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Where are the dragons cocks?

I miss him bros

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SURRENDER CERSEI

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up my ass
*dabs*

RIP Radmure
May he party on in the afterlife.

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>tfw no /got/ sings Jenny of Oldstone

no u

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BESSIE

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1st for throwbacks

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*COUGH
AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*VOMITS

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That's gotta hurt

a few vocaroos were already posted, they're as out-of-tune as you'd expect

Didn't he commit suicide in every one of these so far?

OH CAPTAIN
MY CAPTAIN

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>mrw bells ring

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The one.

The only.

Viserys.

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OWIE ZOWIE

Reminder Stannis is part of the wearwood now

I still haven't watched any of season 8 yet. Should I even bother with it?

Why didn't Gendry make dragon armor for Rhaegal?

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Someone post that Isildur pic please I'm banned from uploading.

TETSUOOOOO

TARGARYEN FUCKING SHIT

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High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

They shitposted through the day
And into the night through the frogs that swept through the threads
From sneed to feed and "fuck niggers" again
'Til the board did purge and sage

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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They clearly meant to add more unsullied in post and either forgot or just did bother because they stopped caring

I WANT HER DEAD. MOTHER AND CHILD BOTH!

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BONG

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Because of the whole dragon is made out of the same material as the black box, it would be too heavy to fly.

>Should I even bother with it?

No, read the leaks

COUGHCARYS

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i miss blond Jamie bros

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no

/got/

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wouldn't have helped. armor stopped working after season 4

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it's kind of weird that the normie meme about GRRM is that "he kills your favorite characters LOLLLLL" when he hasn't actually killed off anyone's favorite character since Ned

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it's a big ass.

GODS what a stupid show.

>bros
either you are 12 years old or you just came from reddit. Either way, you have to go back

I'VE BEEN SHITPOSTING HERE FOR YEARS, FINISH THIS SHOW BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

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Since I started GoT I never miss an oportunity to kill a dragon in any game I play.

The Bronn scene was worse than the dragon death scene

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Why does Dany hate bells?

Why bells, it's not like Cersei had banners of her getting fucked by drago all over king's landing.

Bookfags help me out, is book Dany traumatized by bells or something?

What the fuck happened to him?

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Why would Daenerys get triggered by a fucking bell?

Does she have sensory overload? Is she autistic?

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*VOMITS
MAD QUEEN
*BLUHHHHHHHHH

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Viserys!

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If I ever get the chance I will key the fuck outta these guys car or something. Fucking hacks.

>her father is Tywin Lannisters who wiped out entire houses, women and children. and most recently the realm wide infamous Red Wedding

>Cersei somehow doesn't pepper Dany, Tyrion and some 25 soldiers standing 10feet away from her full of arrows and scorpion shots

????

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drying in my bathroom at the moment

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I need your help /got/

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why does Dany look like Griffit in Berserk

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armor stopped working (except when it's convenient for the writers) after season 4

POST THE LEAKS OF EPISODE 5 BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

KEK

The only thing I can think of is the bells/rings Drogo wore in his hair.

Plenty of normies loved Oberyn. Plenty of Tywinfags (like myself) too...

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Ours is the roar

Bell ringing is one of the more common triggers (genuine trigger, not the tumblrina kind) for people who suffer from certain mental disorders.

Stop bullying her!

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In the books the dothraki wear bells in their hair, so that's what I thought at first, but that was scrapped in the show, so I have no idea.

if Tywin was around, Dorne and the Reach wouldn't have turned against the crown. A united Westeros means Dany invading wouldn't have happened, because she'd have been isolated out Westeros affairs. Jon winning against the Boltons is also unlikely. Even if he does, he'd just get BTFO by the rest of the realm shortly afterwards.

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UI Missing Text is a pretty god motto desu

>STANNIS
>STANNIS

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I SAID SURRENDER

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Fuck Niggers

It's good. Skip episode 2 if you don't like to waste time tho.
If you are able to make realistic expectations based on former seasons you won't be disappointed. If you are a big baby that always thinks tomorrow will be a better day and that your life will improve drastically if you lift heavy or something along those lines, don't watch it.

are you a boy or a girl

What's the german wrench for?

god Bran's storyline sucked. and it sucks even more knowing it will happen the same way in the books, since the Hodor twist is confirmed

>tfw your favorite character wasn't important enough to make it into the show
>will never have to see D&D ruin them

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If you have watched the 70 or so episodes before it you might as well finish it

I want fem Jaime to sit on my face bros

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>A united Westeros means Dany invading wouldn't have happened
this is blatant fiction. she had three dragons and one of the largest living armies amassed in recent history. aegon & co conquered the entirety of westeros with much less.

