FUCK R'HLLOR Edition
Previously on not so eternal /got/ :
/got/
Ethan Peterson
Evan Collins
Daniel Thompson
First for Jon killing Dany
Thomas Thomas
*has Sex on Dany's corpse*
John Davis
god I wish that were me
Andrew Fisher
Even youtube is appalled
Jace Davis
>torgonudo season 6 or something
>no wanna go back to summer island they slavers
>torgonudo season 8
>muh people are fighters, will protect us
at least this was stopped before it became too stupid
Austin Moore
>the manlet that was promised
Oliver Rogers
First for choppping cercei leg
Gavin Thompson
>WWs attack Winterfell
>the castle is breached, characters die, armies BTFO
>characters team up in a last ditch effort to try and kill the white walkers so the wights are shut down
>the characters kill the WWs grouped together which seemingly kills all the wights attacking winterfell
>turns out it was a diversion, actual main part of the undead army continued down south to the capital
>cersei evacuates the capital, leaves the civilians behind, and gets her armies on board euron's fleet while the people of KL are killed by WWs and winter visibly comes to the capital
>survivors at winterfell realize what happened and decide to make a last ditch effort to try and kill the night king and remaining walkers
>final battle is at the Trident
>good guys win through bypassing the wights and focusing on the WWs, the NK is killed in a joint effort by jon, arya, theon and bran warging into ghost
>most of the main cast dies
>jon, dany, bran, sansa, arya and tyrion are the only remaining main characters as well as cersei
>drogon is killed fighting viserion, only rhaegal remains
>dany goes to capital to try and get to the throne but realizes it's a frozen wasteland and there's nothing to rule
>she walks up to throne, reaches out to it, but leaves
>she uses rhaegal to burn down cersei's fleet in the narrow sea
>cersei survives, gets to the shore of westeros, only to be found by jaime who doesn't help her, she drowns while jaime rides off into the sunset
>dany goes back to essos to rule there since there's barely anything left of westeros, population is 1/3 of what it was
>sansa is lady of winterfell
>bran becomes the 3ER sitting in the weirwood tree at winterfell
>arya disappears
>tyrion, varys, sam and davos start coordinating the efforts to rebuild
>jon fucks off back north to hang out with tormund and the remaining wildlings and they start heading towards the lands of always winter
generic, i know, but i think it'd be better than what dabid made
Asher Hill
Jeremiah Bennett
sinnats
Elijah Rivera
>Ramsay, have I ever told you about your mother?
>She was a peasant girl, pretty in a common sort of way. She was a miller's wife. Apparently they married without my knowledge or consent. So I had him hanged and I took her beneath the tree where he was swaying. She fought me the whole time. She was lucky I didn't hang her too.
>A year later she came to my gates with a squalling baby in her arms. A baby she claimed was mine. I nearly had her whipped, and the child thrown to the river. But then I looked at you. And I saw then what I see now. You are my son and she is a good friend.
>Now go fetch Ser Twenty Goodmen and destroy Stannis's camp.
Evan Young
P-please k-khaleesi...I-I d-don't h-have m-m-much time l-left...j-ust a w-whiff...
Jayden Cook
Luis Sanders
My fucking sides
Jonathan Sanchez
can someone shoop the 'just fuck my shit up' hair and eyes on to Ghost
Samuel Sanders
Jon is such a cuck.
Gabriel Wilson
"no"
Adam Gray
Elf Brienne is pretty cool idea to be quite honest. Would watch this D&D show/10/
Samuel Torres
>reread random chapters of the books
>Brienne says Jaime saved her from repeatedly getting raped by telling their captors that she's worth a lot more intact
>season 8
>Brienne is mocked for being a virgin
JFC
Carson Bell
Owen Clark
Leaked spinoff details
>The capital of Sothoryos, one of the major settings of the action, is conceptually supposed to be "Roman North Africa", a mix of Carthage and Constantinople, a major port city with a multi-racial society. Looking at a map, I would guess pre-Doom Zamettar.
>Thus, most of the characters there are "non-white": according to the casting calls, they're looking for variously African, Asian, other groups (it's a very mixed, "melting pot" port city).
>One of the main characters, a POV core cast member, is a platinum blonde black female dragon-rider - one of her parents was a white Valyrian, the other a foreigner, leading some to deny that she's a "real" Valyrian.
Who's excited, I know I'm excited!
