/got/

>Khaleesi, I'm about to die because of the wounds I garnered in my selfless defense of you
>Please Khaleesi, just listen. All I want is a taste of pussy just a taste. Khaleesi, please sit on my face so my nose is in your butthole and I can rest my tongue on your pusy.
>Khaleesi, wait, please one more thing. After 30 seconds spin around 180 degrees so I can do the same thing with the holes reversed.
>Khaleesi...

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YOU JUST KNOW

Have you ever seen a real sword? Honest question

someone post night king dabbing please

'ate blood magic
'ate the red slag
'ate wildfire
'ate lordly poofs
'ate sacrifice

luv me wife
luv me sons
luv the Seven, bless are Mother
luv King Stannis
luv onions
luv me boat
luv Shireen
luv me fingerbones
luv learnin' t' read
luv Flea Bottom

simple as

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dawn is supposed to be made out of some magical star rock

MY COCK RISES ON

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> Resurrects Theon
> Calls him Reek

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>He thinks swords don't wobble

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Based

Reminder that Viserys did nothing wrong.

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its supposed to be made out of literal magic stone

Which one is your favorite theme user? Some of my favorite so far:
>Main theme
youtube.com/watch?v=s7L2PVdrb_8
>King Robert
youtube.com/watch?v=AWBZDYiqXKE
>Light of the Seven
youtube.com/watch?v=pS-gbqbVd8c
>Rain of Castamere
youtube.com/watch?v=ECewrAld3zw
>The Children
youtube.com/watch?v=_JYKNqvsbKw
>Stannis/Lord of Light theme
youtube.com/watch?v=9szldJEzD5U
>Daenerys (Season 3)
youtube.com/watch?v=OG55MPQjhwo
>Night King
youtube.com/watch?v=k1frgt0D_f4

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first for norf

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kek

King Robert cuz it actually sounds medieval

*COUGH* AHN! *COUGH COUGH COUGH* HNNH AAAANH! *COUGH* A-AAAANNH!

HNNN-BLEH *ARK* *COUGH*

HNNNH *COUGH COUGH AAAANH AAAAAAAAAANH!! HNNNnnnh...

*VOMITS*

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and?

that behind-the-scenes of grey worm and missandei dancing together is so fucking adorable lads

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>tfw she sees your Hodor

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>Ghost never left Jons side
>"Ok fuck off now dog bye"

I hate Jon now

youtu.be/nRNXZH5vh-A

Dabid just can't let any sense of happiness or purity in their show.

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luv bowls o' brown

how is the oldest girl in the picture the hottest, by far

How is Dany going to defeat the entire golden company with her tiny army?

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the Greyjoy theme
youtube.com/watch?v=Ymm3ohFo-UI
(start at 7:06)
this girl makes an incredibly good analysis on the usage of the theme in the series (Greyjoy melody signifies honour and redemption, Greyjoy ostinato signifies violence and chaos)

>she skulks around like a leopard because "she's wild"
>other wildling women are just chill and normal

>no Bobby posting

Winterfell:
youtube.com/watch?v=j8VnYUz9hHc
>"Needle was Robb and Bran and Rickon, her mother and her father, even Sansa. Needle was Winterfell's grey walls, and the laughter of its people. Needle was the summer snows, Old Nan's stories, the heart tree with its red leaves and scary face, the warm earthy smell of the glass gardens, the sound of the north wind rattling the shutters of her room."

Ghost is pretty cute there

light of the seven and the night king

go get your magic stone sword right now and tell me if it wobbles

>showfags upset Dany gets triggered into madness by Missandei's execution
>showfags upset a (like 25%) black woman got executed
>showfags aren't upset that Missandei, who has always been kind and merciful and shied away from the fighting and warfare to a degree that it was a point of contention between her and Grey Worm when they first met, the peaceful and stoic Missandei who wanted Dany only to save the downtrodden lower classes and bring peace, that her last words were telling Dany to burn a city full of downtrodden lower classes to the ground
I fucking hate showfags.

i'm glad we all agree

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Kings blood and R'hllor magic.

Based jorah the cuck

I need a melly gf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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I think you mean START THE DAMM BOBBYPOSTING BEFORE I PISS MESELF

Is this from an actual porn animation/hentai on pornhub?

Rains Of Castamere by far. Any other opinion is gay

i want to protect her

While i'm sure there's gameplay videos out there, it's a game for android, in the vibe of Princess Trainer.

I want to cut her in pieces

Another example of shit writing. In the books the Wildlings are truly fucking savages, like feral fucking retards. So pretty much every wildling should be near the level of her. But when they finally fucking introduce a lot of them in S2 they just forgot.

