Nothing better than having a film night with a couple of 'za's and browsing Yea Forums with my bros!

I cant eat delivery pizza from the big brands anymore. Its fucking garbage. Makes me want to puke.

are there people here that unironically can't finish an entire large pizza on their own?

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I like dominoes too but I always feel like shit after eating it

That's all the artificial shit.

are you eating all of that by yourself?

I'm trying not to be fat so now I eat half a pizza with a healthy side. Broccoli with onions sauce. Something like that.

I ate two large pizzas yesterday

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>muh micropizzas
grow up

Yes, why not? I paid for it.

Good luck...

More likely just a result of over indulging in a large quantity of fatty food. "Real" and "artificial" doesn't really matter to your body, and there's nothing that much more "artificial" about Domino's than 95% of other food Americans eat.

Artificial is an inaccurate way to describe it but including ingredients that are not normally found in food to prolong its shelf life, alter its flavour texture etc is proven to be bad for health. All processed food shortens your life span.

>amerifats

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That would be a cheat meal. Not a healthy meal. Healthy meals are chicken and veg with some rice on days where I gym or run.

You only gave me one lil 'za?

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>american """"""""""pizza""""""""""

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I'm british you sodding wanker

My appetite used to be waay higher before I stopped drinking soda. There was a time when I could put away 7k calories like it was nothing. Now I can only finish 3/4 of a medium pizza.

Fast food companies are literally responsable for more damage to the publics health than tobacco companies now, why is it okay to regulate tobacco but not fast food?

The fattists would riot.

not the same. you can eat fast food in moderation and it won't hurt you. smoking even a few cigarettes a day however will still fuck up your lungs.

what is that thing in the middle

Actually wont.

Why do americans call cheese pies pizza?

*cheese disks

Where are the mods? How can they allow this kind of post IN RAMADAN?

i used to get the pan pizza because i like a doughier 'za but lately it's just been fucking raw in the middle. now if i ever get domino's i just get a cheesy bread.

ramadan is unironically really good for you, numerous studies have shown many benefits of intermittent fasting

Is that normal or diet soda? Does diet soda still have the same effect on you? Asking for a friend.

that's why they're so good
crispy, dry dough doesn't hit the spot

Perfect amerimutt thread

Close those damn boxes before they get cold!!!!

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Yeah just alternate pizza and burgers and tacos for diner and have whiskey after. Beer for chasers, you might wanna pick up smoking too. That should do the trick. Looking back I miss those days. But then again going up a flight of stairs was getting difficult.

Eat healthy

For me, its a munchie box

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Britishers are the Amerifats of Europe.

fasting also makes you more emotional and prone to hallucinations, hence why it's a part of many religions and leads to a few dozen Arabs going nutso every year
still, if you're not going to go crazy, fasting is a good practice

DUDE PIZZA LMAO
Why are people obsessed with this food? The best pizza is "OK" at best. Shit tier food.

>pepsi

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why am i laffin at this

You should be fasting today, brothers. This kind of food weakens the body and the mind, and it makes the soul too attached to worldly pleasures. It is a holy month, and you should keep your food intake to a minimum - have some dates and some fruits, drink water and milk, and spend the nights in prayer.

Seems nice. Unfortunately I'm married and my wife likes watching home improvement shows and I think about suicide.

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Does anyone else degrease pizza

youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

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Cry more you snaggletoothed Muzzie bongoloid. It's not our fault you chose a shit religion and place to be a refugee in.

Fucking faggot, they look tasty as fuck. I hope that's not all for you user, or you're a fat bastard.

>spend the nights in prayer.
While you stuff your fat ass the minute the sun goes down?

Tiny garden furniture table that stops the box getting crushed in the middle. What kind of backwards hell hole are you from that you've never seen one before?

i fast on mondays

>What kind of backwards hell hole are you from that you've never seen one before?
I have never seen one of these and I have never had a pizza crushed in the middle

What artificial shit? They make the dough in store, it's not like they need to add preservatives.