Jonathan Torres
Julian Smith
For Norf!
Ethan Clark
youtube.com
Why is Robert, Tyrion and Cersei so alcoholic?
Lincoln Bennett
He lost his hand in the show to defend her honor as well, it makes no fucking sense
Noah Torres
In a commentary video about the demon birth scene liam talks about how she was eager to show him the fake belly, thinking the entire torso was fake he asked her to see the tits too, and she actually did it, even though they werent fake
Cameron Diaz
STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT VERTICALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE
THEY ARE UNCALLED FOR
Liam Thomas
/got/
Blake Brooks
More Starbucks™, Your Grace?
Ryan Nelson
*COUGH* MY Q-QUEEN ... *COUGH*
B-BEFORE YOU K-KILL M..ME *PUKE*
I N-NEED YOU TO KNO- *COUGH COUGH*
S-STANNIS I-IS...*COUGH* COMING *PISS*
Sebastian Nguyen
>thinking the entire torso was fake he asked her to see the tits too, and she actually did it, even though they werent fake
Carice must have been a good friend
Jace Hill
The grieving continues
Tyler Wright
>be ugly male virgin
>"have sex incel"
>be ugly female virgin
>nikolaj coster waldau deflowers you
Ryan Edwards
You know what would have been really sweet if her last words were Grey Worm or whatever the fuck the cunts name is. I would have felt bad for her dying. Her last thoughts of her love and she could have even smiled because she was thinking of him. It would have impacted on Dany because of her failures AGAIN and would have made her even more crazy and given scenes of Grey Worm slaughtering children and women more impact as well. But instead we might as well as have got. WYMEEEENNN. Fuck this show. Also they ripped this shit out of Braveheart
Connor Clark
Bentley Phillips
Liam responded that they’re pretty good, to which carice informed him that those were actually hers
Noah Moore
>fuck r'hllor
Have sex.
Joshua Diaz
The BELLS Of kings landing represent SANSA.
This is referred to as SYMBOLISM.
Sansa - Bells- drives Dany mad because she is more beautiful and loved.
From season 3 of the show-
the day SANSA was born, they rang the bells from sunrise to sunset.
Jeremiah Russell
Which Marvel movie is that
Gavin Reyes
Is he right?
Michael Bennett
kek
Jack Wright
that woulda been worse
Jason Moore
I looked for you in the catalog. You were not there.
Joshua Edwards
Nicholas Hill
Yeah, now fuck off back to /leddit/.
James Harris
*triggers dany*
Ethan Gray
I want to meet a girl that's really comfortable with her body while also being easygoing.
Adam Brown
.t autist who hasn't found love
Daniel Fisher
>when you're such a bad actress a fucking cake has a better expression
Joshua Thomas
God I can't wait for BASED Jon to brutally murder that dumb bitch Dany. You know how long I've waited for this? Jon is the pride of all manlets everywhere. He is proof we WILL rise up.
And Jon isn't even that short. He's 5'8, which is average. Fuck off Dany you stupid slut. Jon honestly should've punched her in the fucking mouth once he got word she said "someone taller." Guess what cunt? Jon's taking you out you fucking whore. And guess what else? You SLEPT with Jon. The "short" guy. Honestly Jon did her a favor lads. Jon could do better. Dany is legit autistic and completely unlikeable. Based Jon pumping and dumping her after her usefulness is up.
I can't wait to see the look on Dany's face when Jon gets fed up with her bullshit and puts her out of her misery. Hopefully he cuts her legs off, and while she lies there bleeding to death he'll say "AM I TALL ENOUGH NOW?"
God i fucking HATE Dany
Jordan Ortiz
Why did Tormund decide to go back beyond the Wall? He could have taken a few of the castles at least.
Virtually all of the Wilding territory we've seen have been permafrost or snowed under. I doubt they're getting fat on pine needles. Is there somewhere that's always snowed under but can sustain livestock?
Blake Perry
Noh.
Eli Diaz
I wanted to ask "where's Jon?" but then I opened full picture.
Adam Scott
>a NEET shitposter on a mongolian basket weaving imageboard writes a better outline for a bittersweet ending than HBO's top dogs do
Oliver Peterson
DON'T THINK
TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN
Caleb Mitchell
Rewatching season 1. So much better than nu-got. But why do the starks have to be such retards? Catelyn abducting Tyrion without any evidence and locking him up without even telling Neddard, not thinking of the possible ramifications. Neddard going around like a brainlet trusting everyone. Theyre so based but so retarded.
