Bifurication Edition
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/got/
>some on Yea Forums was a fucking extra in /got/ lat season
pretty based
Did Dany create a new Blackfrye rebellion scenario in the making with legitimizing Gendry?
>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”
>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”
>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”
>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.
>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith … even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.
>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair. Then, Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again
>He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed
CHOPPP LEG
what a shitty mad yas queen image, here is your upscaled version
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GIVE TO DRAGON
/got/
LET SANDOR FUCK
/emilia/
GODS I WAS SHAME BACK THEN
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
I still don't believe this leak, if it's true this is where all the normies will officially jump ship.
CROW'S EYE
CROW'S EYE
CROW'S EYE
Viserys!
TARGARYEN FUCKING SHIT
DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG
AAAAAAHHHHH LET HIM FUCK
So what's the single most nonsensical thing in the show and why is it the Sand Snakes avenging Oberyn's death by killing Oberyn's family?
Ta, fella.
Why bells? I get Cersei getting triggered by bells, but Dany?
Ever pretending Dany had a chance at winning
Aeron is my favorite ironborn. Molestation victim Jesus freak Damphair redeems the rest of his shitty goatfucking rape island
>Gendry is a bastard
Not anymore
>Jon only has a piece of paper
That’s literally more proof than Dany has though? Literal reddit brainlet
new addition
he's a volcel you raging faggots
She knows for whom the bell tolls
>bitter emotional woman getting emotional and self-destructive
That was on point
add pic related to the despair
Last season they used the word of the cripple as evidence to execute little finger, so it's not so far fetched
She is uninronically better with white hair
>I should have fucked her bloody
WRONG HE WANTS TO FUCK LET HIM FUCK
hmmmmm
Arya killing the NK by running past his army so fast their hair gets wooshed to the side and they can’t conprehend what happened, followed by her killing the NK by stabbing him (with a dagger) through armor that seems as good as steel plate into the exact same spot he was created, except it’s not even the same spot
>mfw dragons finally get what they deserve
>mfw Danyfags finally get what they deserve
>mfw showfags finally get what they deserve
Nobody gave a shit when they gutted Stannis like a fish.
Nobody cared when the SS Character Assassination came for Jaime.
People's eyes glazed over when I told them what a joke show Euron was.
Nobody noticed Stoneheart, Griff, Belwas, Victarion or Arianne Martell not existing.
But now the tables have turned. Now Danyfags are finally having to deal with the bullshit they've willfully ignored for years. And they can't fucking stand it.
This is the Stannischad's final revenge.
This is the ending you deserve.
add ghost sleeping somewhere there
Cutting off Missandei's head before throwing her off a wall.
this image is better and color corrected
no shitskin blood allowed in kings landing
Yes!
we looked for you in the archive
Based Myrcella and her wolf milf
fuck off autist
Lyanna was a trap. Jon is Ashara's kid.
>mfw dany is going to get stabbed by jon
>bran in the tree
well done
Why is Myrcella dead ? Why was she on the Iron Throne ? Why was she married to Lyanna ? Why was Lyanna of her dynasty ?
I TURNED MYSELF INTO AN ICE-CREAM TOMMEN
I'M ICE-CREAM MAAAAAAARGE
The cutest girl in all of the seven kingdoms and the one true queen!
it’s what the targshits deserve
Ser Brienne (of Tarth) IS best girl and you cannot prove me wrong
DANY NO
Reminder that Viserys did nothing wrong.
oops wrong pic
I wish she was that cute
And now their watch is ended
>tfw no Targ princess during her male sibling's stable and prosperous rule with healthy male heirs gf
haha
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Bring the ladders! LET'S TAKE THIS CITY!
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Never change /got/
>abuse your impressionable baby sister
>abruptly make her Queen of one of the most formidable military powers in Essos
What could possibly go wrong
20 good men
KEK
well said.
My only hope is that the prequel shit they have lined up bomb as well
>abuse
It's called tough love.
What do you mean? She is the cutest!
