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E6 scene leaked.

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BASED early D&D

>Do you not have a kettle?
not, just a pot and I know 1 tea mug worth of water takes 4 minutes to boil.

/RAD/

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I literally can't think of a more hellish marriage than Stannis/Cersei. Their sheer hate for each other would burn with the intensity of a thousand suns.

wtffff how was I supposed to know they had a navy

not really
the closest thing would be old university colleges like oxford and bologna

Stannis might actually be aware enough to know that shes fucking her brother/not letting him cum in her

what if she saw them but thought they were yaras fleet haha

>wamen

>ravens are dum-

youtube.com/watch?v=AfsnHVaScjg

What are some changes the show made from the books you like?
-Tyrion is a handsome dwarf with swagger
-Arya meeting Tywin
-meme one on one fight on foot between Eddard and Jaime
-Fat king Robert is more fun in the show

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>pointy shooty sticks between me and C-Lister

If I was the dragon, I'd be thinking naaaaaaah.

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CERSEI

yeah dude

NO, HOLD ON. NO HOLD ON. NO. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. KIL-- THEY BROUGHT THE FUCKING DRAGON? WHY WOULD THEY DO TH-- I'M MIND BLOWN RIGHT NOW. HOLY FUCK. KILL IT. KILL IT RIGHT NOW. WHAT THE FUCK? I DIDN'T EXPECT THEM TO ARRIVE, BUT NOT ONLY DID THEY ARRIVE, THEY BROUGHT THE FUCKING DRAGON, OUR NUMBER ONE THREA-- KILL IT NOW, ENOUGH TALKING. LET'S JUST KILL IT. LOOK HOW MANY BALLISTAS WE COULD FIRE INTO IT -RIGHT- FUCKIN-- CERSEI.

*cersei begins twerking and smiling smugly*
no

WHAT, WHY? WH-- WHAT.

hold on shut the fuck up I'm trying to hear my dwarf brother who is whispering below this giant castle wall but I can still hear him perfectly hold on

what is going on, kill him right now

No, hold on, just kill the girl for a second

no WAIT STO--

*kills girl*

neat

KILL THEM ALL NOW, SURELY? WHAT? IF WE'RE KILLING HER, SURELY WE WOULD JUST KILL THE DRAGON, THE ARMY, AND YOUR BROTHER? WHAT? WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? WHY ARE YOU CHOOSING TO ACT LIKE THIS? KI-- AT LEAST THE DRAGON, PLEASE GOD. JUST THE DRAGON. FINE, LET THE REST LIVE, BUT SURELY, UNDER NO FUCKING CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD WE LET THAT DRAGON LEAVE? LOOK AT THE QUEEN, SHE IS SO ANGRY, SHE'S GOING T-- SHE'S LITTERALLY. LITTERALLY GETTING ON THE DRAGON TO BURN US, SURELY WE SHOULD FIRE? SURELY WE SHOULD FIRE-- CERSEI. SURELY WE SHOULD F-- MEN GET READY TO FIRE-- MEN GET READY TO FIRE--

nobody fires until i say *continues to twerk*

CERSEI

*game of thrones theme starts playing*

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Cersei's hold on power needs to be solidified so that she's a credible threat as the final antagonist
That's literally all the thought that went into it. Cersei needs to be strong

What's the logical conclusion for westeros from the lifelong shitstorm that was caused by Robert and his rebellion?

According to leaks the show is apperantly preparing for all the houses to agree to a new centralized ( or more decentralized) governing system based on votes?

>Arya meeting Tywin
that was nice actually, yeah

post your face when grey worm and arya die to the mountain next episode

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So like.......Danny and 2 dragons couldn't take on 10 or less ships that had ballistas only on their bows. How is a dragon going to burn a city that is surrounded by them on every corner?

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written by d&d

>mfw Ameritards pronounce it "baloney"

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Create your own House and Sigil lads. Who are you? It's time we bring back old traditions and this shit, it's been too long irl.

fookin legend and Jon going to Craster's keep to kill deserters

Considering Stannis almost certainly would've executed Jaime for treason, it would be pretty bad in the levels of hatred

>Arya meeting Tywin

I thought that was stupid , I don't know I didn't see Tywin as someone who sees peasants as human.

What I liked more and what bothered me in the book is Arya's three kills, her second kill in the show makes more sense than in the book. She wastes one , ok but then she wastes the second one as well. I realize she's supposed to be 10, but common

what's this?

