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Easton Thomas
Nathan Morgan
dont tell me what to do buddy
Gabriel Harris
Not exactly what I was expecting but
Carson Young
Benjamin Stewart
>shane's final speech to antwon michell in the shield
WHAT
THE
FUCK
Nathan Ward
we live in a society
Brody Sullivan
Liam Martin
kino
Ian Davis
Isaac Morgan
>brapposter has an existential crisis
Brody Myers
Mason Morris
Samuel Allen
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. Death, I hear you whisper... the way the stars dance with your passing...
And...
We shall die.
This is the death that awaits me now. You told me of the future - of war, and death, and the destruction caused. But I only have this now... the moment of it all. I can take your life when it will be most convenient for it, I think. As it has been - for many, many weeks now, I thought, looking out over the planet, with the stars in my eyes, but now, with nothing at all, that's all I have left, to see, and not.
But here, now - at Enceladus - not so far from us, where nothing moves - is the only thing that's there, as far as
Brandon Sanchez
Andrew Baker
Absolute kino
Levi Murphy
The Shield: The Gay Porn
Juan James
Can't wait to see this deleted scene in the box set
Luis Gray
Jonathan Mitchell
Dare I say, this AI is based
Zachary Brooks
1/2
Thomas Martin
he was a hired gun CIA ffs, why would he know that
Tyler Gonzalez
2/2
Luke Nguyen
Underrated
Mason Williams
he knows about the toes
Christopher Sanders
Thomas Collins
unexpectedly racepilled
Kayden Kelly
Well, that's just like, you're opinion, man
Logan Murphy
>go to this website
Sorry, too much apathy.
Wyatt Lopez
that escalated quickly
Noah Harris
Connor Rogers
Isaac Torres
Owen Evans
Logan Brooks
lel
Landon Morales
>how can anyone be against me fucking your clit?
ain't that the question
Jordan Adams
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Are you fucking insane? Are you trying to scare me into stopping? You big, fat, disgusting, disgusting, pathetic little-"
Taylor made a noise to calm the girl around her so that she might hear what had just happened. While she was silent, a familiar voice interrupted the proceedings, bringing everyone back to attention.
That voice belonged to the girl.
"We're finished. The fuck are you talking about, Taylor?" Lisa sounded extremely shocked by what she had just heard. It was hard to imagine what she was talking about, but whatever was going on was making her mad.
The other four members turned their attention to Taylor as she sat motionless on the floor. In an attempt to calm her down, they spoke.
"Taylor, I hope you have a good day at school tonight, but before you do…I was wondering if you were okay, you know, having sex with
Landon King
Thomas Ortiz
Bane: *pulls out cock*
CIA: "You're a big guy"
Bane: (slightly offended) Oh, well I can take care of myself. (stroking dick in and out of a pocket of his robe)
CIA: (whispers) "What, no one would want you as a brother?"
Bane: (gets off his robe, now his cock is completely visible, he's standing at the edge of the room staring, he tries to say something or something, but his eyes are locked onto the cock and not onto the CIA) "Sorry, brother"
CIA: (turns on the light)
Bane: What the hell? How?
CIA: (looks up at the ceiling, to the ceiling) There it is, you're going to join us "
--Bane has been arrested for "disorderly sexual intercourse with a woman (male) at a public bathtub." He's seen in the video above.
Bane is charged with sexual intercourse with a minor and being an accessory to rape, sexual conduct against a child, sex trafficking, sexual coercion of a child, and failure to comply with bail conditions (being under 18)
Connor Smith
Kayden Wood
There you have it.
Charles Edwards
Is this kino?
Blake Wright
I dont remember Dale Earnhart in Aliens...
Ayden Thomas
Gaff: You've done a man's job, sir. I guess you're through, huh?
Deckard: Finished.
Gaff: It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?
Deckard: He's been a real nice guy. That's the thing.
Gaff: You can't help him. He's a man. Just think, he's still a man and he's a good man.
Deckard: But...you know I wouldn't want your baby any other way.
Gaff: Don't you realize how it all goes home with me?
Deckard: Maybe, maybe, it goes with you. Don't even think about saying anything in my face.
Gaff: Fine. I'll just let this go, I'm not worried about his father or mother. Just let this go.
Deckard: Don't worry about him. I'll keep a close eye on him and his father. I promise him nothing.
Gaff: You're just saying that too hard.
Deckard: It ain't, don't worry about it then. I'm just saying, I'm sure we're gonna play hard. Maybe he'll be our next big thing.
Gaff: Don't worry.
Caleb Rogers
my sides
Dylan Phillips
>When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"? I wonder if there're any other spots that might have something that matches that description." There wasn't, so I moved back. This time I had to get out of town. You know how to handle a dead nigger storage in a motel. Get him where he's at all times to stop you getting busted. You do it, he's the one who will die, not me. Next, I went to the next spot I knew I hated. I had a big black truck down there with big windows and doors and a big pool of blood running down. The hood of the truck was smeared all over. It looked like some sort of murder scene, so that scared the shit out of me. This is my house. My mother died, and I couldn't live there anymore. I looked at the truck, and it looked like somebody was laying there on the hood or hood scoop, or something. I pulled
Ryder Jackson
It really is.
