/got/ general

bottom right: euron
bottom left: victarion
middle: i forget his name, the brother that's a priest
and asha/yara there on the back left

FAMILY
DUTY
WAVES

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It seems they were half willing to try during season 4 when they still had books, and an existing structure to carry them through. They stopped caring fully at about season 5

No. Euron is a gentleman and a scholar.

Why yes, shitting out terrible writing when I expected something decent would subvert my expectations so much, Rian Johnson would probably masturbate to it for weeks.

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>kek based

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Realistically speaking, how bad are the spinoffs going to do?

Euron kills the sand snakes and Balon Greyjoy. He tortures no one on screen but in season 8 he said he cuts off the tongue of all his crew mates. Said crew mates also seems to have a hobby of cutting other peoples tongue (we see that on screen in S7E2).

damphair

/got/

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If Martin will supervise the story, then it would be somewhere around S4 tier throughout. Hopefully.

Predictable and mostly just referencing/copying the memorable moments of the original show.

Basically what if someone made The Hobbits or Star Wars prequel but as TV show.

>Euron in The Forsaken chapter

youtube.com/watch?v=_e0QPROL8FY

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>NEET autists have endless hours to come up with all possible twists
>Decide to just take the whole series down in revenge

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it will be S6 tier at max

Does /got/ consider Margaery and Olenna Tyrell to be smart or wise women in the show? I find it disappointing that they had to be written out via Cersei ex Machina and we got left with Sansa as the smartest woman we know

Doom of Valyria spin off looks extremely unbased and blue pilled.

Can't even remember what the other spin offs were about

S6 is at least better than 5, 7 and 8. So not that bad then.

As long as not as garbage as S5 and S8.

>mfw Rickon and Dickon become gay emperors of Essos

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What info is there about it?

based and Lovecraftpilled

A-user?

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nth for Stannis

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>Realistically speaking, how bad are the spinoffs going to do?
If we're lucky, it will be a visual step-down since they're trying to compete with Netflix and that means it'll have a lower budget probably. That way, they'll be canceled quickly because as far as everything else (plot, dialogue, casting, directing) it's. going. to. be. shit.

It's going to be another wokeshow complete with femme and poc takeover. It'll be like Star Wars and Star Trek. Just terrible writing.

Margaery, yeah definitely
Olenna has her moments, but mostly she is a sassy old lady whose intelligence is informed (in the show). Though she is the one coming up with Joffrey's assassination with CIA and I guess she must have been really good when it comes to politics considering Tywin seems to respect her.

Margaery was the only one who actually realized Cersei wanted to blow them up.

Based acting

Why are people in entertainment such spineless cucks now?

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I could never tell if Margaery actually cared about people or it was all an act and she was a complete sociopath, so I did enjoy watching her. Not smart enough to outthink wildfire though.

I hate her acting but she actually look like a real chill and cool girl to be with

Since these are the guys got the show rights by fucking predicting r+l=j you'd have to be lobotomised to actually believe they changed the ending because someone figured it out.

CHEC *COUGH COUGH*

*WHEEZE*

CHECK EM *COUGH*

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Only the Long Night spin-off is confirmed so far. Though George recently implied there might be more coming.
About the Long Night itself it's basically going to be about the origin of the White Walkers (lol), how the peoples of the North and Essos are affected by it and it's going to go into the origin story of the first Starks and Lannisters of Westeros (They hint Lann the clever to be included in this, but not confirmed yet).

Portraying Valyria as a democratic multi-ethnic state with a tagline about what it means "to be Valyrian".

a-user...

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DO NOTHING THAT'S YOUR WISE ADVICE, DO NOTHING UNTIL OUR ENEMES ARE ON OUR SHOOOORES

COUNCIL COUNCIL, SPEAK SENSE TO THIS HONORABLE FOOL

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>Kill the people who used to laugh at how stupid Sansa is and make her the smartest person alive

BRAVO DABID

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The main cast is 50% african

wtf. weren't they literal slavers?

>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me. Perhaps you are wondering how I end up in this position.

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Since the shows has them as ice zombies is it going to continue that or go with sidhes and ice spiders?

>Not smart enough to outthink wildfire though.
She was the only one who clocked what was happening as soon as Cersei didn't show at the sept

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I have a feeling most normies won't care about the spin offs at all. These people seem to watch the show because they're invested in major characters like Jon and Dany. I can't see them getting invested in a new cast of characters that they have no attachment to. And I feel like this is who the writers are going to be writing the series for, not for the autistic nerds that comb through lore and form intricate theories. I dunno, I don't see any of the spin offs getting past a single season until they get canceled. Maybe one gets two seasons just out of good faith that it might pick up steam.

50%? Really?

>chill

Are we looking at the same person?