Impressive accuracy

Sleep tight pup

christ

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who's the one between tarly and mance

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SS RANK
>Edd
>grenn
>pyp

She's always been the best girl

>implying you wouldn't

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>when your waifu friendzones you on a public Facebook post
Poor Grey Worm.

probably the most generic opinion you can have

gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Special_Report:_Max_Borenstein_prequel_leaks_to_Game_of_Thrones_Wiki

First for game of trans negro thrones

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>Ygritte and Randyll Tarly
>C

would

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I guess Djawadi agrees with you since he made so many variation of it. Atonement from season 5 is probably the best one and for whatever reason they don't use it during Cersei's walk. Anyway here is all the variations:

youtube.com/watch?v=rALCyuFdUGk

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In a commentary video about the demon birth scene liam talks about how she was eager to show him the fake belly, thinking the entire torso was fake he asked her to see the tits too, and she actually did it, even though they werent fake

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Germanic

Sophie is the youngest not the oldest tard

Damn, that's interesting
Ramin clearly puts a lot of thought into each track

*COUGH* AND THE REALM * WHEEZE* I SHUPPOSHE *VOMITS* I SHUPPOSHE THATS OFF THE TABLE ASH *SHITS SELF* SHWEEL

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>The hound, Blackfish,barristan, randyll, mance,lancel are at C
what retard made this?

She's like a 9, and he's a 6. That only works out if the genders are switched, or if the guy is very rich.

Choppp her leg?

non anglo genes

God, what I wouldn't give to spend a night with Carice..
>she's coming to East European Comic Con
Fuck, should I get a ticket?

>you have been a dear friend
>a dear friend
>friend

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i did bitch

It was driven into the shitty ground that swells and compresses as the leverage of the sword acts upon it.

What is she helping with?

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youtube.com/watch?v=TgiTB2NFvAM

>You have been a dear friend at every point
OH NONONO NOOO

Fuck I would Love a Prime Tywin Miniseries

youtube.com/watch?v=ECewrAld3zw

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S1 > S2 > S3 > S4 >>>>> S6>S5>>>>>S7>S8

is this the accurate ranking of the seasons?

Choppp
choppp

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>Littlefinger killed by Sansa&Arya
>Varys killed by Daenerys
>Doran killed by Ellaria Sand

IT'S SO FUCKING STUPID

actually varys being killed by daenerys makes a lot of sense i just wish varys' character hadn't been assassinated since season 5

Serving the lord of light has many boons

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Looks about right

Gilly is 10/10 pure and loyal retardfu fight me

Close.
S1 > S2 > S3 > S4 >>>>> S6 >>> S8 >>>S5>>>>>>S7>>>>>S8E3

>This plays right after Jaime's hand is being cut-off
Also, the video I downloaded for that episode apparently got a fucked up audio near the end, so the song plays earlier than it should, just as Locke finish cutting off Jaime's hand. I actually laughed a lot.

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FUCK western media. I'm going to Yea Forums for my Chinese cartoons.

That's a great looking Tywin

Varys' entire character doesn't make a lick of sense without Aegon anyway so he was doomed from the start.

Gotta cut cgi costs somehow

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Reposting from the last thread. The scene is all about the power dynamics based on who sits where and is actually pretty kino.

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Oy yes goyim, lets loudly plot treason in the throne room!

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Yeah. But I do kind of like the episode when Jaime charges at Daenerys, it was both dumb and kino at the same time.
No way, 5 has it's problem but it's still slightly better than 8.

I miss Maekarposting.

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Pretty close user but I'd say unless they really fix it in the next two episodes the gap between S7 and S8 is nearly as much as the gap between S7 and S5

I can't wait to see the scene where Gendry waltzes up to Storm's End demanding they let him in.

I looked for you on the trident

What am I looking at?

>S1 > S2 > S3 >>>>>>>>>>S6 >>>> S5 >>>>>>>>>>>S8
The only reason season 5 is that high is because we still had stannis and hardhome, seasons 7 and 8 are pure fucking dogshit

How do you think they would feel about their liege lords the Glovers sitting out the battle of Winterfell?

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I always know that little shit has something more in mind than just trying to piss off Tywin.

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With 20 good men

sauce

the truth

This song blared right after Jamie got his hand cut off. Seemed a little out of place.

>melly in B
>jon in A
>joffery in C
Other than that I have no problems

Season 8 has had two decent episodes, 1 filler episode and 1 atrocious episode. That's better than S5 imo, which was entirely filler and atrocious, and only had one decent episode in Hardhome

jon is based

>Another example of shit writing. In the books the Wildlings are truly fucking savages, like feral fucking retards. So pretty much every wildling should be near the level of her. But when they finally fucking introduce a lot of them in S2 they just forgot.
They didn't forget. The wildlings are a less-powerful foreign ethnic group on the other side of a giant fucking wall. they're immigrants/refugees. The people who write this shit are scared to death of "getting it wrong" when it comes to the audience, critics, and the higher ups at HBO. So, by the time we get to wildling characters like Karsi, there is no differents apart from their clothes. Karsi is literally indistinguishable from a "strong woman" south of the wall.

