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the struggle is real
based and PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖHpilled
I would have fucked him in his snout if he tried to mess with my shit
fucking based 'phant
Me in an elephant suit.
BASED
toxic masculinity and lonely entitled men strike again
typical incelephant
Based
incelephant lmao
incelphant
Idris Elba
Stfu whore.
God he's literally just like me
DAE incelephant?? XD
redditor detected, fuck off
Elephant Rogers
Shut the fuck up and go back to r/tryhards
an incelephant never forgets all the times stacies ignored him
sure you would have mate
Kek
Elliphant Rodger
why did it spend so much time trampling that one guy
Me
>Rajesh keeps just filming
>Get fucking rekt and stomped out by an elephant
>"Grab him by the arms and drag him, Suresh!"
lol
>cute elephant cant find a gf
what hope is there for the rest of us bros
why are elephants so based
he angered ganesh
truly a man dedicated to his job as a cameraman
Hulk (old movies)
>one less pajeet on the planet
That elephant is a hero.
Why do south indians keep getting rekt by phannies
the beta uprising begins with the elephants
I bet he posted here
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more Elephant kino?
Virgin with rage.
Why doesn't he just have sex Yea Forums?
>get your train derailed by an elephant
>realize the elephant is so based the only right thing to do is memorialize it for being such a sick badass
Underrated.
They should make elephant real dolls for those countries.
Because they're pretty smart animals and it was thinking 'you, I'm gonna fuck you up specifically'.
>why did it spend so much time trampling that one guy
It caught him
>Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
Are elephants the most kino animal? Serious question.
have sex
Why do third worlders always just shuffle around to gawk at dangerous animals, impending explosions, etc. at a "safe" distance and then get killed when first worlders seem to run the fuck away as soon as they catch wind that shit is going down?
You would think watching half your family die of being poor sewer-drinkers would make you more aware of mortal danger and the comfy people in non-shitholes would be detached and feel like it couldn't happen to them, but it's the opposite.
just wanna spend the rest of my life eating good food, traveling and smoking pot,all without having to work my ass off for a single second.
How about it?
He had shit on his hands, and a shit covered camera is better than a shit covered camera + a shit covered street shitter.
>Why do third worlders always just shuffle around to gawk at dangerous animals
because theyre raised to be hardcore men to stand in the face of danger not keyboard warrior alt right /pol/ pussies
>5 minute read
why
>2019
>dying to an animal
truly a world super power
Throwing bricks in a mask doesn't make you a warrior lad
>incelephants huh
Why is living in china and india like living in irl final destination
Real answer, because there are like 2.5 billion people in those two countries alone so statistically you are far more likely to see shit like this from there
Chadwick Boseman
Me. I could play that elephant.
very nice
Supreme gentlephant
Also the primitive living conditions increase the odds
That guys dead, his insides are done. Head and organs are crushed
and they have "people" flipping out over a pitbull in this country.. pffft they have no clue what ferociousity really looks like
Gamers rise up
Go on bitches Tell hin to have sex in his face and see what hapoens
primitive living + extremely advance living
you have people who believe in ghosts and other stuff while also having someone right next to them with a 4k camera
well, have you seen what a pitbull can do to the face of a toddler?
>Even for non-humans, incels are a major threat
Could not make this shit up
mgtow is just /cool wine aunt/ for manchildren
That's china
India is like living in the jungle book with a bunch of Moglies
literally the saddest video I've seen this year :'(
based
Are you a toddler? The elephant literally killed a full grown adult in 3 seconds
Either try to distract the elephant or run, this person should get a beatdown for filming in a situation like this.
Elephants are so fucking cool.