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I wish they just retcon everything and do a new show. Fuck S8 for ruining the current White Walkers into a bunch of mindless killing robots. But really no confirmation about it.

fuck, i can't believe i'm becoming a pedophile. i've seen her before when the show first came out and i didn't get all hot. maybe it's because i know what a slag she becomes

Was it ever explained why no one was allowed to leave the sept??

I never understood Rickon and Dickon, even all those years ago. Rickon Stark, the literal babby? And Dickon who, Tarly? And why Essos and not Westeros?

gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Special_Report:_Max_Borenstein_prequel_leaks_to_Game_of_Thrones_Wiki
holy shit lol

Why is The Last of the Starks being review bombed? Its the second best episode of the season so far

>Lann the clever
>Will the a bumbling idiot cause the writers are

What the fuck...what the fuckkkk.....wait till you see the last episode, if you hate it now your going to be seething....SEEEEETHING

How DID he end up in that situation?
I know it makes sense in the books but why does Qyburn randomly appear at a massacre of northmen and rivermen at harrenhal?

Rest in peace my Queen

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the sparrows blocked the doors because they thought margaery was just trying to stop the trial

>white walkers now mindless killing robots
>reread chapter 0 where they're frightening, intelligent, and deadly fighters better than trained nobles
why would they do this?

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>these themes rang eerily familiar to me in today's climate.

I don't want these themes, go away

Alt-left trolls

Dude religion lmao
She tried her hardest to beat the game while playing the rules, but I guess that's nothing when somebody just blows you up (with no consequences)

>she actually look like a real chill and cool girl to be with
>muh manic pixie dream girl
>muh magic unicorn
There are for all intensive porpoises no "real chill girls" if you're talking about girls worth being with and actually being with them. You're just sensing her autism and assuming she's attainable and low-maintenance.

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>It reveals the social, economic, and political crises which tore apart the empire from within - these themes rang eerily familiar to me in today's climate.

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>I could never tell if Margaery actually cared about people or it was all an act and she was a complete sociopath
I love it. I like to think that she is at core is a 'moral' person, but she is perfectly willing to ignore and betray that core when it comes to family and her own ambition.

Because of "racism and misogyny". SJWs never cared bullshit writing of the show until Missandei got killed.

>playing by the rules after the red wedding
LUL

>rewatch s01e01 of GoT
>it's better than every episode in the past 4 seasons combined and almost nothing happens

Holy shit this show has fallen so far.

>Max_Borenstein
I smell trouble

Are they out of their fucking mind? This is just infuriating. They just shatter any lore they might still have by doing such a thing
Valyrians are the palest whitest people on the planet. Who are the Africans their slaves?

you got fat

Piece of shit compared to diarhhea.

>George R.R. Martin has said that Valyria was "like the Roman Republic, with dragons". A major focus of this prequel is on diversity, as it deals with issues of immigration, naturalization, and cultural identity - all within a multi-ethnic democratic state. The central conflict that kicks off the series is, "what does it mean to be 'Valyrian', and who gets to share in that power and prestige?"
Can we not?
>Did I mention there are dragons? Lots of dragons. Hundreds of dragons.
Who is this supposed to entice except for autistic dragongirls?

Top right is Brandon the builder, calling it.

Chinese hackers

be with = chatting after work with friends and drinking some beers in a bar

YAS KWEEEEEEEN

>"Dragonlord Drympf of Valyria sentences you to die, would you speak a final word"

Looks like Kino is back on the menu boys

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I'm tired of this forced diversity crap. when will it end

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they were all so much fucking hotter.
goddamn, what a prime piece of fuckmeat

He mentioned in S8 that he doesn't have anywhere to go after being expelled from the Citadel. So I guess he just becomes a wandering doctor/physician, taking scraps and payments from peoples he heals while secretly kidnapping homeless peoples and other unwanted peoples for his sick experiment.

newfag

Fucking JOFFREY affected the whole of Westeros more than the entire undead army did.

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Prequels seem like a really bad idea. One of the big problems with the series was trying to work around the source existing source material, like having to merge characters and drop certain arcs like Lady Stoneheart. Then they completely shit the bed when they had no more available source material to rely on, but still had to come up with a reasonable story that wouldn't stray too far from the not yet written source material should GURM ever get off his fat ass and write his books. I feel like the best thing they could do is a sequel into the future where they can write whatever they want. The history of Westeros is already vaguely written in the lore already, it just seems like trying to write a prequel to fit the existing lore is just going to fuck them up in the end. A sequel on the other hand wouldn't have any issues like that.

>gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Special_Report:_Max_Borenstein_prequel_leaks_to_Game_of_Thrones_Wiki

Post yfw the GoT finale is accepted so badly that this gets cancelled.

