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Liam Price
Easton Hughes
I can't stop laughing
Aiden Turner
>they're not even on the aircraft!!
Secrets revealed at last!
Adrian Reed
I don't understand.
Leo Fisher
you put a quote and it fills in the rest
Zachary Edwards
CIA: TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
NARRATOR: When the CIA learned of their operation, all hell broke loose. They fired on a dozen airplanes and blew up three. The Navy ordered the destruction of a cargo ship the night before the bombings.
The CIA then flew helicopters inside Cuba to shoot down any planes that they came across. They burned out buildings and destroyed cars, and killed thousands in the process. They burned out the houses and burned down the cars. It was ugly stuff.
Then came word that the attack had been a cover, created by Castro's spy agents: the U.S. was targeting the Cubans. They ordered the Air Force to attack the Cuban military. The Cubans responded with overwhelming numbers; Castro was forced to give up some of his planes, making it difficult to destroy the Cuban base. The Cubans took their attack to America with flying colors, and the CIA began investigating the Cuban operations. Their next target
John Ward
DEEP LORE
WHO IS BIB
Connor Martinez
Jesus Quintana: Are you ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. I want to fucking fucking rip your ass off. I want to fucking rip you both apart! I want to fucking take your holes and fucking fucking fucking bite them off as the fuck I fuck them.
Giles: *HITS DIO WITH SHOTS* Hey, you're so fucking hot! *STOPS* Hey, hey! Hey!
Liam: *GIVES GILES THE FUCKING BITE, BLOWS THE BITE OUT OF HIM, AND WINGS HIM OFF* (Giles tries to jump away)
Liam: *GIVES GILES THE FUCKING BITE, BLOWS THE BITE OUT OF HIM, AND WINGS HIM OFF* (After being kicked aside by Liam)
Dios mio: *SHOT AS CLAMPS*
Liam:
Hannah: Well, there they are.
Hannah: They're from the fucking Seminary.
[DIO pulls out a huge knife, SLITES IT IN. His brother hits the knife with it, and drops the other.]
Andrew Rogers
no fucking way...
Parker Cruz
what the fuck
Tyler Russell
Josiah Hughes
Completion
.44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world, an almost impossible challenge.
What had been a quiet family affair was seized by agents from an American family member of a prominent Nigerian businessman, whom it was alleged was connected to drug trafficking and human smuggling operations in the country.
The Nigerian authorities were shocked by the allegations that it was Sarmadi's cousin and a family friend – the father of a young boy who was being held at the orphanage – that had been taken and taken care of by a senior American official in an effort to protect him from allegations of drug trafficking charges.
Officials say that US officials had promised Sarmadi's cousins that if they had any information at all about the matter, they could be released from custody and allowed to return home.
They say that once they were granted permission in March, the US agents, accompanied by
Logan Foster
Kek
More!
Aaron Cruz
lol wtf
Dominic Campbell
that's impressive
Brayden Roberts
lol
Alexander Davis
it just cuts off there
Camden Sanders
Luke Green
Juan Clark
Jaxson Young
Alternate ending
Joseph Bailey
William Baker
what the fuck?
James Sanders
a good cliffhanger
Hudson Campbell
>Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally.
There will never be any sexual desire in you as an adult, because no one ever likes having sex with your daughters. There will be no desire to see a girl cry. But that doesn't take away from the fact that your dad is still your sexual and emotional parent. It does only make you want to get the fuck off of his dick. If you go down that road of seeking out that "love" that you feel for your daughter, and you have your own family that will be more to your liking, then good for you. But if you're trying to get that woman you love (and you should, you are such a big deal) to have sex with you, you are going to have a lot of fun, and you are going to love what you have to do.
The reason for this, you can tell, because you will have to stop worrying about all of the other...
Noah Roberts
kek
what the fuck
Jayden Jenkins
what in the fuck
Jack Baker
An erotic tale
Julian Sanders
Brayden James
>Who paid you to grab Doctor Pavel?
>That he wanted to spend the rest of his life behind bars.
>You're a very skilled marksman?
>You are, indeed.
>You must have had some special training at the Academy.