Is Stannis back in episode 5?

>cersei not in S
retard

she'd be in S if they didn't give her the throne for no fucking reason

Based

Probably never, but here's the closest thing to it.
youtube.com/watch?v=wq6X2CyJNpo

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>tfw Tywin will never tell Dany to fuck off and give Jamie and Cersei more lectures on how to run an empire

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facebook com/9gag/videos/848177538866637/

try and tell me that isn't cute as fuck

>woke da dwagon
This is still a stupid line.

N-NO DAENERYS PLEA-

*COUGH*

I- I ONLY WANTE-

*VOMITS*

WANTED THE REALM-

*WHEEZES*

T-TO HAVE FOOD

*BLEUGH*

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*ahem*

FUCK MELLY
FUCK R'HLLOR
AND FUCK AZOR AHAI

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He might have fit into the A-B range before, but now he's C at best

So they claimed they couldn't CGI him in? Just use the Vin Diesel and the Rock method. Do fucking something

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Jon is one of the most boring characters

Aside from the Long Night, all the episodes has been pretty boring filler. Which is weird, since we are supposed to be in the endgame now. S7 for all it's flaws feel more like a final season than this one.

>kino
It's too long and looks silly.

Please leave and never come back

Sause

>9gag

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>one brunette, one blonde, one redhead
based

would've been more based if the blonde had brown eyes and the redhead green eyes though

>facebook
>9gag
Ain't clicking that shit nigger

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>Osha
>D
She should be at least a C even when I'm not horny.
>Robb's whore wife IS a C
WHAT THE FUCK

agreed
season 5 has hardhome and season 7 has field of fire 2.0 but the overall seasons are still bad

battle of the bastards was great spectatcle but poorly written

I really wonder how much of this shit will make it into the books and how much will be show-only drivel

>Night King outright doesn't exist in the books, nor does a convenient spot in his chest to stab him in and end the dead
>this means the pottery of Arya stabbing him with the same blade Bran was almost killed with is also out of the question (George even regrets making the blade Valyrian steel)
>the Others have even less setup in the books so killing them off as quickly would have an even worse effect but George said he wants a "Scouring of Shire" ending so it will probably happen

>Cersei becoming queen with zero basis in reality, laws, or common sense feels like a show-only invention that capitalizes on Lena's popularity
>Jaime definitely won't go back to Cersei and honestly I'm curious what he'll end up doing
>same as Tyrion, he might be adviser to Dany but I don't see him doing anything of note to the end

>Stannis is confirmed for burning Shireen so that might mean his time in the books is up

>the whole Sansa/Dany drama feels like a bad soap opera and definitely wont' be in the books
>Arya's destiny is also up in the air, Frey Pies are taken by the Manderlys, the WW will probably be Jon's, and Cersei will be taken by one of her brothers

>Jon killing mad queen Dany in the books would actually make sense and has the necessary setup
>although with the awful timeline we're in I wouldn't be surprised if George changes it because of bad reception despite being the only thing the show got right
>he mentioned before he thinks changing the ending because someone figured it out is something he won't do, but changing it because it's badly received might be another story

I've watched this so many times I wish Charles Dance or Michael McElhatton voiced it.

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based and gillypilled

>facebook
>9gag
back to freefuck

based European diversity

how can darkies ever compete

Is Shae the WORST character in the show?

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Me personally? Myranda. :3

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I wonder how Joe Jonas feels knowing Liam Cunningham took his wife’s virginity.

>the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people
>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"
>Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
>after defeating the Wildlings, Stannis meets Jon on top of the Wall
>"You're the oathbreaking bastard that killed the Halfhand and copulated with a savage Wildling. You're just like your retarded brother and useless father, a traitor and an oathbreaker. Give me one reason why I shouldn't behead you."
>"I'm the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch!" Jon pleas
>"Davos come here," Stannis beckons
>Davos asks "Your grace?"
>Stannis pushes Davos off the Wall.
>"Melisandre, quickly, get my guards. Lord Snow killed my Onion Knight."

the wolfs represent the inner child or child like innocence or something

I think Joffrey's theme in S2 is pretty cool
youtube.com/watch?v=lh6ACdwNlyk

Also before you ask, yes this picture is an official promo apparently

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The most kino part of S7 was when the unsullied took casterly rock and it immideately cut to Jamie at highgarden

>so many women in D
try to be more subtle

It makes sense in context.

what happened to the writing? d&d can make good fanfiction sometimes, hardhome proves it, so what the fuck happened?