Robert Scott
BURN THE MALL
Cameron Davis
Targaryens are braindead when it comes to actual military strategies that don't involve dragons, aren't they?
Brandon Rogers
Woahhh, calm down there little fellow.
Ethan Rogers
>He's 5'8, which is average
Owen Kelly
That's why they teach you not to have emotions Greyworm.
Colton Anderson
The pain is almost over lads....
Wat do after?
Xavier Butler
don't you have a battle to get ready for, jon? get off the weirwood network
Angel Anderson
God this post is fucking BASED
Juan Green
I thought he went to Castle Black.
Jack Thomas
They want to live in the Great Wide Open like they have been for thousands of years.
Likely they will stick in the Gift until Summer comes back.
Daniel Fisher
Nah, Missandei is in the right. Fucking burn everyone, the show is shit now anyway and GW is a faggot.
Easton Morris
>*feeds Aerys' paranoia and tells him not to trust Rhaegar*
>*tries to get Viserys to invade Westeros with savages*
>*testifies against Tyrion*
>*gives Tyrion a tour guide in how to get to Tywin's chamber to kill him*
>*kills Kevan and Pycelle because the kingdoms are getting too peaceful with Tommen*
FOR.THE.GOOD.OF.THE.REALM
THEY ARE JUST AS REAL AS YOU AND I AND THEY DESERVE TO LIVE
Thomas Moore
I've never seen Aegon win. Also, 10000 men is a small host, and where are the Golden Company?
Luke Morris
Easton Nguyen
why didn't she turn into the old hag here?
Nicholas Bell
Is there any actor who has been in every episode?
Mason Garcia
Don't you have DLC portraits? Or at least the submods that beautify them?
Lucas Howard
When was the last time Tyrion did something useful?
Colton Rodriguez
>Hopefully he cuts her legs off, and while she lies there bleeding to death he'll say "AM I TALL ENOUGH NOW?"
Owen Lewis
Scheming has never been the Stark family's best point
Josiah Cooper
Based manlet
Lincoln Richardson
I'm glad you're not a writer, user
Lincoln Martin
>yfw Jon rapes Dany then lets Sam have a go, followed by Ghost and every male character on the show, even Bran
>then he doesn't kill her, he just puts her in a dungeon to be raped over and over
hahahah dumb bitch hahaha shouldn't have rejected me when i asked you to go to prom with me veronica hahaha stupid whores all women are good for are their pussi haha
Asher Rogers
JUST
Zachary Bell
So is he actually working for Euron?
Jason Gray
PRESTON
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Brayden Lee
>He is proof we WILL rise up.
Need a chair?
Carter Gonzalez
S2, Blackwater
Adam James
Pretty sure that is part of the Golden Company. Dorne joined Joffrey instead of him, I guess they figured they have no chance.
Not that guy, I don't have his mod. There's at least 4 ck2fags in this general. Only one is me.
Isaiah Richardson
Okay but for real, was he a ham?
Kayden Lewis
>be viserion
>get sniped by a man with a spear
>be rheagal
>get sniped 3 times from miles away
>be Drogon
>your plot armour redirects spears over you
Grayson Taylor
Cause she has a crystal on her somewhere.
Ryan Morgan
b-b-but user I-
David Miller
>save me, Torgo Nodo
>ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Ian Parker
DON'T DABID
THINK INSIDE
Carson Martinez
>ends the targshits
Daniel Ortiz
i don't know. they wanted to take back their land in season 3 but he seems to have completely forgotten about it. plus it must be really fucking cold far north during winter
William Garcia
then why the fuck did they spend multiple seasons migrating south?
what the fuck was the wall even for if the wildlings don't want to live south of it?
Samuel Brooks
Since there are no books limiting them they are free to go full globohomo, I expected this
Kayden Russell
Does anybody have that picture of Kit standing on his tiptoes?
Alexander Lee
D&D's terrible writing has me rooting for Daenerys.
They assassinate Stannis' character and now hers. Those fucking (((rats)))
Josiah Thompson
Having sex
John Robinson
They forgot.
Drogon was always mommy's favorite so it's no surprise.
Carson Davis
Watch another show?
