You KNOW it's gonna be kino
You KNOW it's gonna be kino
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is that tide pod man?
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>tfw been subscribed to James since 2006
>watched all of his videos for years
>as if this year i watch nothing on his channel except solo James videos where he talks about godzilla or something
Its so fucking JUST lads
I know James is just acting nice to his friends, but he should keep them out of the videos. I don't mind Mike or Bootsy.
Why do they even bring Mike on Rental Reviews? He always looks like he hates being there
Robin Williams?
I hate Ryan and the Fat Fucks so much I refuse to watch anything with them
They should just kick James off of cinemassacre already. Hes holding the others back unironically.
The format of his videos just fucking sucks. I'd much rather watch it if he reviewed and talked about movies like his Monster Madness series and without the fat fucks in it.
shitthefuck
>tfw I had a Japanese PS1 and got Pepsiman on release day
Fuck construction workers
Fuck bisons
And especially Fuck camera angles
>Every Rental Reviews episode
>So, today we're gonna talk about __________
>James: Yeah i've never seen it
>three other fat fucks: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
>James: yeah
>roll credits
You forgot
>absolutely cringeworthy and unwatchable RLM-ripoff intro and outro
I feel you
James really JUSTed himself by allowing himself to become the manservant to a bunch of fatties. I bet they make him clean their apartments while wearing a french maid outfit.
You forgot the part where they constantly interupt each other.
The fatter one probably holds in his shit all day just to unload it in james' toilet
Fat people are fucking disgusting. I fucking hate fat people. Fat people should be rounded up like fucking cattle and placed into Bullying Camps where they'd made fun of every fucking second of the day by members of the public, either until they kill themselves or realise just how pathetic and disgusting they really are and lose the weight.
>tfw as a kid james was my hero and introduced me to horror kino, godzilla, shitty games, 80s boomer pop culture and lots of based curse words like shitload of fuck and made me realise that I could make kinos even without millions of dollars as long as i had a camera
He needs to be put down and mercy killed. It's such a shame bros
Early Avgn episodes were so kino.....
>not watching James & Mike Mondays
I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer. He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding. I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
meh I started to come around on the fatties. The shows are ok and I just like seeing James smiling. I liked how james just didnt give a shit about the movie version of sonic and was just happy to see Jim Carrey in another movie. He just seems like a really chill guy now.
i never think kino when i see this frail nerdy white dude
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
CineJUSTacre
>his name is even kyle JUSTin
pfffffhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA
Afer all this years James is still based.
>hates capeshit
>dabs on w*man all the time
>he takes you back to the past
>teached an entire generation about horror kino
Undisputed king of /youtube/
I had to stop watching his AVGN videos after the Home Alone/Maculy Culkin one, where the only joke in the whole thing was "HMMMM PIZZA BOY YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE HMMMM" stretched out for 15 minutes.
I do watch James chatting in front of a camera videos, though. That one about the different versions of Dracula and how they compare to the novel was really well researched and put together. His Godzilla one was kinda "meh" but only because it was for people who haven't seen all the Godzilla movies, so it wasn't really meant for me.
I do not watch any of those Rental Review videos with all the morbidly obese freakshows. It pisses me off that it replaced Monster Madness.
James & Mike Mondays I dropped a long time ago. Neither of them are very good at riffing or coming up with Let's Play conversation chatter. I swear to god, at one point they were so hardup for a topic to discuss that they asked each other what their favorite color was.
And lol I don't watch any Mike solo videos and I don't know anybody who does.
This
tfw Mike wrote those early kino AVGN episodes pre 100
He does. He said on Twitch he doesnt want to do it because he feels like he has nothing to contribute. And he'll only be there from now on if he does.
>I don't watch any Mike solo videos and I don't know anybody who does.
I watched one once and holy shit i wanted to kill myself
James will forever be the king for teaching kids about boomerzilla kinos
I wonder how complicit he is in those movies becoming popular again in the 00s
Whoever writes the AVGN videos now is really going overboard on the SHIT ASS POOP FECES SHIIIIIIT DIRRHEA ANAL DUMP FECES FAAARRTT ASSSSSS POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOOOOOOOOOOOP dialogue from the Nerd. Yeah, he had a scatological sense of humor from the beginning, but he didn't go on long tirades about feces and diarrhea in EVERY video, which is what he does now.