All an act, but she devoted more time to it than Cersei.

It may have been the second best of the season, but the comparison isn't it's own season, it's the previous content of the show. On that margin, the episode is pretty damn crappy, easily bottom 10 of the worst episodes.

kek. I don't even care at this point tho.

Because they finally managed to piss off every demographic by rushing the story with shitty writing.

they confirmed the prequel was going to take place in the age of heroes didn't they? I would assume that means in Westeros with the First Men and the Andals, Bran the Builder, etc.

I just started rereading aGoT, it's amazing seeing how literally every line from season 1 is lifted straight off the page.

this one youtube.com/watch?v=YL9_w1yNCSc&t=9s in particular word for word

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a-user!

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Its not the republic its the empire, fucking retarded writers I swear
>What is a Valyrian?
>An inhumanly pale human with white hair and some weird eye color
What is the doom going to be because they incested themselves to death?

how did we go from this to what we have now?

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>Dragon Demands is a lefty
>Preston Jacobs is a lefty
>GRRM is a lefty
>The GoT cast are lefties

at least Red Team Review and Alt Shift X seem to be centre-right

They probably think it's difficult to portray WW accurately on screen. So they just go for the easy route, making them stereotypical fantasy monster.
Lann will probably be a mix-match of Tyrion and Tywin, with some traits of Jaime. A smart ass guy with lots of confident, but also a ruthless and very ambitious one.

reminder that joffrey is one of us

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It's better than Winterfell and The Long Night. Those are around the high 8s while The Last of the Starks has just gone under 7

ya, 1st season is easily the best. It starts going downhill noticeably in the third season for me.

>Something like a third to a half of this prequel series is actually set in Sothoryos, George R.R. Martin's fantasy version of Africa, mentioned in ASOIAF and The World of Ice and Fire. Sothoryos and Valyria are the two big axes around which the show revolves: the tension between the capital city and its provinces.
LMAO brindleskinned neanderthal characters confirmed i guess

>these themes rang eerily familiar
>eerie
Yeah, it's "eerie" how you just sort of stumbled into these themes as you approached a mostly blank canvas in the ASoIaF universe and could write what you actually want in it. It's really "eerie" and unexpected.

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Stop posting that!

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Why is this article written so autistically?

puberty is either a bless or a curse

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>wiki editors

true and based

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I *COUGH*...UNDERSTA *COUGH* ..YOUR MISGIVI..*COUGHCOUGH*..M-MY *COUGH* LORD...

TRULY I ...*COUUGHOCUGHOGUHGEOH*

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At this point the fucking Disney Jonerys ending would be
>actually unexpected and subversive
>paying off on series-wide setups
>interesting, satisfying and cathartic
>not ruining the legacy of the show in mainstream eyes
I used to not like it and it's not there in the books at all, but with the mess they're currently in, it would be the only way to salvage the series

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Can't wait for this to fucking fail.

We looked for you on the catalog

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>Psychopaths and sadists are ''''''/ourguys/''''''
Nice realm you got there, would be a shame if you ruin it yourself

THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

fuck off, roastie

AND THAT FOOOOL VISERYS

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No it wouldn't, retard.
You're exactly the kind of person who needs to be subverted hard. You're no better than the Burlington fags

>"Valyrys lenton jatas!"
>―"Valyrians go home!" - street graffiti in conquered Meereen
This better be a fucking joke

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When we exterminate all the subhuman races

I'm sure they left some words out. I don't think the word "nuncle" appears on the show at all and Cersei only calls Joffrey "Joff" once that i can recall on the show and it was after he was dead.

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For Norf!

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How is it that by the time I skim through a thread, breath air through my nose at some of the more novel shitposts, and then refresh, there is already a new general with 50-+100 posts? What are you fucking ghouls going to do when GOT ends in t-minus 2 weeks? What are you all planning on watching next?

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I miss their interaction /got/
It's one of the show's original change that I like. What a shame we never got to see them meet again for one last time.

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Subversion is not a substitute for storytelling, Rian/Dabid

I am currently watching La Casa De Papel and Fargo. I presume I'll go with Last Kingdom or True Detective once GoT is over.

Sad tbqh. I wish it could end in better terms.

Da ladda

>what are you going to do
go back to 2011 in the archive and start a reread
>what will you watch next
nothing

I don't plan on watching anything else, user. I think it's time my watch...

ended....

for good

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It's still pretty crappy and makes no sense for the most part.

And im absolutely not talking about coffee cups, im willing to excuse that as a mistake. The inconsistensies in the story and half the scenes were intentional, yet still mindless

Valar morghulis!