To Highgarden
I think with that one line he replaced Aemon the Dragonknight at the top of the rankings. Congrats, Ser Mormont
BASED
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>"I could never love ser Jorah, not the way I love you"
>says Dany to her nephew, desperate to fuck him
holy shit was jorah the most cucked man in all the planetos?
>mfw Danyfags have mommy issues
>mfw Stannisfags have daddy issues
>mfw Missandeifags are inbred Mutts
>mfw Badpussyfags are Incels
>mfw Jonfags are manlets
>mfw Cleganefags are ugly social outcasts
>mfw Nightkingfags are sociopaths
>mfw Cerseifags dilate
>mfw Impfags are alcoholics
>mfw Sansafags are sub 80 IQ
>mfw CIAfags are Cuckolds
>mfw Coughfags like to get pegged
>mfw Euronfags need to take their mads
>mfw Impfags are alcoholics
>mfw Bobby B-chads are based
>mfw Radmurechads are redpilled
>mfw Podchads have sex
it keeps getting better
Don't heat up, i've forgot to turn off a sub-mod and it messed up everything. Made some interesting pairings tho.
The Targaryen tree is literally just Illyrio and Pycelle commiting self-incest.
>tfw both danyfag and stannisfag
how to cope
Let's give a hand to DnD
>btfo bookfags
>btfo stannisfags
>btfo faegonfags
>btfo r/freefolk
>btfo /got/
>btfo twittertards
And all in 6 episodes.
If she felt loved she wouldn’t have let her husband pour gold on his head. Viserys lived and died like a brainlet
write a fanfic
>The Targaryen tree is literally just Illyrio and Pycelle commiting self-incest.
better writing than season 6-8 desu
>danyfag
Suicide is the best option
kek, put pic related in, make sure to leave a nice space for daenerys face when she gets murdered
gods, shes hot
Why didnt they just ask bran for present battle strategy. Or to go into the past 1 minute to check what cersei is doing and planning? They could've avoided that entire ocean scene.
The north has the best secret weapon and they dont use it.
Only Danyfags were btfo. I fucking love this season.
Making normalshits rage after everything they've done is the best ending I could hope for.
*COUGH
WHY
*COUGH
IS
*COUGH
DANY
*VOMITS
INSANE?
>nth for aagghhfags
Yum!
>mfw i'm an NKfag and Branfag
Feels good to be on the winning side.
i suck at writing and love when the characters i love met a grim end so that would be counterproductive
only if my queen says so
>Bronnfags are socially incompetent Redditors
>My mother died giving me birth, and my father and my brother Rhaegar even before that. I would never have known so much as their names if Viserys had not been there to tell me. He was the only one left. The only one. He is all I have.
Post moar Qarth Dany before I piss myself
Bran is too busy watching Sansa's butthole get knotted by Ramsay's hounds to actually be useful
Why didn't Bran warn them about the ambush?
3>1>2>4>6>8>7>5
*rings a bell*
Bran's storyline has been completed according to D&D
>mfw Bobby B's son gets the stormlands
>mfw another CGI nigger dies
>mfw Varys wants to betray Dany for the good of the realm
>mfw it's OK to have a cock
>mfw Missandei is beheaded in chains
>mfw Dany is going to be the mad queen
>mfw the age of women is over
>mfw a white men will rule Westeros once again
Dany was too young to understand but his lessons stuck with her.
Everything she's doing now is because Viserys implanted the idea in her. Freeing people was just an excuse she came up with to justify herself. She's living a dream that was conjured by her older brother and only now does she begin to realize it.
I miss her, lads.
prefer washed or unwashed dany
You can't be a stannisfag it's that simple
watch out dany! you might go insane and send your entire army to rape and pillage a city
SEETHING
is this actually realistic?
>tiny bells on the antlers
oh my god this is too perfect
hahaha what the fuck
post the source
I knew they were going to kill Missandei but I kinda wished they just impaled her with a giant bolt.
What's the deal with the bell?
Can I get a quickie on it?
He's a big guy, so probably.
>when a random youtuber has a better storyline than this piece of shit show
I really want to see how this ends for Chad.
