/got/ Cleganebowl Edition

littlefinger not dead. night king kills everyone and thinks he won. littlefinger kills him. hero of the story the end.

CLAIM YOUR WIFE

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have dany go crazy and mass murder everyone

Cleganebowl is Reddit now

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mega subversion. the last 3 episodes were the fake ending they filmed(all a possible future vision of Bran) and they release the real last 3-4 episodes in june

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>This is the first season the Mountain had to use a stunt double on set
>The Mountain likely was set on fire by The Hound
youtube.com/watch?v=hhIEAvb75EI

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As long as it ends with the Night King slaughtering everyone the specifics don't matter

claimed

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While this theory seems a bit too normie and classic fantasy to me, I do like it. Something about it makes it feel like it fits nicely, and feels appropriate for ASOIAF.

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Darkstar when?

Rate this idea.

>Dany wins the iron throne
>pardons Cersei and says us women need to stick together
>Sansa and Arya agree
>Sansa becomes Lady of Winterfell
>Cersei becomes Lady of Casterly Rock
>Arya becomes a Queensguard
>small council made up of strong independent women
>then Stannis marches into King’s Landing with a huge army
>”Daddy’s home, bitches.”
>Stannis and his army proceeds to murder Dany’s army and captures her, stripping her naked and turning her into sex slave chained to the foot of the iron throne serving him at his feet like all women should

So were the spoilers of Dany getting framed for nuking KL real?

>not ressurecting stannis
That’s fine, he’s not dead in the first place

Odds that the Cleganebowl is spoiled by faceless Arya because SUBVERSION?

have sex

Don't even remember her name but cucking you fags out of her lmao

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Soon my friend, soon

THE NEW PRINCE OF DORNE

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based and kinopilled

Leaked spinoff details
>The capital of Sothoryos, one of the major settings of the action, is conceptually supposed to be "Roman North Africa", a mix of Carthage and Constantinople, a major port city with a multi-racial society. Looking at a map, I would guess pre-Doom Zamettar.
>Thus, most of the characters there are "non-white": according to the casting calls, they're looking for variously African, Asian, other groups (it's a very mixed, "melting pot" port city).
>One of the main characters, a POV core cast member, is a platinum blonde black female dragon-rider - one of her parents was a white Valyrian, the other a foreigner, leading some to deny that she's a "real" Valyrian.

Which of her parents do you think is the Valyrian? Who do you think her love interest will be?

Who

BASED
Patrician taste

But Brindled Men have no cities and don't take kindly to blacks and valyrians

praise be to r'hllor

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>T-thanks D&D!

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The way this season is going, the only prequel we're getting is the Long Night.

YER GRACE

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>You totally didn't except us to pull the same thing again, so we did just that. Are you suprised now?

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>Only two episodes left in the entire story
>soon
only thing i can see happening is a cameo

>They are bringing 21st century earth's racial identity politics into the world of ice and fire
These people are an absolute cancer.

if dubs then i get prima nocta on everyones waifus

Arya tries to stab a guard to infiltrate but instead stabs a barrel of wildfire and the metal pieces that keep it together, triggering a spark that detonates the whole KL (Cersei, Arya, Jamie, Qyburn, Bronn die in the explosion). Euron laughs at it from the sea and fucks off.
Most of kingdoms declare indipendence, Dany gets attacked by Varys that thinks it was her plan to blow the city (he already killed Tyrion thinking the idea was his) but Drogon hits them both killing only Varys obviously.
Torgonudo goes full autism and engages Jon in combat, losing his head but fatally injuring him. Dany burns both out of pity.
Hound dies of diarrhea during his travel to KL.
Sansa goes to visit the Wall to decide what to do out of it, but the ruins of it crumbles and she get killed by them.

Just nuke king's landing
It smells like piss anyway
Literally nothing of value will be lost

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based D&D killing as many darkies as they can before they escape the series for good

It’s a prequel, you dumb motherfucker.

Name ONE thing that Melly Sanders did right.

What, is this for real?

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The grieving continues

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Love me or die

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Not sure how I feel about Tyrion, Jon and Dany being geared up as the three main heroes to vanquish evil

But I do like the rationalisation for Tywin, Ramsay and Euron being three thematic villains for three different parts of the story

just no.

Sure thing

Killed that faggot Renly

Qyburn with hots for deadwife reporting in.

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The most beautiful girl in all of the seven kingdoms!

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shut it bootlicker
just accept that media kikes are making up their own lore to push a racial political agenda
nobody needs useful idiots like you to defend shitty decisions

HIGH TEST
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Has anyone done the statistics and the math on long long Martin has to live?