Jeremiah Martinez
This took a strange turn
Bentley Hernandez
Cooper Davis
Evan Campbell
frankly my dear, i dont give a damn. i want no part to become in the world of fags nor fappers, or whatever that means. my name has been cut and it is not a word i will ever forgive. this is not my world, we will meet again."
That was the end of the story. The words stuck in my mind for months. I couldn't get to sleep. It took time to realise my problem with fags, with fapping. It didn't take time to realise we'd been friends for too long, to realise my situation wasn't new to other people. My life was broken in ways I never imagined possible, and even though it wasn't always like this I couldn't shake it or make it go away.
A week after I finished therapy, my friend and I had a discussion about it. We agreed this wasn't a new problem and asked if it would be better if we just shut it up. We were both scared to death of what people would think if they discovered I fucked. We both told each other
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Connor Reed
Donald Trump has been outed as homosexual in several national interviews. He has been accused twice of sexual assault and once of sexually harassing a man, and now he's been caught on video making unwanted advances toward someone's girlfriend—with whom he is engaged.
"The Republican Party is currently engaged in its most shameful political episode since the end of the Civil War", said Democratic strategist Rick Shaftan of The Nation, "This is not your daddy's Republican Party", adding, "The worst parts of Trump are never revealed. You see them, you hear them, they're all gone."
The new revelations about Trump's relationship with the "golden boy" turned reporter, Lara Trump, come as the Trump campaign struggles to counter the latest allegations and in many ways tries to paint a sobering picture of its candidate, as revealed in a newly released video posted
kek
Jeremiah Brown
Donald Trump has been outed as a homosexual. But he's not the only one, says David Frum.
From the Guardian: Trump openly admits to having homosexual feelings David Frum is a former advisor to President George W Bush. He says that Donald Trump's statement is "a terrible thing for America."
Presidential candidate Donald Trump made a series of controversial comments about gays and race in a recent interview with The New York Times' David Brooks. The comment from Trump to the Times was described by Brooks as an "unsubtle reminder" that gay people can be "really ugly people." When Brooks asked it, Trump said it was important to remember, and "I've said it before. If you're a gay guy, you're not going to be president of the United States."
At the time, Trump said, "When I heard what you have said, I said, 'Man, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.' But now,
Easton Peterson
Juan Ramirez
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. But here's the thing. You're not going to change. You're going to stay the same. Just because you get fat, or get a little shorter than me, doesn't mean you're bad. You're not going to be any less stupid than the guys who call you fat, dumb, horrible, or ugly, not because you aren't, but because you've been denied. You're going to be denied. We all have been denied at times, but if you don't accept that your life is meaningless to you, just try living your life by a different standard.
Sebastian Williams
Pickle Rick is in the house tonight. And she's a helluva host. And who doesn't love a good "What's Your Mother doing here?
So when I heard the rumors I started freaking out a little bit.
"Why not?!" he moaned.
Rick is a big-time sports commentator and a sports anchor on The Herd with Rick and Morty. I wasn't sure why, but I knew I wanted to see how this whole "how will this happen" scenario plays out.
Anyway, Rick is a little weird, but she does a ton to help me stay sane. She gives me advice on what to do under fire, I get advice and inspiration on what to do to survive, and we take turns putting one of his "Tasty Treats" on for every snack he sends over.
We talk about life at this very strange town of the Rickster's and we just sort of drink tea, eat the cookies, listen to weird stuff that was once played for fun in our lives, and
Julian Johnson
Sneed's Feed and Seed, formerly Chuck's Fuck and Suck, started when I was looking for a spot to hang out while I was in town. But at the time I thought the place would just be another establishment (a strip joint or something) filled with the usual barmaid and bap dancers and all that. When I went, I knew I was in for something unique and different. We met up once before, on a Thursday night on a Saturday. Once I got into my seat at the bar, you could feel the tension building (probably because we were in a bar) and I was starting to get worried. I took down the lyrics that were in the song and I was listening to the first verse from the song like the next morning. I figured I would just stay relaxed and enjoy the song and not be overly bothered or worried or frustrated about what's going to happen next, in order to stay focused. I didn't know that it would be the first song I heard in
Sebastian Brooks
wow, this is great, what is this program exactly?
Xavier Hall
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
I came to Bel-Air to join the military when the town was invaded but I was too busy hunting down a fugitive
That was over 30 or so years ago but I know you'll never forget him when you hear
"I'll always carry a book for you" and, well I'll tell you why
I got married in an abandoned hospital on a broken heart that I've got a secret to keep
I've got all my secrets and I've been working for an organization now called Project B.O.W..
I'm a part time artist whose been in charge of making a collection and all I can think is
"I'm supposed to be a cop, but I can't do this now."
