- Matt Smith isn’t Palpatine reborn or rejuvenated but a Dark Side acolyte who is willfully possessed by the spirit of Palpatine. - During the final act of the film Rey and Kylo team up to fight the Palpatine-possessed Matt Smith. The two-on-one duel is pretty intense for the duo. - Eventually Kylo Ren kills Palpatine’s host body, but Palpatine’s spirit then jumps into Kylo Ren’s body. - Kylo Ren is strong enough to not lose total control of his mental faculties and struggles to take control of his body but subdues himself and his weapon while beckoning Rey to kill him. - Kylo does the right thing and becomes Ben Solo again as he sacrifices himself to kill Palpatine. - Rey, having never toyed with the dark side like Kylo Ren and the acolyte did, means Palpatine has nobody evil enough that he can possess.
Also, Rey and Kylo have a "Flash Force duel" where with each strike the environment around them changes to landmarks of the previous filmes like the Lars homestead and Ahch-To and Han Solo appears as part of a "Force intervention" set up by the Force ghost of Luke to bring Kylo back into the Light and forgives him for his actions, further steering Kylo towards redemption.
The only way this series could be redeemed is if they made a sequel take place on Earth
Xavier Mitchell
>Rey and Kylo have a "Flash Force duel" where with each strike the environment around them changes to landmarks of the previous filmes like the Lars homestead and Ahch-To Wow, they ran out of ways to even send a character to a place from the OT, so now they're just doing a powerpoint with pictures of old locations LMAO.
Robert Murphy
Thats how you know its true.
Mason Perry
>rise of skywalker >skywalker lineage officially ends
Xavier Hill
It's already been reported that movie ends with Rey rebuilding the Jedi Order and renaming them "Skywalkers".
Bentley Barnes
Thanks, I hate it.
Ayden Smith
based >Sir, we're arriving on a planet full of unintelligent rancor-like lifeforms (dinosaurs) >Hmm, yes, let's test our new new new Death Star on it, but only a low power test that will only wipe out the lifeforms, but also leave some that can later evolve and perhaps create more intelligent life
Nolan Morales
sounds even more retarded so it must be real
Jaxon Mitchell
Do we get more shirtless Kylo?
Luis Ramirez
No Anakin No watch No Vader No pay
Ryder Hughes
Is hayden in it or not motherfucker
Liam Perez
No Hayden No Payden
Parker Long
No.
Cooper Campbell
>2019 >even considering giving Disney Money >giving them money for nuwars
Sebastian Brown
Rise of Sneed
Luke Parker
I HOPE FORD CHARGED EM 200 MILLION THIS TIME
Ryan Hill
absolutely pozzed
Zachary Baker
how about more shirtless lena dunham sat on him?
Anthony Ward
No Hayden , No pay them.
Cameron Walker
Sounds good.
Alexander Brooks
>Rey never toyed with the dark side This part is the hardest one to believe.
Jack Howard
That sounds terrible.
Camden James
>name your jedi order after a dead family name ???
Sounds fucking stupid as hell.
Chase White
Don't care lmao
Isaiah Perry
This shits all over the other eight films, so must be true.
Logan Torres
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEV!
Luke Cruz
>han solo is a force ghost i guess anyone can use the force now
Dominic Rivera
>Rey and Kylo have a "Flash Force duel" where with each strike the environment around them changes to landmarks of the previous filmes like the Lars homestead and Ahch-To
What?
Caleb Barnes
Based Haydenbros
Aaron Campbell
This is actually bullshit, but I can see how they got there.
Matt Smith is a person created by mixing Palpatine and Luke's DNA. The final duel is Luke and Palpatine both trying to possess his body, whilst Kylo and Rey fight him. Kylo sacrifices himself to make sure Sheev can't come back, but Luke brings him back to life rather than taking the body for himself.
Anthony Ward
Stop lying. Things are bad enough as they are.
Justin Lee
Matt Smith is legit /ourguy if there is one.
He was the best Doctor Who ever by a fucking landslide. The only Doctor that was not some super, and when I say super, I mean SUPERRRRRR lame fucking Brit. He made the character semi-modern and culturally relevant.
THEN, he goes on to become an incredibly based villain in a top tier pleb filter known as Terminator Genisys.
NOW, he comes back to become one of the most meme-worthy villains of all time.
>Rey, having never toyed with the dark side like Kylo Ren and the acolyte did, means Palpatine has nobody evil enough that he can possess. This is a load of barnacles.
Especially because it's factually incorrect. In TLJ she went straight to the darkness on the island when she was doing the force feeling thing, and then she went there in person later in the movie.
Bentley Wilson
I forgot to mention that all of this happens in the first fifteen minutes of the movie.
Ian Garcia
>Rey, having never toyed with the dark side like Kylo Ren Didn't she do this in one of the other movies?
Mason Torres
LOOK AT MY MUSCLES LOOK AT MY MUSCLES LOOK AT MY MUSCLES LOOK AT MY MUSCLES LOOK AT MY MUSCLES
Wyatt Hall
She was called to it but never gave in like Kylo.
