According to the report, Matt Smith will be playing kind of a reincarnated version of Emperor Palpatine...

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>according to the report, Matt Smith will be playing kind of a reincarnated version of Emperor Palpatine, which might explain why the actor has been so weird about saying that he’s in the movie
>Matt Smith isn’t Palpatine reborn or rejuvenated but a dark side acolyte
>Smith’s character is willfully possessed by the spirit of Emperor Palpatine
>During the final act Rey and Kylo team up to fight the Palpatine possessed Matt Smith
>Kylo Ren kills Palpatine’s host body
>Palpatine’s spirit then jumps into Kylo Ren’s body
>Kylo subdues himself and his weapon while beckoning Rey to kill him
>Kylo becomes Ben Solo again as he sacrifices himself to kill Palpatine
Oh no... Nonononono... We really gave them brain damage after TLJ. This is the actual worst thing I have ever read. It can only be topped by "They go to the past and Rey becomes Shmi".
Please, do not pay for this shit. I beg you. Don't do it. Not even to spite Yea Forums. Not even for your children. Pirate it if you must. Please. We're the only ones that can put Star Wars out of its misery. Stop preventing us from disconnecting the life support, it's no use. It's no fucking use. Let it go. Please.

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They will probably kill off a lead character.

Hopefully Rose gets her own trilogy about her times in highschool.

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I'm willing to give /tvfags/ a pass on one condition :
Make the cleaning by the wagies a living hell after you leave the theatre

>couldn't even get Ian McDiarmid
Jesus Christ, Disney

They reused an old laugh recording for the trailer, what did you expect

I liked The Force Awakens & The Last Jedi but this sounds too stupid.

>I liked The Last Jedi
>Literally confessing a crime against humanity
What is your preferred method of execution?

Have you tried not being a sociopath?

If this was any other movie, I'd agree. But this bullshit doesn't deserve any money. Do not go to the theater.

Oh fuck off, who cares about normalfags?

Beheading.

JJ said in an interview the day the trailer dropped, "I was actually really surprised that Ian's presence on set didn't leak".

I don't care about starshit one bit, but after reading OP I'll buy atleast 12 tickets and not even go just to make him seethe.

You got it, sir. Please position your head in the hole as the mousy mouse in the illustrated representation and relax. I'll make this quick and easy for you.

You too, please form a line as you're next.

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Bringing him back is still fucking retarded as fuck.

Oh, untimely death...

Why did they kill her hot sister
fuck

...why?

that's what happens when you let someone else tinker with your planned trilogy

Because fuck you.

Anyone expecting better is retarded.

All JJ movies are rehashed ideas. All of them.

this is just return of the jedi 2

N-No way this is true, right Disneybros?

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how?

Then what was the point of Snoke if they were just going to kill him off with never explaining who he was and then just reintroduce Palpatine?
Or is this just the result of them never actually planning out these films and letting Rian Johnson throw out all of JJ’s mystery boxes out of the window?

>kill bad ghost, you become the bad ghost
I liked tlj, this is just JJ fuckery, holy shit this would be really bad

This is bad. Worse than that, it’s theft. They should have just left the old canon alone instead of jettisoning it just to appropriate from it in the most unimaginative ways possible.

I would have rather had this trilogy set generations removed from the OT with the OT cast appearing in holocrons than this shit. There is no thematic throughline and it’s too late to try to force one. This really does sound like just utter tripe.

Absolutely 0 lead up to this over 2 whole movies. Astounding.

Sounds awful. Haven't paid to see a single Disney SW film and I doubt I ever will. This ""trilogy"" is turning out disastrous, you'd think they would have gone the Marvel route and used an ounce of forward-thinking.

No one cares about Star Wars anymore. This will be lucky to crack one billion

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After TLJ I'm not giving a single shekel to Disney ever gain.

more like Shart Bores am I right

>This will be lucky to crack one billion

So will Spider-twink. Homecoming did what, 880 million? That's about what Spider-man 3 did and that's with inflation too.

>Matt Smith

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So they're just going to pretend the whole Snoke fiasco never happened? Bravo Disney!

This is coming off of the hype from Endgame, 1 billion is 100% confirmed

Yeah, and Homecoming was coming off the hype of Civil War. Nobody cares about this version of Spider-man.

Me either.

>kill first host body, doesn’t kill palpatine’s spirit
>kill second host body, kills palptine’s spirit as well??

You sucking my dick