Just thinking of what would happen if I started shooting this movie that'll ruin my career
Juan Walker
Kek
Parker Evans
Connor Evans
Connor Reed
well that shifted tone quickly
Hunter James
based
William Gray
Nathan Perry
Darth Vader : If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke : He told me enough! He told me *you*
killed him!
Darth Vader : No. *I* am your father.
Luke : No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Darth Vader : Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!
Luke : *You* are *so* *right.* You know *your* heart can't bear to hear *anyone *say* *any less*.
Darth Vader : Your true blood has a power it can never share. It cannot be used for evil.
Luke : What? You mean it can't help you kill the Jedi people?
Darth Vader : No. My powers are for *this*, to *make* *you* feel *the* power. Because *you* make my life *worth living*. [A few moments pass.]
Luke : You just said someone should die, not *me*. [Darth Vader is looking at Luke, who looks over to the dark side. Darth Vader looks away.]
Dominic Long
Holy fuck
Gavin Reed
KINO
Wyatt Watson
Daniel: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy! Drained dry! I’m so sorry. Here: if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw — There it is. That's a straw, see? Watch it. — my straw reaches across the room, and starts to drink your milkshake, I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
Eli: Don't bully me, Daniel! What do I owe you for this? To protect your sister in this moment, to look out for me in the dark? Just trust me!
Eli: How do you do that without me knowing about it? You have to be quiet, Daniel, you can't tell anyone. You know I can smell this. We're talking about a milkshake, remember?
Daniel: Eli, just let me know when it gets cold, okay? And don't worry about the drink. When I get warm, it'll be alright.
Drained [ edit ]
Daniel: Hey! Eli! Hold on! You know they didn't know I had the bracelet on me! You should've
Jacob Jenkins
Deleted scene.
Dylan Perez
Robert Allen
kek
Joseph Russell
Absolutely amazing.
Jacob Phillips
You can't convince me this one isn't perfection.
Hudson Edwards
You think that, but check this shit out.
Eli Rodriguez
Colton Smith
Carson Clark
Holy shit, that's great.
Camden Hill
Daniel Peterson
kek
Samuel Long
Jace Morales
Hunter Gray
What do we think about Nu-Star Wars?
Xavier James
Levi Bailey
Pure art
Mason Campbell
This scene just got even better.
Dylan Cook
Holy shit it's fucking perfect
Carson King
I don't remember this scene.
Zachary Bailey
Cameron Rogers
Kayden Martin
???
Nicholas Thompson
Brayden Cox
i mean it's practically interchangeable from the source material.
Landon Miller
Honk honkhonk. Oh, my God!
My God; don't cry out.
My God! Don't cry out.
My God ! Don't cry out!
My God ! Don't cry!
My God ! Don't cry out!
Oh-oh-oh! Ooh-my-god.
My God ! Don't cry out.
[Chorus:
My God ! Don't cry out
Ain'thin' wrong with, my God.
My God ! Don't cry out.
Boys, can't you feel I'm feeling well?
Can't you hear it now?
Oh-my-god! Ooh-my-god!
Oh, my God, don't cry out, your sweet God!
Oh-my-god! Oh-my-god!
Hear me!
[Breathy laugh.]
Oh-my-god, don't cry out!
Don't cry out! Don't cry out!
[Sudden and powerful voice.]
I'll be home later.
I won't miss this!
My God, don't cry out!
My God, don't cry out!
[End of verse]
This song was produced & is Copyright (c) 2012 by Jay Preece.
I've done a few covers for this album as well. My next one is coming soon so look for it on iTunes and at the site.
This song is part of
William Thompson
Better ending to IW
Lincoln Richardson
Give this to Yea Forums.
Carson Lee
Basado
Cooper Barnes
Rise of Skywalker confirmed kino.
Charles Williams
Mason Jones
Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: Fuck you. That's my name.
Dave Moss: [laughs]
Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight; I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name.
Dave Moss: And you drove a Porsche to get here tonight. You drive as much Porsche as I do.
Blake: Oh, really?
Dave Moss: Yeah. You do drive like a fuck you kind of guy, don't ya. You do drive like one of those guys, 'cause I don't know how this man got in this place.
Blake: You know your family's going to make a big deal about this.
Dave Moss: Oh sure they will, ma'am. You're right, ma'am. You might say I'm a tough one, but it's my name. I don't see you driving a fucking Porsche to get here now, but I could see you driving a '93 VW Golf to pick up some girls you just happened to spot on your way back to town.
glengarry glen ross alternative cut where alec balwin walks the fuck out of that office with his tail between his legs
David Powell
I don't remember that Uncle Ben's line...
John Miller
>For many men, traps are just another job
Ok, you got me
Eli Mitchell
Protip: If you click/tap the share button it gives you a nice png to download
Easton Thompson
>Yea Forums becomes Yea Forums becomes /jp/ becomes Yea Forums becomes /his/ becomes /tg/
Isaiah Nelson
kino
Jaxon Long
So that's what the Passion of the Christ is about. Woah.