>thats a season 1 reference
say it with me: COUNCIL OF WHITE MALES
same here bro
based
but i did this for him
took very long
Have sex
new leak: kings landing surrenders to dany and ring the bells. dany gets triggered by this sound and goes full targaryen and send her dothraki to rape the city.
its from plebbit by a leaker who had inside info before from s7
>that's a commiefaggot
It could only get better if Jon and Arya disowned Sansa for being a big-mouthed, oathbreaking cunt, and her last scene in the show is her tearfully and aimlessly walking around all alone, in a Winterfell full of complete strangers while a distorted Stark theme plays.
it hurts
some dude on reddit posted a spoiler. apparently dany attacks king's landing and fights in the street. as the lannisters lose, they ring the bells of surrender, which apparently drives dany into some bloodlust. the unsullied & co then pillage the city.
But why would she be triggered by them?
Sounds great though.
You can ring my bell~
reaching the end lads
>Viserys had been stupid and vicious, she had come to realize, yet sometimes she missed him all the same. Not the cruel weak man he had become by the end, but the brother who had sometimes let her creep into his bed, the boy who told her tales of the Seven Kingdoms, and talked of how much better their lives would be once he claimed his crown.
I hate they stopped being overly graphic like this. It added to the fantasy element the show's danger
Bashir fag strikes again
>using the bard art from the elder scrolls oblivion
>that time he used the skyrim iron dagger picture for a video series
woah is preston a gamer?
WHY DO YOU BETRAY HIM
>can't accept the actual redpill
what a shame
>Dany can't get inside King's Landing
>she loses another dragon
>all hope is lost
>a horn sounds in the distance
>pic related shows up to aid her in her darkest hour
Post yfw
"Figure it out yourself" - D&D
*COUGH
I TOLD YOU NOT TO *WEEZE* ME
*VOMITS
people say it's a traumatic callback to the dothraki (particularly drogo) who wore bells and the like in their hair, but that's a book exclusive detail. they just want to epically subvert your expectations.
Actually really sad that his Targ blood got the better of him
>horn blows in the distance
>its euron with the dragon binder
>dany freaks out and goes mad and says she's gonna kill that horn blowing cunt
Every decision Sansa makes is designed to slowly drive Dany to the brink of insanity for the good of the realm. She was playing 4-D Mahjong with us this whole time
one side of me is in denial and thinks he still lives and bends the knee
the other side is realist and knows the hacks killed him off
dany is interesting and hot
What the fuck was his problem?
When?
Why didnt cersei just kill dany and the dragon and tyrion at the end like wtf? She had like 20 ballistas??????
All of you are whining and complaining about your Dany or your Stannis but I have hated this shit ever since they turned Loras from a noble, devoted knight into a horrible penismonger
>his Targ blood got the better of him
More like life did. He was forced to grovel and beg so he and his sister could survive. He sold everything including his sister and his dignity and all he got was people laughing at him and mocking him. Most people would snap, targ or not.
Let's not go down this rabbit hole i'll find better remarks on the eceleb
Despite all dragons and ice zombies, show actually lacks magic, mysteries and prophecies that it previously had.
What the fuck went so wrong
Cersei, daughter of Tywin, is well know for her honor.
he was a targshit
Yeah. But this will also cause a great deal of pain to Jon, and Arya loves Jon more than she loves Sansa. Anything less than Sansa's family turning their backs on her and leaving her alone and miserable thanks to her machinations would be an asspull.
>It was still a novelty to him; not having to rush out the first thing in the morning if he didn’t feel like it. He appreciated it, but it irritated him as well. It didn't feel right. He was getting old. Soft. Spoiled.
>“Tell me about haughty Meereenese.” Stannis handed her a goblet filled with sweet summer wine. He still drank mostly lemon water, but every now and then she gave him a drink and he didn’t refuse.
>Daenerys yawned. “Not tonight. For now, I don’t want to think of anything to do with the trade, customs, shipping rights or such. All I want is to be on my own and think of nothing.”
>Stannis sipped his water, in an absolute assuredness that when she said she wanted to be on her own, she included him in it. Such a strange scenario, and so unexpected.