Kys
No Mohammed. I guess it's the month Muslims are more worthless than normal.

why is his voice so comfy?

So what, they'll tire themselves out in 20 minutes and go home.

It's called pizza, you dumb ass.

Why won't this video play it just keep minimizing

Their pan pizza is still fucking top tier at both stores near me. Its great.

>you shouldn't stuff your face
>t.american

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it happens when the delivery guy is a retard. i've had half the cheese on mine end up on the top lid before. these people have no fucking respect for their trade

He is the anti-chris chan. Just as autistic but he's a pure soul

youtube.com/watch?v=olDX_GcycEg

What is that red stuff on the left?

broccoli with onions sauce?

>buying three pizzas so the delivery guy thinks you're with people.

What is in that box and why all of the onions in the middle?

>he doesn't pretend to speak to people in his apartment as the pizzas are delivered

This. Even most store brand cola tastes better

here's a tip: if you want degresed pizza then just buy some fucking bread

R.I.P. Claire
Our beloved in heaven.

and doesn't have traces of fetus cells

always crank some music up too and say something to the effect of "pizza's here" as you close the door

I've always been kinda fascinated at what goes through the minds of obese people like that who have given up on having anything remotely close to normal food in normal portions. Do they not feel disgust or shame? Do they not care? Are they ignorant of how the rest of normal-sized humans view them?

>The Secret in the Basement

>I've always been kinda fascinated at what goes through the minds of addicts people like that who have given up on having anything remotely close to normal experiences in normal portions. Do they not feel disgust or shame? Do they not care? Are they ignorant of how the rest of normal humans view them?
Replace a word or two and you have got a decent clue to what I believe is the answer.

Based

That's a big Connect 4.

My friend also wants to know.

Laughed way too hard at this

Is there anything better than next day pizza for breakfast

Domino's pan pizza is amazing
Had one yesterday and thanks to this thread I'm thinking about ordering again tonight

Based Dominos

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El cosito de la pizza

There was some test done on prisoners where they were given free access to different types of food. Multiple prisons were given access to carb rich foods, multiple prisons were given access to protein rich foods.
This was on top of their normal food allowance.
The 'carb' prisons saw an increase of 7k calories avg. per prisoner. The 'protein' prisons saw an increase of 300 calories on avg.
The 'carb' prisoners had many additional health issue crop up as well, the scientist running the study went so far as to try and bribe the 'protein' prisoners just to get them to eat more.
Avoid the carbs and eat lots of protein as your first meal.

Basement and red sauce pilled

Based Americans running medical experiments in their for-profit prisons

Can't hear you, eatin' bacon.

Rent fucking free

Chicken Pakora and a couple ribs

That's not lasagne!

s o y

was that HFCS (high fructose corn syrup) or cane sugar? thats a pretty important detail to leave out.

What's the best pizza chain?

o n i o n s

I just see the word and my brain filters it

>za's
Kill yourself.

You could called them "pies", you could have just said "pizza", hell, call them fucking flat cheasy heart attack discs for all I fucking care. But nothing annoys me more that "people" who say "za".

You make yourself sound like a painfully low IQ nigger sandwitch with a creamy center of faggot cum when you talk like that, nigglet.

Gonna have a bad video game movie marathon with a couple of friends on Saturday actually, the sonic trailer really made me want to have one, it's gonna be fun.
Super Mario Bros.
Double Dragon
Doom
Street Fighter
Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

bait: taken
jimmies: rustled

>movie marathon
>friends
get out

i'm eating 1400 calories a day and have to pass a KFC and put up with instafood pics and shti like this

fuck summer cuts

lol that's just raw dough with some cheese on it.
pizza is thin, with very little cheese on
like this nduja spelt pizza

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European fag food

Pizza (and Italian food in general) always tastes worse the next day.

that looks disgusting I'd take dominos over that shit any day of the week

When I went to Italy all the pizza looked like this.
Really disappointing.
They did have ketchup flavored pringles though, those were pretty good, wish we had em here.