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They ruined his character so hard by giving him a gf in the show. It was supposed to be a dumb mistake in the spur of the moment not a long courtship ending in a marriage

>gods, she was cute then

Good subversion is literally a core pillar of the story, it's what George's entire writing career is based upon

D&D are going ahead with George's end result, they're just rushing to it. It'll be executed poorly, yes, but the ending itself is what matters and the ending will be faithful to the books. And it will be subversive. ASOIAF is a postmodern fantasy after all

pull faster bitch

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>left: season 1-4
>right: season 5-8

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Did Missandei's actress dated with Grey Worm's actor irl?

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She was always weird looking, her bong goblin features just weren't so pronounced back then.

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BOW
BOW TO YOUR KING YOU SHITS

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CHAOSH!

>left: jon on the throne
>right: daenerys on the throne

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>Thus, most of the characters there are "non-white": according to the casting calls, they're looking for variously African, Asian, other groups (it's a very mixed, "melting pot" port city).
>One of the main characters, a POV core cast member, is a platinum blonde black female dragon-rider - one of her parents was a white Valyrian, the other a foreigner, leading some to deny that she's a "real" Valyrian.

I can already see where this is going

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I don't even get the Valyria spinoff idea, Valyria is pretty explicitly a massive, blood-sorcery fueled empire based on mass enslavement, bloodlines, and conquest, how the fuck does this even make sense?

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OOOOOOOOUGHGGHGGGHHHHHHHHHH

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ah lookd for yu in teh catalog

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Hang in there user. Don't go the same path King Tommen go.

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because they were racist user
thats why theyre bad

Normies only want to see dragons, fuck everyting else.

I'm not pretending it's good, I'm saying it shouldn't be that low when even worse episodes (long night and winterfell) are 8.7 and 8.8 respectively

Why do they wish to ruin everything in life that is pure and beautiful?

>"A smile played across Euron's blue lips. 'I am the storm, my lord. The first storm, and the last. I have taken the Silence on longer voyages than this, and ones far more hazardous. Have you forgotten? I have sailed the Smoking Sea and seen Valyria....'
>'Have you?' the Reader asked, so softly."
>"Euron's blue smile vanished. "Reader," he said into the quiet, "you would do well to keep your nose in your books."

Is Euron just a huge liar in the books?

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ummm black people can fly dragons just as well as white peoople sweetie

But that's my problem with it, as it stands, the "Mad Dany gets killed by Jon" ending which would make perfect sense in the books, has barely anything set up for it in the show, and will end up filling like subversion for the sake of subversion, just like Arya killing NK.

Bran and Gendry and Rickon and Joffrey and Tommen and Jojen and Dickon and Lancel and Loras are so handsome.

who was in the right here?

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Who even cares about prequels. Valyria blows up, Bobby wins the war, the first Long Night leads to a second that fizzles out etc.

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>/got/ You will always be my firstborn

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He does have a lot of Valyria goodies on him. Maybe he just doesn't like being questioned. Or maybe he didn't go there himself, but skinchaned into his mutes to keep his ass safe.

Now imagine this scene with D&D's original dialogue

post old /got/ shit

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>What is a Valyrian?
>An inhumanly pale human with white hair and some weird eye color
>but show must be divers
>wot do?
(a) it's going to be a multi-racial empire with a "privileged" class of albinos and
(2) it's going to basically be like the shit show of pic related was, at least as far as casting. just delete the square-jawed white main dude and replace him with another chick, a brutha, or a fag. There won't be -that- many racial Valyrians and that's a good thing.

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I think Robert Rebellion could be pretty fun if only for an excuse to see Mark Addy, Sean Bean, Charles Dance, Stephen Dillane, Nikolaj and Lena again. But yeah, you are right. A spin-off perhaps?

Charlie manson has a new rival in the histrionic personality disorder competition

I tried to space out the first season of Heroes and watch that after GoT but with the way the story is set up you pretty much have to binge watch it, and I did. Ended up sitting down and watch some +15 hours of the whole show, apparently every season afterwards is total shit but I'm probably still going to watch it anyway just to see where it goes. Not like I'm a stranger to once decent television series' going to shit, obviously from posting in here.

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do you think if they found bran and rickon margery would take them for ransom haha and keep them in her chambers haha

It's amazing to me how even the seemingly super liberal George barely has black characters or racemixing anywhere in his gigantic developed world and story, yet the second (they) get their hands on it, that's all they can think of. Almost like it has nothing to do with being liberal and is actually really propaganda.

don't know why but this just made me realize GOT is the last of its kind, and the last untarnished [as much as it currently is] show ever. It is like LOTR. It can't be remade or done today. Nothing like GOT, without forced agendas, can be made again. I'm not saying it hasn't been forcing stuff for the last past few seasons but at least it kept it sort of under control. No new media can be made without a blemish or tarnish any more. GOT ending is an odd one. Weird how it's just going to end.... shit.