>He had been a loner most of his life, having learned at young age that investing his happiness onto others was wrought with danger and disappointment. With Selyse he had never felt…close.
>Daenerys moved behind him and laid her hands on his shoulders. That, too, had been most unexpected or Stannis; to be touched so often. Sometimes passingly and absentmindedly, sometimes deliberately and with an intent. She had soon learned that he didn’t want that in public and she respected it – but when they were alone, she had taken small liberties one after another and Stannis had given in. Why she should want that, remained a mystery to him but by now he had stopped wondering.
>He squeezed her hand and turned to look at her; the slip of a girl – the woman.
>His queen.
>The Queen.
>mfw you guys are making me like Viserys
Just face it, he lost the coin flip.
>her last scene in the show is her tearfully and aimlessly walking around all alone, in a Winterfell full of complete strangers while a distorted Stark theme plays
Unironically sounds pretty KINO
She becomes exactly like her mentor Littlefinger, but then realizes that when you are always scheming and plotting, you push those closest to you away.
Actual shitpostin aside. The more and more I think about it, the more the absence of young griff and book Euron makes this show suck.
>Euron steals a dragon with dragonbinder and brings down the wall.
>ends up being final boss while others are just something he brings on as a way to herald apocalypse and ascension to godhood
>young griff and the golden company sweep over a depleted Westeros along with Dorne, leaving him with Kong’s landing and a strong position
>Danys distrust of John makes sense after young griff in KL
>young griff and dorne ambushing Dany and killing a dragon makes some sense
>she literally has the body of Brienne
i feel like you can't pin his behavior to just being a stupid inbred targaryen. he was clearly traumatized by earlier years (who wouldn't be) and later years spent as a destitute pauper. it doesn't justify what he did, it just explains why he was so abusive toward the one thing he had control over (dany) and why he spent most of his time in a literal fantasy.
That's actually a good thing.
Which one is dumb and which one is dumber ?
Is that mud or shit? Would you fug a shit covered Cersei?
Sansa is the only one talking any sense
Why would a bell ringing trigger her?
My post was a joke but this is actually retarded logic. The Starks have demonstrated that after being separated and suffering for so long, their loyalty to one another transcends everything. Anything short of Sansa straight up murdering Jon with her own hands would not be enough to get Arya to permanently turn her back on her. None of the Starks except Jon like Dany, Arya would not give a single shit if the dragon thot dies
>The new prince of Dorne is actually Young Griff
Can't wait for Dany to die lads. House Targshitian's going extinct.
the same way a horn blower triggered theon
>you push those closest to you away
More like you push them in an early grave.
>What the fuck went so wrong
Alot of this is shit from The Dragon Demands:
* Plot lines that were dropped in season 4, around the time GRRM told them he won't be able to finish the books before this ends
* Less politics, more subversion bullshit
* Clear lack of books
* Lack of battle structures, military strategy, and coherent plot
* Regression of various characters (Hound, Jaimie) for the sack of unnecessary drama
>dany goes to parley for missandrei
>dragon is literally right there
how come cersei didn't just whisper for all her ballistae to shoot a killing volley at an easily targeted & grounded dragon
both are dumber, it is an infinite spiral
Take the Viseryspill user. Join the dragon.
>Intestines are intact so his spine is intact
>Still bends over backwards like that
FLICK
Arya always hated Sansa. She hated her when she came back to Winterfell and even gave her a speech about how manipulative and opportunist Sansa is. Then for some reason the next episode they were bros and killed off Littlefinger.
She will never kill Sansa obviously but she will for sure fuck off.
Don’t you fucking put that evil on me
Missandei was a fucking dexfag
I desperately need to impregnate her
>Viserys is an initially unsympathetic antagonist who becomes more sympathetic the more you think about it
>Dany is an initially sympathetic protagonist who becomes more unsympathetic
Pottery
the horn blower was keeping theon awake during a siege, a bell ringing in the middle of a battle is not the same as being kept awake for days on end whilst surrounded and unable to escape.
DABID is dumber
You're like a little Baby. Watch this
hey dont you reply to me with logic
more like dedfag
I think Viserys won the flip but lost life.