>THE FUCKING SHOULDERS
I miss Dickon.

>multi-racial society
Do they really think the dusty shithole slave cities or any of the other "diverse" cities of Essos were compelling? They looked like a depressing, Brazil-ified hell-hole and not just because of the institution of slavery. It was the actual people and ethnic makeup. Why would anyone spend an entire series in several of these places? lol It looks like they're just swapping slavery for social strife around race, so it's not going to be any better.

I've done the math
It doesn't look good

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She’s pretty for a fatty.

nigger the thoery started here, you can't change that

*blocks your path*

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Would Renly (book Renly, not show Renly) be a good king?

renly's pretty to look at but worthless at the end of the day

Just mercy kill it. Don't even release the two remaining episodes. Quit it cold turkey and without warning or fanfare

Why does she wear the choker?

Nice revisionist history you got there fag

inferior ginger, mix of tully and first men
just burn her alive and feed her to the dogs

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Is Salsa suppose to be the good queen?

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>whole season is a race against the clock
>episode 3 is a massacre at winterfell
>jorah and theon die
>NK kills bran so no more "i saw this" deus exmachina
>episode 4 is pure survival horror in apocalyptic north full of wights
>melisandre shows up to lead the survivors in the darkness
>by the end of the episode her magic gives out and she dies
>episode 5 dany and jon pledge themselves to cersei in desperate attempt to defeat night king
>NK arrives in kingslanding
>final battle begins
>dance of dragons, rhaegar dies to viserion
>cersei plots to blow up the city with all her enimies inside
>euron starts backstabing dany and jons army at the order of cersei, drogon os speared
>they close the city with most of the dead and the living inside
>jaime finds cersei in the red keep
>emotinal final talk between the two
>they both fight, cersei stabs him while he strangles her
>they die next to eachother
>cleganebowl happens admist the chaos
>hound kills mountain but is fatally wonded
>arya puts him down
>Jon and NK 1v1
>Bran does timetravelling bullshit to change the past so they're able to defeat the NK
>Jon and a few others fight the NK
>Arya comes in with knife
>NK grabs her
>she begins to freeze from the neck up
>jon stabs NK in the back mirroring ned and rowland killing arthur
>army of the dead is defeated
>aftermath shows euron being executed
>drogon recovering
>dany sits on the throne
>jon fucks off back to winterfell
>dany realizes her thirst for the throne ruined her life as she lost all her friends and 2 dragons
>she gives up the throne
>small cousil creates democracy and destroys the throne
>tyrion, davos and bran rule
>dany goes to winterfell to be with jon
>sansa becomes warden of the north
>jon and dany leave winterfell with the free folk beyond the wall
>final shot is jon and dany watching the sun rise, and the snow melting, fire has won against ice

It's a Theta. Sansa is aware Westeros is a post-nuclear apocalyptic wasteland.

Renly is like Cersei. Someone who thinks they’re more clever than they actually are.

He's living on borrowed time.

Being born in the 40's his life expectancy is about of 67 iirc, that is before you remove the years lost to obesity.

he's just the same as the show, just less twinky and faggy
the core is the same

Why are you lying, it's not even finished!

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Dany! Save me! Please!

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shit i forgot to delete the >NK kills bran bit, just ignore that part please

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Canonically the apemen ruined all Valyrian colonization attempts in Sothoryos you cockgobbling brainlet

Mountain is supposedly 6'9 yet looks barely taller than 6'5 rory whos not even standing up straight

to take her power back? or something? That's actually the first of several, i think. The one she's wearing now looks like a legit dog leash.... which is an interesting take considering...

Yuck!

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If only you knew how bad things really were.

*throws smoke bomb and cruelly disappears*

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Redheads are the most important women in the series. GRRM himself has a thing for redheads

Tully and First Men alliance is the key to securing a dynasty that'll last a thousand generations

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makes me sad that you're not in charge of the show

>Being born in the 40's his life expectancy is about of 67

based on what? life expectancy is 78 for american men. And most of them are fat all ready.

The Mountain is near 8' in the books.

>Gregor is well known for his size, cruelty, and prowess in battle. Gregor is extremely tall (he is close to eight feet in height or 2,4 meters).

Makes perfect sense actually.I might be a brainlet but the books are more layered than I've imagined.