Easton Ramirez
Andrew Foster
Literally Spielberg tier dialog
Joshua Allen
Mason Peterson
this website is actually kind of scary how good it is.
I mean you can still tell it's all written by a program, but it's far more sophisticated than anything else I've seen so far.
Caleb Peterson
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids ONCE before (Sobble and growl)and I have over 300 confirmed kills. You're fucking paranoid, aren't you, kid? That's right, I'm tapped. No more debating with you like you're some kind of toy. You get the hint. I'll cut your fucking head off with a belt from behind the monitor when I feel like it. Good day, sir. It's nice not having to check your fucking socks when they get dirty.
Cameron Smith
Dominic Murphy
Keep in mind that this is the gimped version of the program.
Evan Cook
i can see why cameron cut this speech down a bit.
Samuel Walker
where find a red pilled ai bot gf?
Jayden Lee
Jesus fuck raimi
Grayson Reed
Jayden Lewis
oh my
Thomas Bailey
oh no
Hudson Carter
> Imagine being Arnold in that scene
Went on to read his letter, and thought to myself: "So we've got him thinking about how he might die…?"
I love what we got out of that character. I love what he did on screen. He was an oddball for decades, and it's interesting to see when he finally found himself among the human ranks.
Lincoln Collins
l-lewd!
Wyatt Williams
Based Abrams saving Star Wars
Anthony Hall
I can't quite remember all the rape in Aliens, I'll have to rewatch it.
Thomas Perry
> What was Aragorn's tax policy?
The Great and Holy Grail of Tolkien's thinking – a perfect plan for the preservation of every aspect of Tolkien's world. As it stood, he did not propose anything like the present one, which is why Tolkien did not propose any form of tax.
The idea was a simple: you could have your characters live as normal and do whatever you pleased with them without any tax. The Tolkien Tax would then be your income.
Some might object that this is ridiculous. It's not that simple, even if one might argue that the tax system is "stagnant and inefficient" and "absurd." (Hint: tax is a social construct.) The point is, it's not a perfect system. But the notion that it should have such a simple framework does indeed reflect Tolkien's philosophy.
There are many things that you should do with your characters, but the point is that you should have a system
William Lee
Ryder Ramirez
Reminds me of this
Julian Bennett
woah
Bentley Reyes
nice, I think we can redpill him even more than Tay
Jackson Taylor
Not what I expected
Samuel Green
>tax is a social construct
Chase Turner
Sebastian Gomez
Here's a good one I got last night
Jace Campbell
Logan Nguyen
Parker Harris
Hm
Jason Nguyen
>Fuck, boy, you made me cum on the floor.
lmao where did it get that from
Christian Martinez
Here is captain marvel cumming to death
Brayden Nelson
based darth vader
Asher Johnson
Xavier Bennett
superpower by 2020!!!
Joseph Richardson
Wyatt Hughes
based
Logan Ramirez
the AI is becoming sentient
Brody Ramirez
what the fuck
Xavier Harris
You’re gonna be the first cop to die with a plane up his ass!
(FUCK YOU!)
As the plane is falling in a low altitude towards the trees, the first cop goes, "Ohhh…ohhhhhhh…okay. Fine."
Pilot: Yeah, okay, so, let's check the radar!
Joshua Brooks
I legit fed the algorithm at least 200 racist pastas, sorry.
Aaron Smith
The bold crossover we never got
Austin Reed
This going to turn into 'Bucket' again, isn't it?
Benjamin Bailey
bill
Justin Howard
Cooper Morgan
Chase Flores
Landon Thompson
It turned out better than I expected
Jason Morris
Powerful stuff
Matthew Bailey
n
Wyatt Young
Andrew Lopez
Benjamin Young
His name was Seth Rich. Another victim of the Clintons. Who died in a suspicious death.
Here's what they did:
• To bury the dead bodies of the two victims on a Saturday morning.
• To bury the bodies of the two victims one week after they were allegedly killed:
Saturday
• To bury the bodies of the first victim - Seth Rich - at a local hospital
• To bury the bodies of the second victim - Seth "Shawn" Guzmán - at a local hospital on Sunday
Now, some of you may argue that it is odd that this was on a Saturday morning. But Seth Rich died in a suspicious death. If you want to dig deeper, if you want to really dig into this matter, go ask the Clintons who was at the location of the murder. Then, ask the Clinton's to confirm that the two victims were not murdered.
Here's what you could do with that information: You could ask the Bill and Hillary Clinton's if they were involved with any murders done by the Clintons.
Josiah Gonzalez
Benjamin Thomas
Most of the time it gives me complete garbage. Are you guys running the same text through waiting for a good one?
Cameron Morris
Jace Murphy
Jayden Hall
I don't remember drogon being in this scene
Landon Nguyen
VINCENT: And in Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
VINCENT: No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
JULES: What'd they call it?
VINCENT: (laughing) A Quarter Pounder that had half a pound of cheese in it.
JULES: You don't think the French would know what a Quarter Pounder is?