He was more Rhaegar than Aerys.
I think that's slso why he lives on with his name on a dragon. Before the end GRRM will make it clear his life not his blood fucked him up.
>Arya always hated Sansa.
Arya S1: "I don't hate Sansa."
fuck off
>Stannis
>ever getting with cringe Dany
no thanks
Would you pollute her bloodline like that? I would unironically be glad to be the next Jorah. Sad heroes are strongly lacking in those days.
Where is he? One scene in ep1 and then gone. Like whole fucking Golden Company.
I can't believe i'm actually saying this, but Dany is in the right. She had THREE fucking dragons at one point. She could've taken King's Landing exactly at that moment. But everybody's telling her to wait. Well congratulations, now she has only one fucking dragon and 2 unsullied left.
>B-but you can't take King's Landing by force!! The people will hate you for BuRnINg them
You mean like Cersei literally did to the High fucking Septim and Margery Tyrell? How did she get away with betraying a great house like that, and everybody's fine with it. And don't tell me the people don't know, there's no fucking way they don't know. Cersei isn't some sweetheart. Also what's the difference between burning captives and chopping their heads off? The Tarlys had it coming for betraying Highgarden for the Lannister. The only mistake Danaerys made was trusting manlets like Jon and Tyrion in the first place. I fucking hate muh dragon queen, but she should've melted those Lannister fucking shits from the beginning. I hope Dan and David spend the rest of their lives flipping burgers. Maybe then they won't subvert my fucking expectations
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Dany did I ever tell you the time it took an entire season to rebuild winterfell after it was sacked at the end of season 2 and now winterfell is completely fine after the largest battle in history was fought here?
What bells are you talking about? Did episode leak or something?
Read the books, retard. Sansa being mildly a bitch when they were both children hasn’t alienated Arya because she’s one of the only family Arya has left. Meanwhile, Sansa repeatedly expresses remorse at how she treated Jon and Arya growing up. She even tries to act more like Jon because she’s come to admire his qualities. Did all the “Family, Duty, Honor,” “the lone wolf dies but the pack survives,” shit sail straight over your fucking head?
>Golden Company.
Who gives a fuck, they are gonna die in like one scene of fighting or some dumb shit. I've fucking so numb at this point.
Dany gone.
Dothraki dead.
Finally I can feast in peace
kek
Hightower fucking shits
>Septim
The dead were entirely focused on killing humans.
All you have to do is clean up a lot of corpses.
*BURP*
PEACE
>Jon...
This gif is much better with the sound
Just reading his past is enough to make him sympathetic to me.
Aerys was charming as a young man. He only went crazy later in life. At about the same age Viserys was already mad, probably because of his circumstances, but he probably would have gone mad anyway.
*COUCOU
Daily remember this is your king now
i mean it's pretty obvious that the dead would also trash shit in that pursuit. the dragon demolished the top of one of those buildings just by landing on it, no?
I could see Stannis doing it if it secured the throne beyond doubt. But Dany would have to marry into the Baratheons.
>I hope Dan and David spend the rest of their lives flipping burgers. Maybe then they won't subvert my fucking expectations
>tfw when order burger without pickles
>tfw it comes with pickles
EXPECTATIONS ETERNALLY SUBVERTED
This, and in the beginning she had the support of the two kingdoms unmolested by war. Allegedly.
if the fat fuck can cut through two pigs then probably yes
youtube.com
>I wish she was STILL that cute like in seasons 1-3
ftfy
MY KNEE IS BENDING
he had 20 good friends to help clean up
All hail Robert Arryn, first of his name. King of the Andals, the First Men, The Rhoynar, the Mountain Men, the Sistermen, The Dothraki, the Free Unsullied Army and the Pentoshi. Ruler of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of The Realm
GG danyfag
I’d chalked it up to Targ madness and inbreeding, which was a mistake on my part. I prefer the idea that it was trauma that made him a shit person, and that Dany is repeating the cycle
why is he so retarded? was it autism?
