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Alison Brie
Boomers, is it true women in their 30s get desperate and that's when you can get a slow-burn revenge on them? Like playing up how you're dopey guy (great father potential), with a great career to get their hopes up.
Then fuck and dump and laugh to their voicemails.
Thank you for your consideration boomers.
Yes, though you can do that with women of any age if you apply yourself.
Jennifer Aniston
Well not in my 20s. They couldn't care less about my career right now, only that my face isn't all too symmetrical and I'm not great at making my voice heard above the club music.
Women only perk up to shit like career and being """"nice"""" when they realize they need someone to raise their kid.
why are women so frustrating Yea Forums? how can something be so loathsome yet arousing and fuckable at the same time.
>the most undervalued women in America are childless aunts
No sweetie, they are valued exactly for how much they are worth.
My sister turned 30 on Saturday and she was all depressed and didn’t want to do anything. As far as I know she’s turnkng into a spinster
The great enigma of our time. Our ancestors had knowledge about women that we have thrown in the wind and now we pay the consequences
>why I'm tired of casual sex
Imagine having so much sex you've grown tired of it
My ex girlfriend
>is it true women in their 30s get desperate and that's when you can get a slow-burn revenge on them?
No. There are plenty of thirsty betas out there that are willing to marry these women, so the women never get desperate and will even continue their ways until the 40s. And seeing how most countries have more men than women under the age of 55, it's not really surprising.
This happened when I was in my mid 20’s actually. Girl I orbited during those awkward teenage years suddenly became interested in me again when I moved back into town and we ran into each other. I still had her on Facebook so I knew she was a single mom way too involved in petty drama. Aged poorly too.
>’we should get together sometime! It’s been forever!’
>’oh that’s ok, but it was nice to see you, take care!’
The look on her face was priceless
it's man's punishment for leaving the garden of eden
Based
>There are plenty of thirsty betas out there that are willing to marry these women,
I'm no catch but seeing how meek most betas are, I know I'll be in a higher salary zone than most of them and so gambling on woman wanting to catch my eye. You don't need to tell me how sad that is, I know already.
I also don't do any videogames, play sports, can tend to myself, etc... When I see most betas sucking up to women, it's obvious once they'll get their women, they'll go back instantaneously to weekend-long Vidya sessions. Pretty sure most women couldn't stand that.
A S C E N D E D
>be a yellow fever bro
>just got married to my qt asian waifu
>cooks, cleans, and does everything in between
>sex is great
>tfw I always lmao whenever I see threads like these
enjoy your white roasties bros hahaha
indulging in this kind of snarky passive-aggressive remarks and general pettiness is probably the opposite of ascending
Can white women even compete?
i'd only date a single mom if she had a little white daughter.
and most of them can't even do that right
got the script ready
>catcall
It's a shame how this montage cuts out half the context
BATKID LIVES
Not really. These women have problems hence why they are 30 and single. In my experience, girls are looking for a guy to settle down with pretty early on. They may or may not have a slut phase in college but generally their number sits at the low end of 20 by the end of college. This is a good time to get her. She can appreciate you and is done with college for the most part. She is looking to start settling. All of the wedding pics on Facebook are getting to her biological urges. Just take it slow and make sure she is a good fit. Give her space and don’t pressure her. She will come to you and love you. The most important thing is subtly isolating her from bad friends, being nice to her but not a door mat, good sex, and not texting her a lot. Good luck guys.
All they have to do is not eat too much and they can't even manage that
just be yourself
Did you chuckle?
>if you apply yourself.
Try doing that instead of relying on being "nice."
Is that supposed to sound appealing?
Gotta be the worst feeling in the world
Wholesome pepe
>Engaged and getting married next year to a Japanese girl I took the virginity of
Feels fucking supreme. How can any of you stand living in the west is beyond me.