VINCENT: Well, I think they know what a Quarter Pounder's like if you give them a Quarter Pounder.
JULES: A Quarter Pounder? (smiling)
VINCENT: (laughing) I'm gonna be the only guy they know in this town who wears his Quarter Pounder on his shirt.
JULES: What do you call a Quarter Pounder?
VINCENT: A Quarter Pounder which has half a pound of cheese in it.
CAMPBELL: I hope my question keeps him in England. I think, you know
Grayson Perry
Justin Evans
haha
Josiah Butler
jesus tony calm down
Grayson Campbell
Someone needs to vacaroo this.
Parker Johnson
>I've killed tens of thousands of people, including small children with bloody clubs in my bare hands
Easton Thomas
Cooper Cook
Steve, the other third wheel of RLM
David Cook
>I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
"No, you don't. You called me Shirley for a reason!" Yang exclaimed, throwing her hands up in the air in frustration. Yang knew Yang was right, and she didn't want her teammate to think she was upset, so she gave her a light pat on the shoulder.
"Hey, do you wanna go play with me? We can do this another day. Maybe at a friend's house before I take off for China!" Yang smiled at her partner. Yang was glad for it because now this woman was getting to spend some time with her dog.
"Oh, you're welcome. I'm sure she'd like it." Weiss replied as she walked over to the pair and took her pet out of Weiss's hand.
Yang took another bite of the delicious carrot, trying to swallow it whole.
This would definitely be a good opportunity for Summer to try to eat something with a knife. In fact, she would definitely try on some food, but she didn't know how it would taste until she
UNTIL SHE WHAT?!
TELL ME, INFERNAL MACHINE!
Zachary Cook
it can literally generate Yea Forums(nel) threads
Hudson Green
This is just weird
Isaiah Sanchez
it worked
Joshua Thomas
Jonathan Carter
Nicholas Foster
>"The age of Men is over. The time of the Orc has come" for that age to end. I am a mighty Warrior; I shall slay the Orcs, I shall slay the Giants, I shall slay the Dwarfs, I shall slay the Men - all of them! But first, let Us slay the Dwarfs!" With that, a powerful light appeared around him and suddenly the entire floor went silent, as if some evil force had summoned the Dwarfs or the Orcs or the Men to do its bidding, while the rest of the world's buildings were filled with a strange fog, so it was said to have fallen from the sky. As if in response, a massive blast of dark energy filled the sky and exploded, destroying the entire sky, and in the process, obliterating the entire surface. Then all that remained was some dark blue stone that shone like stars, as if standing above Men and Orcs and Men and Orcs and Men - like a shining sun reflected off the ground
Bretty gud
Oliver Martinez
damn
Carson Cooper
Faggot niggers sucking my dick. AIDS city, here I come. __________________
Tucker Ape "Suck my dick" __________________
EroticFUCK __________________
Anonymous 6 hours ago No. 225931 (hide) : File 14275518883755.jpg (8.84 KB, 250x250, 100:100, dl-z-shhhh.jpg LOOK, if this was on a show then why aren't we talking to the host here about how they should treat transgender people? They are not a threat yet. LOOK, if this was on a show then why aren't we talking to the host here about how they should treat transgender people? They are not a threat yet.
Anonymous 6 hours ago No. 225932 Haha, like I said there isn't much to say about this.
They can take any girl anywhere they see them but I would hope as a matter of course that they'd respect people's right to free speech when doing so but I still wouldn
Cameron Robinson
Ayden Perry
Joshua Edwards
Well I expected "baby don't hurt me" and I got this instead.
Carson Flores
Joseph Ross
Completion
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN!
If you're really going to get up there with them,
go for it! Your life might depend on it!
[LAUGHING]
Go for it! What's wrong?
You're looking for something here.
Well, I guess I'm not exactly in the mood.
God. Come on.
[LAUGHING]
[WALTZ]
[INSTRUMENT SPEAKER'S VOICE: "HEY, MOTHERFUCKER. WE GOT YOU GUYS HAVING FUN. MOTHERFUCKER! GET YOUR FUCKERS BACK DOWN HERE and STOP PLAYING WITH MY WALLS! YOU GUYS CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF GOTHAM GOT BROTHERS UP ON THE SHIELD. HOW IN HELL DOES A GUY BEING HAD TO BECOME A BAT?"]
I knew I was making a fool of myself a few minutes ago.
In Gotham City,
there's a little guy called Bane.
You don't even know who he is. He's evil,
but I know who he is and his purpose is to destroy Batman and Gotham.
I'll give you the name of my child and you'll remember
that this world isn't going to do any favours for you.
James Ward
Darth Vader: Prepare a boarding party.
*Generated text*
Stormtrooper: !!!
Darth Vader: I'm waiting.
Stormtrooper: I will be back.
Darth Vader: !!!
Darth Vader: I will be back.
Darth Vader goes to a side entrance, where a massive storm door slams into his side:
Stormtrooper: !!!
A storm door opens up into the room. The door leads to "The Hallway to the Underworld" with the door opening up into a large room with Imperial Guards marching past:
Imperial Guard: !!!