Jack Price
Chase Young
P-P-PRESTON
Ryder Nelson
The amulet is around her ankle
Owen Thomas
>post yfw azor ahai is literally a ham
Dominic Reyes
if the writers are smart the dragon went to find Jon with some sort of message about Cersei's defenses
Xavier Taylor
Rewatch Sopranos, of course
Jaxson Kelly
And Ned has to double down on antagonising Lannisters because of his stupid wife
Liam Bennett
>He's 5'8
Lie, strike it out
Jordan Jackson
Cuck
Dominic Robinson
Those are some giant hands you have there Missandei.
Gavin Murphy
Mason Turner
Ian Mitchell
those beginning skits are shite preston
Brody Gray
They were running away. Mance was planning to take over the Wall and man it with his 100'000 wildlings and stop the Wights, until the Southern Kings could come up and help defeat it.
John James
KEK
Carson Gutierrez
Fuck off ecelebs
Robert Butler
Lmao why is this episode getting butt fucked more than the last one?
They both had equally as stupid shit in it.
Lincoln Wilson
everyone wonders what euron looks like in the preview of chapter 5 , Now I know why she named gendry lord
Ethan Morgan
The way they talk about it is fucking hilarious. He says sonething like "Come on then, let's see the puppies" before realizing kek.
Isaac Bennett
alright lads, what is really the most based house?
Lucas Taylor
Dropping my pants and going to watch this lads
youtube.com
Robert Torres
groupthink
Sebastian Murphy
Lucas Foster
>They both had equally as stupid shit in it.
episode 3 was a million times worse
Caleb Hill
because dany is the normies' favorite character
they didn't care when the show butchered stannis, or the blackfish, or jaime, because they're not normie favorites
Levi Sullivan
for me? House umber of the last hearth
Brayden Green
angry wogs
Ethan Nguyen
Hightower.
Lincoln Price
do you think they have several endings recorded just to subvert the subversion? not like I expect any ending to redeem this
Christian Richardson
STOP
Landon Lewis
Episode 3 alienated half the fanbase
Episode 4 alienated the other half
Robert Martin
targaryen
Joshua Miller
Bolton. The house of the edgy lords.
David Russell
Carice is so cute
Angel Myers
why is it implying season 5 is in anyway good
Nathan Taylor
They're not gonna waste money filming fake shit
Michael Edwards
Baratheon
>based Robert
>based Stannis
>based Gendry
Renly was a faggot, but the family took care of that
Zachary Thomas
season 6, as a whole, was unironically better than season 5, change my mind
hardhome was literally the ONLY good thing that happened in season 5
Chase Bailey
Robert Young
Hardhome is fantastic
Aiden James
GARDENER
FUCK EGG
Daniel Gonzalez
yeah thats 1/10 mate
Tyler Nguyen
normies are mad about MUH QUEEN and brown woman death... that's it.
Wyatt Watson
episode 3 was the worst episode for actual viewers
episode 4 was the worst for casual bar normies because it finally showed dany in an objective light
both episodes had horrid writing though
Benjamin Brown
Some of the Stannis scenes were kino
Andrew Brown
Jordan Kelly
The episode was worse. Teleporting Euron ships were just a step too far, same with Dany going to Kings Landing with 8 unsullied and a dragon in range of the same weapons that just killed her second last.
Also the fact that there was no followup on NK, and ure just supposed to forget about him now. Instead they spent 50 minutes on 'goodbye' scenes just two episodes after spending 50 minutes on 'hello, good to see you' scenes
Isaac Davis
D&D DABBING ON THE HATERS
Nathaniel Smith
>>cersei survives, gets to the shore of westeros, only to be found by jaime who doesn't help her, she drowns while jaime rides off into the sunset
still better than dabid's "I WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET INTO MY SISTER'S VAGINA AGAIN"
Asher Watson
Chernobyl comrade
Ayden Barnes
Is this Tom Bombadil?
Xavier Long
Do you think D&D feel regret?
Bentley Ortiz
The one that cuts up humans and displays them as their sigil.
Robert Diaz
incredibly based #Manlets #RiseUp
Cameron Hernandez
idgi
Tyler Butler
Why the fuck Euron looks like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, holy shit
Anthony Anderson
The pain never ends.
Gabriel Ward
>finally decide to join in
>no director behind camera so no one notices Starbucks cup
Nolan Clark
what am i supposed to be looking at here?
Ethan Ross
yeah ok certain scenes and individual episodes are good. But this is where the pure fanfiction begins and leads to the entire series going downhill.
