What DVD and snacks would you take?

Imagine being lonely enough to fall for this shit. Imagine how hollow you'd feel afterwards when she tells you that you're session is up and you realize your fantasy is only happening because you paid her money and didnt even get to fuck.

I don't understand. Why would you not pay a real escort for that price? Hell, she'll probably be happy to play video games and cuddle for a change if that's more up your alley.

>she'll probably be happy to play video games and cuddle for a change
Is this true? I've genuinely thought about hiring escorts so I'd have someone to talk to and watch things with for a night. I didn't know if they even allow that or if you have to fuck.

>two choices
>both old hags
no thanks

who would you snuggle with user?

can i get a permanent cuddle?

My really sad forever alone friend got an escort to hang out with him at his 18th birthday party at his house. He ended up getting shitfaced and passing out an hour after she showed up and he was trying to get her to play j-rpgs for some reason. Me and her ended up playing mario brothers and i played with her boobs even though I had a girlfriend at the time. What a time to be alive.

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im sure she fucks every single customer and this is just some legal loophole for advertising
if not, she's getting dutch-ovened heavily

pic related
We could get a little tipsy and then snuggle up to a flick
she looks like a girl I have a crush on

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Did you just ask to do that? How'd that happen? What did they feel like?

>All that money for a white girl
No thanks

Jealous

Fuck im gonna go snuggle fo free

Who is this bitch?

>she showed up and he was trying to get her to play j-rpgs for some reason
Props to her, you couldn't pay me enough to do that shit.

>pay $500 to $1000 to wine and dine some whore and then fuck her
>but video games or cuddling no allowed
C'mon user

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wat the fug

I'm not telling cuz you called her a bitch

>$425
She'll bang

You’re being naive.
80% of the escort ads I see specifically say “I want a high-class man to treat me right”

Fifty Shades of Gray and dark chocolate.

the fact that services exist where you pay to be cuddled almost makes me sympathize with the commies

No please I was trying to do the “whose bitch this is?” Meme.
She’s cute but it’s a deceptive looking picture

I just want a friend or someone I can do fun things with. I imagine they'd look down on that and refuse.

no YOU'RE being naive. they just want your fucking money and hope putting that in the ad will trick some of the dangerous incels into not bothering

gonna get shivved again, m8

this desu, i want a girl to cuddle but paying for cuddles is even more fucking pathetic than paying for sex.

Yeah she said she was already paid for 4 hours so she was cool with it, honestly I would have gone for a bit more but i wasn't as brave back then and I did have a girlfriend still.

Felt good mane.

Maybe knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/creepy-chan-allison-harvard

So you were playing mario bros with her, then looked at her and said "can I play with your boobs?"

Okay I guess.
Yael Grobglass. Small time actress. Happened to see her in some shitty movie. I only care about her because she looks like someone I know.
no

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They mention that, they say it's nothing to be ashamed about since it's uncontrollable and basically you just have to "readjust" so nothing is touching

>$425
kek. she must do more than cuddles. at least a handy or something

what happens if every time it happens you seem to enjoy it a slight bit more?

Go to a strip club sometime. You can usually play with their tits in VIP room.

Or don't they always make me feel gross and empty inside.

What about the real question.
Will she let you be the little spoon or is that too degrading for her?

reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=saNsBGkO42k

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Imagine being a guy and totally okay with not fucking her just legit wanted someone to cuddle and watch movies with. Then she is mad when you don't make a move for sex. Don't find her sexually attractive. She does some weird shit on you and #metoo

and they say money can't buy happiness

I don't usually feel this way about asians but she is honestly gorgeous

>Imagine
key word

i will bring ghb laced truffles

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based nip, even though she's probably lying
btw, she actually says riajuu (リア充) which is Japanese slang for normalfag.

>I'm totally not a commie but you gotta admit they do have some persuasive arguments haha
back to russia

Golly you sure know a bit about patronizing a snuggle establishment. Got anything to get off your chest?

Not him, but its on the website. Search the name in the OP.
fag

>forever alone
>friend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How does this not lead to sex?

Just paid $300 to fuck a hooker last weekend. Ask me anything.

Imagine the kind of man who pay for this shit.
Do you think he's attractive or sexually aggressive?
Also they pre-screen customers, apparently.

a couple of Ghibli movies and some edibles to share

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>$425 for basic human connection

I LOVE CAPITALISM

come on now, we all have that one friend out of pity.

How/why did she let you wait a few days to pay her?