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What's his endgame?

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This shit makes me want to adopt a doge. Doges deserve better, man.

There have been good women characters but the vast majority have been shit. D&D should have written them better

Hahahahaha

Is she worse the Sansa?

it still isn't wrong, most of the women in the show are shit and the best characters are guys
t. vagina owner

in the show: become King of Westeros
in the books: accelerate the apocalypse, wake krakens from the sea and become a God

>t. vagina owner
How many do you own, my dude?

Doesn't she come from Skagos ?

Rank who the best fathers were in the show.

>"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"

If the theory about Euron being an ally or subordinate or wants to use the White Walkers is true than perhaps he is going to help them destroying the wall using one of the dragons he steals from Dany.

Jaime probably reluctantly has to return to Cersei as the Lannister desperately want to retain the power while slowly figuring out a way to remove her. Cersei herself will probably pull some crazy stuffs like in S6 finale but won't make her succeed to keep power for long. Otherwise maybe like in the show Euron will try and steal the iron throne by trying to marry Cersei.

Stannis is obviously gonna get the chop. Either at the hands of the Boltons or the white walkers.

Sansa, Arya and Jon will reunite I think.

Jon killing Dany? Who knows

Aemon should be in the S tier.

Finger in the bum

No, it doesn't. It's too abstract. If we heard this was a thing Aerys said before torturing people, it might have made sense for Viserys to have picked it up.

Is this a game?
What is it?

>accelerate the apocalypse, wake krakens from the sea and become a God
God of what? Even if it's true he wants to use the White Walkers power/the drowned God or the Kraken or whatever, what's next?

This game took anyone can die too seriously.

>Night King outright doesn't exist in the books, nor does a convenient spot in his chest to stab him in and end the dead
>this means the pottery of Arya stabbing him with the same blade Bran was almost killed with is also out of the question (George even regrets making the blade Valyrian steel)
>the Others have even less setup in the books so killing them off as quickly would have an even worse effect but George said he wants a "Scouring of Shire" ending so it will probably happen
the others in the books come from the wins of always winter and are an entirely different race with giant ice spiders, they're said to look strangely beautiful with magical icy armor, they're not babies turned by a darth maul looka alike necromancer, so how they are defeated will be entirely different

>Cersei becoming queen with zero basis in reality, laws, or common sense feels like a show-only invention that capitalizes on Lena's popularity
>Jaime definitely won't go back to Cersei and honestly I'm curious what he'll end up doing
>same as Tyrion, he might be adviser to Dany but I don't see him doing anything of note to the end
She will probably blow up a portion of kingslanding in the books, there's too much foreshadowing for it to happen, don't know if she'll end up on the throne

>Stannis is confirmed for burning Shireen so that might mean his time in the books is up
shireen will burn yes but it's unlikely stannis will o it since she's at the wall with melisandre and her mother and stannis and his army starving to death in the north and unlikely dead from ramsays probably fake letter

>the whole Sansa/Dany drama feels like a bad soap opera and definitely wont' be in the books
>Arya's destiny is also up in the air, Frey Pies are taken by the Manderlys, the WW will probably be Jon's, and Cersei will be taken by one of her brothers
don't know how arya will turn out, she's very different in the books, she's pratically a psycopath at this point

(cont)

Telltale's Game of Thrones, it's decent enough but a little old now.

never gonna get finished since the studio went bankrupt HARD.

>It's too abstract
Bro

The targaryen line has literal dragons, it's what they're known for.

swap jaime with tormund and theon with euron, dont care enough to look at the tiers under A

idk why anyone is surprised, dabid only wanted to adapt the red wedding, they publicly said they're tired of the show somewhere during season 4, makes sense that it would become shit

The game of thrones game by telltale i think

(cont)
>Jon killing mad queen Dany in the books would actually make sense and has the necessary setup
>although with the awful timeline we're in I wouldn't be surprised if George changes it because of bad reception despite being the only thing the show got right
>he mentioned before he thinks changing the ending because someone figured it out is something he won't do, but changing it because it's badly received might be another story
I also think amd queen dany is endgame but given how normies are absolutely seething over it happening in the show, i think if he geroge ever writes the final book, he will likely change up the story a bit, probably still have dany dying but uner different circunstances

>they're tired of the show somewhere during season 4
You can tell

D-d-dany save m-aaaaaaargh

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Only after they made three sequels to TWD that no one asked for. And two seasons of Minecraft. Two seasons of Batman. Guardians of the Galaxy. All of their games were wrapped up in a single standalone season, except for GoT which ended in a huge cliffhanger ending and was the only game that didn't get a fucking sequel. I will never not be mad.