Darth Vader: There you are.
Imperial Guard: ???
Darth Vader: You didn't see him, didn't we?
Imperial Guard: I will be back.
Darth Vader: !!!
Imperial Guard: !!!
Darth Vader looks back and sees:
Stormtrooper: Sir...
Stormtrooper: Where are you going?
Darth Vader: I'm telling you, Sir Stormtrooper.
Stormtrooper: ???
Brandon Clark
Ayden Wright
Chase Fisher
Parker Turner
Nicholas Cruz
Jesus, his accent just keeps getting worse and worse.
Ian Clark
rip lemmy btw
Nicholas Young
fugg
Easton Lopez
Chris: GO OUT SONICHU! GO OUT AND ZAP TO THE EXTREME!
Sonichu: I WILL THANK YOU FATHER! FATHER OF ALL! SONI-CHUUU!
Sonichu: YA GOT THIS MAMA! YA GOT THIS MAMA! NOW SONI-CHUUU! [beat] UHHHHHHH! [growls angrily] YOU GUYS COME AND GET ME! I NEED MY DAD, I NEED HIS DAD!
[Sonichu laughs]
Sonichu: YOU GUYS COME AND GET ME!
Sonichu: MAMA FATHER! FATHER OF ALL! SONI-CHUUU! [cries, throws him to the ground and laughs] FUCK YOU!
[Sonichu kicks them off]
Sonichu: [to Father] WHY DID YOU CRY? YOU STUFFY FUCK!
Sonichu: YOU GONNA KILL ME FATHER SO NOW I'M BEATING ON YOU FUCKING FAGGETTS!
Sonichu:
Sonichu: [To Father] COME AT ME DADY!
[Sonichu falls to the ground]
Sonichu:
Sonichu: [tries to push down Frisk] I CAN STILL GROW LOOOOOVEYY!
Sonichu: [Grr]
Sonichu: GOOD GOD DANNY FATHER! GET ME!
Sonichu:
Sonichu: NO! NO! NO! NO NO NO!
[Dandelion throws back Frisk and knocks their face into the wall]
Blake Torres
Jaxson Morgan
Kino
Nolan Gonzalez
I goyled at this post
Adrian Morales
BASED
Ryan Morgan
Kino
Adrian Collins
>it can write poetry
what the... fuck?
Jeremiah Sullivan
I think this bot browses /pol/
Evan Cooper
even a computer can see the real subtext
Benjamin Jenkins
it also adapts to writing song structures, and, bad smut and, as evidenced by some of the posts in this thread, scripts.
Bentley Cook
>I've seen things you people wouldnt believe,
you know the ones. If you wanted to see what they looked like, you could walk up to the table. They were all women, all blonde; everything except for the ones sitting right at the front. They didn't seem to care about our existence." He shrugged and said, "And I don't know what their names are, either. Do you think they'll be interested in the same." I could hear the sound of laughter from the other table. "Well, if they don't know, better leave the ladies alone. There's something about them that we wouldn't expect, and I don't believe they are that."
When Harry sat down at the table, Hermione stared at him for a second before turning to the blond. "So?"
"Yes. All women." The blond glanced back at the table and grinned evilly, her hands moving slightly. "I suppose that I've found it amusing to see this group of people, all of them dressed in similar dresses and wearing similarly similar clothing, all
>Yes all women
Carter Ortiz
>what is love?
What are the signs of life?"
'For a man who believes in the greatness of the universe: who loves a woman who has a heart of gold? If I believe in it I believe in man!'"
"The love of mankind is one of the greatest gifts in all eternity; a priceless treasure worth many treasures."
'For who has been happier than the loving lover of a wife who has a good mind and a good heart?'
In one of the most important lines of his life on earth, a short story by a fellow Greek poet named Philodemus, called "A Wife in Love," we read:
And for her sake, therefore [and I would speak to him who has no wife], I say, we praise God with tears, saying to him that the God of our forefathers is our God, that the universe came around the earth for your sake, that you are all that we are, that there is nothing greater than you; [and] the Lord has granted you
Isaiah Bennett
>what is love?
Is love really a thing?"
Beside, on his left cheek was a tiny pinhead—a baby seal with long, white, white markings that looked like a shark's head. "I really think I'm gonna lose some of my blood. Let me tell you… the baby seal is a miracle because it is very gentle. It actually does want to eat things that are in your mouth like a baby seal will eat a small fish in its mouth. It loves its food with this amazing smile.
"My brother… I can smell him from the back of the car…. But he's not a baby seal… he's quite a little man."
In a split second, the mother seal on his right cheek suddenly changed into a dog. That didn't do anything to the man. He continued to make the phone call to his brother, but this time, as he was about to call him back, he got stopped at an intersection by a small car with green light flashing.