>If Tywin lives, ROOOOOOSE lives
WHY WHY DID THEY TAKE THIS FRO ME

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BLOOD OF MY BLOOD

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>the sept bell was surrounded by wildfire
>mad king lost and heard the bells and wanted to burn everyone too

The Bell is R'hllor.

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"Have Sex"

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How is Preston?

>tfw

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Look at that smile.

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fuck off

>she had three dragons and one of the largest living armies amassed in recent history.
Tywin has ballistae gg lol

My interpretation was that it was just an honor guard. Not the whole army.

I'm gonna miss these threads when the show ends.

Even though the show is a burning trash dump, at least it's made for some of the best and most entertaining Yea Forums threads of the past few years.

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STARK FUCKIN SHITS

>he does it for free

show literally died with him

>aegon & co conquered the entirety of westeros with much less.
300 good men and top knotch Dragon Strategic deployment doctrine.

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The Reach also has a total of 12 million people to the next closest being 2 million and 120,000 soldiers to everyone else's at best 50,000.

Don't ask questions, war makes no sense in Westeros.

yes

We should move somewhere else if jannies ban /got/ again. Suggestions?

And Robb too
Interesting how all the fan favorite main characters only die in the first 4 seasons where the show follows the books

checkt

>Jon still alive
>Theon still alive
>Asha still alive
>Sam still alive
>Dany still alive
>Barristan still alive
>Young griff still alive
>Tyrion still alive
>Petyr still alive
>Benjen still alive
>Bran still alive
>Rickon still alive
>Sansa still alive
>Arya still alive
>Varys still alive
>Vicky still alive
>Stannis still alive
>Davos still alive
>Doran still alive
>Arianna still alive
>Jamie still alive
>Brienne still alive
>Cersei still alive
>Loras still alive
>Margaery still alive
>Olenna still alive
>Connington still alive
>Gendry still alive
>2 books left

Yeah sure, GRRM kills all his characters alright!

I will check those dubs.

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Tell me /got/ did you pay the iron price and pirate the show?

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lmao, a retard like Cersei BTFO two of those three dragons. Now imagine what a Chad like Tywin would do with a united Westeros under his command.

I would have preferred if they did any changed from the books to the shows it would be Roose and Tywin living and taking over all of Westeros.

To be fair, if he ever finishes, half of these are easily dead by the end.

>dubs
Nice.

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>DnD pissing off all fans so there's no pain when the show ends
Have you thanked them today /got/?

Hear me boar

The Whore is Pregnant

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checked

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Re checked my friend, impressive!

So did that user ever post the Ashara fapfic?

Not to mention two hot sisters to bang and keep your morale up

simpler times

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/vip/

Is this a good execution method for Dany when I get her next? I'm probably just gonna behead fAegon. He's not a bad guy per say, but treason and being a Targ fucking shit cannot go unpunished.

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No, I pay for HBO subscription

even normies are starting to hate this garbage it's incredible.

in multiple languages and qualities my lord

sick beat at 1 minute

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No, because I'd rather be pissed with good writing than pissed because it has bad writing. The ending is fine and always has been fine if this was GRRM's plan, it's poorly paced, poorly delivered, and poorly written. That's worse than just pissing everyone off just to piss them off so nobody wins.

i think that speaks less to the defenders and more to dany and her advisors. they're brainlets, which means they'd still go in.

the writing is worse than in any other season. make of that what you will.

I feel better about not having volcano arm Victarion,thanks user.
Also checked

*AHEM*
FUCK TARGSHITS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES

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so will the bells be of the "shame" kind or the kind that flattened the locals when the great sept blew up

SHTANNISH IS A LADDER

>plenty of normies loved oberyn
what? you mean the show, right? because oberyn was barely a character in the books

feel like pure shit just want him back x

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Friendly reminder that there are still two episodes left and it will only get worse from here

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Do it. Or have her drawn and quartered.
You should just hang fAegon as a commoner.

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He'll be fine he's just got a runny nose, send him to the infirmiry

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*COUGH* V-VERY IMPRE- *VOMITS* IMPRESSIVE DUBS AN- *WHEEZES* user, NOW CHE- *CHOKES* CHECK EM

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Here, have your (you)

More tendies your grace?

HEAR ME AARRGGHHH

A TRUE ION BOHN

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Do you think we could get a Dany walk of shame?

v. nice

who's the more chad viserys, book or show?