Jack Rogers
ok /got/, these discussion are all very enlightening, but let's ask the real question:
which Westerosi Women can squirt when they do a cum??? this is important
Michael Nelson
>implying that the "*COUGH COUGH PUKE* moment wasn't more based
Mason Ward
picture from Belfast just in case it wasnt obvious what the bloodthirsty dragon bitch is gonna do to King's Landing
Elijah Ward
Compared to the shit now it really is. Good times. Reminder that things can always get worse.
David Rogers
>no begging for crumbs of pussy
You had one job
Kevin Flores
>100,000 Wildlings and undead are held back by a rickety wood gate
>a White Walker is sent in for no reason than to show to the audience and Jon that Valyrian steel kills them
Lmao
Hunter Powell
Jace Rodriguez
this
>be rich
>control the church
>control the citadel
>not going in any dumb war
they have already won
Brandon Rogers
Brienne has the strongest squirt.
Charles Evans
the guys who with the red pointing sign next to them are the showrunners
Adrian Davis
Evan Hughes
pure VarysKino, can't believe we didn't get this on screen
Ryder Watson
What a lame episode.
Dany keeps putting herself in terrible situations.
Christian Wilson
And normies think Lyanna was the Mormont who had the heroic death.
Camden Cook
It's D&D
Owen Thomas
>jews
>conscience or ability to self-reflect
Nathan Hughes
>D&D actually took "For the realm" at face value and ran with it
big fucking yikes
Josiah Bell
Can anyone please explain Littlefinger's plan to marry Sansa to the Boltons? Was it just to put her back in position at Winterfell/set them up for betrayal while Sansa took the North? Did he expect her to be thankful afterwards? Did he really not know anything about Ramsay?
Anthony Phillips
Its been done before
Jose Stewart
Who can stop her?
Ryan Rodriguez
>Did he really not know anything about Ramsay?
according to the show, yes.
Jaxson Jackson
>The Battle of the Bastards
More like the battle of the manlets.
Jeremiah Clark
Context?
Nolan Perez
Rape was on the table
Blake Nguyen
>do you think they have several endings recorded just to subvert the subversion? not like I expect any ending to redeem this
Depends on if the big major endgame deaths occur close to the endings themselves. We'll known on Sunday. If they are all in the last episode at the end of those arcs.. like the Iron Throne arc for instance, then yes.. they probably made more than one ending and I expect them to be available as extras to pander to safe spacers.
The problem is if there's a complex epilogue that hinges on those character deaths / endings. That's a lot of moving parts and potentially extra filming to make it useable to the audience as a true alternate ending. Otherwise, you're just filming fake death scenes with no consequence, really.
Ethan Taylor
Only one true answer
Leo White
Mason Bailey
Hudson Jenkins
yeah, install her at winterfell, take it with the vale army, marry her, become lord paramount
Kevin Jackson
Conleth Hill would've done such a good job with this material, what a shame
Logan Fisher
Nah. They set up their catapults which can fire farther than the ballista and pinpoint hit them with incendiary balls.
Just like in Age of Empires where you snipe enemy towers with your trebuchet.
Jonathan Diaz
they forgot to add jeyne poole so just had sansa take her place
Adrian Gomez
If you play him and Dorne joins you have a chance of winning if Cersei doesn't send troops and Mace gets beaten by Euron.
Kevin Rivera
Who cares about logic. Sansa needed to become the smartest person in the world and rape would get her there. Nailed it!
Elijah Thompson
Fuck off shill
Leo Reed
>Every time Sans gets raped, her IQ raises by 100 points
AND THIS IS TO GO FURTHER BEYOND
Mason Bennett
bend the knee
Levi Hughes
P R E S T O N
Isaac Edwards
D&D in costume as wildlings.
Blake Butler
>forget jeyne pool
>ruin sansa instead
>forget faegon
>ruin cersei instead
>forget AFFC
>ruin dorne, jaime, and the iron islands
>forget joncon
>ruin jorah instead
bravo
Cameron Ramirez
Forrester. IRON FROM ICE
Samuel Perry
looking forward to the next ep
Michael Jenkins
Quads and I get a perfect girlfriend.
Lucas Parker
that's the penis part of the dragon animatronic for drogon
Leo Carter
my knee is bent my queen
Jason Jenkins
Are the rumours true?