>S8 E6, post credits of the meme normie ending, Ned wakes up in a cold sweat.
>"Ned, my love, what’s wrong?"
>"Oh Ash, I had a terrible nightmare I was married to a ginger shrew and got decapitated."
>"How awful! Come downstairs and have breakfast with me and our fourteen beautiful sons, that’ll take your mind off it!"
>"Thanks, Ashara. I’m really glad that our actual children are cute and none of them look like horrible goblins."
>Ned, Ashara and their not goblin children have breakfast together
>"Father, tell us again about how you and mother fell in love!"
>"Well, my little wolves, it’s a long story..."
>Fade to black
>Coming to HBO, Wolves of the Stars
>Winter 2025

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Wasn't that the last season they could follow the books?

>Danyfags are 9gag redditors
OH NO NO NO

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You have to leave, and never come back again, ever.

>I am Gendry... Gendry Baratheon, I am now lord of this keep, and I demand you open the gates.
>Gendry? I don't remember a Gendry. Wait, you're one of Robert's bastards aren't you?
>I've been legitimised by the queen!
>You think I care what Cersei legitimises?
>Not Cersei, the rightful queen, Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen.
>Hah! Your father would beat you half to death if he heard you call a Targaryen the rightful queen. Your rightful queen is dead.
>Look, I've been told that if you won't open up we'll have to siege you out. I know you can't have many provisions in there. I don't want anybody getting hurt, alright? Just open the gates.
>Siege away, bastard boy. I've outlasted much worse than you in these walls.
>Wait! Is there nothing I can do to convince you to open up?
>Does Lord Seaworth still live?
>He does, last I saw him.
>Then tell him to come here, and bring onions.
And then Stannis murdered all the usurpers and lived happily ever after.

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mummy burn them all!

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All hail the true Queen of the Seven Kingdoms

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I dont even have facebook you stupid fucking nigger

All hail pod

Has anyone photoshopped the starbucks cup in the iron throne yet?

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kek, can't wait for next week when varys gets executed for conspiring out loud against daenerys
>while varys kind of forgot how conspiring works...

The drowned God is just a fucking cthulhu right?

Bran: Omniscient
Arya: Omnipotent
Jon: Omnibenevolent

Starks are basically invincible, I don't know how they'd struggle with anything

>and who...are you

He’s too busy watching rapes

Yeah, half of GRRM lore is just lovecraftian references. I even think there's an alt-shift video on that

the real 'madness' of daenerys was impatience and refusing to wait a bit, simply surrounding king's landing, cutting off all supply routes and waiting was the 100% right move

well euron went mad when he saw him so probably
holy fuck i'm glad i'm not the only one who sees this

how would you have written season 8, /got/?

>NK strolls into the North
>Jon and Dany and their gay buddies prepare for the defense of Winterfell over the course of a few months
>Dany is visibly pregnant with Jon's child
>Jon and Dany are told of Jon's heritage
>Jon and Dany decide to marry and claim the throne together
>This pisses off some of the Northern Lords and Sansa, but she's made Wardeness of the North so she stops whining
>NK besieges Winterfell
>Jon battles the Night King 1 v 1 and gets knocked the fuck out, but is saved by his gay friends
>They retreat while Lady Mormont and her forces stay behind to slow down the Walkers
>North retreats to Moat Cailin
>Golden Company arrive, demand their immediate surrender and that they pledge themselves to Cersei
>giant battle, but the North wins because Dragons
>while in Moat Cailin, Dany gives birth to triplets, a son and two daughters
>the NK now arrives at Moat Cailin
>Bran wheels over to Jon
>"Jon, you're going to have to make a sacrifice"
>Jon learns he is Azor Ahai and has to plunge his sword into Dany's chest to defeat the Night King
>the siege is almost lost and the NK walks up to Jon and Dany
>Jon turns to Dany and stabs her in her tits
>"I'm sorry, Dany"
>His swords bursts into flames and he fights the Night King
>the Night King nearly dies, but retreats
>after the battle, Bran tells Jon that the Night King will be back and they have to build a new wall
>He uses his abilities to look into the past where he learns from Bran the Builder how to build the wall
>Jon then takes the remaining forces south to take the Iron Throne and use the resources to fund the construction of the Wall
>during the siege of King's Landing, the Hound kills the Mountain and Jaime ends up killing Cersei and then himself
>Arya kills the Hound and fucks off to Braavos
>Jon takes the throne, Sansa is Lady of Moat Cailin, Bran and Ed build the wall and reform the Night's Watch with the help of the Wildlings

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>YOU ARE NO SON OF MINE!
>I am your son, I have always been your son

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why does jaime go to king's landing? how the hell does he think he will make it in time, the journey is long. also does the think dany will just let him in to go to cersei? lol

>the real 'madness' of daenerys was impatience and refusing to wait a bit
Hmmmm, really makes you think.