>ywn get this look

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CLAIMED just to piss off that one guy

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CHAOS IS A *COUGH COUGH*

AAAAAAAAAAARGH

CHAOS IS A L *COUGH VOMITS*

CHAOS IS A LAAAADAHHHH *COUGH COUGH COUGH*

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>just casually mention a new prince in dorne
what

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Wow arya doesnt look completely subhuman here

It's over for Sophie

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You can see from behind the scenes that D&D think they're the geniuses responsible for the success of the show

He's also rich and can afford best medical care. Unless his family is cursed by early death he can still go on for a while.

Dany still has to capture all of Essos
Hurry the fuck up and nuke KL

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what were they in dragonstone for?

how the fuck is ramsay the main villain of act 2? all he really did was torture theon
why not cersei?

Yeah so its bullshit that they casted a manlet to play the mountain

They really are. Yea Forums genuinely only hates ASOIAF because it's popular. Yes, the prose isn't the best, but the themes, character depth, interweaving plots that set-up, subvert and leave the reader always guessing, are top kino, genuinely making ASOIAF one of the best fantasy franchises ever written.

I feel as if in 10 or 20 years down the line, Yea Forumssnobs will be more appreciative of it

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He's an actor mate, they stand him on a box to make him l;look bigger. I know that comes as a shock, but these people are just normal human beings who play characters in a mediocre tv series.

>Bran does timetravelling bullshit to change the past so they're able to defeat the NK
“no”

If she's lucky they'll give her a spot in the MCU. Maybe Susan Storm? She's a natural blonde.

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>dany realizes her thirst for the throne ruined her life as she lost all her friends and 2 dragons
>she gives up the throne
>small cousil creates democracy and destroys the throne

Not bad

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Why doesn’t he get a gastric bypass or liposuction or something? Shiet if I had money to throw around I’d suck all the fat out of my body in a heartbeat.

maybe shut the fuck up?

Twenty bucks says
>Arya sees the mountain
>draws her sword
>hand on her shoulder
>its the hound
>”this one is mine”

>the whitewalkers sleep beneath the ice for 1000s of years
>and when they wake up
>and when they wake up?
>I hope the wall is high enough
Nah it's all good mate we got Arya shit's sorted in 1 episode ya poof.

Ramsay is written as the main antagonist during A Dance with Dragons, essentially. Roose as well, but far more characterisation and scene time is devoted to Ramsay's monstrosity, he becomes a villain for Theon, Stannis, Jon, Mance, Asha, and pretty much anyone in the North. He is the most savage character George has written, which makes him the quintessential feasting crow of the second act.

thanks fren, makes me sad that i and almost anyone except D&D could write a more competent ending

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For liposuction the effects are basically only aestetics. Won't solve the shit, you need to fix your lifestyle for that. But it's too late for someone this old.

Imagine getting so much pussy that you literally kill a 8/10 for fun and wheel in the next one.

very based

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the mountain better fucking kill her
please dabid
I'm begging you

The more I think about it, the more I realize that what is currently happening is the worst fucking possibility for the show. Literally anything else is better. If D&D had done a single thing differently it would be an improvement. Including anything more pants on head retarded because then it would be more entertaining this is the most sluggish, tiring, unrealistically bad, illogical, shitfest they could pull. It’s so precise it’s almost admirable. But in a very sick and torturous way. Why is this our timeline?

nonce

Still it seems like it would be easier to start working out and eat healthy if you can suck all the fat out and already see a change in your body as opposed to doing that shit as a fat ass and having to slowly lose the weight.

>mfw

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Bran does time traveling bullshit to stop himself from being killed post actually being killed.

Nice.

Would both be a surprise and also total bullshit lol.

The Starks should never have left the North

>the hounds sword bursts into flames beric stpye just as he is starting to attack the mountain.
This would be pure fucking kino and a great full circle moment for the hound.
D&D PLEASE GIVE ME THIS

On one hand he's fat, getting old, and psychologically broken from pressure due to fans demanding new books and discussing his death likelihood. Given the state of healthcare in USA, that's worrisome.

On the other hand, he's rich. That might buy him some years.

At his age, the time he would gain would be equal to the time he does training to live more. Kinda redundant isn't it? Especially if you don't like training.
You gotta fix that shit early in life, after 40yo it's already late.

I can't believe a Yea Forums meme grew to such size that D&D felt they needed to include it.

Stannis returns and takes his rightful place on the iron throne.

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I was the one who predicted her getting torn in half by the mountain. ME and ME only. Do NOT steal my prediction.

Fuck off Preston, you know you're not allowed to post in these threads after harboring that Carmine creature under your wing.
Go have your pet rate something else 7 out of 10 with his fake radio voice and his pandering for upvotes Reddit garbage opinions

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You're so beautiful
-some bastard

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>Why is this our timeline?
existence is pain, everything i loved has been raped beyond recognition, we will never be able to get a proper ending to anything

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uhmm so how is dany gonna burn down the entire city when they got like 10 gorillion scorpions?