Dabid kind of forgot him
THERE SITS THE ONLY KING I’LL BEND MY KNEE TO
Preston or Sweetautist?
Season 7, ep 5:
>[...] And if Jon doesn't come back, you'll need their support so you can work together to give you what you really want.
>How can you even think such a horrible thing?
>You're thinking it right now.
You don't want to be, but the thought just won't go away.
Episode 6
>You wanted to be a queen. To sit next to a handsome young king on the Iron Throne. I wanted to be a knight To pick up a sword like father and go off to battle. Neither of us got to be the other person, did we? The world doesn't just let girls decide what they are going to be. But I can now. With the faces I can choose. I can become someone else. Speak in their voice, live in their skin. I can even become you. I wonder what it would feel like to wear those pretty dresses. To be the Lady of Winterfell. All I'd need to find out is your face.
Truly sounds like sisterly love.
Aerys was a fickle spoiled cunt from the start, he was just charming as well.
Viserys was never spoiled only perhaps entitled, but he put it all aside for his sister.
I don't think Aerys would have been able to live and claw and protect Dany, even before Duskendale, like Viserys did.
Poor parenting. Now that he’s finally learning how to be a real man from based Yohn and Lyn Corbray he’ll be fine
yikes how do girls who look this bad natty hide it so well
so when does sweetrobin make a play for the throne and guarantee tendies for all?
>DANY BELIEVES JON
Literally what the fucking fuck?
Janos Slynt beat Jon in the Night's Watch elections. Is this a Tywin wins everything universe? Also, what the fuck Jaime?
Dany is also meant to be a tragic character who watches everything slowly around which she loves either betray her or die as a teenage rape victim. No shit she doesn't have the best military sense. Her advisers are fucking retards. The only ones who ever advised her properly were Jorah and Barristan. Two of the most badass knights in Westeros history, one of which actually loved her family unlike Varys, the other of which actually loves her.
Also lets not try to justify the writing for GRRM's ending. It doesn't fit with the show, sure as shit not in the pacing we've had for S7/8.
>and Lyn Corbray
user, I...
That sounds like treason to Queen Chad. Are you suggesting what I think you are?
Now we need a duck hunt game with dragons and a ballista.
cope
sweetautist
What are Ramsayfags?
the spine could have easily been half pierced, the rest was liekly the force of his top half just falling off
I mean he’ll get molested but he’ll learn swordfighting from the best. We all make sacrifices
God Tyrion and Varys with "muh humane siege" is the fucking worst.
Worst of all is knowing Dany and Varys and maybe Tyrion and perhaps even Jon are going to die because of this retardation.
Reminder the Targs were defeated and exiled back to Valaryia after their dragons were shoot down and killed
>we never got to see the scene where Jon takes her virginity
Edgy teenagers or unhinged child rapists
I don't know, intentionally pushing for your brother's beloved gf to get betrayed and murdered by using his secret you promised you wouldn't share sounds like good grounds for being disowned to me.
>Varys in the kingsguard
based
>It's juuuuUuuUUUust fantasy lol
>we should starve out King's Landing
>clearly this is better than just killing Cersei
I saw them die, Sansa... All of them... The death and the despair... It was so beautiful...
She didn’t fly so good
low IQ sociopaths
the fate of your friends, family, bannermen, and country matters more than your brother’s inbred gf. get over it
That's not Nathalie blyat
That can't be real.
Jesus christ. Fucking hacks.
desu it's pretty realistic since people irl wave off the humanitarian impact of shit like sanctions or blockades all the time
Dany is for sure the repeating cycle.
>Had a good childhood with her brother
>Suddenly he starts beating the fuck out of here and snapping
>Sold off and raped
>Stockholm Syndrome Husband dies
>Miscarriage
>get 3 children and a surrogate father in Jorah
>All your friends die of starvation in the desert
>betrayed and told prophecies of betrayal, a hidden cousin, etc.
