How did they poop without alerting the monsters?

My ass farts like a trumpet when I piss. I'd be dead for sure.

They caught the poop midair before it hit the ground

>mfw some redditor is like "dude wtf you're not supposed to poop int the swimming pool ther'es children in tehre!"

haha troleld libtard.

I know you aren’t aware of this OP since your diet consists of Taco Bell and Hot Pockets, but when you eat organically you don’t get loud diarrhea shits.

You have to hold your asshole stretched open as all around wide as possible. I mean really get your fingers in there & ensure there's no ketchup bottling going on making noise.
Cleanup is a bit more of a bitch but you're a ninja shitter now & nobody would ever know you were there through sound.

>when you eat organically
You are an organism. What you eat through your mouth is done organically regardless of what it is.

cyanide is "organic", asshole. Why not eat a bunch of cyanide capsules and see how your shit comes out.

There's literally nothing wrong with eating a modern diet.

>a modern diet
Except for all the massive fatasses & all.

fucking kek

in many cultures, being a quote unquote "fatass", was a sign of beauty and wealth. You are ignorantly falling into the propaganda trap of Big Exercise. They want you to feel ashamed of yourself. Through self-hatred they extract profit.

Fat is healthy and fat is beautiful.

They didn't yell like you do.

>Fat is healthy and fat is beautiful
Fat is putrid & the under-roll smell never goes away no matter how much she washes & her disgustingness will have you clandestinely jerking off in the bathroom while she's home because it's been weeks and she still isn't making any blood flow to the required bits anymore, you can't even pretend your dick isn't shriveling up into your brain from that fucking smell.

1/10

Didn't they have a basement that was soundproof? Just shit in the basement bathroom.

Easy. They totally mouth-covered each others buttholes and pee-pee place as a person had to go.
Sucking up farts was a favorite pastime of the mom in the film.

>he doesn't know how to poop silently

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>he doesn't know

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>tfw momster finds the poop sock

I don't know. I like to put toilet paper in the bowl before taking a dump, to reduce the splash. But that comes with problems of it's own.

Press a leaf up to the asshole so it silences the farts

There's literally nothing you eat that isn't organic.

Was, correct, now everybody in the 1st world can be a fatass, being one just means you have no self restraint

Flush when the braps are coming like everybody else.

Chewing gum.

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then you will alert the monsters