Pay a guy to kill your brothers with crossbow

that ballista being bigger doesn't mean it would actually work. drogon would have to be retarded to get hit with such a slow moving bolt

Kill yourself

Mad cuz your thread is shit? Sorry you can't handle the truth.

He already chokes her every night ;)

IT was a term party you dolts , you don't fire on a term party

She cleared enjoyed watching Tyrion despair and in her eyes she can kill him whenever,

Hane you ever tried to one-shot a dragons heart from 50 miles away?

>character blows up a temple with a shitton of important people inside it
>implying there's any reason for Cersei to care about etiquette/honor

She does. Only reason she blew up the temple is because of what they did to her, and what they were doing to her child. With her brothers and Dany it's not the same.

We have already established that the ballistas are super accurate against dragons, who aren't carrying plotarmored characters.

What they did was to challenge her power, same way as Dany & co. Plus she literally hired an assassin to go kill her brother.

Dany didn't challenge her power by taking over her kid, and making her walk through the streets naked, are you blind?
Also, Bronn is their buddy, and she knew he wouldn't do it. Also, like I've already explained, she told him to do it with a crossbow that killed her father because it would be poetic. Shooting Tyrion with some random bows isn't poetic.

euron could do it i bet

>Dany didn't challenge her power by taking over her kid, and making her walk through the streets naked, are you blind?
But she is threatening to burn her and the feetus inside her. Plus she didn't even care about all the collateral deaths in the temple like Mace Tyrell.
>Shooting Tyrion with some random bows isn't poetic.
I really doubt that she'd care about that over pragmatism.

He was going to get an entire region to himself you brainlets

>I really doubt that she'd care about that over pragmatism.
Obviously she would, because we seen it happen last episode, and it's not out of character. See what she did to that woman who had her head shaved.

uuuh, because of reasons. turn your brain off bro
>Cersei would miss a perfectly good opportunity to kill someone she wants dead because muh moustache twirling
yeah nah, the writing is just shit

I think it's really dumb that the people don't start a revolution against Cersei.
She doesn't even have any right to the throne. Gendry does if anything. Otherwise Gendry's closest relative. Surely Robert had cousins right?

And that isn't even mentioning that she blew up the cathedral in the capital killing the one religion of South westeros every body believes in.
Like imagine if Angela Merkel blew up the Vatican. Even she wouldn't get away with that.

It's so dumb. Who are her supporters?

DnD should watch some videos of real life ballista

KEK, Daenerys still wants to negotiate terms after her dragon and ships got fucked by Cersei?

why though? everyone got over her blowing up the sept and openly fucking her brother AND taking the throne while having no claim whatshoever, so it's not like she's beholden to any rules anymore. she has already sent an assassin after her brothers BECAUSE she wants them dead. Dany is her arch nemesis, and it's not like she's looking for peaceful reconciliation with the Starks either. there's no reason she should give a fuck at this point

she wanted dany to surrender

She wants to beat Dany because she is cruel.

>Gendry does if anything
So why did Dany legitimize him again? is she retarded? She bitches and moans about Jon's claim in one scene, then literally creates another claimant in the next.

>hurr durr she a moustache twirling evil
she's a pragmatist though. the scene makes no sense, it's just D&D being hacks as usual

>imagine Angela Merkel blowing up the Vatican
Fuck you. I didn't want to fap today. It was my cheat day.

What's pragmatic about what she did to Septum Unella?

She probably calculated that the added value of Storm's End supporting her would be worth it.

she was a literal who though. you can't compare her to Dany or other people who actually matter

But why the fuck would the Stormlands support her now that they literally have a Baratheon prince?

did you just start watching this season? gendry is a bastard and doesnt have any claim unless legitimised by a current ruler, which was the point of the scene with dany this week. also most of jon's early character development was him being upset that although he had stark blood(this was back when as far as everyone knew he was a bastard) he would never be seen as a true stark. as for robert's relatives, no, he had two brothers who are dead now. the rest of his family or anyone else in line for the throne was murdered by joffrey to consolidate his power

Because Gendry himself will likely tell them to do it.

Well, Jon told everyone to shut it about making him king but that didn't seem to stop anyone.

really? you think, after the fucking retardation that was the sparring match of arya and brienne, you think any amount of research could convince them that their idea is stupid and wrong?
>d&d after watching some videos
>hmm, so this thing really couldn't work
>fuck it, it's a special ballista operated by a super duper trained dude. end of discussion.

Yes but who actually wants to make Gendry the king? There is an actual separatist sentiment in the North, which hasn't been shown in Storm's End (granted, nothing at all has been shown about the place) ; and Jon also has other major players pushing him while I doubt any influential characters could give a fuck about Gendry.

