Ressvrected /rome/ Edition
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/got/ &
Chase Hall
Jackson Mitchell
Fuck you nigger for leading off a faggot /got/ thread with a Rome picture, I hope you fucking die in a fire.
Juan Carter
In a room sit three great men, a king, a priest, and a rich man with his gold. Between them stands a sellsword, a little man of common birth and no great mind. Each of the great ones bids him slay the other two. ‘Do it,’ says the king, ‘for I am your lawful ruler.’ ‘Do it,’ says the priest, ‘for I command you in the names of the gods.’ ‘Do it,’ says the rich man, ‘and all this gold shall be yours.’ So tell me – who lives and who dies?
Nathan Collins
i swear to god you are almost as retarded as reddit
Cersei wants Dany to come in and burn the fuck out of Kings Landing, she even fucking says it in the episode.
What are the chances she can get a kill shot on Dany from here? pretty low, she just figures that there is a higher chance she can just delegitimize Dany as a ruler though making her mad enough she will indiscriminately kill people. Without the support of the people + nobles she has no chance at becoming queen, dragon or not.
She is basically just going all in with her strongest hand and you fucks are too dumb to realise
Elijah Smith
Put a piece of GoT dialogue into this website and let a neural network complete the scene for you.
Brody Adams
*AHEM*
Sebastian Nguyen
Michael Sullivan
Rome > /got/
Zachary Perry
Landon Perry
For...
*cough*
th...
*vomit*
the real...
*cough*
realm
Nathaniel Collins
*COUGH* *COUGH*
David Long
Why is she so fucking stupid?
Aiden Edwards
Hunter Cook
Asher Ross
DABID DABID
Jason Taylor
Ian Roberts
>his aunt you say?
Asher Hughes
B&R
Sebastian Harris
Dany's character getting more and more retarded actually only makes me more attracted to her, I fucking love dumb girls
Connor Parker
GoT niggers out this is a Roman board for true Romans
Benjamin James
STOP AI POSTING AND GO BACK TO COUGH POSTING
Elijah Martin
just report for off topic and ignore
also
Zachary Cook
I'm hit! Mayday! Mayday! Rhaegal going down!
Josiah Nelson
I miss Rome.
Ian Flores
why
Ryan Jenkins
will /our guy/ be okay?
Adrian Bennett
The Vorenus and Pullo scenes were the worst oart of the show.
Evan Baker
Why not?
Jace Martinez
AZOR AHAI VARYS
Liam Green
Rome was cancelled for this
Ryan King
maybe you're just a stupid faggot
Cameron Stewart
Nicholas Turner
Don't worry, user.
Roma Aeternum
Mason Morris
Aaron Hall
meanwhile in casterly pebble
Matthew King
is The Last Kingdom worth watching?
Adam Roberts
an absolute kind of based
Aaron Myers
absolutely
Joseph Flores
*COUGH*
Nicholas Long
Wrong, wrong, wrong
Benjamin Hill
where can i find dialogue from the show at?
Carson Nelson
Why did he what?
Justin Roberts
death grips lyrics
Caleb Anderson
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
Juan Morris
jesus the first paragraph sounds totally realistic, spooky
Jeremiah Bailey
Her hand would be objectively stronger had she just killed Dan here, lol.
Joseph Reyes
t. literal homosexual
Jack Gutierrez
FUCKING LMAO
Jace King
>Its an Uhtred gets another waifu episode
>Its an Alfred puts too much faith in Uhtred episode
>Its an Uhtred flip flops between anglo and dane identity episode
Lucas Barnes
What the fuck
Adam Foster
I like how Ned is casually back to life
Luke Brooks
>OH MY GOODNESS *CHOKE* IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED DURING THIS CHOKING?
Anthony White
>Cersei should just risk immediate death on the small chance she one shots dany
retard
Alexander Wood
>expecting me to read all that shit
Nathaniel Martinez
No, i'm just not a normie easily entertained pleb like you.
The Antony, caesar, Octavian, Pompey and senator scenes where kino. But their scenes just pulled me away from that.
What is it about those characters that people liked so much about? Whenever their scenes came, i just found myself wishing that it was a Cicero, Octavian, Antony etc. scene instead.
