Formally baby

You eventually get a situation where they end up with like 15 names like Brazilian football players - at that point they just go by a one word nickname

>not Mountbatten-Saxe-Coburg-Gotha
Well at least Prince Phillip got his family name given to his descendants, that shit pissed me off in The Crown.

They have to fight to the death

>has mutt son

>Chad

Choose one

When prince has a son, his son is also a prince or it has another name?

>Mountbatten
>not Battenberg

>trying for kids
>hasn't messaged me in 3 days

sooo you're not living together?

fake and gay

Shed have to get the spawn too otherwise there's still going to be an African Jew who can potentially it on the British throne

How do you know it's not your juice?

This. Fucking disgusting.

Did they really write Archie on the birth certificate instead of Archibald?

Implying this wasn't the Queen's idea:
>know that William and Kate are knocking out kids left, right and centre
>have Harry marry the whitest black chick on Earth
>get massive applause and congratulations from liberals (the people who usually hate royalty)
>keep your family and place in society relevant
>make sure his wife is in her late 30s so will only pop out one or two goblinos and not contaminate the blue blood too much.
>Simultaneously reap the benefits of being loved by traditionalists and woke liberals, while also ensuring that William and his kids keep pushing Harry and his kids further and further away from the throne.
4D chess from Liz tbqh.

What film is this?

If she suddenly gets pregnant and its a miracle and you are excited... get a paternity test on the kid before signing birth certificate. Trust me on this

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>Formally baby
The Baby formally known as Prince?

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>Archie instead of Archibald
>no title
Yikes!
For me it's "Philip, by the grace of God second of his name, king of Castille, Leon, Aragon, Portugal, Navarre, Naples, Sicily, Jerusalem, Majorca, Sardinia, and the islands, Indies, and terra firma of the Ocean Sea; archduke of Austria; duke of Burgundy, Lothier, Brabant, Limbourg, Luxembourg, Guelders, and Milan; Count of Habsburg, Flanders, Artois, and Burgundy; Count Palatine of Hainault, Holland and Zeeland, Namur, Drenthe, Zutphen; prince of "Zvuanem"; marquis of the Holy Roman Empire; lord of Frisia, Salland, Mechelen, and of the cities, towns, and lands of Utrecht, Overissel, and Groningen; master of Asia and Africa"

The only name worse than Archie is Archibald, so it's a pretty tough decision. It's like you're trying to jinx your kid.
The Comedy (Formerly The Tragedy)

What are some top tier names, Yea Forums? I like biblical names. They're all pretty brilliant, and generic enough that it's not like naming your child Odin or something.

This, Queen Victoria took her German husbandos name, Elizabeth is a bitch.

Saxe-Coburg-Gotha explains the mulatto fetish. Germans are sick perverts glad they are a dying breed

Wow duke of Flanders AND Namur?

Is there anything more cucked than having a hyphenated name?

the only real germans are east germans

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I barely see her anymore. She works nightshifts then sleeps all day. It's shit. I work 4 times a week, I basically just meet up with her these days for someone to have lunch with.

Based. I recommend this biography of him. Made me shed a tear

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based and ddrpilled

>archie
>not archibald
why do people do this?

It's all Megan's idea.
She's a manipulator, even palace staff and former friends have said so.
She wanted that babby to cement herself within the Royal Family.
Where's a French tunnel when you need one?

All of my siblings were named after Disciples

Well she married the wrong fucking brother for that, her baby's irrelevant and she'll end up as the new Sarah Ferguson once Harry gets rid, kek.

>having a child without being married
Why?

sounds like you're both emotional hostages
i recommend ending it

>trying for a baby
>not married
fuck off

Based

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Naming your kids after your ancestors is best. I'm naming my first born son Angelo after my grandfather. He was a good man with a great sense of humor.