What's the subway sandwich equivalent of kino?

What's the subway sandwich equivalent of kino?

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the Subway of television

Italian herbs and cheese bread non toasted, swiss cheese, lettuce, cucumber and jalapeno with BBQ and Chipotle southwest sauce

Thats kind of an oxymoron user, Subway cannot be kino.

Subway gives me the turbo poops. I don't think anybody who works there washes their hands

>non toasted
That's fucking nasty

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spicy italian on wheat untoasted, swiss cheese, cucumber, spinach, black olives, and a little brown mustard

Where the fuck is the meat

shit I forgot to say meatball

Is it normal that as a 5'5" 130 pound guy I can eat 2 footlongs in one sitting?

>5'5
>guy

Every day is a new hell

people can't even say you have a napoleon complex because even he was 5'6 lmao

Veggie sub with only olives. Just stacks and stacks of olives. They're supposed to be stingy with olives because they're expensive, so this is the best.

>no meats
Jesus what the fuck happened to this board

>oblives are expensive

Where do you live? Mars?

the closed Subway because the franchise fees are way too high

Cold cut, Italian herb, swiss cheese. Spinach, lettuce, extra green peppers, onions. South west sauce and house dressing, extra salt and pepper

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steak and cheese on whole wheat toasted, lettuce, extra onions, cucumbers, jalapenos, smoky honey mustard, siracha, pepper

wheat flatbread, non toasted, mushrooms (I brought from home) sweet peppers, banana peppers, green peppers, pepper, and cranberry mayonaise.

Subway is like eating tasteless air. Freeze dried non-food. So I guess transformers.

if you can afford the materials and can't make a sandwich just as good or better at home you've failed as an adult

>meat makes me manly mom
Spoiler alert, if you were a real man maybe you wouldn't have your meal be prepared by some sandwich "artist"

>Cold cut

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>preparing your own food like a literal woman

Yeah the vegetables are especially tasteless.

cooking is manly, keep being a faggy sub eating soiboi

This.

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Hearty Italian chicken pizziola with chipotle sauce

Imagine buying your hoagies from Subway

>buying into the learned incompetence meme
there's nothing impressive about not lacking basic self-sufficiency

The bread with herbs & cheese, chicken teriyaki, spicy cheese, all the fresh veggies and maybe pickles, BBQ and chipotle sauce.

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Italian BMT with black olives and BBQ sauce.

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My local subway closed down, right after I discovered how good it was.

veggie all toppings. hold the e-coli

meatballs and lettuce? are you insane?

White footlong, pepperoni, two cheeses, chicken pieces, toasted with tomato sauce.

>salad sandwich

Step down you gutless faggots

Italian herbs and cheese, toasted
Meatballs
Double old English cheese
Avocado spread
Black olives
Red onion
Salt and pepper
Chipotle sauce

>italian hurb
>provolone
>meatball
>extra sauce(they can't charge extra for this*)
>parmesan*
>toasted, twice
>double tomatoes*
>spinach
>any other veggies, they don't charge even for how much you want, order triples, they don't care
>ranch and chipolte sauce
>ring it up for 5$ + tax

>avacado

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>double cheese
>paying nearly 2$ for 4 slices of cheese
how do I know when I've been got?

Fuck it im going to get a subway
They are mostly shit but theres just something about the sauce and meats thats so greasy and satisfying

Heart italian or italian herbs bread
Toastes everytime
Steak and cheese or subway melt
Absolutely blasted with southwest sauce

>bbq and chipotle sauce
>southwest sauce and dressing
>honey mustard and siracha
>pizza and chipotle
>avacado and chipotle
>ranch and chipotle

Fucking christ, you all have the palettes of children. Why can’t you just have a little mustard or something instead of dousing everything in sugar and vinegar sauces?

Subway is fucking awful, literally worse than any fast food taco/burger joint

Subway is gross, all of the salads are cross contaminated so even if you just want one or two things you still get the taste of everything
And then they cut your footlong with a dirty knife they quickly tried to wipe, so you get the taste of the gross tuna and whatever other shit was on the sub that they cut before yours

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shut up cuck

He's so poor he can't even afford to drench all of his favorite foods with delicious sauces

sauces don't cost any extra

is it though? is it really worse than Arbys and Taco Bell and Carl Jrs?

apparently after some lady took over the company everything really started to go to shit
but it's not like subway was particularly great to begin with

Every single subway has brown people working there. Literally every subway and every employee is a brown person. Why did they choose sandwiches of all things?

For me, it's the Italian B.M.T.®, served on Italian Herbs and Cheese bread, with cheese, MICROWAVED instead of toasted (I don't want crunchy fucking bread, I want soft chewy bread, but with melted cheese), with pretty much all the veg apart from tomatoes (so lettuce, cucumber, red onion, green peppers, olives, sweetcorn, carrot), topped with either BBQ or sweet onion sauce, depending on random choice really, because they're both delicious.

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>lady turns company to shit
more news at 11.

>americans have to pay tax on top of the advertised price

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HEY IS THAT JUSSIE SMOLLET FROM THE HIT FOX SERIES EMPIRE?

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>he still gets a sub at subway

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What the fuck is in the bread it has the strongest smell. If you eat those subs you smell.like Subway for at least 4 hours afterward

How come every person here gets 10 different toppings/sauces on their hoagies? This is not normal

It's a sub not a hoagie you hook nosed carnivore

Isn't he the guy who faked a racist attack? The story has popped up on BBC News a few times. I have no idea who he is otherwise, I've never seen him in anything.