Tyler Ward
Andrew Long
IM FUCKING CRYING /GOT/
Xavier Johnson
Jace Turner
GOD DAMN THE AI IS A BRAP POSTER
Blake Torres
it's incredible how fast you people run these things into the ground
James Butler
>TIL we don't an AI can finish TWOW and ADOS if GRRM croaks
Lucas Thomas
>And one day they look around and realize all their friends and kin are gone, that they are fighting beside strangers beneath a banner that they hardly recognize. They don't know where they are or how to get back home and the lord they're fighting for does not know their names, yet here he comes, shouting for them to form up, to make a line with their spears and scythes and sharpened hoes, to stand their ground. And the knights come down on them, faceless men clad all in steel, and the iron thunder of their charge seems to fill the world...
>And the man breaks. He turns his back on the men from their side, and then he turns his back on the lord from his. To his surprise, he says nothing to the rest of the army as they all stand, and he turns slowly forward, and, seeing that they have made their choice, he bows before their lord, who is in the center of the field. For the first time, a man understands what it means.
Blake Stewart
seize this mockery
Jordan Powell
WHO OWNS THE NORTH?
Logan White
FINGAH IN DA BUM
Jordan Kelly
I'm not entirely sure what happened here.
Angel Miller
That settles it then.
Brody Perez
>that last line
Mason Howard
Just watched this happen.
Last time she was in a fire you told me it was just special circumstances. But she clearly can withstand flames all the time.
Camden Wood
Uhh
Noah Ramirez
I wonder if Jon has this presto molesto magic blood shit going on too. Would explain him coming to life again.
Jackson Rivera
Dominic Cox
Joshua Jackson
FOREIN' BITCHIES!
Michael Miller
I want to see how it covers Battle on the Ice
Parker Brown
>“I looked for you on the Trident,” Ned said to them.
>“We were not there,” Ser Gerold answered.
>“Woe to the Usurper if we had been,” said Ser Oswell.
>“When King's Landing fell, Ser Jaime slew your king with a golden sword, and I wondered where you were.”
>“Far away,” Ser Gerold said, “or Aerys would yet sit the Iron Throne, and our false brother would burn in seven hells.”
>“If you had survived, you would have heard Ser Jaime's tale of the Trident from Lord Rhaegar and my father, and you would have died to save him.”
>Jaster was sitting there in his chair. "I had told him Ser Gerold," he said. "And he was a strong fellow. Did any of his words surprise me?
>“I told him every story, and I thought him a wonderful king, but he was wrong. The Trident should have been for me, I thought, and it came too late. But my son, I thought, you are dead."
BASED
Christopher Ramirez
The first time was blood magic
The second time was fanfiction magic
Elijah Brooks
> tfw marge will never call you a good boy after pleasuring her
no fucking wonder tommen an heroed
Adrian Lopez
Most people think that what kills you in a fire is the heat, but this is wrong
The fumes make you asphyxiate long before that
So how did she survive?
Camden Gutierrez
STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!
Leo Gutierrez
roose bolton died like a bitch
Owen Thompson
I have created kino, mixing universes and everything.
Julian Wright
Angel Anderson
She survived because GrrM and HBO also believe, list most do, that heat and the flames is what kills you. They simply did not think about the oxygen.
Christian Peterson
Jorah just cant catch a break
Ethan Morgan
>Davos, please...
Nathan Miller
Lucas Foster
Evan Perry
>listening to the GoT commentaries
>Lena Headey has been calling Kit handsome and sexy for the past couple of seasons
>asked him to reenact the boatsex scene with her and then D&D cuts her off.
She seems crazy.
Levi King
IT SUBVERTED MY *COUGH* EXPECTATIONS
Ryder Nguyen
You see multiple ballistas in the shot and over a few dozen archers. Would be really easy to hit her.
Kayden James
we've hit peak autism
Kayden Price
I'm still surprised James Purefoy Purefoy didn't land a role in GoT, when he was pure kino anytime he was on screen on Rome
Ryder Brooks
Owen Young
Brandon Cooper
>FUCK THE WORLD SHIT ASS DICKS I FEED YOU
This is my fetish!
Jonathan Gonzalez
Take that, roasties
Brandon Cox
If I remember correctly, he specifically didn't want to be cast in it as bit of revenge for the Rome cancelling.
Gabriel Anderson
> sansa thought of cersei when the rape happened
putting in fanfic is incredibly fun and leads to some humorous text
Joshua Stewart
Why do I weirdly get the feeling the cast don't like her
Joshua Sullivan
STANNIS
Liam Gutierrez
Uhh excuse me?
Benjamin Powell
She IS crazy.
Christopher Collins
Waifu tier list.
Hunter Parker
>Jorah gets cucked by a midget
Nicholas Gomez
>(And a nice kissy!)
