Everyone in the audience already knows his entire character gimmick is that he's a lying con artist fraud...

>That ass on Tom
Brie on suicide watch

I get what you're saying but the fishbowl dome looks pretty ominous, not that I think we will see lots of it

dat booty

What are you supposed to think when you read the comic?

Nick Fury already knows Mysterio is bad.. He's using Mysterio as a way to show Spider-Man that he needs to step up and be a hero.

Captain Marvel raped Fury's character.. But I don't accept that movie as canon.

what the fuck are you on about
Gyllenhaal is like 40 years old
on what planet would he be a good pick for anything but a washed up, retired Spider-Man

>Captain Marvel raped Fury
hot

Spiderverse Peter was also from 616. Think of it as another 616

the twist is that mysterio isnt actually from an alternate universe, that was all smokescreen to get himself famous

he turns on spidey and spiderwoman when they do a kind of wizard of oz behind the curtain thing

he literally fools fury with CGI and holograms lol

they havent claimed MCU is 616 anywhere, what are you talking about

it doesnt even make sense, how can it be something its not?

>Everyone in the audience already knows his entire character gimmick
Not everyone is a comic book nerd man.

>Peter even takes off his mask with some random nobody in the fucking room
JUST DITCH THE SECRET IDENTITY ANGLE WHAT THE FUCK
AUNT MAY HAS STARK DOLLARS PROTECTING HER NOW, GRILLED CHEESE MAN WILL FEED HER AND STARK DAUGHTER WHOPPERS FOREVER

I'm talking about back when Raimi was

Are you talking about the comic event spiderverse, or the film loosely based upon it? Because 616 Peter was NOT in the film

I think user means years ago, as in Toby Macguire's place.

I assume the twist will be that there's no multiverse?

oh yeah fair enough, you're spot on there

There was a clip that was leaked or something today where they mention in the movie that MCU is 616 and that mysterio universe was other number I dont remember. Look for it in youtube. Probably someone uploaded it again.

oh yeh
it was really weird when peter introduced himself as peter parker to captain marvel in endgame, that was one of the worst parts of the movie btw
he would have literally no idea who she was, hes been dusted

Well yeah. Secret identities aren't even a thing in the MCU. Haven't been from day one.

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Film spiderverse. Look at the screens when the universes are being pulled for the first time. Peter universe appears in a computer monitor as 616 with the others of Gwen and company.

see there is a multiverse, but mysterio is from the MCU earth

that or there is a multiverse but Mysterio is just lying about coming from another universe

Chameleon is posing as Nick Fury

Imagine sucking a fart out of Tom's ass

the DCEU gave up on secret identities too

oh okay just saw it
i mean, its obvious hes lying but its interesting he dropped 616

marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Earth-833

this is the earth mysterio claims to be from

It helps that every man and woman want Jake Gyllenhaal muffling between their legs.

It's either bullshit or it's just 616(2)

Its Mysterio, it must be bullshit.

My prediction: multiverse is real, Mysterio is lying about being a hero. He sees this world as a chance at a fresh start, but his bullshit catches up to him when he can't resist trying to make himself a hero with sfx.

>DC's Captain Britain
uh...

It's so obvious though that they must be up to something. If they just pull a "lol I'm actually eeeeeeeeeeevil" I'm going to never watch an mcu movie again.

yea brain fart already knew after hitting post

Brie would have an ass too if she did some fucking squats, she is fucking lazy.

Don’t worry Marvel’s got a new Captain Britain

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I wanna see them have sex.

90% of Marvel drones don't even know who Mysterio is

Mmmmm that ass... I want to fuck it

Dammit Jake, you're better than this.

Captain Marvel actually managed to ruin of the lines in Winter Soldier.

>Implying it's the real Nick Fury and not the Chameleon.

Her and America Chavez should team up

he's a fucking meme. No he isnt

They all have the exact same face

link to video?

It's going to be a double twist. There is a multiverse, and Mysterio really is from it. But he only does what he does because he already ruined his life or w/e in the previous universe

Who's ready for Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield in the after credits scene recruiting Tom Holland to advertise Spiderverse 2?

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mfw multiverse ironman in post credits

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Jake is known to have a very tiny pee-pee

Because Gyllenhaal is a great actor and super likeable irl (met him once)

Nah, he proved himself numerous times- Zodiac, Nightcrawler, Prisoners. I get he has limited range, but he does well with what he can play.

>not that I think we will see lots of it
I’m annoyed by that, but at least Jake is based

hopefully its a dead Garfield and a live toby

>3-4 billion people brought back like its nothing
>world was in chaos but you expect me to believe there are no resource shortages causing wars all over the place
>first thing we gotta do is send high schoolers on vacation

Prediction: Mysterio is telling the truth, he's from another universe. He's posing as a hero but has some ulterior motive. The Nick Fury and Maria Hill shown here are also from his universe and are in cahoots with him.

are you done sniffing his jock?

Sure why not.

Most of the audience don't read comic books

They are all made up you stupid niggers

>Everyone in the audience already knows his entire character gimmick is that he's a lying con artist fraud. Yet we all want to trust him anyway.
>How did he manage that?

I think it'd be awesome if they subverted our expectations. Comics properties always flirt with the idea of doing the unexpected but rarely follow through.

Okay, what if
>2 mysterios
>one from normal Earth
>one from the multiverse
>one is bad and one is good
>movie stuff happens, bad one is defeated, good one goes home to other Earth
Would it be kino?

>If they just pull a "lol I'm actually eeeeeeeeeeevil"

Didn't they already do that in Cap Marvel?