I'm sure that's James only recent contribution DESU
>but he didn't go on long tirades about feces and diarrhea in EVERY video
he did actually
aladdin taking a shit in the nerds toilet tank was hilarious. the rest of that video was painfully unfunny though
To watch Jamal fuck his wife in the ass.
This comment sucks. It sucks like donkey doo doo dipping out of a dongle dick covered in shitty poop poop bum bum twat cocks.
this episode was KINO
He TURNED MY DOG INTO PEPSI
HE RATHER HAVE
He hasn't been in those videos in a while.
For good reason
Post the genie
ah-bloo-bloo
James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.
is his wife hot
You know damn well that she isn't, user.
nothing with the guy in the middle has ever been any good.
>that garbage audio mixing
>warped videos and images in the wrong aspect ratio
Screenwave was a mistake
she was cute
she was a 6/10 ten years ago.
his wife's boyfriend
Let's be real. A guy that looks like James was only ever gonna get a woman that looks like her at best. He's not rich and famous enough to break through that "looks don't matter" ceiling. A 5/10 was his max and at least he managed to land that.
I unironically thought this episode was kind. A lot better than a lot of his recent shit. The Godzilla video video was good too.
Rental review is fucking cringe and 90% of james and Mike monday has been trash recently. The guy clearly doesnt give as much of a fuck any more, and when you combine that with the addition of his cringy fat fuck friends the channel just mostly sucks these days with a few gems here and there. I mean honestly I think his schtick has kind of been played out. Hes been doing this for like 15 years, the concept is a bit played out
I couldn't even get through this one. It's just sad at this point. If he isn't even going to try with his reviews then just stop.
>not watching Mike kino
>James uploads a good video
>Looks like ourguy is back guys UNJUST
>Any other video is uploaded
>Time to mock James again!
Every single time.
>his cringy fat fuck friends
>James is just acting nice to his friends, but he should keep them out of the videos.
>I hate Ryan and the Fat Fucks so much
>and without the fat fucks in it.
>the manservant to a bunch of fatties
>The fatter one probably holds in his shit all day just to unload it in james' toilet
>Fat people are fucking disgusting. I fucking hate fat people.
>the fatties
>I do not watch any of those Rental Review videos with all the morbidly obese freakshows.
Why doesn't James have any skinny friends (and no, Mike is not his friend)? And why are all his fat friends not just fat, but seriously 400lbs and counting MEGA OBESE? Is James actually badly overweight, but we just can't tell because he hangs out with landwhales all the time that make him look thin by comparison?
One of them has a rich daddy that bought out Cinemassacre. They are not his friends.
>Mike is not his friend
So they have been playing businessmen associates since college?
It's so fucking obvious when he left too. James literally can't go two minutes without a scatalogical reference or navel-gazing nostalgia.
It's so fitting James took Wayne's World as an inspiration, because since Screenwave took over AVGN has essentially become the Noah's Arcade version of Wayne's World.
'We're looking down at James basement, only that's not James basement.'
It's uncanny. Life imitates art.
>loco bandito
He literally yet unironically shoehorns ad reads in too
They were friends once. Not any longer.
Someone post that webm of Mike looking over at James and James obviously trying his hardest not to let on how terrified he is of Mike.
They're the only two persons on cinemassacre that actually like each other. Mike can hardly hide his contempt for any of the other fatsos.
avgn is so fucking shit
she has a shit personality too though. james couldve got a nice uggo but instead he got an uggo bitch.
what a glowing personality his bride seems to have
she's pretty fucking ugly
Yeah, these aren't friends.
Fuck off obnoxious e-celeb faggot
I pretty much unsubscribed for three reasons a few weeks ago because I couldn't even bring myself to finish the recent AVGN episodes not to speak of all the other uninteresting garbage they were producing. Fuck screenwave, I would have watched comfy Mike and James movie reviews not some fat fucks.