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did i miss something? what is this screencap even from, a new preview?

>mfw dragons finally get what they deserve
>mfw Danyfags finally get what they deserve
>Mfw showfags finally get what they deserve

Nobody gave a shit when they gutted Stannis like a fish.
Nobody cared when the SS Character Assassination came for Jaime.
People's eyes glazed over when I told them what a joke show Euron was.
Nobody noticed Stoneheart, Griff, Belwas, Victarion or Arianne Martell not existing.

But now the tables have turned. Now Danyfags are finally having to deal with the bullshit they've wilfully ignored for years. And they can't fucking stand it.

This is the Stannischad's fiinal revenge.

This is the ending you deserve

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BASED

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varys and grey worm have an eating contest at dragonstone and varys loses after he eats 70 pounds of red cabbage

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Ah yes, this is what ASOIAF was desperately in need of all along!
A conversation on race. That's what George's story should really be about. That's exactly what modern media needs, more race politics ...

what did he mean by this?

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Ours is the last laugh.

basically whats gonna happen when the prequel threads get released

STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

There are a couple of non-whites in KL and the various plethora of diverse Essos characters.

Yay even more marxist subversion!

half of the faggot OPs who try to make a /got/ thread try to be clever and fuck up the common formatting or use a meme image or some non-show bullshit like this faggot OP did. Also, there are just a ton of Game of Thrones threads anyway. It's easy to skim past and make a new one i guess.

I'm gonna be joining Viserys after this is all over.

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>next episode
>standoff between the irrelevant main characters
>the ground starts to shake and tremble
>a titanic Bobby B emerges from the sea, riding on a kraken boar
>the enormous tidal wave washes away Daenerys, Cersei and both of their armies
>GODS WHAT A STUPID SHOW
>bobby smashes his hammer into the ground and westeros explodes
>what is boar may never whore
>roll credits

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B-brienne-dono, yamete kudasai, watashi wa kingu!

N-nyagghh~~

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FOR THE GOOD OF THE REALM

Have sex.

This is true. GoT has been made just as the forced diversity shit was starting. Didn't do much for its quality in the latter seasons though.

Based user

here's a better quality version if you want to, russian user

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>the scene where Margaery sneaked herself in Tommen's chamber and gave him that motherly talk

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Don't forget Littlefinger's death.

>be David Benioff
>4 am, sitting alone and throwing scratched ideas in the fireplace
>the phone interrupts my deep meditation
>it's Weiss, sounding like he found the cure for cancer
>"DABID"
>"DABID"
>he's out of breath
>"DABID WAT IF ARYA IS HUNTIGN DANY THRU KING'S LANDING
>my pupils widen
>Weiss can barely articulate the pure raw emotion coming over him
>"DDD...D...DABID WHAT IF A...ARYA SNEAKS ABOUT AND STARTS HUNTING DANY AND SHUTS BROWN EYES GREEN EYES BLUE EYES FOREVER"?
>with those words all reality breaks
>i can only see a ninja assassin Arya fucking up Dany
>it's so fucking rad
>i start demolishing everything in my office in a frenzy
>Weiss is on the other line through the entire ordeal, screaming his lungs out
>then a realization hits
>As a pure-blooded Targ, Dany has purple eyes
>i cry
>all i wanted was a good show
>a fun show
>i pick up the phone and scream inarticulately at Weiss
>no words are needed - he understands me immediately, he starts weeping
>this goes on for 10 minutes
>"d...david"
>"david what if Jaime go"
>"what if Jaime go back to cersi"
>not sure if i heard him correctly
>"what if bronn threaten jaime and tyroin david and then jaime has to fuck cersi because he fuck brienne"
>irony taste in my mouth, realize it's blood
>"y.you mean as a way of getting close to her to then kill her?"
>"NO, because he fuck her DABID!!!"
>grab my dick with my left hand and my idea crayons with the right
>jaime could probably do it in episode 5, i realize, it fits his character
>"DABID MASSIVE BALLISTA MASSIVE BALLISTA DABID"
>don't know what that's about but it sounds rad as fuck

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Maybe somebody he killed had all of them or he found them in a city he raided and he could claim to have sailed there.

he needs some water

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*COUGH* *COUGH*
I did war-
*COUGH* *HACK*
warn you not to-
*BLEUGH*
not to trust me
*VOMITS*

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>Mou owari da, Sutannisu.
>Shine

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it's the last time user i gotta make it count

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real talk, I was planning on killing myself. Wanted to do it anyways, but felt it would be retarded to kill myself just before the series ends.

At this point, it looks like the show can't even give me a good feel before I go.