>Because one animal can kill more people animals that kill less arent dangerous
Great logic there m8
>Either try to distract the elephant or run
Distracting might not be a good idea unless you have some safe place to run to very quickly where the oliphant can't chase since they're faster than humans
Call it logic, I call it: you're a pussy
>incels are spreading their ideology across species
Very scared 2bh
It's called musth and all adult male elephants go through it. It's why elephant herds are matriarchal and full of females while bulls are loners. The females kick them out because they will literally attack females and babies on musth--they can't control their aggression at all
Easy.
i think humans could learn a lesson from this haha
based
I'm sure the guy in the green shirt was bad, maybe a tax evader.
based retarded pitty mommy
She dindu nuffin.
I'M SO HORNY AND LONELY PRÖÖÖÖHHH
>haha dude a gun can kill you instantaneously so why are you afraid of this knife haha?
You're a faggot and things you're scared of proves how gay you are
That thing could stomp you into a pancake
>deathly scared of a dog
>to the point of hysteria
>unaware he's showing everyone his first world problems
SAVE ME RAJESH
AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You're really projecting onto everyone who replies to you buddy. You're also being obtuse so i think you're either sub-90 iq or shitposting.
You should be, roastie whore.
Who cares. We know you're just baiting at this point.
>admitting that you aren't part of the first world
embarrassing
>living in the first world
>doesn't care about the problems he faces there
Stop being retarded.
who are you quoting?
I like the guy who chucks something at the elephant after it started walking away. Yeah, smart move, potentially piss off the giant animal.
>projecting
By comparing your pooch phobia to that video.. it kinda makes you look like a massive bitch.
And you know this.. and now you're red faced and desperately trying to cover your tracks
You were the first one to bring up pitbulls my man.
Sounds like you have dog cock on the brain
Exposing your bitch asses all over this thread
pitbulls and mass shootings are mostly an american thing tho retard
accurate
Thank you for shitting up a comfy elephant thread with your IPDF shitposting. This is my last reply.
>pitbulls are mostly an American thing
Are they? I can't stand pits.
>first world problems
Aww boo-boo, wanna binky. Here's hanky to dry ur widdle eyes.. agooogoo. Dat bad ol doggy won't hurt lil Justin
Widdle Joshy and his fear of dogs. Cry me a fucking river
Why are elephants so based bros
male elephants are unable to control themselves and are kicked out of very tightly knit elephant communities when they start to mature.
female elephants make up the majority of the community and are incredibly intelligent; only slightly less intelligent than humans.
really makes you think.
I want to be bros with an elephant
Definitely /OurElephant/
daschunds attack WAY more people than Pitbulls. People that are terrified of Pitbulls are A: cowards, and B: misinformed by sensationalist propaganda.
You hear of literally EVERY attack by a pitbull, while nigger fucking golden retrievers and labs bite kids all the time and nobody gives a shit.
So just so i have your point straight here, people whose kids are killed by dogs should man the fuck up and get over it because on the other side of the world people get sometimes killed by elephants?
gotta make sure he's dead
>daschunds attack WAY more people than Pitbulls
Except they're tiny and do minimal damage when they do.
>nobody gives a shit.
Stop assuming. Poorly trained big dogs shouldn't be around little kids. Doesn't change the fact that most fatal dog attacks come from guard dog breeds like pit bulls, mastiffs, German shepherds, etc. Unless you're well trained to work with these breeds, you simply shouldn't bring them into a home with children.
Lol. Is he Yea Forums's spirit animal?
last year around 62 people got killed by rampaging elephants worldwide.
last year 1400 americans got mauled to death by pitbulls.
which country is the final destination again?
Yeah, sure. That's why their entire "society" is a buncg if lard asses marching around in the wilderness and getting killed by poachers.
So like us...
underrated
Don't bother, the guy's literally retarded
He's also a coward that doesn't reply to posts that roast him
he cute
Yes.
What a ucking baby
>fourteen thousand more pajeets born in the time it took that elephant to trample one
Stampy (Simpsons)
Fuck yes kino based swag
>pipeline leak in 3rd world
>everyone brings their friends and family
>kids play in the gasoline geyser as older relatives fill up their buckets
>everyone dies a fiery death
As a spectator, I approve of this.