Jeremiah Stewart
The greatest swordsman who ever lived, killed by Meryn fucking Trant? No problem, right?"
Meryn Trant
The greatest swordsman who ever lived, killed by Meryn fucking Trant?
I know the answers to those questions because I've looked them over myself, as I've read the tales of those whom Meryn Trant so admired. The tale of the sword wielding man of the future is one whose existence can only be known by those who have the chance to meet him, and when you start down the path with him at the height of his fame you will inevitably come to be drawn in by Meryn Trant's story. The most notorious one by a mile on this side of the seas.
I knew I was going to be drawn to Meryn Trant because he is this legendary sword smith. I mean, if it wasn't for the fact that he was not yet old enough to be in the know (as a young lad it took me several years to really begin to know him in person), I imagine I would have
Kayden Morris
>(And a nice kissy!)
Noah Sullivan
(And a nice kissy!)
Camden Smith
well that was accurate
Nathaniel Davis
> nth for (And a nice kissy!)
Jose Jenkins
her looks scream cougar, so this doesn't really surprise me. not my favorite Jon-MILF pairing tho
Angel Gray
Blake Long
Fuck that was a kino scene. Straight from the books if i remember correctly.
Logan Walker
she has some kind of depressive disorder.
Luis Reed
hawt
Parker Jackson
Asha's face is busted my dude
Wyatt Thomas
Name one thing wrong with this.
Joshua Roberts
Gavin Cook
Brody Richardson
Stop this AI shit text
Chase Moore
Jonathan Reed
lads... I think the AI knows something we don't
Julian Flores
Caleb Gonzalez
>Not wanting to get raped by an ugly dyke
Sebastian Allen
Nicholas Cook
>wasting that fine pussy and fertile womb on kingsguard
Why
For what possible reason
Wyatt Fisher
>5 duelling level
Julian Reyes
devioush devilish
Oliver Diaz
no fun aaaaaaaghlowed
Ryan Roberts
b&r
Xavier Gonzalez
>16 year old
>quick
>attractive
>kind
>proud
>wroth
>erudite
>inspiring leader
>skillful tactician
>commander of the Kingsguard
She is literally perfect
Matthew Gomez
MOMMY
Nolan Cruz
:^)
Jaxson Nguyen
She's a woman so if she gets pregnant she's out of commission, her stats are too low, her actual fighting ability at 5 is trash tier.
Benjamin Bennett
Robert Price
If we put the entire text of the series so far into this AI, do you think it would write WoW for us
Blake Bennett
>if she gets pregnant
i'm not sure you understand how the Kingsguard works
Lucas Martinez
*COUGH* *COUGH*
Oliver Nelson
oof
Jackson Russell
Well, if she's anything like her dad......
Ayden Gonzalez
Ah yeah I remember Jaime Lannister took his vows seriously also.
Myrcella is a true Baratheon princess.
Caleb Sanders
Cameron Allen
The sad part is, some of those quotes may actually pop up in the last two episodes...
>"Aw, I forgot to take one last kiss." - Daenerys
Charles Foster
damn user, so close.
Oliver Parker
stop wit the AI posting
Brandon Hill
>And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast. It looked so silly standing there that he might have laughed, but Gilly pushed him back onto her pallet, hiked her skirts up around her thighs, and lowered herself onto him with a little whimpery sound.
>"So good." He said, his voice full of desire, but it turned soft when his cockhead dropped back to Earth in a puff, a faint moan as it bounced into her mouth. She didn't hear it, but he knew enough of the air-headed girls to know that they must be in that particular predicament. Even if they weren't, his cock was a thing of beauty in her mouth. "Are you going to taste it?" He asked gently.
>"Oh, god, yes!" Gilly gurgled, letting out another soft squeal and lifting a hand to her mouth. He was really, really into kissing her.
>Breathless, he climbed into Gilly's
.......climbed into her what. climbed into her fucking what
Alexander Peterson
can someone post the pic of arya doing that stupid smile please?
Austin Bailey
Nolan Cook
HOLY FUCK MORE
James Lopez
Jason Carter
thanks
Carson Richardson
Kill the Queen that basically help save the realm from being turned into a endless undead horde? It would bite her in the ass.
Christian Scott
????????
Henry Cox
>stop wit the AI posting
Charles Thompson
Brayden Foster
Elijah Howard
ok
Justin Edwards
>dothraki soundcloud rapper
Luis Reed
Waifu list.