You do know Jaime is back to KL to save his sister right? You don't actually believe it's a ruse... do you?

house poopoo
sigil: a big poopy
words: my bowel are moving

cant wait till this turns into SNEED general, fuck this horrible show

I did that in the CK2 mod as Tywin after Bobby B executed Cersei. I just used my incredible wealth to hold onto the Archon position for life.

>s01e01
>white walker in first scene
>7 seasons of slowly building up this great thread
>make it seem like the whole political game is just a waste of time because the REAL threat is coming
>2 seasons of army of dead marching down to kill everyone
>7 seasons of hype
>1 episode solved everything with firelord ex machina and teleportation magic

The more I think about it, the more i am convinced that there was supposed to be an even greater threat than the night walkers at play that all the Azor prophecies were in reference to with the white walkers serving as a trope subverting red herring, but D&D forgot about it, just like Dany forgot all those ballistae

Take 'em down, boss. I've got the go-pro ready

That would make a good series to be quite honest. I'd watch ten episodes of Stan and Cersei brutalizing & abusing each other emotionally and mentally.

Actually showing Robb's campaign in S2.

That sounds just like my parent's marriage. Haha.

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GOTit1111 says that Jon kills Grey Worm because Dany and her army and Grey Worm are raping all the children and women in King's Landing with their spears.

so why didnt they just shoot?

I am NOT making this up, I have inside information on epiode 5.

In the next episode they're going to reveal that when Dany birthed her dragons, a 4th one was behind her all along.

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Do you madcunts actually say BA LOG AUGH NA ?! fucking madman i swear

I WANT THE HOUND TO FUCK SANSA ARGGGHHH

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>tells brienne of the awful things he has done for cersei, things so bad that he will never be a good man
>says they are both hateful people, nothing is said about caring for her
how do you not see he's going there to kill her and redeem himself

Why would Stannis execute Jaime for treason but not Cersei or anyone else?

youtube.com/watch?v=bITVaBggzJk

House:Sneed
Sigil: A feed and A seed
Words: (Formerly Chuck's)

How the fuck are unsullied raping anyone?

>digitalspy.com/tv/ustv/a859565/game-of-thrones-season-8-ending-fan-theories/

>What if, though, as Dempsie implied, Benioff and Weiss were to deliberately avoid playing out the ending that fans have already predicted? What if, aware that the original path they'd been charting has been rumbled, they take taken a sudden and severe left turn at the very last minute?

>It's not as ludicrous an idea as you might think. Jonathan Nolan, creator and showrunner of HBO's equally ambitious Westworld, confirmed prior to the show's season two launch that one planned twist for a forthcoming episode had to be scrapped because Reddit users had "already figured [it] out".

Hahaha what if lol

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Vary's concern for the common folk seeming more genuine, I don't like them changing him into basically a nice guy but nicer is good
Tywin being beaten back at the Wind Mill battle instead of just waiting always felt too fortunate in the book.
Some extra Littlefinger scenes, especially the not going to fight them fuck them scene(whores fingering each other aside)
The age ups of the cast helps with some believability issues

>with their spears.

based

In for Dragon armor next ep.

What is the real life medieval equivalent of that?

House Darkstar

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...because somehow bells trigger Dany into madness.

its not going to happen you fuck

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>in an effort to surprise, series might risk its integrity

woah we can't have that happen!

>I didn't see Tywin as someone who sees peasants as human.
This one's high born, you idiot.

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Because he killed Aerys

There would be others. But Jaime was the one who killed the king. Whether or not Tywin would have permitted the marriage to Stannis thereafter is another matter.

Fucking retards god damn

lel

>onathan Nolan, creator and showrunner of HBO's equally ambitious Westworld, confirmed prior to the show's season two launch that one planned twist for a forthcoming episode had to be scrapped because Reddit users had "already figured [it] out".

BRAVO NOLAN

Stannis would have had Jaime, Varys and Pycell executed. I don't know why anyone entertained Varys and little finger in the first place since there would be no repercussions for killing them

missandei looks more white then she does black

prove me wrong

lmao dumb polliver poster btfo

Oh god that S2 Mountain, one of the worst castings in the show.

>if she just...