I agree, the biggest problem facing our society is golden retriever supremacy keeping pitbull minorities down
We are entering a new era of multiculturalism and if golden retrievers are to survive they must learn to be welcoming and mix with pitbulls
Imagine being such a chad that you could fuck up a hippo.
It's a TRUNK not a snout ,jesusc
>So like us...
Correct
nice one
OUTTA MY WAY HIPPO FUCKING SHITS
what a life. Throwing dirt at other animals for the lulz and eating grass
he was having sex
outta my way, rhino fucking shits
I feel like my life would be improved 10x if I could just eat leaves and grass.
must've sounded better in the head
You are fucked. And not how would you want to be fucked. Sorry
Incelephant
Coming Summer 2020
Wtf are these full-grown hippos? A hippo is a big as a WW golf
>when first worlders seem to run the fuck away as soon as they catch wind that shit is going down?
Y
Lol at your ignorance
Elephants are Chad by default
>act... natural...
Males ARE unironically entitled to females, stay mad bitch
Kek
More like thot removal
NOW GIT
Reminder that elephant trunks are basically the upper lips so its kissing her butt
Extremely underrated kek, now I want the Bollywood version of Nightcrawler
Where are his tusks?
Dumbo, Part II: War Path
FUCK TRAINS
FUCK RAILROADS
AND FUCK LOGISTICS INFRASTRUCTURE
What a life. He could probably suck on her tits and get away with it.
I love when prime life crush an invasive species
based. smack dat ass
Holy fuck how would you kill a hippo with a bow.
stealth archer
And for dinner we're having Nile Crocodile.
>"RAWR im a big scary elephant!" *trips* "fuck, MOMMMMMMMMMMM"
You forgot the bit where the thieves were smoking cigarettes. And nobody stopped them. And nobody thought "Hey this is a bad idea".
female asian elephants dont have tusks
Why do you think I vote Republican?
BAWHGOD HE BROKE HIM IN HALF
>forced to slap some dumb thots ass while your poo slave master jabs you in the side with something sharp
I thought tigers were the Indians natural enemy?
Disgusting freaking INCEL TERRORIST.
YUUUUCK
It's over for tusklets
>Nice car nigga, mind if i borrow it?
based dumbo the pajeet slayer
Thank god the pitbull faggot is gone.
I'm glad we can all share in this elekino
is that his dick hanging between the legs?????
elephants are so fucking based
>tfw no based mammoths anymore
oh yeah
HOW THE FUCK CAN WE COMPETE WITH THE BEC BREHS
>Elephant spends 5 minutes curbstomping Pajeet into paste and then leaves
>Apu comes running out and throws a rock at departing elephant, "Yeah, you'd BETTER run!"
WORLD SUPER POWER BY 2020!
Serious question here: Do people not realize that "rape" is the most common form of reproduction in male larger dimorphism animal species? Every time I bring this up it seems to trigger people but it's true. Raping females is the #1 most common way that animals reproduce (in species where the male is larger than the female so like, most mammals pretty much but not most other animals)
Same desu
Shit, nigga. His pull out game on point.
literally me
You have to lead by example. Just rape as many women as you can find. Even the smallest spark can start an inferno. I think you have what it takes so go get 'em.
cring and yike
>2 pump chump, doesn't care if the bitch is enjoying it
>skeets all over the parking lot
Absolutely based
tfw no deinotherium kino
I already have a gf who has a higher sex drive than me so I don't want to do that
It's not cringe or yikes, in the field it's called "brute force" but it's just rape.
They wish, they are nothing more than maggots
BASED AND REDPILLED
Neutral
CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED
reality can feel like a family guy sketch sometimes
Rape was the #1 way humanity reproduced until about 7000 years ago. There's a reason 85% of women orgasm during rape, female orgasms actually boost the chances of pregnancy. The reason it's got such a stigma is because some 10/10 upper class woman doesn't want some gnarly orc Pajeet emptying his balls in her high-rent pussy, these days. There's enough humans that women get to be discerning.