>Not in anything remotely practical.
>But I suppose I have my faults too.
>It's not like I did anything of import; I was born into poverty, after all.
>As many others I know, though, do spend their early years in prisons and hospitals, and after their release have gone on to make a name for themselves.
>But the Academy didn't see it that way. I was sent for a medical examination after breaking a promise. Wasn't my father the one making the promise?
>The way he phrased it, I should've been sent to prison instead.
>But he was just joking.
>Yes indeed.
>I mean, he was. But I was a child, just like you are.
>Well, that was a mistake. I'll pay you back for that.
>The Academy wouldn't accept a bribe.
I think my AI is broken
Brody Jenkins
I read that in Trump's voice
Jaxson Perez
This thing's pretty good
Charles Scott
What did he mean by this?
Gavin Rivera
>It's a Jewgle makes everything political episode
Colton Rogers
dobler, the spider man
Jaxson Flores
Carson Lewis
>look, you wanna get into a spider man fight, here's my ninja suit, you go for it
Samuel Davis
>we made a nueral network that reads fapfiction
Pretty based
Hunter Rodriguez
Jaxon Anderson
Mine is better
Easton Gray
Angel Reyes
Luis Bennett
lewd
kek
Luis Gutierrez
Jace Butler
One stinky dinky. No, it should have been her, but she never did, and now she's dead, and no one's going to find her. And what's going to happen to her parents? Will they get to see their little girl again? A sad girl, who had her body mutilated by a gang of boys from the city's old gang, and now all they know is that she just was one dirty little piece of shit; and if they did find her, then they would probably be all over her because every time she comes forward, some gang member gets hurt in revenge. It's got nothing to do with her own life, but she knows she's a piece of shit for this whole fucking thing, and the gang just wants revenge. It doesn't matter if she's the only one from the city whose name I remember.
Ethan Jones
poetry and shieeeeet
Lincoln Turner
I am literally crying I'm laughing so hard at some of these
Chase Cook
Jordan Green
Chase Ramirez
is this the glorious baneposting reneissance?
Isaac Wright
Michael Flores
>if you get my drift
Logan Smith
MOMS GONNA FREAK
Asher Jackson
W-what did he mean by this?
Ian Howard
Sneed’s Seed and Feed, Formerly Chuck’s Fuck and Suck . "The only thing I can say about Jack has been that I will be eating, sleeping, breathing, and talking nothing in the name of God in his name."
The rest of his lyrics are a mixture of folk and rock. The lyrics of a lot of his songs are about his sexual adventures with women. One of the verses deals with the same problem as the verses of some of the other songs. It talks about how he's turned into a woman before, and as he gets older, she becomes a woman again. So he ends up becoming one of the men who have sex with women again just because he can't handle having sex with women in general. He's getting off at the same time that he has sex with women because women don't want to have sex with men. I've got no clue.
But let me get back to the issue of Jack's career. It wasn't that he couldn't write,
Grayson Howard
I hope so
Connor Reyes
Can't believe no one else has done this
Bentley Diaz
Hot
Brody Flores
Zachary Lewis
I came
Aiden Wilson
Adrian Brown
Completion
Violet! you're turning violet Violet! [Juggernaut!] Oh, Violet, who are you? A hero or a traitor? He's just a man I'm helping, he doesn't deserve this. Come to where no man has gone before... and join me. [Enter Violet as she approaches. We see her eyes widen as she turns violet around her hand and throws it through the chest of the man.] Oh, Lord Protector, you betrayed me! [Juggernaut attacks, but Violet stands up] Oh, poor Violet! I know that! You're sorry for what you said, I'm sorry I let you down! I'm sorry I let you feel ashamed of yourself! Oh, Violet, tell the truth, it's okay. What I did was for your own good! And now you'll go! You'll go to... the next place! The place that's where all the good men go! [Juggernaut drops down, and Violet jumps up] Oh! [He drops again, and now Violet drops down even further] Oh! Oh, oh oh, the power of the dark! Oh, your love! Oh, oh. This is
i entered a willy wonka quote and got half a script to a xmen movie
Elijah Butler
Nolan James
What did it mean by this?