>see the horrors of the world first hand with the rich and noble
>her most trusted soulmate apparently originally betrayed her and she has to cast him out
>has to lock up her two children in jail for their own safety
>the other is terrorizing the countryside
>entire city betrays you basically
>soulmate and best friend comes back despite all of this and proves he loves you
>get dumped into the middle of the dothraki sea and cant survive and gets captured
>finds out soulmate and best friend might become a greyscale monster and die
>end up in westeros essentially all alone with no real advice, help, or love, and those that do suck at it (Grey Worm/Missandei)
>find a new love
>almost lose him and your now cured best friend to a bunch of zombies because your new love interest wont shut up about them
>lose a child to the zombies
>lose most of your army and soldiers
>best friend fights off the entire fucking night king army to keep you safe
>another child dies
>best female friend dies
>about to be betrayed by varys
Dany should have repeated the cycle long before this.
>we need to think about the wellbeing of the smallfolk
>dude lets starve the entire city to death lmao
Almost perfect. I'd replace the pic of Dany with her deadeyed "this is fine" party face
Sieges have provoked revolts in the past when the small folk got hungry enough. It’s still gonna suck for the peasants though
I'm scared of him stabbing me in the back, should I risk it?
Tywin would've been done with all these shitty wars 2 seasons ago
Pool’s closed
Why haven't we seen wacky adventures of people exploring Valyria? Seems like a cool story following just some random guys trying to make a living by digging up Valyrian artifacts and selling them.
Based and analysispilled
Remember when they also all were about 3 times bigger and decades/centuries older with their dragons, all of whom had Valyrian Armor, and no ballista to be taken down?
The fact her dragons have no armor is ridiculous, Jorah and Barristan both told her to get armor and its just dropped until she has to lose two for her loss to make a little more sense and gendry magically shows up knowing how to make valyrian armor.
>He's a big guy
Where was the scene where he rapes her headless corpse?
What about your family's trust? How much is that worth? She'd get the North, but she'd never get any of her siblings back. It would be kino.
Would you prefer:
1) A loyal horde of strong but not too smart niggers that will follow you to the grave if needed
2) A sly horde of weak but well equipped wh*teoids ready to desert when you start losing
Because if you go to Valyria you go crazy and die unless you’re Euron
lads, i stopped after season 7, should i honestly bother starting 8, if only to finish what i started?
If they take off his helmet, will he die?
Massive stannisfag here i only felt a little bad for Dany during that Jon scene where she is declaring her love christ he's fucking her over bigtime
Imagine the smell
why wouldn’t she. they’d understand that the life of some crazy foreigner is less important than the safety of their people, jon and arya aren’t retarded
Is it Maisie's fault I hate Arya in the show? I think she's pretty based in the books
That retarded armour will never fail to make me laugh
The negroid is, naturally, a servile race. To deny them this role in life would be cruel.
>both danyfag and stannisfag
How is that even possible?
A man is only as strong as those who follow him, so 1.
It's not bad, it's just you can tell the pacing is fucking the writing and everything up and that they're just going through a checklist to finish up so they can start on the SW trilogy for 2022. It would be fine with better pacing and writing.
So yeah watch it, tempter expectations.
Season 8 is probably the worst one, watch it if you wanna cringe and get angry
I skipped season 7 but skimmed through it right before 8 aired because I missed /got/. Just start it up and finish it. Post here if you get pissed about what is going on.
When we lost him, we lost everything
episode 2 is the only one remotely worth watching, and it's more because of the existential undertones (a bunch of people figuring out what to do with possibly their last hours on planetos) than the actual writing or anything else.
interestingly enough that's the one thing I didn't add myself, besides jorah
it is dabids fault, even maisie hates what they have done to arya
I blame D&D for making her an anime protag
I'm a varys and littlefingerfag
kek
>stannisfag
base
>danyfag
unironically kill yourself
Because she didn't do it for the safety of her people. She did it to put Jon on the throne so that she would be the sole ruler of WF.
>both of your favorites executed for bullshit reasons
how do you cope?
Well obviously i didn't tear my clothes in desperation. But they are both getting fucked because they are too pure for this world. Each in its own way. Jon is contributing a lot in this, being the naive idealist he is and making Dany think people as dumb as him are the norm.