Next episode Daenerys and the Unsullied rape everyone in King's Landing, Arya kills the Mountain and the Hound and Cersei, Jon kills Dany, Jaime kills Euron, Arya dissapears, Arya dissapears, Sansa and Tyrion plot to betray everyone but Sansa betrays Tyrion and executes him, Bran becomes King on the Iron thrones, Bran executes Jon, Sansa rules the North, Bran destroys feudalism and implements progressive liberal democracy, that's the end.
Screencap this.

HELLS BELLS

Here. I don't know, I'm not very creative.

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But he doesn't know that? He's enamored with a 10 year old peasant girl and playing gramps? I don't know I felt it was out of character he didn't like his own grandchildren

> beginning: Sansa is a naive girl from a cold Northern country who knows nothing about life
> then she and her family suffer horrors and violence
> this makes her wiser, as she admits herself
> now that she's a clever grown-up with responsibilities, and after having survived extreme violence, the last thing she wants is to allow hordes of foreigners from a different continent into her homeland
I'm still trying to understand what D&D meant with this character development.

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Lmao, that pic

Also Tyrion kills Jaime.

Littlefinger was pretty much the only one who knew where all the Crowns non-liquid money was kept.

varys has informers all over the planet, he's by far the most valuable small council member
LF is more questionable

SUBVERTED

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Why do some book chapters aren't titled the name of the character? I.e "The Kraken's Daughter" for Asha, "The Soiled Knight" for Arys Oakhart, "The Guard's Captain" for Areo Hotah, etc.

Stannis: You burnt the roast. Again.
Cersei: Just like you burnt our daughter. *sips wine*
Stannis: Dammit woman, you know I loved our daughter.
Cersei: If that's how you treat the people you love, I'm glad you don't really love me.
Stannis flips over the tabler. Cersei drinks more wine.

Is it known what the Westworld twist was?

>not just taking out the complete enemies leadership and call it a day
who writes this shit and thinks it's okay?

i'm so happy varys dies in the new leaks

>I think there’s a real calling that basically his soul calls to him and... when he hears about what happened from Sansa and Brienne, and finds out that Cersei has done what she’s done, I think he realizes that he needs to go to her no matter what, and it’s a force that he can’t control," Nutter told IGN

>"It’s almost like his cross to bear in some respects, and I think that he can’t help himself and he basically says that. He says 'I've done this and this because of Cersei' and I think this is him letting Brienne know that although he must try to free himself and although he tries to love another, this is a force that is greater than he

ign.com/articles/2019/05/07/game-of-thrones-jaime-brienne-cersei-s8-episode-4-5-kill-valonqar

OOGA BOOGA ME LANNISTER, ME FUCK SISTER. BRAVO DABID.

>book sansa is literally littlefinger's fuck toy
He was too based for this show

B R A V O
R
A
V
O

then what happens in the finale?

and why would Bran execute Jon?

He fucked Shae so he is not as above it all as he acts
Also their initial bond was him using a dumb commoner to make his lords look stupid, which is absolutely something he would do

oh man I hope that's not the case. Fucking the fans for being fans basically

Obviously the shrink ray.

reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/2m0xd6/spoilers_affc_affc_chapter_titles/
they are the identities that the POV characters take in that chapter

Because GRRM thought it would look cool or some dumb shit like that
Good luck with Book 4, it's easily the worst of them. Some people hate Book 5 but I loved having Barristan Cockslaying Selmy chapters

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>progressive liberal democracy

uwot

SNEED

No fucking shit she's like quarter black

what integrity? every fucking retard shits on the show right now. i say fuck em. based dnd should fuck shit up

he figured it out himself because Arya wasn't talking anything like a peasant would talk. that was the only reason he was interested in her.

he does, he can tell as soon as he sees her and she "comes clean" by saying she's from some minor house

Jon is a threat to Bran as king. Also Dany and the Unsullied raping with spears is what happens in the next episode things like Jon and Tyrion being executed by Sansa and Bran as in the finale.

george forgot their names when doing the chapter title and forgot to change it after elio reminded him

having chapters constantly named after characters is boring desu

Pick your Mountain

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>Arya
>Dying
Do you not know what a Mary Sue is

Usually the character is not fully themselves or in exile. They have lost a part of their identity. IDK why for Areo the glorified camera

No, he didn't -know- it, strictly speaking. But he had a "hunch". Tywin is smart and experienced and intuited that something was off about her as he was going through the prisoners looking at all the blacksmiths and carpenters that they were stupidly torturing to death. He probably immediately picked-up on her body language towards him and knew she was at the very least, housebroken and trained to serve around nobility and thus could be his cupbearer, is she wasn't a highborn girl hiding as a commoner boy.