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What is this bell meme?

*COUGH* HEAR HE- *WHEEZES* HEAR *VOMITS*

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I’d pay good money to see gurm SEETHING watching the show

rewatching early GoT right now, it's so good but god I forgot how much I fucking hate Catelyn

Well her advisers are

>Missandei
A glorified handmaiden who knows a lot of languages
>Grey Worm
Who has never actually been in a proper war, nor have the Unsullied ever put up a proper fight outside of the Night King, let alone having any knowledge of Westeros.
>Tyrion
Who in the books is told not to be trusted and has become closer to Tywin slowly.
>Varys
Who was always out for his own game, manipulated every king he served and is generally considered the poison of the court
>Barristan
Who is dead in the show, but otherwise was damn good at advice
>Jorah
Who is dead in the show, but otherwise was damn good at advice, and was conveniently never around when she actually could have used it, or his advice is completely forgotten about despite Dany agreeing.
>Olenna/Dorne
Also dead, but they were decent at advice somewhat.

>not playing Stannis so you can burn everyone

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Why do YAAAAS types love Dany even though she fell in love with her rapist in season 1?

>mrw

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>Robb Stark wanted some woke foreign nobody over this

Book, you barely learn about him in the show.

Show;

Catelyn was a cunt but a justifiable cunt.

This was a good scene though. Only Danyfags think otherwise.

The last good CoD
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mistakes were made

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Impressive.

lmao instead he gets you seething for it
and he gets it for free
and he gets it for free

You are like little baby

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Well, ofc. Only popular in show because of the actor's depiction.

on one hand, her advisors really aren't that good

on the other hand, you're not very good queen material if the job of your advisors is literally to reign in your worst impulses and and stop you from setting fire to everything

Probably not. Grrm isn’t afraid to kill
People off as the story goes that doesn’t mean he is like hbo and needs a shocking death of every character

Because the show tries to paint her as this empowered woman who takes control of the situation rather than a scared 14yo girl who is stockholm syndromed thinking its love and that she has to please her man, while also trying to play the game and survive this ordeal and get out of it.

The show does a lot of poor shit with Dany, the ironic thing is its doing a good job of her going Mad because it actually makes everyone look objectively at her entire character to try and figure it out.

Again, "Figure it out yourself". They'd rather just let people have to piece together obvious shit instead of just writing it in like good writers do.

>mfw he actually won in my Stannia game.
I was busy in the Reach and suddenly a Targ shit's on the throne.
Actually made a save and played as him. That was fun

When she takes Tyrion prisoner she did very well. Takes advantage of the situation by sheer talking out of her ass. Wasted it all a couple of episodes later.
Sad!

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I did half and half, getting lazy with the later seasons and just paying for the cheap HBO Nordic account. I wouldn't have paid for it this time if my brother didn't let me use his account. The quality of the stream is fucking atrocious. All their shows are a jerky mess for some reason, I can't figure out why. How hard could it be to give me a Band of Brothers that doesn't look like it's been badly switched from 60 to 50hz or something.

Will we ever see Twyon T. Goodmann?

who tf is "Lord Mark"

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Catelyn was the most believable woman character on the show which is why I liked her

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My family has HBO so not really. I gave some stream sites to my brother tho because he is in Canada and for whatever reason he cant make his VPN work on HBO GO and he sucks at internet searching. Also there is no way I tell him to go to Yea Forums(nel) to find them himself

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guys whatever happened to Kevan Lennister?

>Robb was killed because he didn’t want to marry this QT

Impressive

i hate kelly c and i think this scene was even dumber than most of episode 3, i thought only littlefinger had the powers teleportation, apparently everyone has unlocked it now

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>blobposting

>implying this isn’t the most fun I’ve had since seeing Hilldawgs crying and coping during the 2016 election

Yes

Smirkfu wouldn't have let any of season 8 happen, lads.

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Such perfectly sculpted face.

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>When she takes Tyrion prisoner she did very well
is this a joke? that retarded stunt gets her husband killed later on.

that's exactly why i hated her, i fucking hate women

he died when cersei blew up the sept

Is Robin Arryn a good match for Myrcella? Trystane married one of the sand snakes.