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>Episode 6
>Cersei has been defeated, King's Landing is damaged but the Throne room is still salvagable
>Daenerys and Sansa are led onto the scene, naked, bound and gagged
>Jon: We'll have no more female rulers ruining the Seven Kingdoms with their petty squabbles. Even after we all united to fight the Night King, you still couldn't set aside your petty differences and bitchy squabbles.
>Jon: From now on, queens and ladies can only have that position through marriage.
>Jon: Now, you will serve your King.
>A cry goes up from the crowd. Tyrion nods in agreement. A triumphant version of the main theme starts playing as everyone cheers Jon and the credits come up.

>jon and dany leave winterfell with the free folk beyond the wall
>final shot is jon and dany watching the sun rise, and the snow melting, fire has won against ice
Gay, glad you aren't writing it.

Liar, I predicted that before anyone else

*bends her over the bed and rapes her*

Also nice push-up bra, Sophie.

ASoIaF takes place on a dyson sphere, what retard made that image?

Desu, your post made me sad but your pic made me realize how great 2049 was.

>I feel as if in 10 or 20 years down the line, Yea Forumssnobs will be more appreciative of it
Some of them are appreciating Harry Potter now that it's no longer the big thing, and ASOIAF is much better than that, so probably.

Nah I don't think she "has to"
retaking Westeroes seems fair since it was her family before being taken.

Also the world of asoiaf (planetos) is confirmed the be 4 times the size of Earth.
That being said this is what people think the rest of the world could look like.

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Does Euron just have one set of clothes?
Doesn't matter if he's courting the queen, slaying dragons, or just casually teleporting with his fleet, he's always wearing that same old black coat or whatever that dirty rag is supposed to be.
Did the armour budget run out halfway through season 7?

FUCK OFF REEEEEEEE

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Cleganebowl isn't a Yea Forums meme. It's been hinted at since book 1 which released in like 1994

I'm not preston, I just like purple eyes+dark hair

Normies don't care so why waste time and effort on it?

The writing was so goddamn dry I almost fucking fast forwarded through the dragon getting pew pew'd

Although everything sucks and is garbage, that microscopic moment was pretty alright visually.

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They should have never made the Nightking march south. Season 8 should have been about consolidating the seven kingdoms in order to for a defensive line at the wall against the Nightking. Should have ended with the long winter and the darkness massing at the wall.

whats that bunch of kingdoms in the right corner

Im ranking arya as the character least likely to die, I have discovered that HBO has the weirdest hard on for her, it goes beyond having her kill the night king, ive observed from social media posts and just the way D&D discuss her that they have this fixation with her charatcer. the fans like arya, but the showrunners love her.

first virgin vs chad meme that's made me laugh in 2 years

>1994
We don't care about your old books old man.

what kind of moron writes x like that?

Arya will try to shank the mountain but die because she forgets that he has armour and a big fucking sword and because it would “subvert your expectations”

This will send the hound into a rage and he will then kill him by throwing him into a fire

Alternatively Arya will not die, but the hound will overcome his fear of fire in some context in order to save Arya and kill the mountain by throwing him into a fire

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>Autists think this fanfiction map is canon

Didnt know they make embroidered bras in Essos

Book release date to be announced shortly after end of series???

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ELO is comfy af

>WWs attack Winterfell
>the castle is breached, characters die, armies BTFO
>characters team up in a last ditch effort to try and kill the white walkers so the wights are shut down
>the characters kill the WWs grouped together which seemingly kills all the wights attacking winterfell
>turns out it was a diversion, actual main part of the undead army continued down south to the capital
>cersei evacuates the capital, leaves the civilians behind, and gets her armies on board euron's fleet while the people of KL are killed by WWs and winter visibly comes to the capital
>survivors at winterfell realize what happened and decide to make a last ditch effort to try and kill the night king and remaining walkers
>final battle is at the Trident
>good guys win through bypassing the wights and focusing on the WWs, the NK is killed in a joint effort by jon, arya, theon and bran warging into ghost
>most of the main cast dies
>jon, dany, bran, sansa, arya and tyrion are the only remaining main characters as well as cersei
>drogon is killed fighting viserion, only rhaegal remains
>dany goes to capital to try and get to the throne but realizes it's a frozen wasteland and there's nothing to rule
>she walks up to throne, reaches out to it, but leaves
>she uses rhaegal to burn down cersei's fleet in the narrow sea
>cersei survives, gets to the shore of westeros, only to be found by jaime who doesn't help her, she drowns while jaime rides off into the sunset
>dany goes back to essos to rule there since there's barely anything left of westeros, population is 1/3 of what it was
>sansa is lady of winterfell
>bran becomes the 3ER sitting in the weirwood tree at winterfell
>arya disappears
>tyrion, varys, sam and davos start coordinating the efforts to rebuild
>jon fucks off back north to hang out with tormund and the remaining wildlings and they start heading towards the lands of always winter