Brody Hernandez
Ian Davis
Okay, a hedgehog is fine too.
Xavier Myers
enjoy
Angel Parker
Is Chernobyl actually good?
What is it about anyways, a Documentary or fiction?
Daniel Thompson
congrats, you get arya
Gavin Roberts
she's waiting for you somewhere
Luke Moore
Congratulations for romancing queen Margaery
Joshua Peterson
What the fuck does Coughrys expect Dany to do anyways? Even if she had the army to starve out King's Landing that give Cersei time to pull troops from elsewhere and it'd still kill millions of people who Cersei wouldn't give two shits if they starved.
Lincoln Butler
*COUGH* W-WITNESSED *VOMITS* CHECK E-EM *WHEEZES*
Lincoln Gutierrez
yeah that's mainly what I was thinking. for example if they try to reckon Dany's mad queen's fall and death by jon that's going to be an extra ep worth of reshots. besides, I don't know if they expected the leak or not
Samuel Ramirez
>"I WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET INTO MY SISTER'S VAGINA AGAIN"
Fucking hell I hate this, just write him and Brianne out of the story and have them fuck like rabbits off screen, not be a cuck and run back to the sister who tried to murder him.
Elijah Sanders
he expected stannis to win and would have reached a deal with stannis to marry sansa to unify the north and vale to him
William Campbell
based 5'8poster
Connor Anderson
Checked
Jackson Lewis
Joshua Mitchell
100% cringe.
John James
based
Brayden Gutierrez
here you go, user
Evan Ramirez
Leo Wilson
>5'8, which is average
Cooper Ross
>Make fan art
>don't bother to add the Targ purple eyes
Triggered.
Connor Cooper
>Cersei let's city starve
>Common folk RISE UP because she's the reason they're kids are starving to death
or
>Common folk don't RISE UP
>They all starve and then eventually she starves.
Caleb Smith
a question for book readers which not adapted book arc would have worked better on the tv show?
>Arianne
>Quentyn
>Faegon
>Victarion
>Damphair
Luis Butler
peach
Ian Perry
This. Nothing is stopping Cersei from killing civilians and cooking them up or dumping them outside her walls to reduce the population inside the Walls
Kayden Young
Someone POST THE DAMN TEMPLATE BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
Joseph Stewart
that beginning made me cringe so hard my head exploded, people actually like this guy?
Grayson Murphy
>You're beautiful sansa
Parker Watson
Liam Ward
Dramatization of the event, 9/10 kinography. Very nicely shot, the acting and conversation are depressing and funny at the same time.
Jonathan Ross
I'LL RING YOUR HEAD LIKE A BELL!
Christopher Bell
Book Varys is conspiring to get fAegon on the thrown. His realm talk is complete bullshit. He admits as much to Kevan when he kills him. There are theories that he's related to fAegon through Blackfyre blood, and shaves his head to hide his silver hair (why would a red priest use him in a blood magic ritual if he doesn't have kings blood). Ilyrio is quite likely fAegon's father as well.
In the show, they cut Ilyrio after season 1, and fAegon was cut entirely. When that happened, Varys' cover story was just adopted as his real motivation, despite several of his actions in early seasons running contrary to it.
Daniel Jones
oy vey no way you deserve more (you)s
Gavin Diaz
Eli Ramirez
They were hoping to incite a civil uprising in the city when everybody is starving. Someone would open the gates at some point.
Henry Flores
This
Season 6 was great while 5 was a let down.
Jayden Jackson
Because Carice is yummy
Evan Davis
You know why all the world hates a Lannister?
Hunter Hill
What's the deal with Dany and the bells?
Christian Kelly
SEASON 8 SHITTALKERS LITERALLY UNEQUIVOCALLY BTFO
NK ON POOICIDE WATCH
Logan Bailey
>Can anyone please explain Littlefinger's plan to marry Sansa to the Boltons?
The Hound hints at it during S8E4. It was to "break her in". Littlefinger adheres to criminal morality so he can deceive but he has to signal his intentions and nature, then secure the consent of the person anyway in order to capture them spiritually/metaphysically/whateverly. The point is, there are certain rules he follows. For instance, Littlefinger doesn't actually outright lie nearly as much as people probably would expect. That's because there's immense power in using honesty for doing dishonest things. Also, he's not rapist, but he's a defiler so that's where Ramsey comes in. After Ramsey is done, he'll have her, but in a changed form that is more suitable to him. She'll be a jaded, broken demon-possesed whore.