I literally only eat the same thing at Subway:
>toasted sesame, chicken teriyaki, swiss cheese, cucumber, tomato, lettuce, green peppers, salt&pepper, a dash of oil & vinegar

I had 4 delicious Quiznos locations near me, they’re all gone but there’s plenty of shit Subways run by pajeets I hate it so much

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This
Yes

>$5 footlong
>ends up being $11.43

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Yeah I forgot I’m the only American awake at this hour

Reminder that "sub" is a Jew York term

I'm american in south korea, it sucks bro. I haven't seen american Yea Forums in a year.

Subway is fucking disgusting what the fuck is wrong with this board

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It’s basically this but with no funposting allowed. Like this thread will be deleted when the janny wakes up

>get on board with multiculturalism cause they said it's the only way to have good food
>all the local pizza shops go to shit cause the people making the pizza never eat pizza
>even sandwiches are ruined
>can't even get a good curry cause it has poo in it

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I guess you gotta do what you gotta do to survive in prison.

Brit here, we don't have Quiznos so I've never tried it - same with Jimmy Johns. Are they really better than Subway? We do have lots of Subways, I'm pretty sure they're the biggest fast food restaurant of all in the UK, like they are globally. I like Subway though, it's tasty.

I think more often, though, I go to either McDonald's or Greggs (pic related). Greggs is pretty popular in the UK. They do these bake things which I guess are similar to Hot Pockets (not had one, but the concept is basically the same). Made with pastry and tasty fillings.

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Honey Oat, Meatballs, Lettuce, Tomato, Sweetcorn, Mayo

Try that shit, Godly

jimmy johns is ass. much worse than subway.

I work at Subway, ask me anything.

salmonella and e. coli

Whole grain
Turkey
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Bell peppers
Onions
Honey Mustard

Iktf. Since visiting India, the only Indian food I will eat is microwavable dinners from Trader Joe's

how unsanitary are the food supplies? How much cross contamination is there which nobody cares about?

12" tuna on honey oat, pepper jack cheese, spinach, tomatoes, onions, cucumbers, jalapeno peppers, SINGLE strip of siracha, and a LITTLE bit of salt and pepper.

I swear to God if you don't specify the amount of condiments they'll squirt the entire bottle onto your sandwich.

Best sub chain coming through.

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have you ever fucked any of your co-workers on the clock?

greggs is disgusting

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Is it as bad as the studies say?

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I'm guessing you're not actually British because anyone who is fucking loves Greggs.

Chicken bake is probably my favourite, followed by sausage bean and cheese melt, followed by steak bake. Sausage rolls are great, and so are the steak and cheese rolls.

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Greggs is literal peasant slop.
Chav scum.

I will never eat another bite of food prepared by a Poojeet or Poojeeta

Yup, you're confirmed not British. Probably a larping yank.

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>Exclusive to Iceland

must be what Bjork subsists on

Holy fukkin BASED

Depends on the Subway, the one I currently work at keeps everything super clean. I counted how many times I wash my hands in a single shift and it was 140 times.
No.

Iceland is a British food retailer that specialises in frozen food, hence the name "Iceland". Greggs sells frozen versions of their products in Iceland stores.

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Thanks man, I think it's a good sandwich myself. Microwaved is definitely the way to go.

guarantee this guy's mom cooks for him

Subway smells fucking gross.
I used to eat there all the time when an ex used to work there and now I can't stomach the place.

>Yup, you're confirmed not British. Probably a larping yank.


Im from Basvegas you fairy

what the fuck

You guys have horror stories. My Subway has been extremely clean and well kept, so I guess I'm lucky. But we also have Publix, so Subway is secondary.

How could anyone spend a dime on subway when this exists?

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>paying $10 for a single subway sandwich when you could go to a supermarket, get the ingredients and probably make 5 or 6 sandwiches for the same price

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Larping yank twat confirmed. Anyone who is British would defend the British institution of Greggs.

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I've been thinking about subway a lot lately a few more weeks of this and I may just break down and actually buy a sandwich from there what is wrong with me

who here likes pickles + sweet onion sauce? best combo ever doesn't matter what sandwich you put it on.

Great thread, OP!
I've got a great idea. Today, let's all go to Subway for lunch! Their new Chipotle Cheesesteak footlong is #lit!

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I got a qt teenager that worked at Subway in the sticks to let me pump and dump her in their bathroom then she gave me two subs and a bunch of cookies for free. I gave her a fake number and took off with my food. Stupid Subway slut.

Spicy Italian is pepperoni and salami

herb non-toasted, chicken schnitzel, mozzarella, baby spinach, tomato, onion, capsicum, pickles on garlic sauce.

Fuck Subway, Jersey Mike’s for life

Not Toasted _ Italian Bread _ Tuna _ American cheese _ lettuce _ tomato _ cucumbers _ onion _ green peppers_ salt and pepper_ oil _ vinegar _ mayo

bend it like beckham

At that size, I'd love to see you take two footlongs in one sitting

Have to make a special trip is the only reason, can walk to subway.

Far superior ingredients

>food and sex
>didn't go back
what are you a faggot

They're like $5 tho.

Subway is the worst fast food restaurant

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I can get food and sex from my gf at home and not have to deal with a sixteen year old that makes minimum wage.

I would have thought Subway would be Yea Forums's choice fast food restaurant

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I only eat at the kinoseum

Thats fucking disgusting

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I've heard all Subways are renovating to include self-order kiosks by the end of 2020, if that shit actually happens Firehouse business is going to go through the fucking roof

I love that sweet, sweet honey-baked ham. Hook & ladder is the bomb. Plus all the firemen memorabilia in the stores.

Action movies. You don’t really remember them individually, just as you will never recall an individual specific Subway sandwich. They all kind of blur together into a bland, vaguely sustaining “keeps you going” memory.

Subway subs cannot be kino, every single bread they use is awful, blood sugar spiking shit.