>art degree
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
These are so hilariously fake
oh sh
oh shitttttttt
Yeah, everybody can create a profile and say random shit. Doesn't make it true.
he needs your help...
>somebody made a fake myspace for april 12 years ago when nobody even knew james had a wife
sup caveman kieran!
>right next to Caldor
These guys are clearly friends but it's like they're just doing something together because they think they have to. These videos are so fucking boring.
AVGN was already pretty big when he got married. His best videos came out before he met her and I'm sure the trolling of AVGN also goes back a long time. There's no real indication here that this is really his wife's account.
damn you're right
that's eerie
i
>e-celeb hater tears
/Thread
To drop off those freeloaders?
this is some extreme cuntface
not even resting bitch face, you can see how much of an insufferable hag she is just by how she looks toward the camera
It's only a matter of time before this whole thing blows up CTC style
it was so fucking boring, he just Doug'ed himself
Why don't you cuckold him instead, you get laid and don't go to prison for murder.
>mfw posted this on the official cinemassacre subreddit so mike could see it
>get permabanned
god's work, user
to be a clown
Why do i find his hair in this picture so funny
confirmed all the fatsos are writing and making avgn now
mike no longer involved
but james actually loves that, because he collects shit from the toilet
dogfucker on rental reviews when?
cringe and blue pilled
then nobody would watch it.
>He needs to be put down and mercy killed
I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer. He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding. I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
CRINGE
Hey guys! Can I post in this thread?
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kieran was probably drunk when he was editing this
>tfw make fun of James daily but he went bald in like his 40s where i am starting to go in my 20s
WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK
based bootsy
That's weird man
that's from the old house. the picture I mean. james sold the old house and has a new one
why wasn't mike in the rental reviews on the 3 stooges
>his co-worker posts his dick with the cinemassacre account
>fat slobs take over the show and have him hang back
>one of them actively made fun of him for a while
>movie failed
>has no motivation to do anything so he uses his kids as an excuse
>Mike Mondays are just videos they recorded in a single day
>channel is dying and more popular people took his format
I'd kill myself, kids or no kids.
>>one of them actively made fun of him for a while
who
what
yeah the entire convo is them racing to get their point out before someone else jumps in
read
>From my understanding Justin knew James because they were both on screwattack. Justin was doing a show called Underbelly. I don't know in what capacity they knew each other except all Justin would do is make fun of James behind his back. This is something he does to many people, including the entire screenwave media cast. Unless he's changed somehow.
>From what Justin told me is that James took all his crowdfunded money for his movie and ran to Hollywood where they basically shit on him. He spent all his money trying to get big executives to get his project made and failed. Justin's story, not sure if true.
>The general problem is that there's a culture of backstabbing, lying, shit talking and cowardly behaviour that surrounds all these people. I know for a fact that none of them are happy, and probably never will be considering their priorities.
has it actually been confirmed it's a set?
Mike is the more likable and intelligent of the two
fact
jfc how can one man be so based
do james and screenwave currently reside in pennsylvannia?
Why does James sound like he's dying?
rhetorical question?
who would be behind this post...
He just sounds sick in this video
he's not dying
his soul already left his body
James didn't even have a ps1
So is James like a multimillionaire or something?
>where did the hair go, oh where did the hair go
stop making me like you mike
>>From what Justin told me is that James took all his crowdfunded money for his movie and ran to Hollywood where they basically shit on him. He spent all his money trying to get big executives to get his project made and failed.
Hilarious. And James is the guy who constantly praises Lloyd Kaufman, too.
james plays whatever ryan tells him to play
see
Wow how did he manage to get Robert Deniro??
His house is half a mil
we know there is
>quite a bit
of money involved with Screenwave
Be honest, would you be an e-celeb if given the chance?
only if i never had to interact with fans
no man, that's not part of the deal
your main job is pandering to fat beta losers and autistic manchildren
No. I couldn't handle having to check my statistics page almost daily, having my heart sink due to aggressive comments or death threats, and having to meet expectations. It's a circus performed by hollow husks until the day they finally become irrelevant.
divorce when? I'm sure james can get a nice qt
Yeah, I've never been fond of those jokes, but they're actually grossing me out now and annoying me because they're so drawn out.