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>Go to talktotransformer.com/

>Start writing a scene

>Let the AI complete it

>Become D&D

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>The Incel, the Chad, and the Lad

And it is very frustrating to keep track of
>What chapter did this happen in
>Bran 19
Fucks sake

I didn't watch past season one so I have no idea about that but I'll look into it. Thanks

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me, i'm 7'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /got/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little showfags and wikifags make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second

>alchemists that zombified mountain made a gas that he hit the townspeople with that made it easy to brainwash them.
>cersei had people go through the streets saying
>"QUEEN CERSEI, THE RIGHTEOUS!
>QUEEN CERSEI, OUR BELOVED!"

First for looking like a Clegane, second for capturing the raw strength better, and the third for laughs

Unrelated but I really like Tywin's costume in season 2. It's looks like how I imagine medieval kings wear when going into battle or important ceremony.

Cersei is literally in Faegon's place. She's beloved by the people but it makes no fucking sense. It's because it was Faegon that was supposed to be beloved. He's arriving at Westeros first and is gonna be sitting on the throne after taking it away from idiot Cersei who fucked everything up so badly that the Faith Militant take over momentarily.

Dumb and Dumber realized too late(if they even fucking realized it in the first place) that Faegon was actually important afterall.

The one on the right is more incel-esque with that thin face.

How did the enemy even know to capture Massendei? Have any of them ever even met her?

What if she was just some nobody?

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"Melisandre, come quick," said Stannis Baratheon. "Lord Snow just killed my Onion Knight, and Eddard Stark has eaten his son Rickon."

Ryswell and the Stark Ladies had fled. Ser Barristan has been slain, but in the aftermath, a handful of soldiers are reported dead with Ryswell and Stannis both wounded.

The wildlings have begun to storm the castle – but the door is locked at the top of Stannis' stairs.

"No," said the Lord Commander. "No, you cannot do that. It is too dangerous in there. We will take this house now."

"The wildlings?" Stannis stumped. "The wildlings?"

He didn't ask again, and as he turned and entered, Lord Eddard looked at him with a worried look in his blue eyes.

"No more!" shouted Ser Barristan and Ser Robert Baratheon at the same time in a scream.

Stannis threw Stannis the kitchen knife he had stashed in the castle's wardrobe but he pushed him back, holding his head with one hand.

In the kitchen

God speed based Jaime

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They knew she was important when she came with Dany's entourage to the Dragon Pit, but how they specifically found her in the wreckage is a mystery.

Is this a pasta? Saved kek. What a tool.

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Ok manlet

WHY ISN'T GENDRY GOING WITH THE HOUND AND ARYA TO KING'S LANDING TO WIN ARYA'S HEART?

>she came with Dany's entourage

So?

- Bran looking like a Stark and not a Tully
- fookin legend

Got it, I just haven't seen it in a while. It's not that I don't want to give the show writers credit for anything but I still think it served no purpose and it didn't ruin but it put a dent in Aryas arc. She was supposed to suffer the entire time , not hang out with gramps and quip with lords

>King Edmure
BASED
A
S
E
D

based double stannis

the coffee cup really does sum up nu-thrones, they butchered this show so badly

I think it's more like, "we can come up with something even more clever and twistier than your theories".
At least if we are trying to be optimistic.
Nothing wrong with it, but it's just hard and like the article said you are more likely going to ruin all the built up and logical consistency of the story for the sake of cheap shock value.

I guess they are desperate to capture that shock of Red Wedding, Ned's death, Joffrey's death and Oberyn.

Twenty
Good
Men

It's real?

>King Radmure

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>tell them
Why the FUCK do they keep cutting conversations off to transition scenes???? I wanted to hear this conversation.

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Generally it means you're high up that particular persons chain of command when you're directly escorting them.

Or she could be a handmaiden. What did she do?

Acting is hard

>Why isn't Lord Gendry first of his name of House Baratheon bother to risk his life for some chick that rejected him?

because they legitimately don't know how to handle writing it so instead of fucking it up even more than they have everything else, they just skip it.

Venice

Daily reminder Tormund is a cuck

Book 5 had some fantastic sections of story interspersed through the medieval cookbook GRRM was apparently writing in his spare time.

Why would a handmaiden need to come to such an event unless she was important to Dany?

