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Yes pls giv thicc mommy gf.

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women love taking care of guys. they just love bitching about everything more

this show is the funniest thing hart ever did

>men want a mommy they can stick their dick in
wow no shit

HA!

Why did you marry her then retard

My brother-in-law does this but they have 4 kids so he’s stuck. He’s 32 and fucking hates women.

Why are you millennials so utterly dysfunctional?
Every single generation before you had this figured out before their 30s.
Meanwhile you in your 30s are too busy playing videogames and watching shitty superhero movies for 5 year olds.

If you have accepted your place as a failed generation, then just commit suicide.
And not just the men, your women too, millennial women are ugly as fuck.

If she regularly unironically posts and shares anything on social media, she's not worth it bros

i have no problem getting hard during fapping but i get incredibly nervous during sex and even during a bj/hj. ive never been able to release with a woman, only on my own, how do i fix this anxiety?

Unironically correct.

Lol, the women who make these comics will...

A) Be alone at 40
B) Be married to some doormat whose guts they hate

>bros
Either you lost your way to reddit, or you are a 12 year old.

There’s nothing left to fight for

for the love of god sauce on picture

Yeah, thank god you kickstarted the culture war, who wanted a peaceful and relaxing world to live in?

If you want to fight, join the army and die for Israel.

>/got/fag trying to compensate
ha

This is the dumbest l”call out” post I’ve seen in my life

Who's that? When her husband gets home from work he'll be livid.

No, I have better things to do whan watching LOTR adapted for millennials.

the best part us hell trick some retard younger guy to get married, by shiling "its about being a man bro"

What's the alternative? Women can't do anything but look after a house, I wouldn't even let one raise a child past the age of 4 (That's when a man is supposed to take over)

Cleaning house is so fucking much easier than actually trying to make money you fucking cunt

Like project on Anons you don't know anything about?

>tfw not a stay-at-home husband

I work full time and still do all that stuff for myself too. What’s wrong with sharing responsibilities? It frees up time for both partners.

I'm too busy being a NEET and enjoying my taxpayer-funded RTX 2080.

based i want a wife who makes 100k a year and lets me sit home and play video games all day

>says

Spotted the cuck

>how do i fix this anxiety?
Unironically by having sex

HA!

maybe 20 years of assault on the nuclear family has something to do with that?
women want a career, but they also want kids, but they also need a sitter because the kids dad could be one of 30 people she fucked that night

retroactively applying standards from a generation ago does nothing for the people living in the here and now
except maybe make you feel a little smug

Continuing the human species?
Then again, I understand that you millennials are a generation of nihilistic degenerate scum who's only goals in life is watching whatever fad show there is on air nowadays and pretending you are smarter than anyone else, while you are on 5 different pills to block your suicidal thoughts.

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Yeee... YEEE!!

but i cant stay hard during sex. and women arent really willing to keep trying to have sex if they dont think you can get hard so its not like i can keep practicing

this.
back when I was a neet I used to clean the house and cook for my dad and sister
I miss it now that I'm a wagecuck

Why do women even want a career? Careers are shit and are no substitute to kids. Kids give you a purpose a shitty career (which most are) do not.
If you're lucky enough to actually like you're job, I guess well done, but the majority do not, it's just a source of income.

what the fuck?

because they're "not allowed" to have one

dude I wish I could be a househusband or some shit like that.
Taking care of a household is piss easy, and she should be glad they can afford it in the first place

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>you millennials
you're a 40+ year old boomer? why are you here grandpa

Too much effort.

it is easy, but the true reason women hate it is they're not getting enough attention they normally would anywhere else

because this website is older than most its current userbase, sadly.
Rest of the net is too polite for my taste.

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They don't work.
Why do you think most millennials live with their parents in their 30s?

Can you kindly fuck off, gramps? What the fuck are you even doing here, you jaded old prick?

I'm 20.

Are you implying that your generation is better than ours, you degenerate zoomer fuck?

Because boomers ruined the economy apparently and the inability to buy a 3 bedroom apartment in downtown Manhattan on a baristas salary is the result of trump

Performance anxiety or you simply masturbate too much. Work on your self esteem.

there's too many humans right now

and before you call me a cuck, read back that part you wrote about millennial fads

>man bad woman good

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We'll see by the time ours is in their 30s.
For now, millennials are confirmed to be a failed generation.
Hell, you are pretty much the same as most zoomers, but the difference is that plenty of Gen Z are still teenagers, not adults who are in the age of having their own home and a family.