Stay mad faggot
The males of the species usually battle it out for the rights to mate. The females don't always abide when they don't feel like it. They snap and get angry at them and the males hold off until another time. Mating is a usually a seasonal thing for them as well, not for fun.
Rape isn't how our closest evolutionary relatives reproduce so I'm gonna call bullshit.
No they are not manlet. The universe dies not owe u a girlfriend die mad about it cunt.
7000 years ago only 20% of males reproduced succesfully
>brave
>strong
>independent
>very scared 2bh
Dilate
>t. dolphin
It's still about 20-40%.
This isn't true and you are so blue pilled it's funny. Stay fuckless incel
So they rape to continue their gene pool
>Exposing yourself this easily
I already have a girlfriend and we're already entering the period of history where significant other is considered a human right. Multiple nations are already establishing government teen dating programs.
There's nothing wrong with manlets hateful prejudiced bitch, stay mad about it
Not the same guy.
Stay mad.
You sound fat :(
You're describing a tournament lek. Rape is common during those, and many times a female will want to mate wth a different male but then a bigger male will beat them both up and rape her. It happens a lot so females figure out ways to sneak around them and stuff. It'd very cool.
>Multiple nations are already establishing government teen dating programs.
Sauce me up senpai
They smashed the patriarchy
wtf are these people living in medieval times?? wtf
That's his wallet.
Chimpanzees rape females ALL THE RIME wtf are you talking about. In Bonobos the only reason males don't rape females is because they're the same size so they aren't strong enough and the females suppress the male desire to rape by fucking them all the time anyway.
What an asshole
Is he okay?
>Multiple nations are already establishing government teen dating programs
if chimps were everywhere, and had full freedom the way people do, we'd have a fucking serious problem
fuck, that's some heavy shit
>Chimpanzees rape females ALL THE RIME
Proof? How does an animal consent vs not consent anyway?
Are you sub70 IQ or is this just a bad day?
Singapore
livescience.com
There are more sources from there, it's pretty commonly known though.
I'm doing a masters in mathematics and I have a pretty high IQ. Also I'm on my phone so sorry for spelling errors and shit
chimps don't rape all the time (if animals can even be raped as it's defined by humans). they do it occasionally like all other species. besides, female chimps are whores that let basically anyone fuck them unless the alpha chimp(s) in the pack try to stop this.
Your waifu body pillow does not count. Stay mad ugly stupid manlet kek.
>Singapore
what the fuck you're not lying
msf.gov.sg
You're retarded. Stay mad that males are entitled to women lmao
Big dick playa
Alpha chimps usually dole out females to other chimps to keep their top position secured.
Also, see how this is triggering people again? I told you guys this would happen. People get really angry when you show that animals aren't nice to each other for some reason.
>state-provided asian gf
Was it kino?
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>Nice animal thread
>Incels ruin it with rape propaganda
You chickenshits are too scared to ask girls out, and you think you could pull off a rape?
I would like to see get beat up by women and then beaten half to death in prison.
It's consented so it's okay
he's a big guy
Fucking nice, they're years ahead of the west
yeah but that's not really rape; the female chimps almost never object to it. i would go as far as saying female chimps CAN'T be raped because they're such whores already.
It's the elephant society's fault for raising such a toxic animal.
Says the incel who's buttmad he can't get a girl. All women belong to Chad. Also you're an idiot for thinking girls are on this board lmfao
But how is that "rape"?
My point is that the concept of consent is purely a human one. Just as the concept of morality is. Animals murder and rape babies. Imposing human standards of consent onto animals is dumb.
