Spider-Man

>Galatic alien races
Believable
>Futuristic African city
Believable
>Dark realms full of magic
Believable
>This fat fuck dating this 10/10 goddess
Okay now marvel is taking this suspension of belief thing to far

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it's for the Chinese market

Why does it make you mad lmao ?

yeah, i'm 28yo and never even kissed a girl, never even had a female friend

this fat fuck even having an ugly gf is beyond ridiculous

A - You haven't known enough funny fat guys
B - Dear god no I'd hoped she'd find a leading role in some high school movie.

They date in the comics.

Ned is a white Chad in the comics

>wh*te woman
>10/10
their greed and shitty personalities make them 5/10 at best regardless of looks

Ned is an absolute gookchad who deserves all the white pussy he enjoys, fuck off faggot.

The character is clearly supposed to be a nerd, why wouldn't she date another nerd? That type of girl likes "soft" guys anyway. It makes total sense to me.

If anything it should give you hope you ugly fuck.

WHAT HAPPENED

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>looks exactly like the fat asian dude from the negro spider man comics
>but he's named after Ned Leeds
>she looks exactly like Gwen Stacy
>but she's named after Betty Brant

what did they mean by this?

not that unreasonable.
she is probably an unsufferable cunt and he is the only one that gives her attention.
she probably is just content with him and wants spiderman to visit her at night.

Nerd girls still want Chad, they friend zone the fat loser they share hobbies with.

I asked her to prom and she said she wasn’t going because it was “lame”. After the prom I found out she went with this guy from the basketball team who asked her out last minute.

>Ned is an absolute gookchad who deserves all the white pussy he enjoys, fuck off faggot.
>asian male
Only in anime and vidya

Unironically have sex

> Futuristic African city

Now lets not kid ourselves. That one is more about how far they can take that joke.

Ned obviously has a massive hog.

>i'm 28yo and never even kissed a girl, never even had a female friend
Only gay guys and friend zoned dudes have female friends btw unless they are coworkers in which you have to see them everyday.

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>thinks she's 10/10
you must be fatter than he is

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Maybe if he was white you'd be correct.

You're definitely a frogposter. The problem is you, not everyone else.

classic

you just have a complete shit personality. He's outgoing funny and likeable. You are introverted and repulsive

The only possible female friends are family
>have 3 sisters
>wife has 2 sisters
Love them all, and they're all fun to hang out with. Every other woman is a stupid whore, though.

When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumor I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me. I feel like guys with the confidence to ask chicks out are aliens, totally beyond me. I think my dad believes I'm gay.

Keep seething

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Keep dilating

He has a yuuuuuuge dick and is a very popular twitch streamer and youtuber.

My coworker who the textbook example of a zoomer brags about having female “friends” and when I asked if he is fucking any of them he says no he just hangs out with them and sometimes buys them lunch. I don’t get it, I’ve never met a girl I would rather spend time with (other than for sex) over one of my male companions.

YIKES

>Dude on the right
Killmonger had a son??

stay obsessed

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Thank you Yea Forums for making me lose interest in another marvel movie

>NOOOO HOW DARE THE FAT GUY GET A GIRLFRIEND HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LONELY KISSLESS VIRGIN LIKE ME

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>I ever had interest in marvel movies
>I would like to continue having interest in Marvel movies

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>Offscreen she wants nothing to do with him
Oh nonononononononono

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They are making Ongurry pay an unusually high price in jew dues to make it.

I'm guessing it's because she won't sleep with producers.

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Yeah bc its a fictional movie.
>being this upset

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Some comicsgate wench at marvel did a brief skim of the wiki for names but didn't give single fuck who the characters actually were, and they are getting rightfully shat on via twitter and youtube for it.

I once tried to jerk off to Angourie and it didn't work, my dick was hard but I just never came. I think I just have too much respect for her.

Maybe he's likeable, unlike many of us

>being this delusional

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haha wow so funny you're so
caught up with the times nice!