Luis Miller
Uh....
If you put in
>CELLS
then
REVOLUTION MACHINE comes up about a dozen times in something that reads like a computer gaining sentience
Logan Edwards
doesn't produce very good alex jones rants so I won't post em
Sebastian Mitchell
damn...
Landon Cruz
Shockingly coherent
Adrian Rogers
Thanks for this OP, this is awesome.
can't sneedfags even take fucking screenshots? what is it about some memes that cater to the differently able.
Chase Morris
Based
Ian Sullivan
This is some next level X-files right here.
Jayden Murphy
Oliver Clark
Not Yea Forums but a bit... off.
Julian Morales
based as fuck
Dominic Robinson
Thomas Kelly
umm guys, i think i just accidentally made some kickass
big daddy/ hit girl fanfiction
it got real weird real fast
Eli Carter
redpilled
Jose Fisher
Alexander Ortiz
Hunter Scott
nice
Luis Ward
Uh...Did I just get fucking redpilled by this this?
Edit: wow thanks for the gold everyone! I thought you would hate me for being a phoneposter but this is too much!
Jack Price
nows lets fuck your ass like a slut
Tyler Rogers
Turns out taking the mask off does hurt
Carter Martin
Protip: press the share button and you get a nice png download
Aaron Powell
Holy fuck
Joseph Bailey
Landon Lewis
Lucas Cox
haha holy shit
Bentley Nguyen
Footfags eternally btfo
Christian Davis
Josiah Myers
Obviously some memer had trained the AI for that.
Angel Gomez
redpilled post and nice dubs
Isaac Myers
i did that earlier and got this
Hudson Brooks
Hudson King
oh my God I'm dead
Nicholas Morgan
Joshua Murphy
i read this in nick cages voice
Michael Ramirez
Fucking lost
Jackson Thomas
>Man, this one is for your mother, not me. The one on the right is from me and she was once pregnant with me and it ended in a miscarriage.
deep incest
Jason Perry
shut it down
Aaron King
It doesn't speak Dwarf, Umgak version 2nd try
Ayden James
Another redpilled answer, coming up!
Blake Smith
>I like to sit on my ass with my dick in it.
incredible
Christian Rivera
this is now canon
Wyatt Perez
holy shit did /pol/ make this
Evan Rodriguez
Now THIS is quality television!
Owen Gutierrez
Connor Foster
David Harris
Nicolas cage was onto something here.
Nintendo fags btfo.
Owen Scott
Hunter Flores
Doug Walker having a schizophrenic episode.
Angel Davis
Cooper Rivera
Holy fuck. Absolutely based
Jack Russell
Walter White : I am the one who knocks! !!!
Walter White : You better not come out here and talk to me! !!!
John : Oh my god... I know something is wrong.
Walter : [shouting] Come on! Come on! I love you! Don't you miss me? !!!
John : [shouting] I don't want you talking to me! I never miss you! [pointing] You're only talking to yourself!
Walter : You were going to let me do that to you, too?
John : You got me mad again!
Walter : Hey, you did! I have just the thing for you. Oh, and when you're with Betty, I'll just go to the next room, and you and me! I can do anything, no need to worry.
Doreen : That looks good!
Walter White : No, no. I want you on it again sometime soon!
Jerry : No! No! No!
[Walter White's head blows off, and his face morphs into Doreen. Betty is standing on the wall.]
[Walter turns his head and the face of the show character is back in effect.]
[Walter opens the door and looks inside,
Luke Powell
this got abstract
Julian Young
>Nigger: [wakes up and puts a hand on Pepe's belly] Look! They're just going to call me by my nickname!
based AI
Jacob Phillips
>just came harder than I have in weeks to a weird fanfiction this wrote for me
Time for bed
Angel Rodriguez
Redpilled as fuck
Chase Hill
Jeremiah Rivera
>eat his cock
top kek
Camden Nguyen
Tyler Richardson
Mason Price
300 was deeper than anyone imagined.