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>killing them off as quickly would have an even worse effect but George said he wants a "Scouring of Shire" ending so it will probably happen

I don't think that means what you think it means. Scouring of the shire happened after Sauron was defeated when the hobbits return home and find that the Bree woods have been overtaken by bandits because all the rangers went to fight Sauron and the Shire has been politically overtaken by some kind of facists bandits. So they organize a rebellion and take back the shire , and the bandit leader turns out to be Saruman. So it doesn't have anything to do with lenght, it simply means there will be a few unresolved things left after the long night is defeated.

>Aegon comes to Westeros with 3 dragons, conquers it, and establishes a 300 year long monarchy
>"based! true king! righteous ruler! uphold his laws and traditions! instate his lawful heir! bend the knee and prosper!"

>Daenerys comes to Westeros with 3 dragons and wants to retake it from the unlawful rulers
>"foreigner! conqueror! subjugator! tyrant! mad queen! fearmonger! she does not know the land or the people! do not trust her!"

This really made me think..

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How would he have dealt with Dany?

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her real madness was not asking bran to warg into some ravens scope out stormsend and kingslanding to see what cersei and the greyjoyfleet were planning, i guess you just have to accept dany just kinda forgot

LEON

She looks so goofy

Why does becoming a god need a something greater to come next?

a nearly 10/10 kino scene, bumped down to an 8 because they scrapped Tysha

He will probably commission the construction of those ballista much earlier and in bigger number. Probably won't piss off Olenna either, so no Tyrell in the menu for Dany.

>Stannis is confirmed for burning Shireen so that might mean his time in the books is up

Who the fuck confirmed this it sounds stupid

Why is Bran so fucking useless? He can see anything, he has incredible knowledge about history, yet he does absolutely nothing with his powers beside stealing a wheelchair design.

The literal interpretation of plunging a sword in someone's chest to make a glowing sword is fucking retarded.

>Show Euron in S
Retarded horny pirate belongs at the bottom of the C

Aegon was competent
Daenarys is retarded

They fought Aegon too. They only bent the knee after he beat them. Well, except for Dorne.

If Chadserys had arrived instead nobody would have questioned it.

Bribe Dany's most untrustworthy allies, either her sellswords or her Dothraki, to assassinate her

No one likes Targshits. They kind of had to abide by them because of dragons, but as soon as they were done. RIP.

i just wanted a good reason to kill daenarys

People called Aegon an invader as well until he made the whole continent his bitch. Except for Dorne. Somehow.

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this is some fanfiction but still better than what we got.

I, for one, would have made the Long Night the whole of Season 7, after one-two episodes of exposition and Jon convincing Dany to help. Maybe have fAegon with the Golden Company land at the season finale. Jon is Azor Ahai, Longclaw becomes Lightbringer. Dany is ressurected by Melly and isn't barren anymore.

Season 8 would have been back to the Game of Thrones and defeating Cersei, the Westerlands and the Reach and Bran/Old Gods vs Euron/Drowned God. Dany & Egg VI rule benevolently together while Jon and Ghost live happily ever after in the Gift.

why is the most efficient way to get (you)s just hotlinking, this is a hollow victory

A fucking stupid cut from the books. Gives Tyrion real reason for killing his father

It wasn't made out of actual rock, you blithering bufoon. Do you know what a mineral is? They extracted the metal from the comet

Flex is good, it means the blade isn't brittle and will hold up under greater stress.

One of the greyjoys is literally called Dagon

Imagine how much rape happens in King's Landing for Bran to watch.

WAIT WAIT WAIT
THEY CUT TYSHA?
Who was Tyrion married to before Sansa?

I was basing it on two assumptions
>the White Walker story pace will remain the same as in the previous books (glacial) meaning they will barely get mentioned in TWOW
>ADOS will be the only book after TWOW
So if they barely get more setup in TWOW, and if they will definitely meet their end in ADOS so he can have a Scouring of Shire moment, there won't be enough space for them to get properly introduced and then defeated in the first 2/3 of ADOS.

>In the Game of Thrones: The Complete Fifth Season Blu-ray set, there's a segment featuring footage from A Song of Ice and Fire series writer George RR Martin, who notes "his intention" has always been that Shireen would be sacrificed by her father, Stannis Baratheon, and burnt alive.

You can see anything and has access to incredible amount of knowledge and yet you spend all your time here.

brienne, have sex.

uh sorry sweaty but diversity literally just means niggers and not different hair colors

He wanted to fuck the queen for some reason. That happened some episodes ago though, so now he's just killing time I guess.

He mentioned that he marries a girl before Shae or Sansa. But apparently in the show she is just a whore all along.

Wherever whores go is a pretty annoying line in the books because it's all Tyrion's chapters are for ages afterwards.
The show would lean into it even worse.