Kayden Russell
you sound like neil degrasse Tyson trying to ruin star wars for everyone
>ackchually it's the oxygen
fuck off you melt. there is plenty of retarded stuff in GoT and some in aSoIaF but that is not one of them
Asher Young
Josiah Ward
i'm here for emiliaposting. please post emilia.
Connor Brooks
Jacob Murphy
Zachary Clark
Josiah Sanders
based and emilia pilled
Kayden Morris
What the fuck do I do with my life now?
Jaxon White
based mad queen
Tyler Harris
strokepilled
Austin Sullivan
Why do I find Varys coughing so funny?
Jayden Williams
because it is funny
Connor Cooper
The fact you didnt make her one of fAegon's lovers
Julian Clark
Zachary Hernandez
ohnononoNONONONONO
Hudson Adams
The real ending to Episode 4
Ayden Gomez
Am I ambidextrous if I wank with my left hand?
Anthony Brooks
Will Gendry find a lady?
Brandon Perez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Luke Gutierrez
>Daenerys: Oh, well. You won.
Owen Murphy
>we will never have kino Jorah protecting his waifu in a savage land ever again
i'm not crying bros
Matthew Butler
>1 minute ago
You're either the OP, or you're lurking that sub so hard you watch the new threads.
Either way you're a fucking faggot.
Cooper Cox
think he has aids
Luis Morgan
>waste a quadrillion USD to remake this season
Samuel Flores
seven gods, she's hot
Carson Cooper
>fuck off you melt
Yes, and you die of lack of oxygen.
Don't worry I wasn't being an autist trying to find a flaw of the show. I just wanted to point out that nobody think about the oxygen, we all see flames and that is the obvious killer of a fire. The guy ask how she survived it... as if that was something to consider. I'm pointing out that... HBO or GrrM never paid a single thought to that notion. Nor do anyone else really.
Xavier Sullivan
You ok bobby?
Anthony Peterson
>"Khaleesi, be careful," he whispered, but the Targaryen rage had seized her, and she was beyond even his ability to temper her wrath.
>"Fuck you!" she shouted. Oh shit, no, don't, thought Ser Jorah, but it was already too late. "Your garden looks like SHIT now, but it'll look even worse on fucking FIRE!"
>Ser Jorah hung his head in shame as his beloved, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, made unintelligible dragon noises. It wasn't just the screech of wings, either, for the Targaryen woman was screaming at her, too, in a very, very strange way.
>"Fuck, Khaleesi, I told you," he rasped out in a low voice, as though she'd be screaming so badly that a screaming child was about to drop down from the sky onto her head.
>"Shut up, bitch," said Daenerys.
Chase Ramirez
>her fighter training event came up
>trained fighter
based, also didn't know she could have this as an ambition. Meryn Trant must be having the time of his life too. And now I'm ready to fulfill Lord Tywin's destiny, by revoking Cersei's rule over the Westerlands, and giving them to Jaime. Who should I marry him to bros?
Wyatt Morgan
was
Hudson Lewis
A TOAST TO DABID
Dylan Parker
Cooper King
Joseph Hall
remember when he fucked up a blood rider after explaining rakharo how armor makes men slow but keeps them alive?
will miss them
Zachary Smith
I miss her bros
Dominic Sullivan
you are a filthy cheater
Alexander Cook
Jesus Christ Sansa calm down
Jackson Nguyen
Robert Collins
is
Camden Edwards
was
Nolan Bennett
I 100% would not fug emilia. Shes too fat.
Carson Martinez
Fuck off back to your subreddit goyboy.
Lincoln Robinson
The things I would do to lick her butthole.
Liam Roberts
Post the see through dress one.
David Jackson
based retard, you know you can appoint women to the kingsguard now, right?
Jose Martinez
Well, that took a turn.
Brody Ross
Yeah, that wasn't actually what I was talking about. You know what you did.
Easton Allen
What the fuck is wrong with Benioff?
Jordan Jackson
>I'm a big guy
>you, Yuu
Holy shit this can't keep happening
Jacob King
Ethan Ortiz
>that redhead whore S
>Yara S
>Ygritte B
>no Charlotte
nice bait
Sebastian Wood
HAHAHAHHA yes
Alexander Johnson
This is the only tier list that matters
Juan Young
dabid skaven confirmed
Jayden Nguyen
Based Jaime, not sure if marrying a fucking lowborn was a good idea though.
