles Evans
Love Emilia. Hate Dany. Simple as.
Leo Martin
>Ygritte >Being herself She's literally a Tory Scot who grew up in a castle
William Gray
They probably thought it wouldn't make sense for Dany to fall for Jon if all her old boytoys were 100% chad. Mario Naharis has got some chad DNA but the facial expression and hair point to dominant gormless genes
Juan Hernandez
Sparrow should move up
Wyatt Lopez
tfw gormless
Jaxon Cook
>old white men get killed off > show goes to shit makes you thing.
