>Sir, we need a milquetoast, neurotic, skinny, whiny, undeservedly smug manlet to be miscast as the lead romance in a reddit-aimed comedy/action flick
>he is already in the studio lobby
Sir, we need a milquetoast, neurotic, skinny, whiny...
Blake Sanchez
Other urls found in this thread:
Kevin Sanchez
Whose nephew is he? Why does he get work?
Jackson Wilson
His portrayal of Lex Luther in Batman v Superman will be looked back on as one of the finest pieces of acting in the entire medium when future audiences can look at it without bias.
Jeremiah Hill
t. Jesse
Nicholas Roberts
>user you look like that guy from the social network
Charles Perry
>Sir, we need a greasy, sweaty, unintelligible drunkard to mumble his way through this script
>he's already in costume
Isaiah Wood
He was the most entertaining part about that movie and bald Lex from Just League looked promissing
Josiah Wright
he was literally just joker-lite.
Luke Perry
He is a cunt.
Kayden Morris
I wanna sex him.
Cooper Bell
>we need an actor to BTFO a bimbo interviewer
Asher Foster
Is that moot?
Oliver Bailey
>Sir, we need a black guy
>Let me call Will Smit-
>No sir, we need a really black guy
>Morgan Freeman has just finish-
>Sir, a we need a nigger
>Chad Bosewick?
>No sir, we need a REALLY black nigger
>Samuel L Jackson just finished filming -
>Sir, we need the niggerest nigger to ever nigger on the black screen. We need a walking poster for segregation
>... I think I know just the man.
Jason Watson
>He was the most entertaining part about that movie
Dat THICC Emma Stone doe
Carter Foster
he’s a kike
Chase Murphy
Kek
Thomas Clark
Abraham's
Noah Howard
>damnit, where are we going to find a flamboyant, smug, witty and fast talking actor who will overcharge for all his scenes?
>I'm on the phone with him now sir
>can he be here in 5 minutes
>5 minutes, 5 feet and 6 inches sir
perfect
Gabriel Nelson
(((hollywood))) is desperate to portay their weak, dumpy men as leading characters.
Thomas Morris
You've just described literally 100% of male Ashkenazim.
Gabriel Brown
Name others user.
Jacob Lopez
Oh well just off the top of my head: Ben Shapiro, Joseph Schiebman, Larry David (although he is funny as fuck), Mark Cucklefuckberg,
Levi Cooper
lol
Parker Lewis
Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Jonah Hill, who else?
Parker Powell
He will always be known for the social network
Ian Anderson
Kevin Turner
Seth Rogen, Bernie Sanders, David Berkowitz, David Schwimmer, every rabbi, Chuck Lorre, Dabid and Dabid, basically the entire cast of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Benjamin Netanyahu, Jared Kushner...
Blake Lopez
Don't forget Woody Allen the posterboy of jewish neuroticism
Liam Jenkins
Dave Rubin
Easton Green
>tfw have all of those qualities but am not a manlet
wtf if I was shorter I could've been an actor?
Dylan Nelson
Seth Green. It's usually a safe bet if they're a male actor in Hollywood under 5'10 they're a fucking kike, especially if average in appearance or ugly.
Ryan Cooper
NOT EVEN snydercucks defend this shit and they literally defend the most stupid shit possible. IT'S THAT BAD.
Josiah Diaz
>you now remember how he began as the poor man's Michael Cera
John Ramirez
Who is this
Lucas Murphy
Isaiah Hughes
the flat ass that was in Alien
Ethan Watson
Dunno but he looks VERY Jewish.
Luke Ross
Tom, founder of omegle chat
Hudson Morales
Holy fucking shit that’s hilarious
William Taylor
>thicc
>barely C cup
Levi Jones
checked, and her boobs are so perky its a non-issue (imo)
Carter Cox
are you jew?
Juan Robinson
thought it was gonna be Denzel
Camden Flores
In hindsight, Seinfeld had a pretty good physique for an Ashkenazi. Compared to those others at least he had some testosterone left.
Adrian Lewis
i loathe this neurotic insecure kike. he's got the quintessential jew shtick reminiscent of rdj, where he hides his narcissism and insecurity behind rapid quips and specious witticism
Austin Brown
He was part Sephardic.
Jonathan Allen
Man, the only time this joke was funny was with Eric Roberts. Anybody have some screenshots of those? Why did that meme have to die?
Anthony Brooks
>poor man's Michael Cera
Matthew Butler
Didn't this faggot just shoot up a school in Colorado?
Cameron Flores
Ding ding ding ding ding
Carter Campbell
He's not still the poor man's Michael Cera? Like he's been in some big movies but I think Cera is still more famous.
Jayden Sullivan
He really does have that school shooter look. Skinny white dude, messy hair, crazy eyes
Leo Sullivan
>tfw
Dominic Sanchez
You’re on my time
Zachary Evans
I liked him in Squid and the Whale
Lucas Howard
>liked him in Squid and the Whale
Said the phillistine
Michael Howard
What's a philistine?
Zachary Flores
Just some weaselly faggot. Pay him no mind.
John Brown
>he's already in costume
Grayson Walker
DY-NO-MITE
DY-NO-MITE
Alexander Williams
>undeservedly smug
Am I seriously that out of step? To me Jesse Eisenberg just comes across as existing in a state of worry similar to what Woody Allen always used to play when he took roles in his own films.
Kevin Adams
why are jewish people very often of this character type
i dont hate them but i just wish they could at least get some insight into how fucking annoying it is to have someone who is very very smug and condescending who is also 'sensitive' and a huge neurotic
Mason Sanders
based. fuck this retard and the retard who keeps casting him in all of his dishonest pseud bait