Board James is unironically kino
>Pepsi for TV game
Makes no fucking sense until you find out "tv game" is what they call console vidya in nipland.
there are a lot of instances where a simple google search can explain a lot of the nerd's confusion, it made sense in older episodes but now it's just odd
Can someone tell me how James Rolfe lost the rights to AVGN/cinemassacre to this Ryan guy? I thought James started the site and all that...so did he just pull a Doug Walker and sign over the rights to his character to some rando 3rd party?
And yea I'm with everyone else I don't like the rental review cast. There's just something fundamentally unappealing about them as people, perhaps its the lack of self care and likable charisma. RLM does that type of show way better imo and I had been a fan of Rolfe long before even finding about RLM too.
Oh shit. He found the poor schlub Pepsi hired back in the day.
A college roommate had a bootleg he got in Chinadown in NYC.
I'm gonna apologize for rebbit but this thread is pretty comprehensive about what a slimy fuck Ryan is and how he takes over all sorts of enterprises
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Anyone have the video where Mike is talking to some sperg at a convention booth and his tard wrangling skills seem on point?
Guess on rare occasions something "good" comes out of that site, thanks
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You must be referring to this one.
Yeah that's it. Thanks.
Reading more about this Ryan Schott guy, I didn't realize he has a huge network/control over a bunch of other people in the industry
I wasn't super aware that this background corporate shit was happening, but I guess it explains why the quality of the content has dipped since I started watching. Things really began to feel off when AVGN videos had those product placement/ads at the beginning, it just didnt feel like a decision Rolfe would make.
Speaking of the shift in quality, is it true theyre now filming on a set instead of in the old nerd room? saw someone else here mention that they recently got a new house
This is one of the best in a long time, I was laughing through the entire skit at the end.
How's the gimp breathing???
Its spandex. Spandex breaths fine.
I've always wanted a pepsiman zentai suit personally.
Tell me why this was legit better than any Hollywood film I have seen in the past 3 years.
How many fucking viewers does Mike honestly get every stream? Does he even break 500?
>He's gonna take you back to the past
>To play the games he's recently emulated
>getting enraged at shitty hacks
for what purpose
Those hacks basically exist to make people go ballistic
he has a loving wife who brings him drinks while he streams, what else do you need?
I know, but why get mad about it, he should know that they're cheap pieces of shit
but what about tv-games
erin is so uggo
special needs/bad emotion regulation
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pepsi for Yea Forums game
Imagine the smell
why are cinemassacre threads so much better on here than Yea Forums?
Yea Forums still thinks everything is okay
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*destroys the rlm cinemassacre poster*
Honestly one of the best AVGN episodes in years.
"I know it's strange but I have a thing for fetuses"
what a woman...
reddit letter memeia sucks
I love this episode.
I dont care what any KEK/JUST/Patton4life fag says.
Its was kino from start to finish.
lmao now I can see why james is not fat
fucking autistic faggot.
The Globfather........
Just the other day mike was talking on stream about how james doesnt even use the internet and how retarded fans get mad when they find out its not james talking on his social media, but its actually mike.
So yeah I dont think this is james.
its mike making shit up
he's never had pepsi? how is that even possible?
How can you be 40+ years old and have never said... huh.. maybe I'll try a pepsi
what the fuck
nah mike has his own twitter.
why did they make Pepsiman a fag?
Me on the far left.
Somehow bud bundy there never became a meme
nice star trek side burns
LOOK AT THOSE MILKERS
James is in heaven these days
The radiant face of a loving mother having delivered another bundle of joy into her family
this store is a ripoff of the highest order
t. jerseyfag
2019… I am forgotten
>He cute!
nice milkers
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video from the event
also that time when such a thing as "captain s" existed
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>cant see the cutie girl in this video
dreams shattered
not bad, but I'd rather have that content be an avgn video.
not soon enough
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i think she's a shy one
One of the best AVGN episodes right there.