James Martin
because you're a faggot
Jayden Butler
Kino.. I remember kino..
Noah Johnson
read the leaks
Lucas Collins
Quentyn or Arianne probably. It would have helped explain why Doran was happy to sit around and not rock the boat.
Dylan Gomez
hi
Juan Phillips
Good episode, even if inferior to 8x03. The emotional load of saying "dracarys" as your last word was good. Now time to destroy everything and see all the mcs die.
Will Jon actually die like he's supposed to immediatly after he fullfills the purpose for which R'hllor resurrected him? The leak about him going norf doesn't make sense.
Anthony Wood
God, look at all this soul.
Connor Foster
Doesn't Varys boast about what a great King of the common people fAegon would be before he kills Keven? His speech seemed to imply he was propping up a ruler for the realm.
Aaron Watson
cheeky Hiroshima reference?
Jaxon Bennett
Ok that explains why Varys' motivations are fucked, but then why is it that Tyrion alternates in every other scene between the ruthless realpolitik dwarf from the books and a pearl-clutching 21st century hippy that wears his skin?
Nicholas Jones
here is your gf
Evan Roberts
LEAKS TRUE
SHOW BAD
Benjamin Flores
First few seasons are actually amazing looking back.
Cameron Myers
I think show Vary's is genuinely just suppose to be a schemer who would do anything for the realm now days.
Although earlier seasons he was without a doubt team Dany.
Landon Hernandez
This is the same population of millions who did nothing when the Sept of Baelor just happened to blow up on Cersei trial day. No riot, no outrage nothing from dumb and dumber.
Benjamin Murphy
The pond... I remember the pond
Grayson Williams
very based
James Ortiz
>season 1 was good meme
Evan Richardson
>ah yes, Cat my love (false), I know how to bring us together I'm going to let Ramsay Bolton take your maidenhead instead of me so you're used goods when I have you
Yeah that ain't it, chief
Lucas Wood
>dany kinda forgot about the iron fleet
bravo dabid, bravo
Gabriel Flores
mummy burn all the dirty racist peasants ! we are not men dracarys
Christian Diaz
It put the Boltons in open rebellion. He went down to Cersei and offered to conquer the North using the Vale Knights if she made him Warden of the North. Then probably he'd marry Sansa and have two areas under his direct control.
Cameron Mitchell
except that time he sent an assassin to kill her
Ayden Howard
hivemind
Christopher Martinez
what did they mean by this?
Ethan Sullivan
noice
Parker Lopez
Gods she was cute.
Brandon Parker
Don't they have more food than Dany tho?
Brayden Reed
God the landscaping was strong back then.
Gavin Allen
Then stanman's soul rises from the grave and the whole world knows he was right
David Cruz
Why are her eyes turning brown? Is the manlet's semen doing a curse on her? Maybe that's what will kill her.
Jayden Ramirez
PENIS, lol!
Levi Powell
>Although earlier seasons he was without a doubt team Dany.
except when he hired an assassin to poison her
Christopher Torres
thought this was hodor's dong scene at first kek
Michael Taylor
only two more weeks of /got/ lads and it's gone forever
Tyler Adams
Truly the prettiest girl of the seven kingdoms.
Carson Kelly
>liking someone attractive is a hivemind
mhm
Cooper Allen
onset of pale mare
jon will find her squatting in the throne room groaning
Jaxson Stewart
Absolutely based, I congratulate you and hope that I might partake in some measure of the GET magic.
Owen Taylor
youtube.com
kit lets it slip and tries to make it seem like a joke
Carson Ortiz
They didn't do shit when she blew up the Sept and they won't do shit if she kills people and feeds them to each other. She could even set off more wildfire to put more fear into people and reduce the populace
William Perry
*Aerith
Mason Moore
>all the men are part of hard work or soldiers
>90+% of all civilians inside the city are children and whymyn
it's gonna be epic. THE RAPE DANY, so beautiful
Jayden Peterson
azor jonsanerys
Dylan Jackson
A vaguely remember enjoying Victarion and Damphair, but i couldn't of cared less once Arianne, Quentyn, or fake Aegon were introduced. Those late-starting arcs just come off to me as intentional padding to buy the story time because he has to untangle Mereene and give Arya and Sansa time to grow. They're never going to go anywhere crucual that justifies the time spent on them, i dont think. In the show it would have just been worse and it already was with the Sand Sneks.