He thought Cersei was gonna loose, so her promise was worthless

Exactly, she didn't have plot armor and Dany/Tyrion do.

Who can say? Theoretically there should be Baratheon loyalists somewhere, and if they exist then the Stormlands is probably the place. That said, I'm fairly certain D&D didn't even consider the implications of legitimizing Gendry, so if anything I'm just pointing out how utterly shit their writing is.

She's not Chaotic Evil you doofus. A CE character would do it with no regards for the consequences (think Joffrey).

She's Neutral Evil, and she was heavily influenced by her father Tywin who is straight Lawful Evil, making her lean slightly in that direction. Yeah, she's willing to blow up some people in the sept to advance herself, but she knew she could get away with it without anyone knowing for sure that it was her. Plus it was a big emotional overreaction, whereas now she's more cool-headed and logical. As far as consequences go, pretty much everyone in the seven kingdoms would hear about it if she were to murder the truce party and that would turn a shit ton of people against her. She knows she might be able to win against Dany's equally sized army, but not against the whole kingdom rising up in open rebellion. Furthermore, Jon isn't there and the rest of her army isn't there either, so even if she did murder them, Jon would certainly retaliate. Possibly with a much larger army as lords defect because of the major stain on her honor.

>, pretty much everyone in the seven kingdoms would hear about it if she were to murder the truce party and that would turn a shit ton of people against her
Who turned against the Stark/Frey coallition after the Red Wedding, for instance? How much does some bumfuck commoner care about protocol?

That's my point though, her antagonizing Dany and Tyrion like a fucking moustache twirler made no sense when she had a clear chance to take them out. That was literally chaotic evil, smirking like a soap opera villain while "I kill your best friend in front of u lel u mad now".

And as I said, she has no rational motive to play by the rules as she has already gotten away with everything imaginable. Not to mention the whole kingdom already is in open rebellion against her, so it's not like there's anyone left she can piss off.

Even Bastards have a right to the throne if there's no other living relative.
Jon Snow became Lord of Winterfell and King of the North. Cersei killed Robert's Bastards precisely because they could claim the throne if there's no other living relatives.
Cersei has fuck all to do with the throne. She wasn't even married to the previous ruler. I dunno why people allow this

>Cercei will die with shit short hair

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It's not just the crossbow. It's the archers as well, who's only job is to shoot and kill in that fashion.
Also, it wasn't 500 meters... You are probably american and don't no that 500 meters is a lot of distance. By my estimate, it was less than 150 meters. The fucking dwarf walked the distances no problem.

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people forget

>500m
>Close enough to talk
It was 50m at most

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Tbf we technically only saw Qyburn put out the bounty.

I used to bullseye wamprats in my T-16 back home, and they're not much bigger than a dwarf

Not defending this shit show but she probably wants him dead but couldn't actually bare to witness it.

She does not have the strength to kill him in person. She just wanted him to die without her seeing it and hear about it later on from her people.

The more ridiculous part is that Tyrion and Jaime both decided to give their lives believing in Cersei's goodness after everything Cersei has done, INCLUDING SENDING A LITERAL TELEPORTING MULTIDIMENSIONAL ASSASSIN TO KILL THEM BOTH IN THE VERY SAME EPISODE.

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Why didn’t they just Danny right there?

They have an extreme advantage.

Kill Danny*

that's only cause the actors that play Cersei and Bronn won't be in the same room

AAAAAGGGHHHH

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>travel all the way to winterfell for a five minute meaningless conversation
>they're all immediately heading to KL anyways
What a wasted trip, poor horse.
It's weird that we have to have this contrived scene just to remind the normies about Tyrion's promise to him, but yet everyone is fine with Arya having all these skills that she's never once trained on-screen.

20,000 Golden company, Eurons fleet, rest of Lannister forces vs roughly 4,000 unsullied, a few thousand Dothraki if that and Drogon.

How is Danny's forces a match for Cersei like they say?

How could this show possibly get worse.
>Episode 1: filler, dany knows Jons related
>Episode 2: filler, siblings know Jons related
>Episode 3: so terrible, not even in a nitpicking way but a That was fucking retarded way
>Episode 4: filler, Jamie fuckin & dragon death retardation & capture n behead 1 woman moronicness
what entails with episode 5?

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5 will be the entire battle between Dany and Cersei
6 will be the winner taking the throne, or whatever

two laughs in one thread: a good day.

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the archers,
x100 youtube.com/watch?v=XtoBFXSvD6Y