What's the last movie you saw in the theaters? What did you eat while you viewed it?

im married and every night i cuddle and get blueballed because no sex and have to sneak a fap in the bathroom
I cant imagine why anyone would pay for this shit

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

This service is pathetic and bluepilled. At least get a hooker if you're gonna pay fucking $425. I know there are so many fat numale IT guys who pay for this shit and it disgusts me

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Strip Club. Cash.
Endgame. Onions.

>have to sneak a fap in the bathroom
Kek I used to do this with Banji when a I had a gf

:O

WAD

O FUG :DDD

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>tfw I was that friend
I felt so shit about obviously being invited out of pity I wanted to fucking die every-time we talked

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>$425

Lmao mate I live in Hong Kong

Do you have any idea what service you'd get here for that kind of money

not wanting to and saying no are different. we all do things we dont want to do

what the fuck is wrong with CS and IT faggots? I can't fucking stand how beta they are

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Wait, was it just you, him and some prossie at his birthday party? Where were his parents? Tell me more. Also you really should have just fucked her and told her that was the reason why he paid her to come, to say thank you to you for being his friend.

go back

this is just sneaky prostitution, isn’t it? like how escorts sell “dates”

She's ugly.
What's wrong with people?
Have some self-respect.

Was this suppose to be uplifting or insulting?

Actually, no. It's exactly how its advertised. I was at one point enough of a sad piece of shit to pay for cuddle sessions. Not this exact service, but a similar one.

>trufemcels
>she’s seemingly an escort
Uhh what?

Fucking why?

>>she’s seemingly an escort
Uhh what?

>”they asked me for rates”
I guess I misinterpreted that. I forgot people were pathetic enough to ask strangers online to rate their looks

He misread the phrase "asking for rates" as in incels were asking her how much she charges to give them the bad poosy

The people who pay for this probably don't mind it. Makes her seems more realistic, and they could delude themselves into thinking its real

I was a bluepilled loser who wanted to be close to a woman but I didn't want to fuck bc it made me uncomftrable

how did she smell?

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Not the guy you are talking with, but people do a lot dumb things out of desperation and loneliness, that's why this "paying for cuddles" shit and asmr roleplay are so fucking famous these past years.

lavender and berries

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I actually knew a guy that was getting blueballed by his wife, so one night he just said enough is enough and 'took' her, as he put it. Apparently she loved every second of it and it completely reignited the sexual spark in their relationship.

I don't get it.

When you fuck a whore you know you are paying for a service the whole time. The experience is pretty dirty but at least you blow your load and go on with your life. It serves an actual purpose.

But this... I don't get it. Why would you want to touch a strange woman you haven't built up the intimacy to be emotionally close to? I mean, it would be uncomfortable as fuck for me.

Sex is just sex. I get it. But intimacy and an emotional connection can't be paid for or faked imho.

Well, to each his own I guess.

Many such cases!

Just go to Hong Kong and pay a hooker $40 for an hour lmao. They let you do pretty much everything as well. It's the easiest and also the most discreet place to go doing some hooking, no one ever sees you, because of the way the system works.

I find once I cum with my gf I just want her to goto bed. I literally just want to leave. I don't hate her but something just makes me want to be alone. Prolactin for likely. Hell if I cum inside her twice I get this feeling stronger.
but god do I love to cuddle.

very cool

>because of the way the system works.
And how’s that?
Might be in HK in a few years so I’m curious

affection from others is worthless if it's not genuine, few things sadder than paying for someone to pretend to enjoy your company

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What happens if you fart and then shit yourself? And then pee in your pants?

Basically you look up online the buildings that they live in, which can be quite hard to find if you don't have GPS admittedly, but some have these pink lights outside. When you walk in the its like an apartment block stairwell, all the little rooms they work from have a sign on the door saying 'busy' or 'welcome', you knock, they answer, you go in. Probably costs between 300-400hkd for 1 hour, though the price could go cheaper/more expensive. I was in HK the other week for business and I was drunk so I decided to try it out, it worked like a charm and I never even saw another person while walking around one of these buildings.

Seems extremely dangerous and prone to a girl uglier than expected answering the door.
But sounds cool

What can I say? When I go to these places I live for mingling with the locals, getting drunk and engaging in general debauchery, which usually can be quite dangerous, depending on where you go. The only time I felt threatened in HK was when I was staggering around one night shitfaced and a bunch of Thai men stopped me in the street, as it turned out they just wanted to give me another can of beer, chat for a little bit and then they wished me well and sent me on my way.

As I said, desperation and loneliness can be a powerful motivator, also I think people that pay for this just want to know what is like to taste a resemblance of an emotional connection. Affection is very rare for the single man, so there are some guys that are willing to pay for that shit, just like some guys pay for sex, which is a form of affection too.

>affection from others is worthless
yes