Holy shit the first book was released that early? And he still hasn't finished the fucking final one or even the one before. We truly will never get the honest ending

I liked the part where the dragon spewed up blood. My gf was like, "it was like that time I made you so horny that you wanted to go down on me even though I was on the rag and you licked and gobbled me down but we turned the light on and you saw what you did and you were sick because you were so drunk and high and you vomited and it was all red and bloody"
Wife material lads

thanks for appreciating my oc, 2049 was indeed a great movie

the planet is really named planetos?
the dragon is really named drogon?
people think this is super good literature??

Well then.

BASED

YOU FUCKER
reroll! if dubs I claim instead

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>naming your dragon drogon
>naming your dog dag
>naming your horse harse
>naming your cat cot
what the fuck were they thinking

The mtn about to kill arya
Hound stops his sword
They fight
Moutain bout 2 kill hound
Arya savs him

But she's already Jean Grey.

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>brothers
>look nothing alike
BRAVO BRAVO

if dubs she comes with me

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>GRRM WAS 46 WHEN HE RELEASED THE FIRST BOOK
>WINDS ISN'T OUT YET

LADS WHAT THE FUCK

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1. Dany dies.
2. The last dragon fucks off.
3. King's Landing is destroyed.
4. The final shot of the entire series is an establishing shot of YiTi or Dothraki lands being fucked up by White Walkers.

my highschool math teacher did it like that too

were there any blue dragons?

GRRM said that Arya is his wifes favorite character and he won't let her die. Considering that at least the ending is supposed to have the same characters and their resolutions in the show how GRRM planned it for the books, it's safe to say that she will survive.

they unironically could pass as brothers

I think he's bitter about the show catching up to him and he's lost the fun in writing the story

>"Alright, scene 11, take 81, come on, joe, you can do this, and.. ACTION"
>GENDRY: "Arya, you're so beau-- *COUGH COUGH* you're beauti-- *gags* you're beautifu- **COUGH COUGHBLLLRRGGHHHHH*"
>Joe Dempsie vomits once again into an already full bucket
>"CUT! Let's try this take again in five!"

>naming your cat cot
That's how I named my cat since cot is polish for cat and I couldn't come up with a name and just called it like that.

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>not naming your cat kot

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So we all know there's gonna be some crazy twist in the upcoming two episodes, what will it be?

post the leaks

Cersei dies

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>the planet is really named planetos?
Literally nobody knows how the planet is called, fans came up with that.

More Starbucks™, Your Grace?

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How I would have ended the series

>Jon sits on the Iron Throne by popular demand
>holds a gathering with all the lords
>names Gendry king of the Stormlands
>names Tyrion king of the Westerlands
>names Sansa Queen of the North
>names Yara Queen of the Iron Islands
>names Dany Queen of the Crownlands
>grants each kingdom independence and steps down from his position
>goes down in history as Aegon the Divider to bookend Agegon the Conqueror and his conquest of Westeros
>the war against the army of the dead forges a deep sense of respect and camaraderie between these families. The Starks, Lannisters, Baratheons, etc and their children become close allies and rule their respective kingdoms in peace without any political backstabbing or treachery for hundreds of years
>Jon Snow, Tormund and Beric reform the Night's Watch. instead of defending the realm from white walkers, they act like the Brotherhood Without Banners, policing all seven kingdoms from criminal scum
>the epilogue is hundreds of years later. a Baratheon king murders a Lannister king in a power play to take more territory and gain more power. The hundred year peace is broken and a new game of thrones begins.

it's to differentiate x (the unknown) vs X (multiply)
way to indicate you've never dabbled in algebra, bro

Yo did any niggas live this long back in the day? I know people who lived past 100 started being a thing in the 16th century.

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>Plebs don't know why the dragon is called drogon
lol

>the planet is really named planetos?
this is a fan name but remember that the western continent in the series is called westeros
>the dragon is really named drogon?
after khal drogo but yes this is fucking retarded

They're both big guys.

>being too retarded to understand shitposting
you really think you're hot shit for knowing drogon is named after drogo? back to r/freefuck, pal

What was Euron looking at and shocked by in preview? Army of awoken hibernating dragons, or Drogon with super thick dragon armor?