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>good scene
>euron no scopes a dragon with 3 accurate shots from behind a rock spire and surrounded by mist when Drogon, Rhaegal, and Dany should have seen them from the air with ease
>proceeds to miss the next direct on shots
>Dany doesn't even think once to flank them since they have no ballista on the back of the boats

No, it was not a good scene, it was completely contrived and macguffin bullshit. Don't care if it was Dany, Jon, Tywin, Cersei, Euron, or whoever, it was retarded.
To be fair Jorah never really had that problem with her, only Barristan and the rest did. She seemed to listen to Jorah's advice beyond staying in Essos and actually learn and grow from it.

>Big crossbows are more powerful than cannons
>Ships just fucking explode when hit by a big crossbow
>A fleet of ships stayed hidden from dragons on a clear day
No

AS LONG AND AS SHARP AS YOUR

fuck off already preston

there's a quick throwaway line in the books when Catelyn is lamenting Robb's fuckup with the Westerling girl that she wishes he could have fallen for Margaery instead. can't tell you how much I'd love that AU

Mark Mullendore?

>the bells remind her of the time Drogo raped her hard and his bells were jingling all over the place
>bells at KL literally triggering her reminding of the night that she got raped
>also it was beautiful

not so bad yourself user

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>her ancestors were all big dick red blooded alpha males who conquered all of Westeros with 3 dragons
>she is losing

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Why didn't Walder just show this girl to Cat? I'm sure Robb would be less inclined to break his vows if Cat told him there's a qt there.

Cat kidnapping Tyrion based on words for an untrustworthy man who has done nothing but try to hinder her life by getting in her pants is one of the most retarded decisions anyone has ever made on Westeros, let alone the show.

The one move effectively gets Ned killed, Robb killed, and led to all the shit we have now.

noh

if dubs Stannis returns as the Night King 2 and kills everyone

>-93%
GRANDFATHER PLEASE

I beat Stannis with the help of Mace (who died in a battle, so Willas is regrouping back at Highgarden) while Tywin was taking the Iron Islands for some obscure reason.

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Is this the last good scene Arya was in?

Aegon is too easy. If you're gonna dragon at least play the dance with dragons start.
It can turn on a whim and each fight matters because you can lose a dragon evety time.

It gets him injured because of Jamie autism, as Tywin pointed out later. He was already fucked when he started to be curious about how genetic works.

I should have shown the religion being Rhllor.

Actually Harrold might be better, considering he'd live longer.

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Sure it was a stupid move overall, but the way she went about it in that instance was pretty smart and set her up to be an atleast somewhat intelligent character.

Based

>Dany flying on her dragon, scouting ahead for enemies to keep her ships safe
>sees the enemy ironborn ships, there's only a few of them
>she dives down to skim over the sea, to keep herself out of view for as long as possible and ambush the ships
>as she gets near and is about to torch the ships suddenly giant Kraken tentacles burst out of the sea and tangle all around her other dragon, pulling it into the murky depths
>as she flees in horror to warn her ships about the danger she sees a man wearing Valyrian armour with a mad grin on his face, staring at her
There, I fixed it.

Give Myrcella to Theon, she's a qt, he needs something, and she'll always remain pure with him having no dick.

I always kill Robin Arryn (or he just dies)
and Marry Cersei (matrilineally) to Harry the Heir and push his claim as soon as they have kids. Myrcella deserves better.

It was entertaining but fucking stupid

>1 off
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Why though? I've seen this Catelyn hate meme a lot but can't tell what about her is particularly offputting.

S8e01 and s8e02 were both pointless filler that went nowhere. S8e03 was supposed to be the big payoff for 8 years of storyline and took a massive shit on the shows legacy instead. S8e04 was actually pretty good for the most part. I can't say ive been impressed so far but if you have already seen the rest you might as well just finish out the final 6 episodes. Maybe you'll find something to like but this season has been panned by almost everyone for good reasons

>Marry the daughter of a wealthy family in Volantis
>Said daughter sends letters to them so they know she married and what not
>Daughter gets killed in Red Wedding along with her future baby
One would think Volantis would take that shit badly and at least send some faceless men.

the problem with Robb breaking the arranged marriage in the show is they portray it like he did it for love or sexual attraction, when in the books he does it because of the Stark honor code.

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Is CKII good without the got mod? Memes can only keep my interest for so long.

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That plot point was solved with no consequences. Jamie attacks Ned but he doesn't die. Tyrion frees himself.
It's the king getting killed and Ned being a retard about Joff that gets him killed. Everything else follow and the mix of Starks and Tullys obviously leads to all the retardation that happens later.

The Aegon game is for relaxing map painting. The crowned stag is where I play the actual game.