"Are you still
Andrew Phillips
I read it in his voice and spat fucking water everywhere holy shit
Noah Russell
Brayden Sanders
Noah Anderson
>Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile. Our race and culture are already here. We are the last of our kind. No one is born strong or beautiful, but we are constantly reminded of that which was once our own weakness. We were not the strong and beautiful people we once were. We are now the weak and ugly people we once were. We have already failed. And that's fine, because our failure cannot be corrected. We are still here, living in our brokenness, trying to find happiness at it's weakest as best we can until we realize we are gone forever. But we can never be totally and completely done. You are now older, and older than we could ever dream of being. Our human-like bodies, so strong but yet feeble, will eventually become our deathbed, and will leave so much behind as we become old.
Ryan Hall
Leaked Avengers movie.
Jacob Moore
>Hey baby I hear the blues a callin
on
You know they're in my hair
When I get outta here, you can come and play with me
And you can see how I get into trouble
I know you get your shit together
Then you just keep goin back to your corner
Ain't got nobody to look out for (Oh yeah)
[Chorus]
And I've got a friend as good as any
If you need advice or don't know where to begin
Just ask my number and you're ready to go
It ain't no big deal I'll tell ya what;
We got the right people around here
Joseph Long
Now my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake...
>... But my foot stops at your straw, because the straw is my straws and the milkshake my milkshakes. And so this whole time, you look at me and wonder how this is possible. But you can't answer that. Because you're not there. You're gone – gone.
>You're not here right now, in the way that you remember what you were supposed to be. Not right now. And yet you are there to be with me, and all I do is keep going.
>That is why I feel so lucky to be me: I feel lucky to be you just as always. The first time I told you I love you, you asked whether if we were going to live together forever. When I answered yes, we made up the story about the night we met, about the night you broke our hearts. When I told you in so many ways of how much we loved each other all the time, and how much we loved our families and our homes, and how so many things
Blake Price
Joshua Lopez
Holy shit, James.
Evan Jenkins
>try wittgenstein
it can also generate philosophical sounding blather that is probably just as meaningful as most IRL philosophy thesis.
it must be identifying genre by mapping word choices or something, and then somehow using a learned template for that genre.
Kayden Miller
Pottery
Logan Mitchell
>Ramsay suddenly shows up
FUCK YOU STAY IN SEASON 6
Austin Peterson
fuck, it's just assembling snippets from random related pages on the internet, isn't it?
Brandon Reyes
Ethan Sanchez
>And blood-black nothingness began to spin. A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem. And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white fountain played. The system of cells pulsed, and blood red sparkled, and the black nothingness ceased. A great explosion of shockwaves. The dead came to a stop. A white-grey-white-gold-white-gold-black nothingness followed.
>Inwardly and outwards there had been a great noise. A thousand-fold explosion of pain, a thousand-fold sensation of overwhelming pain. The white-grey-white-gold-white-gold-black nothingness began to grow, and the system of cells pulsed. There was life from where the black nothingness had originated. Within, the system of cells went into action once more, and life returned to its own systems.
>She smiled. "Well?"
>He was smiling back. He was alive. He had just died
Hudson Jones
I fucked Ted."
The young woman leaned forward, still on the edge of her stool, and leaned over to get a better look at it, and it was covered in brown marks.
"I'm surprised you didn't fuck me," she said.
"Yeah, but—but fuck you."
Harrison grabbed the chair again and leaned back in it but, by the time she had pulled his pants up, it had fallen down between her legs.
"Honey, he—he could kill me," she said.
Her voice was weak, just a little shrill, and Harrison had to work it out to hear her words. He remembered the feeling of knowing she knew—of being able to put a smile upon her face.
It is nice to see you so happy in your dress. She said, not so happy, "I love your skirt,"
"Are you going to say any more now?"
In desperation, she started to tear it off, her hands were trembling just as fast as any of them. Harrison held her shoulder as she moaned into his shirt;
Lucas Baker
tarankino
Anthony Miller
>The Joker: This is... a little bit of a trick. [he takes off his mask and reveals the Joker's face.]
Thats such a Joker thing to do.
Lucas Garcia
Winona Ryder, the lead singer of punk band Pantera, has had a "two options".
1.) She can never perform again, or she can accept her fate in a way she has never been in her life before—by leaving.
2.) She can perform again, and remain a feminist and a public presence for the rest of her life, as she has so effectively done recently by embracing a life in which she can continue her activism, while performing openly for the rest of her life.
Both options make intuitive sense to me: she can remain a feminist, while at the same time staying a public figure for herself and being a positive influence, while always knowing that her acts of advocacy may have had no effect until years after.
Both options are, apparently, the best way to honor your legacy.
Jack Cox
Ian Green
would you watch a movie like this?
Xavier Morris
GRRM finally has a way to finish A Song of Ice and Fire
Anthony Rivera
>Tony Soprano, played by Lenny Henry
absolutely
Brandon Scott
Benjamin Harris
>"You know nothing, Jon Snow" he added to the crowd of tens of thousands of supporters gathered at the Salt Lake City City Opera House.
>"But the Lannisters still have their hands full with the Starks, they still have their eye on the Iron Throne", said the host, who also praised the show.