Do you think her panties smell like French Fries?
mikes cum
SMELLS LIKE SHIT
(You)
>satan trips
>reddit.com
compilation type episodes are always the best. game boy accessories is a great one also.
Not to mention how educational on video game history they are. I had no idea half the stuff in those episodes ever existed.
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI
Dunno how up to james it is considering he doesn't own AVGN or the Cinemassacre channel. Ryan owns it.
>implying Pepsi is the only soda brand
Also James drinks a whole lot of beer. Doesn't strike me as a soda guy.
>ALL I WANTED WAS A SANDWICH
Tv Game guy is actually a good actor
Hail CocaCola!
I remember in college my roommate was thinking about running around a convention dressed as PepsiMan.
is your roommate now in mega64?
Whoa
mike must be stopped
No. He just really really liked Pepsi.
He must have been level 7 susceptible.
resetera needs to die already
get used to it
>james now wants the resetera audience
lmao
no
If they're upset with Mike now just wait until they find out about the Fatties being literal Nazis
Justin: I'M GOING TO SAY THE N WORD
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>Nazi
maybe you should make a reddit post and send it to a journalist?
>He's gonna take you back to the past
>To help you get your hair back
Big Dick Jimmy has soul, RLM BTFO AND ON SUICIDE WATCH
good idea, contacting the Bucks County Courier Times right now
yikes not a good look
He was cute in ~2006—2008
Hes jewish
Okay, this is based
Where the fuck did you get this?
he also shits on star wars and disney
James' daughter is pretty qt
Darcy or Hazel? Darcy is the older one.
thanks for the information april facebook stalker poster
ugly tats on both arms
dump dot video/i/O1DAF7.mp4
what a fucking slob
what about the leg ones?
BASED JURRUTT
you're going to just post a screencap with no video link you testicular temptress?
What the fuck? She found a 3D fish fossil?
That would be worth thousands
Me on the right
what am I even watching? some unnamed guy swearing and threatening a group of unnamed males? then they drive away? which of these unnamed characters is avgn related?
unnamed drunk guy is kieran.
kieran and justy whacky adventures
literally who and who? which is he in the video and who is he regarding cinemassacre?
fuck off faggot
The older one.
I saw some pics of her that were pretty molestable.
Bob is that you?
What's going on with the thumbnails lately? Every Rental Review is now just graphics about the movie plus James making a dumb face. Did they stop including the other guys because they thought James alone would generate more clicks? Is that expression even in the video or did they just take a photo for the thumbnail? Even the latest "Mondays" only had James' face on it.
I miss his Milton Twin.
its so bad
Hey I'm not the creep posting private family photos here.
I just call em as I see em
>What's going on with the thumbnails lately?
RYAN
Everytime I see this I want to fuck those fat girls.
that one fat girl is ryan's sister and she's engaged
they got you to make a post about it so it must be working
she looks like a bbw version of erin
>Yeah, I'm sure people criticizing them on Yea Forums was what they had in mind when they made them.
>not impregnating the cute girl that has better feet
doesn't one of them post on here?
yes
>Street Fighter the Movie is my favorite movie unironically
300% based
fixed
why does he take the video game so literal?
Shit pickle is the cringiest shit in the world.
>dude its a pickle that was shoved in my ass and has shit all over it haha
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what is your opinion on this?
what was first pickle rick or this guy?
Take a guess
MIKE
Shit pickle
Bootsy sperged out after the 2016 US election and cut ties with anyone not whining about Trump 24/7
How is the episode? I haven't watched it out of the fear that'll be cringey and unfunny like a lot of the recent nerd episodes
tittyfucking now
the review isnt so great, the ending skit is wonderful
Based
Didn't he drink a Pepsi in a Wayne's World style sellout bit?
Wait the fat fucks really did scheme their way into making James their bitch? I thought it was just a Yea Forums meme.
I wish he'd focus more on reviewing the games and not the incredibly unfunny skits.
Maybe it's because I'm a 30 year old boomer but I don't find them funny or charming.
>Shit pickle is the cringiest shit in the world.
I don't think so m8
I kind of liked this episode desu, it reminded me of old avgn