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/nuh/

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NOW THIS IS WRITING

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>It was supposed to be a dumb mistake in the spur of the moment not a long courtship ending in a marriage
You're not Jewish like the showrunners, obviously. The story of a smart and competent "foreign woman" (who just happens to be played by a Jewish actress in this case) and who captures a King's affections and leads to his undoing is a beloved Jewish trope. That much goes right over the goy's head, though, generally.

>ACTIVATE BB.EXE

youtube.com/watch?v=7GCb0lldiiM

>Who in the wrong here?

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i just want the tragic relationship of beta house westerling to be explored :(

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Domo spasibo, shitposter-san

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FUCKING ANSWER ME YOU BASTARDS

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What are the chances the show actually ends with "And who... are you..."

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>The Sphinxes were one of the three main political factions in the Valyrian Freehold in the years leading up to the Doom of Valyria.[1] They appear in the prequel TV series Empire of Ash.

>The Sphinxes were the conservative faction in Valyria - "conservative" to Valyrian values, which were somewhat different from those in Westeros.

>They very strictly practiced traditional incest marriage, to "keep the bloodline pure". Ideally this would be brother-to-sister marriage, with uncle-niece or first cousin marriage considered a second best, and so on. They looked down on lesser Valyrian bloodlines of less "purity" because they did not achieve as high a degree of incest, but were merely marriages of unrelated Valyrians.

gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Sphinxes

FUCK OFF, CUNT! *STABS YOU*

Both sides brought up good points and had motives that actually made sense. They used to do a good job exploring the moral grey area that the author established as one of the major themes of the books he's never going to finish. That's what made the show interesting. You didn't need to smoothen your brain to enjoy it.

Dany's fleet gets destroyed in ep 4, everyone washes up at a beach, the camera pans across everybody and we see Varys coughing violently, that's literally it

Are these people actually watching Game of Thrones like it is a football game though?

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wtf is this three stooges shit? why is everyone seated on one side?

At least this bit seems fairly consistent with the lore, Valyrian inbreeding customs being similar to traditionalist ancient Egypt

GODS WE WERE KINO THEN

ARGHaris

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In an ideal world episode 5 ends with Tyrion coming into the throne room as watching Jaime cradling Cersei's lifeless body after he kills her and a sad rain of castamere theme plays to the credit.

this is a edit, this is how they reacted to fucking arya killing nk, but still good kek

1 to 1

>that faggy earring

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Honestly, I'm cheering for every death at this point. After that E3 travesty, The Many-Faced God has a lot to reap.

fuck this show was so good

Was Pycelle faking being an old retard or was he just an old retard?

I just want a prequel or sequel series where a character adventures the Known World like Sinbad or Marco Polo and explores each mysterious and exotic culture described in the World of Ice and Fire

thanks, i knew it saw it somewhere, my eyes have been mostly glazed over while watching the show since season 7 at this point

>Cersei wants to kill this

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Both

So the NK was actually completely forgotten about after the opening 5 minutes. What a total shitshow.

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>Dragon Demands is a lefty
autist
>Preston Jacobs is a lefty
parasite who works for the state
>GRRM is a lefty
fat draft dodging beta male
>The GoT cast are lefties
middle class actor parasites

Not at all surprising.

Faking.
youtube.com/watch?v=lMXJlUIQP94

>LITTERALLY MFW

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Wants? She did.

youtube.com/watch?v=bfmmUa_r-oo
he also drops the act seconds before he gets killed

>draft dodging
Nothing wrong with that.

post yfw Arya meets Jaqen H'ghar in Kings Landing, then he confronts her on using her skills as a faceless man in the wrong (selfish) way, and as such, she has to pay a price, then kills her

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And here I thought Valerians were supposed to be pale as fuck with silver hair.

It ends when you are dead and your children are raped and brainwashed

In the show he just pretend to be frail, when he is actually still pretty healthy. Also, he is "secretly" a Lannister lackey and the dude who convince Daenerys's father to open the gate when Tywin comes. He is not retarded, but he is nowhere near a smart manipulator he thinks he is. He is just good at keeping a low profile.

POST MORE BARATHEONS BEFORE I PISS MYSELF!

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DURRR CERSEE WILL MAGE SHOH DEY NEBA BEWEEB IT DUUUUURRR

How old is old?

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>you will never go back to 2014 to shit post in comfy season 3 threads

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>mfw the age of women is over

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stannis

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I miss Tywin bros

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Or this
youtube.com/watch?v=HhmMlZfFCJY

They're gonna make The Hound gay, aren't they? He's never tempted by pussy, never accepts it when offered either.

>steals holy baratheon seed

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The show never brought this up again though right? Seems like an odd thing to do and wasn't in the books as I recall.

If Pycelle was that good at acting dumb he was just actually dumb.