Shame Jorah was too bitchstruck to let it go ahead.

They had Tysha in season 1, and mentioned her again in season 8, but in season 4, when Jaime is supposed to reveal that Tysha was never a whore and Tywin just had her gangraped because she was a commoner, Jaime says....nothing. And Shae is the whore Tyrion feels sad about when he kills Tywin, not Tysha.

My family isn't fighting a military campaign.

Okay, good, my memory is still working.

The ideological war is being fought every day.

stannis

all jorah had to do was have sex just once the stupid fucking incel

I fucking knew that fat faggot was a hack but Jesus Christ

Pretty based to be quite honest. If I already got what I want, then all's left is just to have some fun time and enjoying myself.

God the last 2 episodes are BAD. WInterfell siege made absolutely no sense and the last one is some Game of Cliches shit.

ARRRRGGG-

*COUUUGGGHH* N-NO ST-TAN *COOUUGGGHH* *PUUKEE*

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...will get a big red smile from me!

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We got "TMATH THA BEETULS" though, fantastic piece of television

Are y'all really gonna head South wihout saying "Howdy"?

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Just realized having scorpions around the city walls is pretty useless when the dragon could just fly higher than they can shoot and divebombs into the center of the city where they can't aim the fucking things the way they installed them on the platforms.

Guess the dragon forgot how to fly high.

purple*

ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH posters vs *COUGH* posters is a better battle than anything we've had this season

Why is he so small? Wasn't his father Robert fucking gigantic?

GHOST GET YE GONE
GO HOME

Do the leeks confirm cleganebowl?

Those things are space age technology though

>Someone did the math and apparently the ballista fire with 3 times the force of a Saturn V booster rocket and at 6 times the speed of sound.

Euron's fleet will still ambush it.

yes, both clegane brothers die

You can say that about mounting them on boats too but it turns out Dany is actually retarded who knew?

I can see Ser Davos nipple. Guess he is excitied!

>Why is Bran so fucking useless?
>He can see anything
No, he can't. He basically has 'ultimate insight' into specific events and situations through basically a form of Remote Viewing. He has to know generally what he's looking into before he can visit it and acquire specific knowledge. The show sort of implies it's very very dangerous to just "surf" weirwood.net as you can get lost or touched by the NK.

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>his father Robert

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>tfw no onion daddy

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WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

>Aegon
Comes with three mature dragons, three kings who were warring eachother join forces to fight Aegon, get fucking burned to a crisp and only then surrender

>Daenerys
Comes with three not fully mature dragons, loses two, loses half her army and only succeeded so far in taking an undefended castle and raiding the rearguard of an outstretched army

Gee, seems like Aegon could impose his will a bit better

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>touched by the NK
Good thing he's fucking dead huh? Also I fucking love how Daenerys forgot about the existence of scorpions because dude plot LMAO.

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He is Robert's wife's son

>his father Robert

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Night King is dead tho. So theres no risk

Dragons can't help the attackers though.

yes, but why doesn't he at least warg some ravens and spy on cerseiand the greyjoy fleet

Mark Addy is also a manlet. Most of the cast are. For perspective, Sophie isn't even that tall for a woman.

Jon kills Dany, he then goes beyond the Wall. Gendry and Sansa are married and rule together, Gendry is brooding over Arya dumping him and displays negative traits of his father. Sansa slowly but surely turns into Cersei, thus the show goes full circle

Do you fail to see the hypocrisy pointed out by the post you replied to? Dany could easily burn Westeros to a crisp, but she didn't, yet people are calling her mad regardless. The only reason she hasn't done the exact same thing Aegon did is because her retarded advisers keep sabotaging her at every step.

Mountain is already kind of dead to be honest. What is more than being dead?

He has a few boats in King's Landing's duck ponds.

>swords dont wobble

Go back to kindergarten kid. You probably think IRL guns make big bright orange muzzle flashes in the day time too.

>his father Robert

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Is Edric Storm future Stannis?

*surpasses kino*

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What was going on inside Kit Harington's mind at that point?

Being double dead.

Dragon can come in from behind and blast a few towers. But that would actually require some creative tactics. Dabid can't into that. All too 8th grade for them.

both TWOW and ADOS are supposed to be huge books, even if the white walkers are defeated 3/4 in ADWD there's still time... And there is setup for them, I don't know what setup do you really have in mind

If metal doesnt flex, it breaks. If by some mircale it doesnt then every blow of the sword will direct the energy straight into the wielders arms and shoulders probably breaking them, at the least causing him to lose his grip.

not moving, the hound will probably burn sandor overcoming his fear of fire but get mortally wounded in the process, and arya will put him own

>gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Special_Report:_Max_Borenstein_prequel_leaks_to_Game_of_Thrones_Wiki
ew

The dwarf actually did it in this timeline.