Gavin Clark
What a ride
Justin Thompson
absolutely lewd
Dominic Butler
I can't breath
Connor Bell
His last words before he dies in a justified police shooting
Thomas Fisher
I'm fucking dying
Oliver Russell
Juan Wright
wtf
Brody Robinson
Sneakers O’Toole: I’m not taking my sneakers off, I am Sneakers O’Toole!
In an interview with the Daily Mail, the singer says that she felt bad for the child, and was only trying to help him to be happy, not to ruin his childhood. It doesn't sound like she did everything she could to help her friend.
Sneakers O’Toole: I never want to cause harm to anyone.
The parents are currently appealing the fine, which carries a two-year prison sentence.
Gavin Turner
Henry Davis
>A white guy, black guy and a jew walk into a bar
and a black man tells him to fuck off and goes over and tells the black guys that he is in a bar with a blonde female. the first one says "I am sorry, but that's rude," to "I'm sorry that the second one does that" then goes back to the bartender saying "I am tired of your shit"
what the fuck is that?
he can also say his own language or he can say "I'm tired of hearing it, you fucking bitch! YOU BETTER READ!"
you bet I do and I do not.
I have no patience for your kind.
I don't know why all those people are making you this angry.
Josiah Scott
this thing is a fucking goldmine
Adrian Bell
What in the world
Chase Collins
Amazing.
Jason Gomez
>Hiro
wow
Ian Cook
reminder that jannies actually do this
Easton Collins
what the fuck
can people pay for ad space in this
Gavin Torres
Completion
>You want to know how I got these scars? Well? I'm the Joker, baby.
I'm the Clown Prince of Crime."
—Batman
In this flashback from Batman's flashback in A Detective Story, Bruce has finally returned a phone from his friend Wayne. He tells Wayne where he has hidden his costume from, and how one of his contacts had recently stolen his weapon in Afghanistan with an explosive device.
Andrew Brown
Dynasty Warriors: Hyrule
Bentley Lewis
sequel
Hudson Martinez
>James Rolfe is a cuckold who loves to brag about his sexual exploits in front of hundreds of people at parties (and sex parties)
this is too fucking good
Easton Roberts
Did you know that D&D used this AI to write the Battle of Winterfell?
Jayden Foster
my sides hurt
Landon Thompson
>Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice
>This movie is worse than Hitler.
>could have been written by a Jewish man.
Austin Moore
Record Scratch. Freeze Frame. "Yeah…that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.
Well, it's kind of my fault." It didn't seem that I was the only one who had heard her speak as she took her seat in the seat next to me. I smiled at the woman's smile before turning to face the woman who sat a little further away than me. "And I'd like to have an honest conversation with you about this." My eyes drifted from the man who sat across from me to one that was directly across her face from mine. "What do you have to say?" I asked with a look that said, in essence, that I wasn't going to be silenced by the women who had been in her shoes before. That made me pause as I thought about how long I'd been waiting to take such a conversation to the next step. Finally, even though the women didn't seem to have any reason to doubt that I was talking to them, I let my eyes linger on them for what felt
Ethan Lopez
>And then without warning... their heads exploded.
They screamed and screamed and finally one of them let out a screaming scream of a blood-curdling, screaming scream."
They said the two children who were killed in the crash didn't appear to survive.
Police are taking statements from witnesses.
Police on Friday searched an intersection of Interstate 40 and North Lincoln Highway near the scene of a car accident north of Lincoln in the rural town of Eufaula.
Officers said a car collided with a school bus Sunday afternoon.
According to an Eufaula police spokesperson:
A northbound southbound pickup truck slammed into a stopped school bus just before 8 p.m. in the area of I-40 and North Lincoln Highway.
The northbound pickup went into the northbound school bus at the intersection, but then crashed into the bus at another intersection.
Two children -- a 4-year-old girl and a.
Isaiah White
It's a japanese doujin, obv.
Brayden Lopez
>ABATAP WAS GEORGE LUCAS THIS WHOLE TIME
Jose Cooper
Jose Gonzalez
Am I reading what I think I'm reading?
Nicholas Young
this shit is so fucking Orwellian. Give it 10 years and normies will have freshly baked movies straight from the IT department. this could turn black mirror real fast.