Benjamin Perez
so can we all agree that RotS is infinitely superior to any of these shit nu-wars films
Logan Rodriguez
It's the best movie in the series so that would be a given.
>Rey and Kylo have a "Flash Force duel" where with each strike the environment around them changes to landmarks of the previous filmes like the Lars homestead and Ahch-To jesus christ, this is awfully funny
well ''Sith'' used to be an alien species that used the dark side, today it means any person to use the dark side
Noah Carter
>- Rey, having never toyed with the dark side
lol..that's all she did in TLJ. Fuck off with your bullshit.
Liam King
This leak has been doing the rounds for a while now, and I am not going to lie, it is keeping me up at night. I like memeing here about how bad the sequels are, because they are not great, lets be honest. This actively shits on the arcs of the main characters of the other films though. Obi Wan and Luke will never be vindicated, because the Jedi Order will not be reborn. Han is not vindicated, because his family remains utterly destroyed. Nothing Leia or Anakin did ever mattered - All they needed to do was wait for Rey, killing Palpatine and defeating the Emperor was her doing, not theirs. Even Padme is fucked, all she wanted was for her kids to have a happy life and see democracy restored to the galaxy...
This ending would fuck up Star Wars even worse than The Last Jedi, and that is saying something
Adam Sanchez
>Han Solo force ghost I completely believe it and it's fucking amazing. So Obi-Wan willingly giving himself to Vader is now ruined, because anybody can just become a force ghost regardless of force sensitivity. Vader getting redeemed enough to become a force ghost instead of burning in force hell for eternity is ruined. Once again people who have no idea how Star Wars (the good ones) works are in charge of Star Wars. two good movies in the entire series
Brayden Sullivan
dank meme
Joseph Green
When was this established? I always thought that bit of lore was dumb.
Angel Rogers
Except when she went swimming in the darkside cave? Or when she tried to murder Luke with his father's lightsaber? How about then?
Jaxon Green
She also struck Luke with anger, when his back was turned no less.
One of the novels that Disney decanonized I think. That Expanded Universe shit was nerd to the max but fun, and more importanly it had soul.
Lucas Myers
What happened to the Luke's Podcast plot leak?
Henry Gutierrez
I want it to be true specifically because it‘s so stupid
Adam Cook
>That Expanded Universe shit was nerd to the max but fun, and more importanly it had soul.
:( I miss those days pre-1994, before the special editions, before the prequels, before the Fempire.
Chase Price
David Tennant and Peter Capaldi were both better
Chase Howard
It even shits all over Rey's arc. For two movies she has been trying to find her place, whilst struggling to accept the legacy of the Jedi. Is she just going to reject that legacy at the end?
Eli Russell
Harrison Ford isn't doing a cameo, lol.
Fucking fake ass leaks, lol.
Isaac Jenkins
>Force Flash fight Makes sense considering the Art of Book Cover
Will anybody actually go see this? I think I'll just download a camrip this time. Maybe just read early spoilers here even.
Brayden Ortiz
If it ends like this, I will probably skip it.
Joshua Mitchell
Eh I'm ok with this. The meaning of "Sith" was originally different as well. The Jedi were essentially wiped out during order 66 and Vader's purge so it's not like there is a continuation between the old Jedi and Rey's potential pupils. Same shit happened to the Sith in episode 6.
Let's face it, the Jedi fucked up hard when they became incompetent Republic lackeys and destroyed their org. Rey has no obligation to reinstate that particular defunct ancient order.
>David Tennant Literally the dorkiest actor of all time.
Ryder Gutierrez
I dont see how this is not a surprise to anyone after the title was shown. Every fucking 3rd movie in the SW franchise is “ROT” followed by the group that takes power. Not to mention, it is “Rise of the Spartacus”
>I am Spartacus >No, I am Spartacus >No, we are all Spartacus
Kayden Rivera
>Time Travel has been established as canon >Palpatine used Ezra to study time travel >Travels to the future when Vader throws him off the ledge, that flash was him jumping in time >Arrives and easily crushes all who opposed him leading the First Order >Kylo has an internal fight all movie to betray Sheeve >Kylo and Rey do the no pants dance then go fight Palpy >Kylo is killed, Rey kills Palpy, but he sends her back in time >She is transported to Tattoine >Loses her memory >Is made a slave >Is pregnant >10 years later Qui-Gon and crew meet her >"There was no father...."
Colton Bell
>dorkiest You are aware your talking about Dr who right? The entire series is for dorks and fugly nerd girls.
That being said David Tennant is one of the best doctors.
Logan Roberts
Brilliant but too grim for SW
Leo Nguyen
>Calling someone who references EU material from 1995 a zoomer
Boomer Faggot Detected
Josiah Rodriguez
>more Nu Wars shit in the 2020s >next lead is a black trans Skywalker >old hag Rey shows up and fucks off
Lincoln Bailey
already buying my tickets. love star wars.