>compelling arc about the personal cost of revenge and the search for identity
vs
>le badass teleport girl xD
What's wrong with it? The helmet looks dumb, but it looks like it's fully functional.
digits and you kill yourself, your queen demands it
I read all the comments and i think people got the wrong idea. Its not the bells themselves that trigger her, its the surrender. She is in a bad mood so she dosent want them to "take the easy way out" by surrender, so she just says fuck it, i wont accept your surrendr, muh missandei, and keeps killing them.
Nope. If anything had Tywin lived it means Tommen/Marge would have lived as well. Which means likely they would have helped with the NK, because Tywin isn't a fucking idiot, and then probably split the Kingdom up between him, dany, jon, and dorne and just settle on peace.
...
delicious
she did it because dany would be a shit queen with no vested interest in allowing the north to govern itself
Maisie was great in the early seasons. It's just that Arya became stoic and boring.
They never clashed with each other, so I could follow both without having to choose.
How would you define your genital area?
eternal reminder
>early
fuck off faggot
maisie got ugly but it's dabid's fault for not knowing how to write arya after season 4
My queen would accept nothing below of trips. Fuck off imposter.
read the books if you haven't. danny is haunted by his memory and deeply regrets betraying him. she remembers how much he sacrificed to take care of her, and that he was normal until every setback after setback broke him more and more, culminating in the final light in eyes burning out when he sold the last of their mother's possessions just to get her something to eat while they were both starving. he's actually a really tragic character
Because 99% who go there dont come out. One of Targaryens went there on a dragon and when she came back some kind of fucked up worms and other nasty shit ate her from inside out. Volantis sent a whole fleet which was never heard from again, and theyre a spitting distance from Valyria. Also some Lannister went there to retrieve a valyria. sword and treasure and was never heard from again.
The place is a deathtrap no matter if you go in with a dragon, a fleet or with a single ship.
You're queen is losing her powers
Dany in the books also actually loves Jorah and will instantly forgive him for any wrongdoing and the two have good chemistry despite her not calling him "particularly handsome".
Just as Dany does slowly start realizing Drogo may have been her first "love" but it was still a shit situation in which she never belonged. Honestly most Targaryans are tragic characters who get fucked over by the machinations of other's and just poor luck.
this. I wish we got flash backs of his and danny's journey before season, with more harry lloyd when appropriate
Viserys went off the deep end by the time he died but he sacrificed so much to keep his little sister alive it fucking breaks my heart. He wasn’t crazy, he was broken.
Season 8:
>Sansa is the smartest person I've ever known
Yup sure does
Because everyone that goes there dies, Euron is the one exception and he's likely lying about that.
I feel like that picture makes no sense, isn't he meant to be like 8 years older than her? She looks about 4 and he looks about 6 there
>citing post-season-four show occurances as any kind of proof in any kind of character discussion
it's dabid fanfiction and not an actual part of the characters
This. This what the coin flip means.
Targaryans are basically Jews, these magic people with all this power, but poor luck because the world shits on them, they either go mad from all the shit, or rise to power and are relatively normal, or both.
"How is it that you come to own a sword, Arya? Where did you get this?”
Arya chewed her lip and said nothing. She would not betray Jon, not even to their father.
>Coughfags like to get pegged
is that supposed to be a bad thing
targs are too volatile, the correct course would be to execute every single targ who has the 'familial madness' and let the normal ones, such as jon, reign
Jon/Arya OTP.
>Talking shit about CIAfags.
>When they belong with the last three.
YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE. MORE WINE!
Dilute the poison blood ASAP, Jon is only okay because he is mixed
I know this doesn't really apply to this show anymore with their anime teleporting powers and whatnot but it is. It's much easier to just chill outside the castle and completely cut their supplies and slowly starve them out (especially with fucking dragons). Cersei would surrender within months and nobody on Dany's or the North's army would die. Or option B is to just throw themselves at the castle walls and slowly die off.
Depends how strong you are and how "fresh" your sword is. Slashing all those people cakes your sword with blood, fat, and fecal matter. You cant just hack and slash at people indefinately.
not bad but I prefer this for sad melancolic /got/ music
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