If GRRMs plan was always to have Dany name her dragon after her late husband why didn't he give Drogo a different name?

arya

arya leaping at him

>
objective light? Did you read books, at least watch Preston 8x04, he read book. Daenerys is the last sane person on this show, everyone else are idiots with less than 50 IQ.

CHOPPPP MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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Do you think she knows she's a meme?

checked

>Drogon with super thick dragon armor?

Death wing time

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you can see drogon overlapped with the sun, he just saw him

Most humans can reliably live to 80 years old, it's child birth and disease that kill humans early nd lower the birth rate, but if you stay healthy and have no pre-existing conditions you can live to 100 years old.

A third of all millenials will become centurions (live to 100 years old). Make sure to drink your milk and stay healthy.

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Bran becoming King.

>choppp cersie leg..
based and choppilled

Why would Jon go to the wall? Why is the Nights Watch still there? Wildlings are best bros now with the North and the WW are no threat anymore.

jon goes back north and meets with tormund and ghost

that's why jon he didn't pet ghost and talked with tormund about the real north and wishing he could come too

last scene is jon playing in the snow with ghost

why did the goblins put armour on d-wing when they all died in the end, were they slaves?

>Euron looks up
>sees a dragon in a breast plate
>"But how did you find a breast plate so big?"
Post yfw

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I'm a Danyfag, but she isn't making good moves. Her counselors keep saying to wait and not do stuff when she should have obviously attacked KL day 1. There's no need to kill everyone in the capital, burn down the red fortress and you will reach the ideal results while having a minimum of casualties. I doubt the historical value of the fortress is of any value here.
Why is she listening to them? Most of the suggested moves have no real strategical value, starting from the attack to castelry rock or whatever the name is.

>she will never know that some autist makes fun of her on an image board all day
Somewhere out there, im sure we are all some sort of inside joke to a random group of people

Also why does everyone elect Bran?

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He'll reform the nights watch, it's not that hard to figure out and no one will question him going into exile.

The freefolk also love him so he could easily be a great leader in their eyes and be sung in their stories for a millenia. The King who saved the freefolk, rode a dragon

>he read book
he very smart

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10 year old daenarys

Didn't Varys say some shit like "someone who doesn't want to be king should be king" and Bran said "I don't want anything anymore" in the same episode

where? i dont see it

BOARS N WHORES

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BESSIE

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Digits

Was it goblins? I tough he was corruupted and had old god mooks working on him until he was released again.

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>dany&co. surround KL and cut off all exits and supply lines
>the capital starves or cersei is overthrown
why don't they just do this?

More like blow my life into pieces. Get it lads.

>Hound ignites his sword

it's faint but it's obviously him

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this is one of the low-key dumbest scenes in the show for so many reasons

>shoots the wall with a crossbow
>LONG reload time
>no one jumps him
Great writing. BRAVO

How is Tormunt going north when there is no food because of the winter and all of the animals are dead from the undead? So I guess the whole plot for the last couple seasons of the wildlings heading south for food and land was just for show.

*COUGH* VARYS HELP ME *BLEAAAAAAAAUURGH*

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Nonononono you see Bronn KNEW they won't jump him because that's how fast he can reload.

fucking retard, ter counselors are retards, again watch Preston review u low iq idiot. Her councselors are the reason why she still isnt on Iron Throne, every their decision is idiotic and stupid.

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>Hound ignites his "sword"

*COUGH* WATCH IT TYRION *WEEZE*

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huh, good eye

Yeah that's Varys talking and isn't Dany gonna burn him next episode. They can't exactly force him to be king. And as far as I'm aware nobody actually likes him anyway

>tfw no short cute gf

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>Sandor is a younger brother
>looks 20 years older
>is 2 years older

Arya will kill greg and sand to subvert the expecteatsd

There you go.
These are the "official" leaks that came before the episode.

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Rate my ending for the story.

>Dany marches her army right into King's Landing
>people look at her in terror
>Dany clears her throat
>proceeds to give a speech about her tax policy
>everyone agrees that her tax policy is economically reasonable and would be a boon to the working class
>even Cersei's army is impressed by Dany's financial and economic genius
>everyone turns against Cersei and murders her to install Dany as the new queen
>epilogue is Jon Snow and Sansa sitting at a table and filing their income tax return

>LONG reload time
Dude remember when Joffrey was showing this crossbow off to Margaery and specifically showed her how he got a model where a separate crank was required to draw the crossbow?
Dude remember when Tyrion used it to kill Tywin and used the crank between shots?
Dude remember when Bronn just used his hand to do it in like a second?