Ryder Gutierrez
>she's your ancient creep god
holy fuck I can't breath
Jaxson Clark
The sequel
Jayden Sullivan
oh god this is perfect
Isaiah Campbell
based mike
William Robinson
Evan Wood
Connor Rodriguez
Oh it's been done
Henry Bell
Oliver Phillips
I'm more worried about the part were most of humanity turns useless for economic productivity.
Ethan Gomez
Ethan Mitchell
Lincoln Reyes
that fucking painful exchange had me laughing audibly
Kevin Bailey
F
Kayden Rivera
>"Hell will welcome me!" He screamed as the dagger plunged deep into his bare chest.
Without thinking, the boy was thrown against the nearby roof, leaving him bloodied and bleeding. As the wind picked up into a stronger blast, the boy stumbled to one side when he heard a familiar sound. A voice answered his crying in a loud, "I-I love you...!"
The boy looked down to see that it was his old nemesis, Zora Thul. He had been dead for ten years, dead from lack of sleep, dead from the abuse he had had to endure from Thul. He had been betrayed by Zora when she tried to murder his family and the others in the Thule Tribe by tricking Thul with the knowledge she had of Zora's true nature. He had also found out that Zora's true agenda was to take over the world. Now that he was alive, he didn't care what she did or did not do to him anymore. Zora had never
Austin Bailey
this thing is ridiculous
Jace Taylor
Arnold is Bane
Easton Richardson
Holy fuck. Superman and batman were just side characters.
Flash
Hunter Campbell
makes perfect sense
Josiah Torres
Some Pathfinder RPG deepest lore.
Jose Robinson
is this what happens on reddit?
Grayson Robinson
I'm actually getting hard now
Adam Williams
I wanted it to tell me a shitty joke. What the fuck?
Gabriel Price
Jordan Powell
Kevin Robinson
based malfoy just cucked harry
Brandon Martin
How Linkara met Iron Liz
Liam Flores
holy shit
Juan Davis
Wiggum confirmed to be a sneedposter
Oliver Hill
>Trump cant be stumped
about the issues"
On Nov 14, 2015, at 2:46 PM, Chris Schwerin wrote: I'm glad it's over. The story is now closed and we can move on from it.
I wanted to let you know tonight. This story has become a rallying cry for #BernieSanders supporters. It's not the way that he runs, but it's the way he talks about it. And I think it helps explain why he is not doing as well now.
Just a bit of background. In the course of the last week or so, more than 1 million people emailed the Bernie Sanders campaign to ask for their support. It's clear this is just the beginning, and Bernie Sanders is not going to win until we get to the point where the voters turn out in huge numbers, the Democrats get elected, and he goes into the general election as the winner.
This was going
Wtf??
Brayden Flores
>Adolf Hitler: All right, let's get over here! I can't take this shit anymore. I'm taking my own life!
>Adolf Hitler: What? What the fuck
I'm in tears
Wyatt Morales
A daring synthesis.
Sebastian Reyes
Now i'm not sure if I should be depressed
Colton Watson
Ian Morales
Easton Walker
>I'LL BECOME A DUMB FUCKING JUNGLE BITCH!!!!
based.
Hunter Morales
>suck my jeans
>i need you in my faggle with me now
literally crying laughing
Chase Butler
janny's a bit fucked up
Connor Jackson
Daniel Torres
My God.....
Joshua Baker
>Rape Victim:
I'm fucking crying
Easton Howard
I was gonna retry this one but it reminded me of No Country for Old Men
Grayson Jones
who's Andy?
Wyatt Clark
nice
Liam Lewis
Jose Price
Serkis, playing Mike using performance capture technology.
Anthony Hall
DC / GoT crossover
Juan Sanders
I think I broke it
Robert Rivera
Communist overdoses on dialectics to the tune of 14%
Leo Gutierrez
>David: [screaming] i hate Game of Thrones
!!! !!!! !!! [the scene cuts to Winterfell, where the audience is watching Arya and Renly, who are having a talk at the inn] Arya: [laughing] Oh, you must be mad, I know you haven't been very good to her. Renly: We're both going in for the kill in season four. Arya: Oh, right, I told you I'd have to wait. Renly: Well, then we'll keep on waitin'. [Arya goes in and Renly pulls up a chair in front of her and starts to read. The two then begin talking in High Valyrian] Arya: [laughing, but then gives in to Renly] Renly: [laughing] Oh, I bet you forgot you're an idiot. Renly: I would not be an idiot if i were you, but, yes, this is what's so sad about you, you just never learn. Arya: And? Renly: You're lucky, that one of your sisters is more powerful than you were when you were a kid. Arya: Well, thank you. Renly: And I'm sorry. Arya: And what?