>that guy who doubts Jon Snow
>that guy who thinks Jon is pussy whipped and won't cut Dany's head off if he has to
>that guy who doesn't think Jon Snow will be King of the Seven Kingdoms

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Haven't watched ep4 yet, please tell me what's gonna happen

>danyfags

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Hopefully everyone will be bitter about the finale and HBO won't greenlight anymore spinoffs

>Here's to the young wolf

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>finally a girl is no one
>a girl is Arya Stark of Winter fell and I'm going home

She really did nothing and became a faceless man.

Would Renly have survived if he had had more powerful potions?

I think it's just that he's inherently distrustful, he probably thought that the thots wanted something from him (other than doggy style)

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He tries to rape Sansa in season 2

youtube.com/watch?v=JNhhqJzsPqE

Too expensive for HBO

anybody here want to play game of throne toys with me

ok I'll be the hound

hehehehe *smashy smashy* big rorar hate u kill kill

ok u b his brother, phil

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Wow thanks for that information. I was really confused at first but your explanation really cleared it up for me. Thanks so much once again.

How the fuck did they get up there? There are no fucking ladders was it that hard to put there some ladders 15 million budget fuck this shit.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Not even potions can cure the gay

>actual polite people on Yea Forums

based

If dany goes mad next episode im giving it a 10 just to spite normies, i dont care what else happens

>Wash bodies
>Fail all her missions
>Get beaten with a stick
>Chased by terminator
>Transform into the best fighter in westeros
>Slap NK down before the long night even began

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Lannisters guards aren't beta they know how to climb broseph

Oh, you are pretty retarded, there are many things to complain and you choose the innocent one.

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Your 10 will be lost in the flood of seething Danyfag 1s, like tears in rain.

It's like Saitama's training

>progressive multicultural empire where homosexuality is normal
>falls appart

WAIITTT
*huff*
WAIITTT

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thats why we need to band together with 10s to fight the danyniggers seethe

They removed the ladders after they got the crew up there

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They used all the wood on ballistas and platforms for the ballistas so they only have one ladder and have to share it. The ladder squire's sole job is ensuring the shift rotation is kept on schedule.

>Something like a third to a half of the cast are non-white characters
WE
WUZ
VALARYIANS N' SHET

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I was being sarcastic retard.

So that's why westworld season 2 was dog shit

>gays are so OP they can only be destroyed by a continent literally exploding
based fags

It's all about womyn at this point.
"empowering" quotes left and right.
And the best thing is, they don't even manage to portray strong women.
They all needed some game breaking factor to achieve their position.

>Become rape slave of Mongol dude
>Get mindbroken into liking it, fast forward
>hurr durr she fireproofand got dem dragons, yaz kween n'sheit
>Get army for free
>Oh yeah take this scepter and this entire army is under your command
>Suddenly have largest army and take over Essos

>Dad and dwarf brother only competent statesmen in the family
>Make one shit descision after the other
>Sons die and dad get's killed by dwarf brother
>People hate you and saw you paraded naked though the streets
>Muh invinsible zombie hulk
>Throne was in astronomical debt already at the fucking beginning of the show
>Iron bank gives you gibs
>Euron magically creates a fleet out of nothing in no time and gives the command to you because he wants your pussy

Olenna, Margaery, Ygritte and Brienne are good examples of strong female characters.

Not even that, Atleast opm is supposed to be over the top for comedic effect.

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He doesn't

made you reply KEK

It was all about women from season 4 onwards, but D&D have decided to subvert their feminist audience in the last few episodes.
This Return of the Patriarchy is quite a surprise, but a welcome one.

Baelish: Lawful Evil
Varys: Lawful Neutral
Pycell: True Neutral
Cersei: Chaotic Evil
Tyrion: Chaotic Good

kek

>See you next time space cowboy

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youtu.be/UcnFPp2mFoc

goddamn season 1 owned

Did he make that sword?

You're wrong m8. Look up the unis, both in the show and the books he cares for her and trys to be a true night.
Even Sansa notices below his cruel exterior "You won't hurt me"

BASED

Funny thing about S1 is that you can probably pick any scene and it's miles better than what the show is today.

Based Jonnychad
Get rekt dragonfuckers, the chad in the North shall rise up

>Baelish
>Varys
>Lawful

i appreciate that you took the time to draw the pommel on longclaw

Don't watch more than first season of Heroes. As someone why have gone through that myself I want to save as many people as i can from that misery.

It is said that the sword is crafted by the finest and whitest of the white walker craftsmen. Said craftsmen is also the maker of Night King's magic javelin and secretly the maker behind Qyburn's heat-seaking scorpion ballista.

Doesn't Varys cut the tongues out of his little birds?

He totally wants to rape her in the books. He gets on top of her and puts a knife to her throat.