>not eating crust
>only likes plain cheese
I know you lot are in here

nothings better than posting some bait right before you go to sleep then check on it after you wake up and see mountains of (You)s

>are there people here that unironically can't finish an entire large pizza on their own?
>I'm trying not to be fat

Hey, fatso, here's a Pro Tip for you: If you work out, you can eat whatever the fuck you want.
So maybe instead of sitting on your ass watching The Last Jedi and Endgame on repeat, you should lift. Get /fit/ tubby.

Get the thin crust better yet go to an independant pizzaria

You sleep 3 hours a night?
I sure as shit ain't checking the archive to see if my post got replies 10 hours later

>caring whether or not you got (You)s
Never gonna make it

>When I went to Italy all the pizza looked like this.
>Really disappointing.
LOL. you're not actually eating pizza in america, dumbass. you're eating american pizza. italian pizza is simply pizza.

Underrated

Right?
Newfags are insecure and shitpost for attention
Oldchads bait and close the window without even refreshing the thread

if your bait is really successful the autist will repost it verbatim the second it hits bump limit

I understand that.
"Real" pizza sucks.
Just like how authentic Mexican food isn't as good as Tex-Mex.

>i'm eating 1400 calories a day
why ?

he says in the final line

A fellow man of taste

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>"Real" pizza sucks.
you mean you don't like it. it's your opinion. to say something objectively sucks makes you look ignorant.
>Just like how authentic Mexican food isn't as good as Tex-Mex.
>eating beanerfeed

>thin crust
>pay more for less
Why?

I never said other people couldn't like it. I just think it sucks, personally. Also fuck you enchiladas are literally the thinking man's meal.

ironically, beaner IQ is really low. they don't do a lot of thinking. they literally descend from people that beheaded hundreds to appease some sun god.

Calzones

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calzones are amazing, the cheese tastes differently (in a good way) due to not being directly exposed to heat

Get the stuffed crust. Always.

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Sorry, most mexicans I know are cool dudes. The warehouse guys at my work are all fun to talk to and they seem to be the most genuinely happy people there.
Blacks are the people I can't stand (typical, I know).

>to say something objectively sucks makes you look ignorant.

So you're a hypocrite?

>If you work out, you can eat whatever the fuck you want.
>working out
>losing weight
nice meme boomer, its all about diet

It's not a trade.

110% false
nothing beats a microwaved slice of homemade pizza the day after

>couple of 'za's
Go see a doctor, you might be retarded.

The sauce is absorbed into the dough and you can barely taste it. Sauce is my favorite part of italian food.

2 slices and I’m full unless I’m super hungry.

You don't lift to lose weight, cocksucker. You lift to build muscle. Being skinny is just as pathetic as being fat.

Get /fit/

t. zoomer

Take some pride in your work

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being a "cool dude" and being intelligent have little to do with one another. ironically less intelligent people are happier because they think less
you're right, making pizza is artisanal.

>It took me over 4 and a half days to eat this whole pizza. Definitely a little too much. I guess for now I'll stick with my 24" limit

based

well I'm italian so that might explain why
also properly homemade pizza doesn't end up with the tomato sauce being absorbed

This user gets it. No wonder so many triggered amerifats replied in anger. Pizza is supposed to be minimum dough.

It is literally not a trade.

godfathers pizza

Marcos Pizza and Dominos are the only non-family owned pizza places worth a damn.

youtube.com/watch?v=2o3jrI3ISrM

Are these really the types of threads /ck/ makes all day? What a worthless board.

Please post more.

being a baker is not a trade?

M, F, K

youtube.com/watch?v=SzRTcJRNnj8

>screwing down used drying sheets to cover your keyboard

Being a deliveryperson is not a trade.

what proof do you have?

"I like this background"
Very wholesome. S3&K is a comfy game.

A man of culture

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It requires no skill or knowledge.

driving and gps reading are skill/knowledge

You should be watching your weight, "bro"

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Where's the pineapple?

In the trash

as it should be

No.

I'm a powerlifter and I am bulking actually ''bro''

lol get /fit/ stringbean

Neapolitan pizza is objectively the best, tastelets stay mad

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Yes!