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in the books Joffrey towers over Robb and Jon, but yes in the show most of the young males are all around 5'8-5'10

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Because Aegon didn't either
He only burned fuckers to a crisp in the Field of Fire and Harrenhal
Seeing as Daenerys has also used her dragons once already, she is allowed one more time
And for your information, burning people to a crisp will always be considered to be cruel
What you're missing is Aegon won, so people couldn't call him mad, Dany is losing, so people can call her mad

>hide behind some shitty rocky Island in the middle of nowhere
>wait there for some reason
>the dragon bitch fleet is conveniently sailing by
>"Wow what a lucky queen-fucking bastard I am"
>ambush them
>kill a fucking dragon while laughing like a mad man
>leave the survivors
Just fucking how and why?

That ass cannot be real. Her tits arent which isnt a secret.

Leaked spinoff details
>The capital of Sothoryos, one of the major settings of the action, is conceptually supposed to be "Roman North Africa", a mix of Carthage and Constantinople, a major port city with a multi-racial society. Looking at a map, I would guess pre-Doom Zamettar.
>Thus, most of the characters there are "non-white": according to the casting calls, they're looking for variously African, Asian, other groups (it's a very mixed, "melting pot" port city).
>One of the main characters, a POV core cast member, is a platinum blonde black female dragon-rider - one of her parents was a white Valyrian, the other a foreigner, leading some to deny that she's a "real" Valyrian.
Who's excited, I know I'm excited!

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The scorpions are on a rotating platform, they can shoot inside the city and cover each other. Don't doubt Qyburn, he's from the future.

...

Did you have to get rid of the Bolton scums first before getting Winterfell. Wait a second, you are lord of the Westerlands, how did you get rid of Tywin and Jaime?

>Had three speaking scenes
>2 of them involved full frontal nudity
>unshaven pussy

Im sure her father is proud.

Yeah, not enough dragons and YAAAASSSSSSSSSS KWEEEEN
Fuck off, it's shit like that that made GoT great

>invading through mountainous terrain in hostile territory
Is fAegon retarded? Should've gone through Dragon's Point in the North, its literally his only ally.

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What's this fuckers problem?

He's of the night

>adults acting like children
>great
Have sex.

>Omniscient
>Omnipotent
>Omnibenevolent
Doesnt mean you are intelligent enough to make the right choices or understand the clues!

>Im so close I could just lick it *SNIFFS* ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>Good thing Night King is dead
Yep, just like the Three-Eyed Raven is dead... or at least -was- dead for those few days or whatever until Bran became the new Three-Eyed Raven. The point is if there isn't a new NK lurking in space-time, there are probably lots of weird characters that make 'recreational', unfocused use dangerous. At least, that's what the show implied.

and do what with that knowledge? send a raven? Not even sure if he can operate that far south in real time since there are no warewood trees in King's Landing anymore.

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What? I'm playing as Joffrey, Boltons are my allies. I don't have the Westerlands, I have the Stormlands.

>>You now remember when the most legendary sword in the world wobbled when it was put in the ground
Imagine being this American

lmao

People did not start shaving their cunts before like last century. Also a good way to hide the 8 different STDs she prolly has

Did you seriously miss the reason behind their behaviour? It was pretty obvious to me, to the point that I expected Tyrion to sit across the table when Cersei moved her chair

The have Sansa and her 300+ IQ for that.

Some essence of nightshade to help her sleep

Do you need every trivial thing be overacted so that you'll notice it, pat yourself on the back and say "I get it"?

COO COO COO

>Basedmund in fucking S tier

Move Varys, Jamie up from A-tier into S-tier.

Move Ned Stark from B-tier into A-tier. Move Podrick down from A to C

Move Joffrey WAY up from C into S-tier. Move Hound and Ross up from C into A tier.

Some more need to be moved into D tier too

Imagine how annoying it would be if you were Tyrion

Not bad ideas.

Its not. If it means you need their blood to transfer mana/magic and you need a soul to inject into the sword.
So it would make sense to stab a sword through a living person through the hearth.
Thats why you have holly relics like blood of jesus or a martyr in a flask. Thats why the turin jesus blanket was so important.

Oh my sweet summer child

Guess your daddy's seed wasn't very strong.

it is hard to pick if we only consider the song. if you take into account the scene too, then there is no doubt that light of the seven is the best. if you think otherwise you are a pleb

Ok, than the user is right. Their combined leadership should rule Westeros.
Maybe thats why even with D&Ds writing the house Stark is the powerhouse.

Yes she will definitely offer you a night with her

care to show us?

I'd be right happy to

>300 years of t*rg propaganda vs reality

finger in the bum