>business trip in London
>go to see avengers: endgame because I need to pass some time
>nearly full cinema
>disturbingly almost silent audience throughout
>not even a single cheer at the most intense moments
Are yuropoors autistic?
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Ryder Carter
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Angel Morales
Brits are miserable people, and London is a shithole
Leo Peterson
I saw it in London too, everyone was laughing hysterically like banshees at every shitty joke.
Why are yuropoors so easily amused?
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Joseph Howard
>in a city with fucking everything to do
>go to a movie when you need to pass the time
are you autistic
Carson Watson
We are the opposite of autistic. True autism is cheering and clapping in the theater like morons.
Luke Thomas
>clapping and screaming during a movie
why are amerimutts like this?
this too
Elijah Ramirez
>be american
>go to europe
>people don't clap at movies
>get mad at that
Adam Cox
Letting lights and sounds on a screen manipulate you on an emotional level is the most autistic reaction of all. It is a MOVIE. LIGHTS AND SOUNDS FLICKERING ON A SCREEN. If you cry or laugh or cheer at LIGHTS AND SOUNDS ON A SCREEN then you are as mentally advanced as an infant giggling at jingling car keys.
Bentley Flores
> Americans
Aaron Morales
Wow congratulations kiddos you got the joke!!!!
Click the spoiler to claim your prize
Easton Bailey
>Everything to do
Like what
Nathan Watson
This. Autists are usually loud and obnoxious because they are simply too socially retarded to notice when everyone around them is cringing.
Kevin Watson
Same in Australia, all it got was a few chuckles. Hard to believe anyone thinks it's the GOAT movie without the screaming audience track.
Elijah Robinson
Is it true that bongs are a lot more quiet/introverted than Americans?
If so I definitely need to move there
I'm so fucking tired of all the loud, obnoxious and confrontational people here
Just shut the fuck up and leave me alone
Hudson Hall
getting raped by pakis and then being arrested for reporting it
Adrian Gomez
did you purchase a cinema viewing license while you were there?
Ryder Brooks
Bongs are pussies afraid of any kind of confrontation or conflict. They try to pass it off as being introverted but they're actually autistic. That's why they're obsessed with waiting in lines and paying taxes on everything.
Levi Young
Found the sperg.
>implying books are anything more than high contrast blobs on paper and therefore absurd to emotionally invest or learn from
>implying other people are just swirling atoms moving air around to make hollow, made up sounds that we arbitrarily give meaning to
Christopher Phillips
>go to America
>opening credits
>whoopin and hollaring
>popcorn getting thrown at the screen
>”YO BRO IM AT THE MOVIES CANT TALK YEAH IM WATCHING AVENGERS ITS FUCKING AWESOME”
>constant sound of eating
>constant “what did he say” because even with a 5 million watt sound system the dialogue is drowned out by the sound of fatties eating nachos
Are Americans actually retarded?
Connor Stewart
shrek adventure
Jordan Gonzalez
You're the one who gets emotionally invested in fiction, FICTION, and you're calling other people spergs/autists? It isn't real, user. NONE OF IT IS REAL. Getting emotionally invested in FICTION is the most autistic reaction of all.
Anthony Watson
Daniel Smith
>enjoying storytelling, our species' earliest form of communication and entertainment that has been going on since the literal beginning of time, is autistic
Kayden Wood
>having no emotional reaction to anything means I’m not the autist
Aiden Smith
>cheering at movies
Carson Fisher
It's this kind of mental defect that led to the creation of religion.
Brody Harris
Joseph Cruz
>Is it true that bongs are a lot more quiet/introverted than Americans?
Yes, but it's a double edged sword, like we're all so quiet that we practically expect eachother to be able to read eachother's minds when it comes to picking up on social cues and shit like that.
Dominic Harris
>clapping after that mess
Cameron Wood
> London
> silent
> London
Haha. Guess how I know you are lying!!
Landon Williams
Only in London, mate. Go to the towns with little cinemas and people will have a lovely giggle and cheer.