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Checked, but the Valyrians had coastal colonies on northern Sothyros. The Brindled men (niggers) are incapable of breeding with humans. LOL

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FUCKING CONFIRMED

They did make the hound rlly old but ill still be for ever greatful they casted rory mccan, hes fantastic as sandor.

there was an Egyptian pharaoh who reigned for 90+ years

fund it

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was it the same crossbow?

vocaroo.com/i/s00vzL57G1kH

Her name is anne

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Preston is a Danyfag?

He is in complete denial that Mad Queen is currently happening.

>there is an entire continent in Planetos with lizard men

WUT?

sandor looks a lot bigger in show than in that pic

> travels from King's Landing to Winterfell in a day
> approaches the castle with a huge crossbow
> guards don't stop him
> he knows exactly where and when to find the Lannisters simultaneously
Based faceless Bronn

Imagine being the worst character for 8 seasons straight

Ofcourse he's a betacuck afterall

>Preston is a Danyfag?

I mean at this point who the fuck is there left? Jon isn't capable of running a fucking brothel. Cersei is retarded.

*blocks your path* x2

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>Martin revealed one of his greatest frustrations: "You get totally extraneous things like the studio or the network weighing in, and they have some particular thing that has nothing to do with story, but relates to 'Well this character has a very high Q Rating so let's give him a lot more stuff to do.'"

>The author had previously said he would have liked the show to run across more series, to give all his complex storylines room. Instead, the HBO team entirely removed some characters or reassigned storylines.

>Martin said: “The series has been... not completely faithful. Otherwise, it would have to run another five seasons.”

>In the new interview he added: "You know, it’s complex. I’m a little sad, actually. I wish we had a few more seasons."

>He also admits this primarily due to the increasingly overdue final two books in the series: "Some of the deviation, of course, is because I’ve been so slow with these books. I really should’ve finished this thing four years ago — and if I had, maybe it would be telling a different story here."

THE BOOKS WILL BE DIFFERENT

I've never seen a show where turning off you head would be better then the last 2 season of GoT. They make so many so blatnat obvious mistakes that it's mindboggling how nobody told them to stop and think for just the fraction of a second. Hell, it's supposed to be winter yet we see KL as if it's already spring.
"Juts turn your head off bro" is the only way I can still watch it to just see the finale since it's supposed to be more or less the same that GRRM has or at least had planned for the books three or four years ago.

Meera
with dany as slampig

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How did a villain originating in 10¢ comic books get a better screen adaptation than the villain hyped up for 20 years in what is one of the most successful and acclaimed fantasy fiction novel series ever

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eww
gain some weight
and why are they so trashy?

4/10

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>He is in complete denial that Mad Queen is currently happening.
madquin is incredibly forced in the show
>omg you so evil because you consider ending a long war in one night raid with your dragon
Dany should have just ignored her retarded advisors and nuked KL the moment she landed in Westeros

yep

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When it ends in 2 episodes it'll be fixed

>Well this character has a very high Q Rating so let's give him a lot more stuff to do.'"

This actually ruined the show and its so appearent post season 3-4. You can tell the episodes are not structured in a way to faithfully adapt the story but instead
"okay we have these 12 actors, lets divide 3-5 minutes to them each"

>madquin is incredibly forced in the show

Word. It's "le poetry" bullshit.

>He wouldn't
Found the fag!

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The way to the ending will be different but the general idea of it is supposed to be the same that GRRM has planned for the books.

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>Dany should have just ignored her retarded advisors and nuked KL the moment she landed in Westeros

I've been saying this since season 7, episode 2.

You don't even need to burn all of King's Landing, just the red keep.

Its the lannister crossbow

kek he would get fucked by jaime
i remember when he thought of challenging the hound
would have got split in half
jaime still could have jumped him
took about 2-3 seconds and he was like 4 feet in front of him

>Cersei is retarded
She has science on her side. That beats everyone.

>the hobgoblinis actually a hotgoblin
wtf I love maisie now

Jesus how many children do we need to sacrifice to make this happen

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more like 4/2

You are a brainlet. Being realistic about your sucker counselors has nothing to do with being paranoid about betrayal (which is actually happening). I hope she keeps Drogon and torognudo very close to her for the remaining episodes.

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one hand, i'm glad that they finally decided to show dany in her objective light

on the other hand, they really didn't have to demolish the show for 4 seasons in a row before doing that

that's just trashy and ugly
the fat fuck is barely better than d&d

My comment isn't about the reload time, it's that he reloaded the crossbow with just his bare hand when it's been shown multiple times that it requires a crank to draw.