Fuck you, size is not everything

Im 5'3 but that doesn't mean I wouldn't smash your stupid fucking head in.

The fact that this show makes so many short jokes is frustrating, Women respect me and my alpha status, never once have they bothered to care about my height, I bet you are nothing more then a stupid faggot ass incel who gets NO pussy. You think your height is so great? I will Curbstomp you until your face is nothing but MUSH. I will proceed to rape and murder your whole family, in spite of my height.

Hardhome

>/got/ is tired.
>Take him to his chamber

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fookin legend is why i stopped watching the show for so long
so out of place, so british. that weird british too, where they have the really silly accents

exactly. what is he so "hateful" about? He clearly doesn't hate Jon, Dany or another else up north. He doesn't hate Tyron. Why is he hateful then?
Jaimie goes back to KL, finds out that Cercei is still crazy and is still banging Euron. What's going to happen?
OR they said this to make the inevitable betrayal more shocking to the viewer. Because everyone expected it up until now
Rushing the show

She wasn't important though, she didn't do anything.

but he fucked a chick 12x hotter right after he didn't get Brienne, so is he really?

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Sansa is the smartest person alive.

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nth for Stannis

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Well they don't know that, they just know she's someone important and by Dany's side she seems to trust.

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To Highgarden

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>CHAOSH IS A LADDER exposition
>Arya-Tywin
>Karl fookin Tanner
>The Night King (at first lol)
>More Margaery, Bronn and Tywin
>Hardhome

dabid YES

why was selyse the one begging for their daughter's life? i thought she was completely dominated by the witch and the lord of light. she seems like she'd happily sacrifice her child for her god

>DRAGON ARMOR

what happened to her face

>Any thread which has to say "I am the general" is no true general

yikes

Oof

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He is. It's not about being able to fuck. It's about being able to fuck the person you want. Random thot meant nothing to him. He probably cried the whole time thinking about Brienne.

post momments you literally came

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The problem with the night king is how convenient he is. You only have to kill one guy and the threat is over

I'm honestly glad Euron is just Kano, its pretty absurd and stupid, it's the best.

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Stannis being revived CONFIRMED

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first of his name

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it's almost like they not only didn't have the time or money for it, but also didn't know how to write a scene with any weight between characters that should be extremely close, it's like they're... shit at writing, or something

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Too much smirking will do that to you.

> It's not that I don't want to give the show writers credit for anything

Look GRRM is great if you like intricate plot, medieval realism or descriptions of food but he's not god at many things and it's not really giving that much credit to this sizable team of writers that they did anything better than the fat man. They did many things better, but they all obviously suck and don't care about what makes the book series great, glorification of violence, war and just setting up the next shocking moment is not

Because he just wanted to set that meme up for the book to have some 'FUUUCK' chapter starts. Like the theories about a chapter called 'Azor Ahai' and its Rhaegars POV on the Trident. Or having Jaime confront the (presumably existent) Night's King in someone else's chapter, only to turn the page and see "KINGSLAYER" as his chapter head.

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>OR they said this to make the inevitable betrayal more shocking to the viewer. Because everyone expected it up until now
BULLSHIT LMAO. Jaime is going to die a pathethic cuck after fighting Euron to protect his sister lol

In all honesty, I wish Jaime did fully redeem himself and end Cersei, but I am so afraid of being disappointed. This has been the two times in a row I have been disappointed by Dabid, I just don't have faith anymore. But Jaime's actor seems satisfied with the character's final scene, so maybe there is a really, really small hope after all

>Lesbian niece is still alive
Thanks for nothing Redditjoy

did they show crow's eye raping and killing nobles? damn i might have to go back and watch those episodes

>Kano
Euron is a fucking faggy wanker manlet compared to Kano, fuck off

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To make Stannis look worse, give an excuse to have her kill herself, and because one character had to object that wasn't Davos

his face kek

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You are just fucking retarded aren’t you?

Shot down a dragon I did love

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>Dany, we can't burn the city, that would be very bad
>We should starve them to death instead

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>intricate plot, medieval realism or descriptions of food

What about the cast of thousands of characters? Well I don't know if they're thousands but creating so many memorable characters and even adapting,writing chapters from their POV is not easy.

Everyone who watches GOT is gay, lol

I don't know why bookfags complain about Euron so much.