? I don't get it, I gave her martial education under Jaime, so there's an event that pops up later if her training turned out well (chance for being a good fighter) or shit (poor fighter). I had Joffrey educated by Tywin so I ended up with brilliant steward too.
Anthony Green
>Grey Worm above Salsa
Absolute cuckery
Jonathan Ross
Improved Episode 3 ending.
Mason Peterson
Jordan Watson
>Carl Drogo S
eh he didn't really do anything, though it's funny that seven seasons later Dany is still comparing every man in her life to him
Aiden Williams
Isaiah Russell
Is this how Dabid writes the show?
Eli Lee
>*coughs* into a million pieces
Christopher Rogers
Yoren is the true hero of the story
Nolan Anderson
Good shit
Jace Rivera
Remember to hug your imouto !
Thomas Long
>Jaime, Sam, and Hound fucking around with the ironborn
>Sansa /ss/ Sweetrobin
>Radmure is back
Kino
Christian Bailey
>Myrcella in D
neck yourself
Christian James
>she actually wanted to get her pussy fingered in the books
BASED
Oliver Powell
Dylan King
Why would Gendry and Jaime support Daenerys? Is everyone forgetting how a war was fought to get the Targ fucking shits out?
Dylan Rodriguez
Adam Reyes
>WAAAAA MY QUEEN NOOOOO NOT THE CIS WHITE MALES
>DABID NO PLEASE AAAAAAAH
>NO NOT THE MAD QUEEN
>THIS SHOW IS FUCKING SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS FINISHING LIKE THIS
>GRRM SAVE MEEEE
Parker Stewart
Are dragons capable of parthenogenesis?
Bentley Rogers
Gendry because Daenerys legitimated him
Jaime won't will
Jackson Morgan
Here is my character-tier-list.
Perfect!
Daniel Reed
Barristan says that dragons were bred for war at one point, so I'd assume there's some form of copulating going on.
>tfw you're the random Targ mook who has to make dragons get it on
Ian Hill
reddit.com
>the comments
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tyler Baker
>arya S
stopped here
Asher Collins
Basically yes, only it's magic.
Bentley Moore
>Tywin in bottom tier
Nice bait
Gabriel Myers
>Jaime won't will
what did he mean by this?
Thomas Ross
Carson Hall
Gendry 100% would in order to be legitimised as a Baratheon and given it is a stark/Targaryen Dynasty to unite the realm (just realised I spelt Baratheon wrong in the pic).
Daenerys would promise Jamie to let his sister live in exile and keep it peaceful.
Jaime currently in the show (if he is betraying Daenerys) Should claim himself Lord of Casterly Rock anyway to have men at his back.
Charles Brown
the AI predicted the ending
Christopher Rodriguez
You need to be fertilized with the magic seed of the Red Comet that spreads over the land while it passes
Connor Clark
>Caosh, Theon, Ramsey, Viserys, Stannis, Euron, Tywin, Roose, Ser Alliser in the lowest section
Quality bait
Luis Cox
Noah Perez
That's a stroke
Jeremiah Smith
Reminder Tormund fucked a bear. Now he has Ghost and is very lonely
Evan Ortiz
>this means nothing after season 8
BRAVO DABID
Benjamin Jones
holy shit
Christopher Cox
Nolan Perry
jon should have told him not to fuck ghost
Juan Foster
nice job killing the image limit with your screenshot spam boys. keep up the good work next thread
Carson Allen
oof
Anthony Stewart
someone make a new thread
Zachary Thompson
move Thorne and Selmy, Salsa up, Grey Worm down and we've got a deal
Liam Roberts
why is there even a limit
the fucking jews are up to something i swear
also this AI spam is aids
Aaron Collins
...
Samuel Gutierrez
continue here
Luis Barnes
its only 259 replies we gotta kill it
STANNIS STANNI STANNIS
Parker Williams
>Perfect Book Adaptation
Jordan Anderson
>dany turns mad because of tolling bells
the fuck
Eli Reed
>and shiet
Daniel Gray
>the ending will be bittersweet
>dany goes crazy
>jon murders dany and goes into exile
>tyrion betrays everyone and is executed
wow, all that sounds pretty SWEET!
Ethan Perez
the ending is bitter
the tears of the twitter normies is sweet
Kevin Sanchez
Who is Caosh?
Jaxson Garcia
A ladder!
Aaron Jackson
???????????????????????????
Nathaniel Carter
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA! It's CIA!" the girl exclaims. The sound of laughter is cut off by a gunshot wound to the right upper corner of the brain.
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