>constantly smiling
lmao, back then peoples always complaint or make fun of Jon being a brooding sad guy

Out of all the questions surrounding him that will likely remained unanswered until the books come out if he's even going to be in the books and if not forever since they might not come out or answer the questions themselves and that's the one you're going with?

but he doesn't in the end

Can you even just stop after season 1 finale? IIRC it ends with a cliffhanger.

So... yes?

i'm pretty sure he never stopped smiling during the party

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Not for being a brooding sad guy, for being a gormless twat.

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show!Euron is like one of the Ironborn side-characters you see mentioned passingly during Victarion or Aeron chapters when they're at the Kingsmoot, or sacking the Shield Islands, or out at sea. A drunken pirate, sure. There's a lot of them amongst the Ironborn, it's not unconventional to see a character like show!Euron. But to have that kind of character take the place of book!Euron is a massive insult, since book!Euron stands out from the rest of the Ironborn as NOT being like them at all, he is an entirely different creature.

>no

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I mean in this instance with the chairs. Both Baelish and Varys went with the lawful option of sitting in the allocated chair position, Varys skipped ahead in a last minute backstab against Varys making him evil. Varys passively took the second seat.

>Pycell: True Neutral
bruh

how the fuck would they tell him what they see then retard

I'm rewatching season 1 and holy fucking shit it's so good. There's so much emotion in episode 2 from everyone involved. The writing, the acting, everything is fucking perfect.

They did a great job making you hate the Lannisters right from the start, and now I couldn't care less who wins because the last few seasons have been absolute dogshit.

Was he the one who made it?

Varys specifies that they need to be able to write, so you can infer that they just write it down

probably built it up there

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Did he cut their hands off? Can they not answer yes and no questions?

I am under the impression that Baelish is just a quick power grabber, Varys being the more careful one, Pycelle being the "safe choice only" guy not to stand out too much, Cersei being daddy's girl and Tyrion being an outright rebel against Tywin.

He doesn't, but he wanted to and he probably would have if she didn't act the way she did. Her being compassionate and concerned for him is what made him change his mind. If she acted like a normal person and started pleading for her own life, she'd get her insides rearranged and possibly her throat opened as well.

stannis

>My king!

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>Tfw no one's fag so I get to laugh at both stannis cucks and dany roasties and nothing affects me anymore

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In the books, Illyrio has children's tongues cut out and then sends them to Varys to be his birds.

GRRM was asked that question specifically and said that some of them did have their tongues cut out, but it wasn't by Varys. They just happened to have their tongues cut out when they became "little birds" and Varys had nothing to do with that.

>tfw the two women Stannis have fucked have been an ugly woman with a moustache and a 400 year old wrinkly prune hag

it's probably better to be a virgin at that point

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No longer

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Then just read plot summary on wiki. I would that myself if I knew how it will turn out.

Cringe. Aren't they supposed to be adults?

was ist das

>a very sexy 400 year old wrinkly prune hag
Worst case scenario she might turn into granny after she remove the necklace, but she probably can retain her fake form long (as seen here) enough for you to ejaculate.

for the most part, yea, since there's so many possible futures and fractured timelines i just imagined with my own personal canon that everybody gets their way and sylar dies/realizes how autistic he was being and gives up

it just goes on way, way too long from my understanding, and they start destroying everyone's characters really quickly - apparently parkman starts off S2 as being totally cucked, DL is somehow dead, sylar is alive and well, and the company is still just as powerful is ever - it just gets tiresome when they keep recurring the same shit over and over with no progress being made - why even watch if nobody gets anywhere and nobody develops as a character but hiro?

The wolf is a kraken?

Whoops

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...

Yeah but it's the same effect as K eating that maggot food in BR2049 pretending it's a gourmet food

It's all spectacle and illusion, the real goodness isn't there

Stannis just had really high quality VR porn

>Yfw drogon joins Jon's side and rebels against daenerys

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Cersei is womanchildren so does Tyrion. In fact all Lannisters are a bunch of psychopathic manchildren barely functioning without a good dose of alcohol.

Thats true, the poster asked who was in the wrong so I was attempting to match each ones decision with a DnD morality alignment.

Is this a joke? There's a fucking staircase and trapdoor. They are right there.

>Max_Borenstein

pottery

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It's an actual thing that can still be used to this very day. Where you sit at a table shows where you are in the social hierarchy. Tywin is at the power seat. The one sitting closes to him would have have a more intimate connecting with him, putting him in a position of power. The three men fight over this seat. Cersei one ups them by waiting for them to fight over the seats, then brings her own seat near Tywin. Tyrion one ups them all by sitting directly across from Tywin, asserting himself as a rival power. Or something to that effect.

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Only Joffery, the others are tryhards