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She already looks ugly and I never found her attractive, but in all fairness;

>mid-run, meaning her face is also mid-bounce
>no makeup
>looks like early morning so tired as shit/didn't shower yet
>probably worn out
>looks cold out
>the haunting memories of forever being tied to the dogshit that is GoT have aged her +10 years

Okay smart guy, what the fuck did she do in the presence of 1 meeting that showed she's a worthwhile hostage besides stand there.

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Bookfag here, show Euron is great, he's not the same, but neither was Bobby B or Jorah and they're both rad as hell.

did we just find D&D's proprietary script generator?

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let me get this straight
>dragon glass, a rock that was exposed to dragon fire can kill white walkers
>valyrian steel, iron that was smelted with dragon fire can kill white walkers
>actual fucking dragon fire, cannot kill white walkers

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Then
>Tywin helped a young Jaime ever day to work through his dyslexia
>Roose accepted Ramsey as his trueborn son even though he was a bastard

Now
>Haha Euron is magic pirate who sticks his fingers in bums
>Haha Cersei is evil because the story needs a villain

What the fuck happened?

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are you a literal homosexual or just a dumb whore, who the fuck makes posts like this

bitch is ugly

Because the remaining episodes have been spoiled and Jaime's fate is part of it.

Also are they implying that all of KL is now in the Red Keep? They act like she has to burn the entire city to take, when she only needs to hit part of it

Yeah, I agree it should have been handled better. It's too typical Hollywood trope of having the main boss dead to stop all the henchman. But then again, I legit don't see how they can beat the Night King & the White Walkers, unless some crazy/brilliant tactics come up. They are just too overpowered compared to the humans at that point of the show.

I have to admit it's pretty satisfying watching Euron crushing those sand snakes. They are more despicable than Euron at that point.

is he an evil rapist torturer with a crew of monster-like men in the show? i figure they took away all his sorcery in the show for technology instead, which is, whatever

Lad, most girls look cuter mid-bounce.

That would piss me off too, no joke

THE RAPE SANSA

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Where do we get the idea that dragon glass is anything more than volcanic rock? The children didn't have fucking dragons

She. Was. There. That’s all that matters. You roll up with the queen, you’re important. If she wasn’t important she’d be the only one who wasn’t. Everyone there was important.

He's a shitty character that can be summed up as "finga in da bum"

He is pretty fun to watch, but they used him as some sort of plot device to destroy whatever Dany has as an advantage against Cersei and often in the most silly way. I think the character's itself is not a problem and I enjoy him more than Ramsay. But still, he is not final villain material.

GOD KING BRAN
GOD KING BRAN
GOD KING BRAN
GOD KING BRAN
GOD KING BRAN
GOD KING BRAN

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>pic
thanks for making me laugh user.

>called dragon glass
>nothing to do with dragons

She literally looks like someone who was there to wipe Dany's fucking mouth if she sneezes you prick. And she basically actually was.

I know she's ugly you autistic nigger, I'd rape you to death if I got the chance, you know that? I would fuck your shitty asshole into the cold, crawling ground in the dead of night. The only beings that would hear your screams of pain becoming regretful and shamed pleasure would be the trees, and they hold their secrets forever to themselves. I wouldn't wash for weeks, just to keep the sweet stench of your obliterated sphincter and tears wafting from my cock.

what about the valonqar prophecy

Its called Dragon Glass because people assumed Dragon Fire made it rather than it just being obsidian from volcanoes.

Why is he so BASED

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Euron Greyjoy sticks a finger up Cersei's bum. "You've got nothing better to do here." "You're wrong. It's not the king's." "No I was not." Daenerys turns around to face the man in the front row while still smirking at him. "But he's the man and they will kill you regardless." "Then don't blame me, I was waiting here with you." "I was not." Cersei stands from her seat and stares at the throne in disbelief. Daenerys looks like she may or may not die. Daenerys goes all pale, she does look completely drained but that alone is nothing so she smiles at this little outburst and moves over to where Sansa stands with her father and brother looking at her and not so much as peeking a glance at her. Sansa looks like she wants to give her sister a look of her own but she just looks angry. "I wasn't about to kill him." "So where was I wrong?" Sansa frowns at the question "No one cares about you anyway."

At this point you’re being intentionally obtuse. There’s no reason to continue this as you’re determined not to understand.