>put pizza topping on toast
>put into oven

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In hell, where you belong, gr**k

fatass

This. Zoomers need their serotonin hit from all the upcummies.

what's upcummies?

I dislike spics more than coons ťbhfäm, at least coons speak English and are funny.

It's seeing your posts get attention. Pisstake at "upvotes."

>there is a NULL pointer to a song playing
holy autism

Nothing, whats up with you? lmao

S M O K I N

T H E S E

M E A T S

W I T H

T H E

B O Y S

that pizza is a mess
t. napoletanon

youtube.com/watch?v=YeemJlrNx2Q

Why do zoomers find stupid shit like this funny?

What should I even eat bros? Been cooking for the past few months but go way over budget because I grab random food since I have no idea how to concoct a good shopping list.
All I know is that a healthy diet has high protein and fibre, low carbs and a wide range of vitamins and minerals. I also want a low budget. How often should I eat meat a week, and which kinds? How much dairy and which types? How many different kinds of vegetables do I need? Are marmite and cheese sandwiches good enough for lunch? Museli for breakfast? Have no idea what I should be doing for dinners to be healthy and cost efficient. Everytime I make something healthy and tasty it is expensive.

i'm not going to make an elaborate response, but you can stretch your budget a lot by eating oatmeal. it's quick, cheap, high in fiber and doesnt have tons of cancerous/diabetic additives. if plain oatmeal with milk is boring to you, you can add raisins/bananas. i do mine with a little salt and that's pretty good as far as a simple meal goes

I don't like veggies. Meat lovers pizza is life

For me its a dominos brooklyn with a ranch dipping cup

Yeah, I bet you love packing all that meat in you.

You guys ever eat a pizza sandwich?

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Like a calzone or do you just put 2 slices if pizza together?

Pizza slice between two bits of buttered bread

Based but obly if Christian. If Muslim kys

No, just a pizza wrap.

what christian casually refers to other christians as "brothers"? ofcourse he's muslim.

I'm really tall, when I had my last growth spurt in my teens I could eat this and a footlong. Nowadays I doubt it, my body is use to protein shakes and salad and i would probably die.

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K m f

who here /IBS/
this shit ruined my life and I blame it for making me the aspervirgin I am today

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do you just fart a lot or wahts the deal?

Every time I fart a little bit of poo squirts out

sucks to be you, lmao.
have you tried going on various diets? it could be you're just more sensitive to additives. going on any kind of cleansing diet should see you benefit since they tend to exclude sugars and other bad shit

>not having friends over and browsing Yea Forums to laugh at people like you who saves pictures of ugly gooks to their computer
I pity you.

Diarrhea most mornings and sometimes it just randomly strikes. Started drinking heavily to cope and it of course just made it worse. Sneed.

>Avoid the carbs and eat lots of protein as your first meal.
this, and drink water, coffee or tea. try to eat like it is 5000bc with more to choose from. just dont eat a ton of processed stuff. not none, just very little. sometimes you either have to or starve

fodmap an probiotics

Death to Islam

Death to America

M M M

pic unrelated

I’m Muslim, and the food to break the fast is extremely high in sodium and fat. I don’t know how you don’t waste away eating fruits and low calorie stuff. I have a physique to maintain.

>Just like how authentic Mexican food isn't as good as Tex-Mex.

Poor, delusional gringo. You will never appreciate the taste of some good tacos al pastor, carnitas, enchiladas and mole con arroz.

Learn to make spagetti bolognese and learn how to make a teriyaki stir fry. Start with a pre bought sauce. Ok, now just put the ingredients on your list and add bread, ham, cheese milk and musli. That will get you started also buy one (1) bar dark chocolate of cookies and tea or coffee.

>Enjoy yout pizza

Hungry Howie's and Papa John's are the only good CHAIN pizzas. They of course don't even come close to touching any of the Mom and Pop places though.

Thanks for the help guys. I appreciate it.

>Papa John's
>Eating racist pizza