White overpopulation isn't a thing you mindless drone. Whites are slowly dying out. It's niggers, spics and other shitskins that are causing overpopulation.

This. Women’s positive actions grow through praise. Tell them you like it when they do cooking etc and they’ll do more of it. Deep down all women want to please men. They just need to be tamed

>pays for her food
>pays for her housing
>pays for clothing

women are children

>there's too many humans right now
Agreed.
Fix that by killing yourselves.
You'll also redeem yourselves for the past 10 years of political autism.

Yes, so? If you want my money you need to earn them.

Well the option to stay at home is less viable since it’s too expensive to live in a city with one income. And also women are taught they have to compete with men rather than cooperate for the goal of a family.

Men are just better work machines. A woman not having kids is just choosing the life of a man; work until you can’t work anymore then die.

>women are children

You fucking wish you pedo

>White overpopulation isn't a thing you mindless drone.
fascinating
you should probably tell whoever said that it was

Redpilled
The economy is in utter complete fucking shambles and there are much bigger problems at play than the sitting fucking president

I want that so i know our children will be taken care of while i go working. I dont want to outsource my kids to a stranger or family member. I dont get whats so hard to understand about that

more like i'm busy making money and don't have time for this bullshit

redpill atehsim general

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then you realise everything you said in also applies to your generation?

>you're a 40+ year old boomer? why are you here grandpa
Its a gen z nigger baiting you dumb fuck

you two have a lot to talk about

there are too many poos and africans.
Chinks are a given, but the 1 child policy is cutting the fat neatly.

Isn't it sad that what applies to a generation of people who are teenagers and, at most, early 20s, applies too to a generation of 30 year olds?

>gramps
Embarrassing

i'm sure the countless drowned baby girls are taking solace in that

well, he actually outed himself earlier in the thread

>is
got abandoned

>durr we must poop out offspring for the sake of spreading like literal cancer
>not for having walking representations of your love between someone else
you boomers are literal spambots

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>but the 1 child policy is cutting the fat neatly
didnt they get rid of that because of the pussy shortage? its why so many chinks literally buy wives from russia/eastern europe these days

Lol fuck that. Stop being so unlikable then.
>you millenials
Millenials are pushing 40, grandma

I used to have sex on the reg but then all of a sudden I got performance anxiety and it lasted about a week or two. Just set goals for yourself and work towards them, get your mind focused on those things, and when sex happens it'll be a break/release from working towards that goal. Your goal is that you want to have sex without any problems, that's what's causing your performance anxiety, it's a self-defeating prophecy. You have to go into sex without any preconceived notions on how it will go, just let it happen naturally.

tourist please leave

>mfw my brothers wife doesn't cook, clean or work
>mfw he's obviously emotionally dead in side from watching his fat wife fuck away his money
>mfw he's too much of a pussy to cheat and too afraid to divorce because he'll lose everything
NEVER EVER GET MARRIED.

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They allow 2 children now.

thanks bro

>Men want women who would be good mothers since the dawn of time
>Some women assume it's because men are babies and that it's not about being a good mother to future children you have together
Strange.

>tfw my sister likes cooking
>tfw also cuddle her while watching movies and play vidya together
Why would I want a girlfriend?

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Actual redpill

Is that a very tiny laptop or something else?

she'll get a boyfriend one day and you'll never have that again

If you see yourself as cancer, perhaps you should remove yourself and end your shallow, materialistic existence.

The website was made by a millenial.

Nintendo ds lite

Which is why he was so fucking gay.

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it's all so tiresome

lots of cardio, get really fit. Swim, cycle, run.
because your cardiovascular system includes your dick getting hard

Sorry if that's not the answer you want, but it is atleast something more tangible and straightfoward than mental issues.

note that the women who believe this also want a man who drives them around in his expensive car, lets her live in his expensive car, all while paying for every meal and buying her expensive gifts. don't forget the diamond and wedding too

Personally, I see you, me and all of humanity as cancer. That's why I've made it my duty to live, observe and if ever given the chance end this cancerous growth once and for all.

he copy pasted 2ch's script

>I see you, me and all of humanity as cancer
t. pic related

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live in his expensive house i meant. fucking brain

Get a load of this dumb goy, having children is one of the most retarded things you could do. Who cares about the continuation of humanity?

The sad thing is that a lot of women that saw this took it as an actual argument

Unironically based

i wish

Explain from a moral standpoint why humanity should continue.