Matthew Sanders
Literally everything bad that happened was because of Skywalkers, why would she name it that?
Benjamin Russell
So its Dark Empire SJW version
Andrew Flores
Based
Sebastian Morales
>Obsessing over nu-wars to the point where you'll treat random rumors as factual as long as you can talk about how lame it is
Isaac Evans
>""""""reported"""""
Christian Wilson
I definitely hope they decide to make Ben Solo his own great-grandfather. It would be like that movie about the time traveling hermaphrodite, but worse somehow.
Adam Gomez
Palp will be a clone. Only explanation that makes sense. Original Palp commisioned a galactic army of clones, you don't do that shit without doing a little R&D on the side for yourself. There's not going to be any soul transferral or horcrux bullshit.
His clone might be a completely different personality. He might not even be evil but instead a comic relief old man because EXPECTATION SUBVERSION
Bentley Myers
>EXPECTATION SUBVERSION The only thing JJ subverts is expecting a good movie.
Ian Smith
>kill the past >but not actually
John Long
the Skywalkers will be the friends we make along the way.
>bringing Palpatine so Rey can kill him too. just fuck my shit up
Julian Johnson
>- Kylo does the right thing and becomes Ben Solo again as he sacrifices himself to kill Palpatine. >- Rey, having never toyed with the dark side like Kylo Ren and the acolyte did, means Palpatine has nobody evil enough that he can possess. So Palpatine's old, dead ass floated around as a spirit for the past 35 years until he found an ebil body to possess, but THIS time he'll permanently die just because Rey's a goodie two-shoes (and Luke wasn't)? >inb4 Admiral Gender Studies hyperspace rams his ghost with her spectral strap-on
I called that when the title dropped and people called me a retard
John Hall
how can that guy look so sóy?
Leo Morris
Thrawn Trilogy or anything else written by Zahn.
Jayden Morales
>name your order after a family, that consists of 2 (two) galactic tyrarnts
Jason Murphy
Allegiance Thrawn Trilogy Corellia Trilogy is pretty good but very slow to start
Eli Wood
Some trading card form the 70s or so said Darth Vader Lord of the Sith. Since Sith are some kind of evil fairies in irish legends they were made out to be a race. The original idea for the Noghri in the Thrawn trilogy was to be the Sith race and it would have told of how Vader came to be their Lord by saving their planet after an ecological disaster during and after the Clone Wars. This would obviously have made it impossible to make Lord of the Sith a generic title for all darksiders.
Xavier Gutierrez
Got the audiobook version of the Thrawn Trilogy. Thanks bros.
Landon Brown
Everyone who thinks Han Solo is a good character or the best Star Wars character should burn in hell for their plebian taste, they are the reason why Star Wars is so shit at the moment. Just because it's the only actor from the OT plebs can recognize from other films.
Nicholas Ramirez
What makes Kylo "dark" anyways? He is definitely dedicated and pragmatic, but really he is aligned with one of two opposing political factions, neither of which have shown to be good or evil.
Aaron Reyes
>Millions of years pass >"Holy shit sir they look exactly like us"
They try to mind rape each other, but in the dumbest way possible.
Jaxson Edwards
>Kylo dies defeating Palpatine Yeah sounds about as generic as JJ Abrams can come up with
Nolan Carter
Fuck Cuck "Everything in life is politics" Wendig.
Nicholas Barnes
Nah she sucked. And EU was a piece of garbage. Just because Disney "canon" sucks, doesn't mean that EU was worth anything. Only OT and PT should be considered canon. The only non-canon SW-related works worth anything were KOTOR and KOTOR 2. The mere idea that the empire would allow aliens and women is fucking dumb. That was one of the major distinctions between them. People were shitting on Mars Jade even before Disney bought SW: apolla-savre.livejournal.com/7729.html
Ethan Ramirez
fucking retarded. might as well reboot this whole garbo of a series. after what happened in the last movie this last episode will be doomed to bomb
Jason Powell
Thanks now I don't have to see it
Joseph Collins
*major distinctions between them and rebels, obviously
Capaldi was by far the best actor, shame he was stuck with shitty Clara and garbage written by Moffat his whole run.
Hudson Cruz
Matt Smith is gonna be in it? Holy shit why? He did so well for the terminator franchise.
Dylan Reyes
>The Jedi must end >Ok, time for the Jedi to come back.
Retarded.
Logan Thomas
Rey has never been shown drifting towards the dark side. Not once. she is 200% pure good. She is so good, in fact, that she can drawn on her emotions and not be consumed or controlled by them.
Christopher James
this is 100% true, it's so dumb and yet it makes so much sense for this braindead trilogy
Sebastian Thompson
As is their habit, Nu-Wars will take material from the EU, and change it enough to make it nearly unrecognizable
Levi Cox
Sounds as lame as expected. Could be true.
Fuck, I don't care either way.
Colton Torres
Its hilarious how much of a mess nu-Wars is.
Jacob Jones
Han is not supposed to be a Force ghost, he appears because of ghost Luke's plot powers.