It's not a real Yea Forums thread if it doesn't turn into a rape/race b8 circle jerk desu
>wtf are these people living in medieval times?? wtf
Most if India still doesn't have indoor plumbing and they shit publicly in the streets and on beaches.
why do girls think elephants are cute?
i think they're horrifying
is he leveling up his sneaking
so literally like today?
Is there a reason why you massive useless faggots never link anything?
dailymail.co.uk
I have a girlfriend I told you this, I'm not lying about doing a masters in math and having a girl. keep your weird cuck fetishes out of my based zoology lesson faggot, I'll seoi nage you and choke you out if you try to step to me again.
>There's nothing wrong with manlets
Yea Forums
A place for elephant cumming webms, manlets calling manlets manlets, and rape
damn son. didn't know elephants had this in em
I mean maybe, I think they're in a perpetuatal state of stockHolm syndrome or something like it.
I get what you're saying. I think that this is wishful thinking though to try to lesson the brutality of animals and it's almost sort of used as a way to separate mating behavior in humans from animals. Although yea what you're saying is like the standard way to think about it and it makes sense.
reddit tourist go back
What's wrong with rape?
Cool story bro. As I said, tulpas don't count and you supposed lifestory is more proof of your incel rage. Thanks for the kek bro!
>incelephant carnage
Manlets are objectively superior and I can prove it mathematically. Don't make me do it user
lol
why do shitskin videos always have a couple of giant watermarks floating around?
>female asian elephants dont have tusks
Uh, my asian elephant ex had some tusks so clearly some of them do
Whatever loser, stay mad that you have nothing but rage at the facts I've posted so far. All you can do is project your disgusting cuck fantasies and call me names.
Pathetic
>perpetuatal state of stockHolm syndrome
no, because some female chimps will leave their pack to go slut it up in another. they're just whores.
Screaming at this
Fucking virgin freaks think this board is their safe space
>Let internet tough guy reply
Fuck you're even more pathetic then you let on before. Never seen someone cuck themselves lol.
underrated
Let's go, Mark is drunk again.
>I think that this is wishful thinking though to try to lesson the brutality of animals
No, its not "lessoning" anything. It's saying that applying human morality to creatures utterly incapable of the notion is senseless. No animal is responsible for its behavior like a human is because they have no more sense of right a wrong than a toddler does at best. If a human infant had the ability to, it would literally murder someone if that were the easiest way to get fed. Are we going to start talking about the brutality of babies? Of course not. Because we understand that their brains have no concept of right and wrong.
Kek what's facts? Your buttmad cringy diatribes are not facts brainlet, you are just more proof manlets should be state executed.
haha retards, thinking they can outwit nature's beasts
I thought that was only for bonobos, although I could be wrong.
If I'm pathetic, all of you aren't even human.
>You're calling me names and making cry
>"Y-youre the loser"
Talk about a self own kek.
Dude stop crying and man up you're so pathetic no wonder women avoid you like the plague.
someone should make a skyrim sneak level up edit
I've posted sources dumbass.
You wouldn't be able to execute us idiot. If there was a serious manlet vs lanklet war lanklets would have absolutely no chance of victory whatsoever wed BTFO you so hard it wouldn't even be a war. Stay mad.
This is exactly what I said was going to happen. I state a fact about mating, people get angry but they can't refute it so they start deflectong, projecting, after name calling.
Meanwhile I actually honestly am doing a masters I math and I have a GF. Accepting facts about nature does not make someone low IQ or an incel you dumb shits
got me
Women find me charming and handsome and intelligent.
no, bonobos just fuck everything. they do not care about gender age attractiveness or anything else; they just fuck.
female chimps are actually whores that try to get as much jizz as possible (somewhat like insects do).
KINO AS FUCK
I don't even know which movie reference to make here to keep it Yea Forums
We need to make a thread on /his/ about war elephants
Straight to DVD disaster flick.
you're not entitled to mens wallets, shut the fuck up, roastie
the only time you give a fuck about men is when you want something from them
>You're low iq
>I t-totally have a gf!