>What about the thousands of memorable characters
He made the fatal error of directing his selective autism at the character names. There are hundreds of duplicate recycled names on top of nearly all the male Westerosi names being a combination of a limited selection of names because >muh realism >muh tax policy

It's hard to keep track if they were unique, much less a distracting cast of Eddard Baratheons and Loras Tully's

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youtube.com/watch?v=gNMlf-oeAYw

DAENERYS: Ah...! I-impossible!!
NIGHT KING: Not bad, your Majesty. Were I not the Night King, the most powerful being on Planetos, that might have singed my horns.
DAENERYS: B-but... I put all my ki into that blast!
JON: He's just too darn strong!
DROGON: Where are you, Arya? We need your help!

SING YOUR PRAISES OF YOUR KING YA FUCKIN SHITS

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>listen here you little fuck, if I catch you south of the wall i'll cut off your head and place it on a spike you understand? where you belong is as far away from me as possible so get the fuck out of here before i kill you

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>Daddies
>No Ned Stark
>No Ian McShane from season 6
>No Jorah Mormont

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Daily reminder that coffee cups in got ain't really a new thing

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>no one has the courage to defy the Queen of the North in bed

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People in these threads legitimately like Karl Tanner for reasons beyond memes? For what purpose?

i want varys memes

Listen Dumb and Dumber, it was bad writing to kidnap the random brown girl they didn't even know the name of and nobody else. Quit excusing your shit.

M80 you’re not still on about prophecy after 8x3 are you? C’mon now

jesus what an ugly fucking shot

PRÖÖÖÖH :DDD

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LADS

ITS CANNONM

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Can someone remind me what was Varys plan for Tyrion after he gets him out of Kings Landing? The books are a little hazy on me, I've been waiting for WOW to come to reread em

>GrrM has always written his story
>Fans have always had their theories about what will happen
>none of their theories have come true, GrrM has kept on writing something better
>HBO takes over the last bits of the story
>all the sudden all fan theories and wishes come true, starting with Jon being resurrected

HBO is just giving the fans what they want, aren't they? That's why the show has gotten bad, because after all the fans don't know how to write a good story, GrrM did. Now he isn't anymore, the fans are basically getting what they wanted and it's SHIT.

Am I right or am I right?

10/10

Somebody please post the "Ramsay fucks up the alien with a helicopter" pasta pls

Prophecies no longer matter. Like this article posted here most likely D&D is trying too hard to subvert everyone's expectations. They are probably going to have Cersei killed by some other characters not named Jaime or Tyrion. Because they think it's too predictable (lol).

Also, season 5 of Cersei flashback left the 'valonqar' part so it was never part of the show. Only that Cersei will be taken down by a younger more beautiful queen.

I think it's just because those Valyrian faggots liked to use it to decorate their weapon handles and whatever else so it got its name from that.

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I put the varys cough meme through

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Lurking at this argument it seems like you got BTFO. She wasn't important at all besides being Danys translator in the earlier seasons, which made her obsolete since Dany learned the language. Just admit she was the shows colored fap bait.

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Not really this is why the show turns bad

What do you guys think of the idea that Tyrion is going to leverage the Iron Bank's Golden Company to side with them.

IMO
Jon has to kill Danny
Cersei dies
Tyron sits on the throne because Jon doesn't want it.

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consider the following
>Cersei finds out Jon is Aegon
>bends the knee
>shit hits the fan
>wins the game of thrones

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>I just want to show everyone how much I like horses

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She didn't kill herself man. Stannis' deserting men hung her.

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House Slayer
Sigil: A dragons head with a sword through it
Words: We hunt monsters

Littlefinger is the protagonist.

Hang out with fAegon after Illyrio takes over for plotting in Essos

Aragorn is looking rough there.

Thanks dapid

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YASS DABID !!!

You mean the mercenaries from Essos who are more used to Rhollor and are blood thirsty sell swords? The same ones who for some reason object to a kid being burned

House Mong

Sigil: just a giant orange, nothing else

words: play a record

Dany completely missed how Euron had ballista bolts fired at 4 times the speed of sound (canonically proven by Reddit.) How ignorant of her.

House:Starkathion
Sigil: A wolf's head with antlers
Words: Fury is Coming

>don't know what that means but write it down anyways
makes me laugh every time

Wasn't he planning on marrying Daenerys and Aegon?

I don't write this shit dude. She didn't hang herself 20 feet up in a fucking tree on some fucking road.

I think it would kill WW other then NK. Would have been nice to see a fight between jon and nk and see him hit him and his ice sword and see it not shatter like the WW did and not die from unless stabbed in the heart..... but we just got a cock tease and an ass pull.

house: conductor
sigil: the emergency button
words: WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>The Beanpole that Rides

What were they thinking?