>not wanting to fuck a goblin that's been ruined by puberty is equal to being a homosexual
get some standards

>y..you couldn't do it on your best day! y..you one handed FUCK!
>NO I'M NOT JEALOUS OR ANYTHING SHUT UP
poor bronn

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why did everyone just forget about osha and rickon? i liked them
arya didn't even fucking mention him

but would you do this?

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Based 2/10 would not bang posters

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what a chad

Maybe has something to do that Joff was young and relatively weak and the dwarf is a cripple? Honest question. Maybe a crossbow designed for a teen like Joff can be armed by hand by an adult.

>travels from King's Landing to Winterfell in a day
He literally left in ep 1, autist

Lazy, bad writing and a "screw it, those idiots will watch it no matter what" attitude

They developed a crossbow that can kill dragons

They've probably also made developments in other crossbow-related technology. Qyburn is a god.

>aria pumped and dumped the blacksmith boy
Cruel

She is so tiny tight and tender i want to dress her as a school girls and sodomize her all day

Lord of Storms end should be happy dude had no standards it was his first time

Didn't only a day or two pass since the first episode of S8?

There's not even a point in arguing about how dogshit terrible the writing is at this point
sir twenty goodmen or bad pusse were kind of funny because it was only the beginning of the decline
Now it's just sad

In a recent interview, Martin admitted that he had “painted himself into a corner,” having previously killed a character that he has now realized is necessary to properly advance some aspect of the main story. Since that character is dead, he is forced to think outside the box to try to solve the problem in a satisfying way, and that solution continues to evade him.

This may be a factor that validates the idea that he has “lost interest.” He is also clearly interested in pursuing other projects, and the intractability of this problem he’s found before himself probably just drives him to spend more and more time working on more fruitful pursuits.

Adding this here, because it’s come up a few times in the comments: it was not stated who the dead character was, but I’ve seen it discussed in several places that it might be Kevan Lannister. Quentyn Martell also comes up as a possibility.

Here is a link to an article referencing GRRM’s plight: winteriscoming.net/2018/06/18/video-diana-gabaldon-talks-about-a-conversation-she-had-with-george-r-r-martin-about-writing-shell/

yeah they def just cleaned up all the bodies in winterfell in a day or two

old "new"

at least then it was funny now it's just sad

Sure danyfag i bet you found it really funny watching does characters arcs get fucked into the dirt

>half the army survived
>this means that everyone has probably no more than 3-4 body to takes to the pires
seems doable in a day or 2

Just lazy. his bullshit excuses can fuck off.

>goes directly from fucking a 11/10 red priestess to getting raped by a literal goblin
yeah so lucky

He's lucky she said no

GET HYPE
saved from the chicken fucker edition from two years ago

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asshai i think

Considering that all the other crossbows in the show/in history have a foothold so you can use both hands to draw the string because it's so taut, I don't think that's the case at all.

Red Priestess who must have the white cock best of both worlds

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>sothoryos
Such a fucking waste, how retarded are they?
Of course she is not fucking valyrian. anyway there's no way this shit gets produced, they have budget issues, they are not going to do ROME but with Dragons, it's too expensive, they can't make Jon pet a fucking dog.

I have no idea why would they try to go for such a retarded story when they could just ell Nymeria's migration, the failed sothoryos colonies, the war in dorne. the burning of the ships. Etc.

CreepyCheeks

because he's getting mogged by currently the worlds strongest man

Yeah, most likely. Guess the authors really are hacks.

Season 8 Sansa

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He literaly said the only reason there is so much hate against her is because of russian alt-right trolls. The guy is an idiot and not a single one of his theories came true. Stick with dragondeamnds, secrets of the citadel and ideasoficeandfire if you want good channels. Preston can be funny sometimes but h's gone full delusional libshit, even brought up shit like wage gap in westeros.

>dany marches into King’s landing
>*ting ting ting*
>AHEM

She is all ready sword trained and should have came with the flaming hand to duel wield FLAMING Katannas as Mel's body guard

Gilly?

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>Literally Earth
Wow, it's fucking gay.

Walder Frey told Ruse Bolton he could marry any of his grand daughters he wanted and he would give him her weight in gold

>wage gap in westeros
Excuse me?

Its near the end of his s8ep3 review.

And the east is called Essos the south is Sothos

I think Arya will hijack the silence and sail to Ausros with the roo dragons

crossbows take like 0.3 seconds to reload. NZ shooter used a crossbow you stupid fuck