Your meal is ready sir. Enjoy Detective Pikachu!

I could eat double as much and I'm stick tier slim
dont tell me fastfood actually satisfies your hunger

I ate McDonalds for the first time in 10 years a few weeks ago (no where else was open Easter evening) and I got sicker than I have been in years.

Kinda proud of myself as my body physically rejected their food.

feels good to not have any of this shit in my body

pls ESLtard stop posting

Turbo shit taste
>no Lipton or some cold tea
Shit

Then why the fuck is the lid on and straw in already?

yeah bro I'm sure you can eat eight fucking quarter pounders let alone all the other shit

Wheres my large cup of ranch to dip the burgers in?

is there really no option to drink water?

>tfw I can eat whatever i want and not get fat ever.

>Thank you father for these genes.

That's not nearly enough sauce. Please send it back I demand at least 8 packets of Signature Sauce.

same, most youth of today is like that
you'll still age horribly if you survive on american food, enjoy early boomerhood

shit genes if you'll ever want to get ripped
honestly losing weight is probably the easiest thing one can do, getting lean mass on is literally 100x harder

I'm serious
I've eaten more tbqh
maybe I have metabolism problems
I once ate 3 double chickenburgers, 20 nuggets, 2 double hamburgers and 2 cheeseburgers in one go

You nuke the ice in the theater's microwave

Option for water is usually with the ice

Don't bully him, this skelly might actually go buy 8 quater pounders and give himself a heart attack on stream

it's pretty easy to get strong and fit
not everybody in the world wants to be a schwazeneger monstrosity obsessed with weightlifting, murican retard

Where my pikachu bros at

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who needs getting ripped if you can just get gymnastic fit?

are you a terrorist?

This is actually a regular meal for me

dumb iphoneposting piece of shit

no you didn't
stop blogging anytime, it's another level of embarrassing when even underage tvedditors can caught up on your dumb lies

Water? Like from the toilet?

do amerifats actually "bully" thin people?
lmfao

>not filling your cup up with hot butter from butter dispenser
How do you dip each individual popcorn to maintain a standard level of butter and salt on each piece

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You can't even comprehend what he is saying and you call him retarded. Based double digit IQ Ruskie

weak bait

Calling bullshit. You would have to be at the very least 450 to eat this shit on the reg. Unless of course you have something to tell me user.

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like out of the toilet?

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sure thing I'm lying to people on an anonymous imageboard for admiration
cope harder fatman and stop projecting
might help you

>the nuggets are touching the plastic tray

please, ameriturd, your entire identity is guns, junk food and weightlifting
nobody cares, in the world outside america you are a pathetic existence without self-awareness
you can go insane with eternal cope disputing who gets more body mass between your group of gymcels. you'll live and die a meaningless life without realizing

How else do you post a photo of a game boy?

>food is touching the nasty ass tray

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The burgers and nuggers sure, no way with the fries

FUCK now I want to eat all that. If I cycle 10km to my local Micky D's and back I can eat it without being a fatso, right?

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I'm not the one eating some pounds of trash food proudly then lying about it to a bunch of losers online. I almost vomit thinking what your face is gonna look like when you reach 25 so shoo, go bother others losers with inferiority complex

Brisk is right fucking there you mong

holy shit half of this doesn't make any sense, the other is clear projection
Get butthurt at thins and someone fucking eating things somewhere else amerifat

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the fuck is an aioli?

just go easy, ELStard. you already have unfortunate genes, I can't see how looking 30 in your 20s is gonna help with that kek

>pepsi and coke in the same machine
what a time to be alive

got rated 7 on /soc/ and eat junk maybe once a month at best
again project and cope harder mutt, my genes made me thinchad

If you only eat that for the day I think you might be okay.

>sauce isn't all curry
GTFO of here with that shit.

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ngl I'd murder that and relish the heartburn

how are americans even still alive?

>Ate almost double this amount of Mickey D's yesterday

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*growwwwwllll*

*slurrrrrrpppp*

*howwwwwwllllll*

*burrrrrrppppppp*

*faaaaaaarrrrtttttttt*

AH, A MOST DELISHIOUSH FEEST!

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>all the people spouting this type of shit itt
Yeah you probably eat way less than you think you do. Your daily caloric intake is probably not THAT much more than a normal person. And if it is you probably have some sort of underlying health issue.

>tfw used to get a 20 pieve nugget and double quarter pounder

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