Noah Ramirez
Landon Allen
my sides
Henry Perry
Dylan Nelson
>Game of Thrones is ruined.
I don't know if it is but that's the truth."
Lol GoT BTFOed
Carter Jackson
kek what the fuck
Tyler Moore
>the one with the mask
it's learning
Lucas Martin
What the actual fuck...
Samuel Jackson
Trippy stuff
Nolan Rivera
Josiah Brown
quite pungent indeed
Christian Davis
Dylan Collins
Isaac Parker
this stuff is gold to make shitty literotica
Oliver Clark
Isaac Murphy
who's dark Angel
Camden Murphy
>nnno this doesnt smell good
kek
Andrew Walker
>What kind of fool do I think you are?
This engine is literally producing better writing than 80% of human writers out there.
Isaiah Brown
this gets a little philosophical
Landon Fisher
We need a new thread this shit is amazing
Jordan Jenkins
I'm dying kek
Logan Campbell
j
Adam Turner
someone make a new thread, image limit reached
Carson Bell
We are going to be replaced soon.
Nathaniel Powell
Marvin is a total bro. Even if you "accidentally" shot him in the face he'd just forgive you and tell you he's proud of you.
Isaiah Turner
new bread
Jonathan Garcia
...
Sebastian Foster
REEEEE nigger
Gabriel Jones
ahhhh fuck
Landon Sanders
Cia: you're a big guy
Bane: for you
Cia: are you?
Bane: I really like you, though I can't stand the fact that you are not very beautiful
Cia: maybe I am
Bane: just for my boyfriend who likes to dress up in girl clothing for Halloween
Bane: let's do that
Cia: okay?
Bane: okay
Cia: ok?
Bane: but we know that the police will arrest you for it... and not because you're black
Cia: how about I give you a lesson on how to behave in front of them
Bane: how can we trust you for such a simple matter?
Cia: how do people trust you over them?
Bane: i would like you to show my dad how you behave in front of these people
Bane had gone back on his original promise to leave this area, and Cia was surprised to see him come back into her circle once again. She then noticed the three girls standing outside him from earlier, laughing all of a sudden, and she was about to call attention to them to them as well. But
Joshua Ross
>Sneed’s Feed & Seed.
>Chuck's Fuck & Suck.
I used to have an unopened, unused packet of Chuck's Feed & Seed mixed in with another packet of Chuck's seed, then placed it in my freezer once it was ripe, and never touched it again. Then I used Chuck's Fuck & Suck every few months until their store shelves ran dry and they finally went out of business. It's the same old boring shit they use nowadays. This one however, is definitely a game changer. I've never been able to find Chuck's Fuck but I've seen similar packets of Chuck's seed but never really cared. Even when Chuck and I bought our new boxes, they were too good to pass up but at $20 one day, those were expensive. I made my own feed for my cock at the time in a blender but a little research shows I could easily find a similar type of stuff at Wal-Mart in bulk at about $15. I can't believe I
Adrian Stewart
joycian
Xavier Scott
>but you would be safe with me
lmao
Carter Myers
>nervousmerchant.jpeg
Andrew Martin
Christopher Edwards
You've made me very happy
Jeremiah Gonzalez
>FairyFella
>Luna_Grimoire
>HexCaster1321
>TheJokeKing88
These guys are sitting somewhere having Harry Potter inspired ERP sessions.
Adam Thompson
This honestly seems like something David Lynch would write
Noah Wood
Turns out Han left Leia for Poe
Ethan Nguyen
Impressive
Carter Green
Lost it at ancient creep god desu
Jason Moore
Liam Russell