Why did they let their daughter go on a trip to the rapehole that is Westeros, during a war?

fucking this, dany was never queen, jorah was the leader of that army and group, he was king, he just turned over the 'power' to dany, like how tyrion suggested with jon/dany, things always went to shit when he wasn't around

Why is he actually so fit lads

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We’ll never see Olenna’s bantz about wolves and cold and all :(

It's good but the least interesting grand strat I find.

wow, nevermind that

He came in literally at the last second. We're back on track lads.

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Put a piece of GoT dialogue into this website and let a neural network complete the scene for you.

talktotransformer.com/

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M-MUHSENDEI?!

Same reason families let their idealistic sons go to Africa's warzones to aid the war victims I guess.

It's fun but its mostly a word simulator than an actual game, find a CIV or Sims GoT Mod.

You're right, there should've been repercussions in any case.

Aegon is for playing a centuries long game of whack-a-mole on the rebels as your dynasty gets shittier.

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He has the world's smallest nipples

Yeah she blew him up along with like half the lords of Westeros and somehow faced no challenge

In the books kevan is murderd by somebody but I forgot who

>jorah finally gets a taste of his Khaleesi's brapper

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AAAAARRGGGHHHHHH

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MUHSENDEEEEEEEEEEI!!

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>it's good

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How do you get the other characters names in?

don't listen to this pleb

compensation for his small dick

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Stark honor code and Sybell Spicer’s date rape drugs

FINISH THE FUCKING BOOKS YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER

she sets the kingslayer. the most valuable war hostage, free -- and thinks the lannisters will decide to reciprocate by sending her arya and sansa. why would the lannisters even agree to that? i know that "SHE IS A MOTHER" but surely she's not retarded enough to think tywin lannister will be kind enough to give back her children for no reason? what she did basically allowed the lannisters to organize the red wedding without a risk.

not to mention she was a horrid bitch to jon, despite all the fault lying with ned. she never blamed ned, though, and blamed jon for something out of his control.

Remember me?

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That's scrawny as fuck though.

You don't. The neural network can deduce from context. The only thing you put in is the bold text.

It's alright, but I only have interest in fantasy mods.

>Skip episode 2
>skip the best episode in this shitheap of a season
look at this retard

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ofcourse

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I NEED TO KNOW HOW IT ENDS LADS, SOMEONE FINISH IT

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>implying.
I've already tripled the dragon numbers amd I keep a tight lid on any targ vs targ bullshit. I'm in my fourth Targ ruler in that save I think. Actually thinking of taking the rest of Essos.
What makes it s bit cheap is that dragon riders have free casus belli.

*hack*
*cough*
FUCK

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also she trusted littlefinger despite him very obviously being the least trustworthy person on the planet. female intuition, my ass.

>Skip episode 2
The first 2 episodes were the best part of this shit season.

Why is Asha Greyjoy in my court? Why can I appoint her as a babysitter?

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>manlet detected

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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LET THEM FUCK

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did they fuck?

Cope. You know it's true.

FOOKIN LEGEND

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It is a paradox game, if you powergame instead of roleplay of course it is the easiest shit ever.

There is only one thing we say to death: "Death," as the Bible says. And the fact we are talking about it means that God is not only loving and doing all in His power to help us, but there is a good reason that He exists.

We are called to help others.

Take her as a lover fag

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Odds on this all being true

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Nani?!

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Kino

chekt

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What is this?

A lannister always pays his taxes and no tax is due to him!" In the U.K. they call it, "You've lost your right to complain!" But it also means: That your money is safe, you have the money to pay your taxes and you never get robbed. In reality, you have to pay for it -- and if it's a tax that could cost more to pay, than you're going to pay. If, however, the situation isn't as bad as you think it is, you're still entitled to complain if you think it's wrong or if you think it's unfair. For example, if your company is collecting taxes for overseas companies and you want to protest what's going on, that's pretty much all there is to it. But if your neighbor is taxing them for you, if their tax is over 50%, the complaint can be very effective. Remember: The law is pretty flexible. That means all you have to prove is what your taxes are actually doing, not only that they're doing it (as we'll see


wyf os this shitty website

HOLY FUCKING BASED

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tard

that is precisely when the book material ran out, wasn't it

her dragons are garbage compared with the three dragons that invaded westeros

If I was power gaming I'd have a Targ in every kingdom by gen 2.
Aegon was ridiculously OP.

Ignore this, am retarded

Like this??

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based

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GRRM won't let you do that, Star Fox

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i want to fuck those eyebrows

>even AIs are Stannischads

Well that settles it then

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top fucking kek

Maybe we can get it to finish the books.