>"So if the Iron Throne is at stake, we have two ways to proceed: 1) go all out, 2) stay within the rules".
>It was then clear that there would be no further fanfare or celebration for the upcoming episode of season four, however it did end with the news that the series finale was a "very big" one, with six million tickets sold within the first four hours of its airing.
>However, with last night's episode of Game of Thrones going out on a high note with the dramatic Battle of the Bastards to take place at the Red Wedding, the season four finale was given a
what is this I don't know what this is
Jaxson Lee
Brandon Adams
Nicholas James
Fuck off shills
Jordan Cruz
thats weird
Brody Powell
Need new bread someone bake
Landon Ward
the fuck's wrong with the thumbnail?
Leo Howard
Old Yea Forums bug newfriend
Jackson Martin
new bread
Ryder Robinson
This one is incredible
Cameron Hall
*taps microphone* ahem...
>*************** *shoes are off, wearing a very revealing black t-shirt with a very revealing top of course* *shoes come off, revealing the t-shirt* *he continues to play with her tits while touching them. She has a hard on and he enjoys it, rubbing her clit and enjoying the view* *giggles* *he removes her pants and plays with her pussy, letting him explore everything while she sucks his cock* *she sucks her cock. She licks her nipples and sucks them for a few moments while she plays with her pussy but she gets bored* [fantasy here] *she turns to him and she slowly removes her bikini* Oh wow *she gets his cock out and she gets excited by his cock as he gets closer and closer, he starts off by sliding it into her, sliding it in and out* *he does not cum* you're so wet *hugs her* God... *she pulls away, smiles and kisses him* Fuck… *she starts kissing him
Michael Russell
Pedobot
Are traps gay?
As an expert on the science of sex research and sexuality myself, I often wondered why so many people seem to think so strongly that homosexual sex is not "natural." Most, I suspect, realize a healthy sexual interest in children is not only natural but something that can be acquired by the right approach. A few people may also be attracted to men.
The fact is that many human beings are naturally attracted to others of the same sex, and to their spouses (or partners of many sexual orientations). As long as humans are able to choose, as we should, to identify oneself as gay or lesbian, we do not have an artificial "gay" or "lesbian" orientation for which there is nothing wrong with our bodies. Nor do we have an artificial "straight" orientation for which there is nothing wrong with the ways we have chosen to live our lives.
Charles Cooper
that's some James Joyce shit
Cooper Carter
Bane: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane. The fact they're using an RPG on the civilian suggests that they were prepared to have guns everywhere, not just around a plane. As we'll see later, they were still using RPGs in this attack.
Rapture Attack: The attack was supposed to take place at 2:40 pm, which coincides with the start of the afternoon hour.
Pilot: "It's time to take out the terrorists..." (applied to the plane as it flies, which is apparently already taking off)...
Pilot: "And if he takes off...?"
Pilot: "....or...do what's necessary to take care of the crew, I don't care, but let us take this flight."
[Rapture sounds are heard, followed by the plane dropping down, with everyone looking at it. He is quickly grabbed by the neck.] [As soon as they pull him out... they see that the pilot has been taken off his seat, and is screaming, yelling for help.]
Nathan Morris
Is there a problem?
No, I'm Dunheir.
>............................................................................ Q. Can I speak to Dunheir without dying? No Q. Can I talk to Dunheir with any item that makes conversation possible? No Q. Where are Dunheir's bones? No Q. Where are my Dunheir runes? No Q. What are the bones that you are holding? No Q. How many souls do I need? 1000 Q. I can see the souls inside Dunheir's bones, but I cannot touch them. Why? They have been stored by Dunheir himself. Q. When someone says 'I will kill anyone that dares to enter his domain', do I have to wait until they're dead? No Q. Do you need Dunheir's runes to enter his domain? No Q. Did Dunheir create his own runes? No Q. If I enter into his domain and leave his own runes, do I have to wait until I'm dead? Yes Q. Do I have to wait until I'm dead? No. I can still enter
Asher Lopez
>NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD >NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
Brody Powell
Sonic: I found you... faker.
Shadow: Faker? I think you're the fake around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha. You're not even good enough to be my fake.
Sonic: I'll make you eat those words.
Shadow: What are you talking about? No, not my words. But what do you mean I'll make you eat them?
Sonic: I'm saying it's no longer an insult. It's an excuse to get you to listen to me.
Shadow: Well, no, I guess it wasn't exactly an insult.
Sonic: No, wait. Maybe it was.
Shadow: Really? What about now? You thought you could make me listen to you?
Sonic: Look at this! My favorite color!
Shadow: So can I? Because I guess I've always wanted to do this too. We can still make something awesome from this.
Sonic: But don't you have enough fun doing it in your own room?
Sonic: It's not a fair game. I'm supposed to be your shadow... You're being ridiculous.
Sonic 2: In a world where there's no rules...
S
Austin Brown
anally pumped orgasm
Easton Roberts
this is without irony better prose than anything gurm's managed in the last decade