>keep asking why five kingdoms go to war for control of Westeros when they could start trying to take over Essos instead
>never get any serious answers only meme responses

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Ramsay Bolton (formerly Snow)? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Ramsay wielding a bow and arrow. I'm not talking about Ramsay being half naked dual wielding his sword with his dogs. Hell, I'm not even talking about Ramsay Bolton dual wielding his valyrian poison laced knifes, with his dogs, half naked, aided by twenty good men, equipped with bows and arrows cursed by the Great Other himself, a perfect medieval actor, kinslayer, whoreslayer, also a giantslayer, while being an expert in surgical penis removal.

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kino

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She has a better jump than Arya

The fookin' legend.

If they had the same ballistae on the top of King's Landing as Euron had on his ships they could've fired at minimum 500 shots before anyone could get out of range. The final dragon and Dany would be dead and Cersei would rule Westeros forever.

House Goodman
Sigil: A man
Words: You were a good man

quite epic, If I must say so myself

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Murder suicide. Cap it and feel free to include yourself.

The wars were never about territory it was just the lannisters flexing on everyone else

Night King should have resurrect him and use him as his main general. If only Jon didn't burn his body.

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>one planned twist for a forthcoming episode had to be scrapped because Reddit users had "already figured [it] out
god producers are such fucking babies, holy shit
that's how you LOSE integrity

No, he's literally a beta bitch and basically dies to Euron, barely defeating him before being burned to a fucking crisp by Dany alongside Cersei.

-Brienne naming Oathkeeper

Khal Drogo = "King Dragon." Dany's baby didn't die it just went into hibernation and was awoken by Maario Naharis' seed in her pussy to become the ultimate Chad dragon. Her womb was only polluted for human babies, not dragons.

This is canon.

does theon have a penis in the books

If true, HBO and D&D are even bigger hacks than we know they are

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it's what happens when no one involved in a project has any real vision for what they want to do with it. it's pretty inevitable when everything is a remake of something else.

...

Not directly confirmed, but its pretty heavily implied he doesn't.

>yeah we only wanted to do the red wedding we don't care about any of this other shit
>so you'll hand the reins to someone who cares about the show then?
>"No!"
Series has been shit for years it only survives on its momentum.

I don't even know what the twist is. If that is true and it's actually a good twist, what a shame. I am so disappointed by Westworld 2.

House Rape
"It Was Beautiful"

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>House Rape
clever

Asha is a cringeworthy mary sue, I like the bland-looking tough shit Yara.
Roose isn't a vampire.
Tywin isn't 2d.

House:CIA
Sigil:a 747
Words:BIG GUY

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what I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

None of the kingdoms individually has the resources to cross the sea and invade Essos.
All of the kingdoms have diplomatic and/or economic ties to individuals or governments in Essos that would dislike such action.
Forgetting such ties, the Seven Kingdoms together could maybe launch such an attack, but this is unlikely given the endless turmoil and complicated, contradictory power structures that bind them all, which neuters any complex logistical or strategic planning; something that would be absolutely necessary for any army conducting a war across water.

God that second clip really hits home after the nk death.

Hawkeye?

kek

>trusting women with a secret

House: Good men
Sigil: Shirtless man
Who am I: Ser 20

Ooh, what else

Fucking why. He's by far the most interesting character left and he actually cares for the plebs and NEETS.

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KEK nice

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Homer got out of his fancy german car and began to make his way up the creaking wooden stairs leading to the terrace of Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly chuck's). All of a sudden, the smug voice of a farmer in a baseball cap stopped him in his tracks.

"What are you doing up here?" the farmer asked.

"Hey, honey, it doesn't feel right! What's your problem?" a bearded man in a baseball cap responded.

"It's you, Dad – who was up to nothing but pissing in my garden!" The farmer turned and ran up the stairs to the terrace's lower landing without seeing the man back off. He could hear some rustling from the attic where Homer was standing.

"I know you don't talk to me as often as I have, but I have something I want to show you!" The man stood and motioned for him to walk into the living room. He stopped beside the sofa where J.D. delivered some mail. He held out four fingers to Homer that were tied with two strands of

>a 747
lol CIA does not fly around in a 747, friendo. Needing a runway that big would limit his potential flight plans unnecessarily

It's a big plane

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Classic Bran.

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