Kek you just keep digging that hole deeper retard. Anyway thanks for the laugh, I'm off as I'm gonna be fucking too bitches tonight, seriously I'm glad manlets like you exist, helps guys like me get more pussy. Later jabba the hut.
extremely large number of people + availability of cameras = more crazy shenanigans caught on tape
Ive always thought that humans should mimick bonobo society desu.
Your mom doesn't count, she has to say that she's ur mom.
go back
And now the fatty runs away while pretending he's not a projecting incel.
Stay mad
imagine getting Hand Banana'd by an elephant
>Look everyone I'm projecting.jpeg
bonobos also engage in babyfuck babyfuck it's awwright so probably not the best idea to have.
Srs answer, Indian Elephants have a "rage" season where they get this weird red mould shit around their eyes, where they will unironically murder anyone in their path.
You're going to have to accept that intelligent handsome men can have ideas you don't like. Accepting the data and evidence that rape is supremely common in the animal kingdom does not someone make me a virgin or an idiot. I didn't get to the position I'm in by denying reality.
Get out of the basement and start to research about the world around you.
tell me more
this can turn into a good short horror story
why is it ok when animals do it?
Who wouldn't take their time torturing a pajeet?
Yes, you are. That's why I'm telling you to stop it.
I didn't know that. I knew that incest was very common but not to babies
did those guys take him back for a rematch?
Yikes. What an entitled elephant. No one deserves the right to mate, sweetie.
Lack of premeditation. Same reason why crimes of passion are viewed as less severe as those that are plotted
Then find a man to marry you.
PRÖÖÖHHH :DDD
fucking, uh... based
How do you know that the elephant didn't plan this.
damn... u right
Lack of developed prefrontal cortex
Holy shit imagine being so big that you can scare and kick around animals like hippos, gnus and rhinos like an human could do with a cat for example
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Hippo fucking shits
SCHNNOOORRTTT
SCHLUUURRRPPP
a lot of people don't know that there are chimp rapists, chimp serial killers, chimp wars, there are chimp gang rapes. Like, there are mother-daughter chimp team that when other chimps leave to hunt they kill and hide the body and then come back like nothing happened.
Every time a clan of chimps meet in the jungle they make a B line to each other and they war immediately, but chance encounters between bonobos end in orgies.
savannah shitposting
:3
yes but seals are close
it's called musth and all male elephants go through it. basically they go insane because they are constantly dealing with extreme pain from glands swelling behind their eyes and testosterone levels that are like 10x normal. pajeets tie them to trees and starve them until their body can't sustain it anymore. they attack and try to kill basically anything, even female elephants that want to fuck, they see when they're in musth.
incest isn't that common. it's probably the one thing bonobos actually try to avoid.
equivalent to the receding chin incel meme
no wonder they don't exist anymore
>Men
But it's an elephant
Excuse me, its gnu/linuxes or as I've taken to calling it, gnu+linuxes.
blessed thread
Male elephants regularly go full Godzilla whenever they can't fuck something
Fat little water dog. Apparently the infection from their bites can seriously fuck you up
I do know all of this, having studied anthropology extensively in college. What i also know from that is that people fall into a dangerous game of humanizing other great apes by focusing on similarities in behavior. Chimp brains have never developed the complex decision making processes that humans have over millions of years of selecting for the smartest human. They are closer to us than other animals in the same way mars is closer to us than Jupiter. It's still a fucking giant gap and acting like chimps are subject to human morality and ethics is like saying a human 3 year old is.
that's one pissed off pachyderm
yup, this makes me sad and angry as fuck. i would rather slaughter all those niggers than that innocent elephant. niggers also too dumb to use non lethal tranq ammo. fucking retards.
solid letterman/norm reference
>Chlorinated
STOP YOU WILL GET SICK
go back to twitter, faggot
africa exists