Aiden White
>small contingent of soldiers and horses march out
>brings a cart full of supplies
God Season 1 was kino.
Ayden Jenkins
*COUGH* NO JON SH- *VOMITS* SHE'S YOUR AUNT JO- *HEAVES* OH GODS NO JON YO- *COUGH* YOU ARE MEAN- *CHOKES* MEANT TO BE THE KING OF TH- *WHEEZES* THE REALM JON *COUGH
Noah Thompson
Ryan Flores
If you have any last dubs, now is the time.
Jonathan Taylor
i think both of the words are right. disappointing - yes we all knew this. epic - it's going to be a huge spectacle.
Josiah Gutierrez
Hello, fellow gamer.
Anthony Turner
check em
Elijah Young
*gets singles*
Wyatt Thomas
NEW
Ethan Walker
new:
Nolan Thomas
>Arianne
>big tits
>wide hips
>large brown nipples
D&D would cast some ugly tstick
Anthony Baker
Bad writing
Levi Peterson
Okay
Isaac Barnes
which one you fags?
Bentley Williams
If GrrM isn't a total hack he'll have the three heads of the dragon be Aegon Blackfyre who takes the Iron Throne with his invasion, Jon Snow and Dany.
Kayden Kelly
"New Dornish Lord"
literally fucking who ????
Josiah Roberts
FOR BOBBYBOBBY
Cameron Rogers
Reminder Robert failed in destroying House Targaryen thus he was still a usurper and the claim to right of conquest stands on too shaky ground.
So after Cersei destroys house Targaryen, she will become the legitimate queen. And since she's destined to die and only have three children the next heir to the Iron Throne will be our man Jaime.
Also Jaime is the King Arthur of this story obviously. All he wanted to be was Arthur, the sword of the morning but says he became the smiling knight instead. He was foreshadowed sitting on the throne after killing Aerys and the guy has bloody gold hand. Some king Mydas shit right there.
Also Lancel slept with his love. Just as Lancelot slept with Arthurs love.
After all is said and done the only way to unite the north and bring them back into the fold will be through a political marriage to Sansa.
So ironically Jaime has robbed Ned Stark of his revenge when he killed the mad king, Ned Stark lost his life to his son, Ned Stark lost his steel, broken down and now wielded by Jaime, Ned Stark will lose his daughter to Jaime, and through breeding Ned Starks daughter will Ned Stark lose his lands and titles to Jaime.
Jaime is /ourking/
Caleb Ortiz
>If GrrM isn't a total hack
That's a mighty big if
Cameron Hernandez
>posting early
hope melly burns you to death
Eli Carter
>so many kino books scenes cut from the show
>they chose to keep Hodor's dick
John Wilson
But Sothoryos is inhabited by dangerous apeman neanderthals
Julian Diaz
>poorly-formatted Facebook thead
>or based crossbow aficionado thread
I know where I shall be posting
Tyler Martinez
Why do they have a helipad?
Julian Cook
Danyfags
James Garcia
>i couldn't of cared less
Get an education.
Ryder Sanders
Dayne
Landon Howard
this is shit
Ian Williams
>one of her parents was a white Valyrian, the other a foreigner
The mother will be the white one....
Luke Phillips
he meant
>couldn't've
Ryan Scott
I've been up all night for 3 nights straight. Will an education help with that?
Austin Bailey
eh that just looks like she blew a hole in the wall with drogon to let the unsullied invade
nothing else is confirmed from this pic
Isaiah Thomas
Would have accepted this shit for a better rape scene
Nathan Powell
What's all this about bells triggering Kelly C? Did they ring the bells when Missandei got the chop or what?
Cooper Bell
some cunt leaked that the bells cause Dany to go mad. Sounds like BS, but who knows at this point
Julian Jones
It's like when the Ottoman Empire outlawed bells in the Christian places they conquered all over again!
Andrew Turner
That's the docking stem for when she's riding the dragon. The producers suggested a saddle but Clarke insisted on this solution.
Aaron Thomas
Should have drawn the horse in the other direction so that the last panel could be a fart joke.
Charles Mitchell
Chase Morgan
>Pommel isn't another chad face
Caleb Brown
Bran warging fits better with asoiaf. 3ER May be manipulating Euron to capture and bring it to bran.