Isn’t this true tho? If both of them work, why should you expect the woman to do all the housework? You should both be able share the workload if you want a functioning household.

wtf I love now

I got this from fb and posted it on pol a year ago. Good to see it making the rounds

Humanity can be great, but it can only be great if we filter out the trash.

TL;DR we need to wipe out the jews.

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Why does this thread have 200 replies

Most women work nowadays. If you happen to marry someone who will stay as a housewife and she acts like this then you fugged up.

I am not, nor have ever been a goth/scene or whatever the fuck that is (I'd hit it tho). I have just spent many, many years thinking about existence on this planet and have come to the rational conclusion that humanity is shit and probably shouldn't exist.

jerking off is better. Sex is rarely about you. Most women are worried about themselves getting off. Fapping is better because you can just focus on yourself and what you like. Want anal, no problem, click click click, fap fap fap. Want anal in real life, better hope it's your birthday or something. Oh great now you gotta listen to her complain about how her ass is bleeding, fan-fucking-tastic. So hot. Forget about it. Women are for babies, jacking it is for pleasure.

>Millenials are pushing 40
dumb shit retard detected, that's gen y. millennials are just now entering their late teens/20s

have sex

Ironic or no, its this mindset that will lead to the fall of democracy in the West and the formation of a new Empire. The moment children are seen as a list of "pros" and "cons" is the moment a culture is well and truly dead. All that remains is sterile civilization, destined to destroy itself with its own success.

That's Gen Z.

>millennials are just now entering their late teens/20s
How to become this retarded?

at this point it has probably been reposted by millions of women
and many millions more have probably quoted it to their friends or husbands/boyfriends
"so trueeee!!!" yeah I saw this meme picture too, you dumb ass whore

dilate

So how long realistically till sexbots and JOI's user's. 15-30 Years is what i'm guessing.

Millennials are those born between, more or less, 1985 and 1995.
Millennials are those that are, on average, 30 now.

>millennials aren't people born around the millennium
whatever you say, retard

>tfw girl i am talking to keeps saying she wants to voluntarily do all this shit for me

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thanks. i used to be really fit but a health condition limited my phsyical activity but according to the docs, aside from being skinnyfat im in good shape

>Humanity can be great, but it can only be great if we filter out the trash.
>TL;DR we need to wipe out the jews
Do you understand that wars have always been fought before the Jews?
Think about this
Humans were designed to hand together in groups. This caused a fiercer competition for resources, and tribes of niggas had to fight. Hell. Even after the neolithic rev, there were still highwayman etc.
I'm not saying people have the capacity to do good.
If you can look at hisotry, at society, at how people act in public, and on social media and feel good...
I envy yiur just world bias, but only because you're safe from it

oh the irony in this post

No, millennials are the youngest adults of the millenium.

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DESU blaming millenials for everything as silly as blaming boomers for the all the problems in our society. Boomers raised millenials and boomers were raised by the "greatest" generation. So clearly the fault is with the greatest generation for not raising boomers right!

I'm not talking about war, war is part of humanity, i'm talking about those who hold humanity back.

how dare men ask for something in return for providing their wife with everything.

>BAAWWWWWWWWW SUHCIETY STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES INKELS MAN UPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
The only generation that failed was the boomers.

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lol why the fuck would i want to continue the human race exactly

Thank the gods for Bessie. And her tits.

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why should anyone have to explain why it should when it's going to no matter what your retarded ass thinks you stupid faggot

what a load of pretentious horse shit

I know this feel. She got fat too

This one makes me mad because women don't actually bring anything but sex to a relationship. They don't work, they don't clean, they can't cook, they won't drive themselves anyfuckingwhere unless it's with my car instead of theirs.

>her tits
What tits?
She has no tits, she's just fat.
Get some damn taste.

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Sick argument, broheim

imagine being attracted to this putrid mongrel

I'm glad my hand can't get pregnant. My hand also won't sue me when she decides she's bored of the relationship, accuse me of rape, try to ruin my life and take everything I have.

>this thread

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She is literally obese and using push-up bra.

we need to engineer ourselves breh
this "human" form got us far but... time to ascend

I want to punch this goblino

I don't have to justify my existence to you, you tool. If you lack passion or any sort of drive in your soul then lie down and die and stop wasting everyone elses time and resources

Why was this image made? It's basic fucking symbiosis. If someone stays at home most of the time then they attend to the housework and if someone stays at work most of the time then they attend to their job.

Define regularly

imagine thinking housework is hard, and that it takes more than 3 hours a day