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bottom right is just harrison ford

you don't fuck them, they fuck you

burn this

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they're like little fuzzy wuzzy caterpillars going into your foreskin uwu

Thanks for sharing, this shit fucking gold

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Here is your tax plan

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I mean look at how D&D handled the other stuff that was in the books. The odds are that it'll be fucking kino in the books, with just small but very important changes to what happens and how it's shown. Like the first chapter of a book being a POV with a random name going through his day in Winterfell, and then at the end you realise it's Hodor you've been following when Bran wargs into his mind.

amazing

pretty much everything after Joffrey's death is an accelerated version of the books, or something created by TV writers.

everything after Cersei's walk of shame is entirely fan fiction.

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The AI is a scatfag?

Only one sex per episode pal

>all the others usually wear armour of ice that's impenetrable to human weapons but looks like regular armour
>but this guy knew he was going to be fighting against the last Children, who would most certainly be armed with dragonglass weapons, his one weakness
>so he scrounged around among the wights to find some armour that fit and looked right, just to bait the cunts
4D chess motherfucker right there, he should have been the NK.

Is it possible for a computer program to have a stroke?

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>crown of edmure
kek

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>hesitantly
>nervously
>meticulous play by play interactions with environment
>cliche falsehoods for effect ("all he could do was")
>look and looked in same sentence

christ the prose is just so bad

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>we are writting a new book for GRR this very moment
LADS

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based tax poster

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Save me grey worm!

*teleports begins the night king*

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>ghost was not given a good bye because cgi is expensive

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Those guys also knew how to train their dragons because they'd been raised in Valyria. It's really amazing she's done so good so far, only having the biggest one fly off and eat children.

oh wait I get it, half the prose is generated by shitty AI
I could not tell the difference

oh fugg

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Is that a quote from one of the books?
if so, which one

>i desimotp i reverof flesruoy

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Fear not if he dies guys, if GRRM dies then one day, decades from now there will be An AI we can just feed all the books to, and it'll push out another book. (That's actually good)

Amazing

holy shit is the AI secretely redpilled?

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...

Well that deserves its own image

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Man I hope this is true solely for the memes

It's just summoning an elder god

>She'd found somewhere to sleep next to a guy-boy, and she'd got off on that sight.

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that's Jamie fucking Cersei after Joffrey dies iirc

Jesus, Aragorn is one cold-blooded motherfucker.

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A Dance with Dragons I think.

God I love fanservice

>and has writer's block and is 70

I've never seen an author interact with fans on a forum before while in the process of writing. that's interesting

actualy /got/ thread

The AI has some weird fucking fetishes.

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ADWD, "The Wayward Bride"

It's Asha Greyjoy being dicked down by Qarl the maid

>Sam got a brother and mother who like him back home and made friends on the NW
>Sandor got burnt by his brother who 99% sure murdered their father and sister and has no friends at all
I wonder why

>GODS I WAS STRONG BACK THEN
BUT NOW I TENTIFY
>I'M A CUNT THAT GETS HURT
LAST CHANCE I SHALL WIN
>I'LL TAP MY HEAD ON THE WALL AS I SEND
>THAT HEAR MY BOOGIE BAND
I GUESS I'M A WINNER
>YEAH, HOMELESS NO BOSS
I GOT THE FUCKING FAIL
>I'M CUNT AND I HAVE A BUNCH OF BOOTS
YEAH, CHANGE THE FUCK UP
>I'M A JUGGLER THAT HATES TO GIVE AND HATES TO DIE
[Hook]
>JUGGLERS
[Verse 1:]
>I'M CUNT THAT GETS HURT
I'M A CUNT THAT GETS HURT
>I'M A CUNT THAT GETS HURT
I'M A CUNT THAT GETS HURT
>I'M A CUNT THAT GETS HURT
I'M A CUNT THAT GETS HURT
>I'M A CUNT THAT GETS HURT
[Hook 1,2:17]
>JUGGLERS

> futa gilly fucking sam
oh boy

Pod The Rod, thick as a castle wall.
Just imagine how filled Winterfell will be with pregnant women after all this shit. There's no more Winterfell men to actully live there, just all the servant girls who fucked the night away in Ecstasy over being alive.

Margaery Tyrell should've looked like pic related

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Still mad that her hair didn't burn

A tranny for sure

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I don't know if we could handle those tits.

Idgi why does she hate bells?

KEK

UMMM

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BASED

hope you see this m8 and get a good laugh

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