Will it be kino?

I bet my butthole there'll be something Fortine related

would a mega bloks movie just go straight to dvd? like, not even blue ray?

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Does anyone say epic unironically anymore?

you're just jimmying me, right?
this has to be fake

it's a movie for nine year olds; they're allowed to be lame.

WHY??

It would, and it would be produced by The Asylum.

kids are easy to impress with "attitude", and the less effort you need to put into something, the cheaper it usually is.

Doesn't explain why it's allowed.

What the fuck is playmobil

movies are made and released for the purpose of making money.
it's easier and less expensive to make dumb movies than good movies.
the dumber the target audience, the dumber the movie is allowed to be.
kids are dumb.
therefore, kids movies are allowed to be dumb. the kids can't tell the difference and they'll eat up whatever is served to them.

haha I made you write all those words

oh

>>playmobil
>literally who

over-priced toys that no kid ever bought, sold at hippie-indy-toy stores inconveniently located from any shopping district.

Playmobil is infinitely less creative and interesting than Lego. You don't build shit with Playmobil.

The toy is better than the game of soi series.

We just don't understand the nuance, oh and we're bigots and misogynistic for hating sewage.

Why is it not direct to netflix

>"""""""main female protagonist"""""""""
>s.oy goy
>NIGGER pirate
>manlet wikang
What did the kikes meant by it?!

Still waiting on the THE CAPSULA CARTOON

My sister had a lot growing up, but that's because a department store was going out of business and my mom stacked the hell out of coupons to get the entire dollhouse line for like forty bucks.

>trailer has "yep, that's me. you're probably wondering..." AND flossing
youtube.com/watch?v=K-C1ys02wlU

huh

now THIS is epic

I found one at once upon a child, I gave it to my nephew for xmas

Lego Movie 2 came out?
What was the plot? I remember reading somewhere in leaks that the heroic space dude or whatever was actually a bad guy.

>baby and chicken both squint menacingly
ahaha

where the hell's my kinects movie fuckos?

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The movie was nothing but annoying autistic sounds, the space dude was the main characters alternate self from another timeline that fucking film had the worst theater experience in my life

I ask the same.

>stronk womyn
>weak numale
>black guy
Did Yea Forums make this?

I always thought they were cheap soviet lego ripoffs

Seek'o Blocks the Movie when??

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Playmobil is absolutely based because the say fuck political correctness and keep on producing cowboys vs indians sets.

It's an isekai. Of course it will be kino.

Was there a reason why Will Smith didn't show up during the entire movie? We only heard voice clips.

LM2 was doomed from the beginning. It was designed to be the girl's movie of the two. Hence they made it a musical, like Frozen. Of course it bombed.

looks fun for kids ya know

Now i understand the people who say something "shat on their childhood"
What in the fuck are they doing

Legos for younger children. I would say they're less imaginative than Legos, but that statement no longer seems true with how Legos and pop culture and intertwined.

Yeah I'm not sure it is aimed at kids, my son (aged 5) was 20 minutes into lego 2 and was bored and wanted to go, the film was not fun and was almost depressing watch. Where was the fucking fun man!?

I dunno mate, everything has to have some message or something these days.

Is that what those things are called? My only experience with those is that my grandma had some at her house for when the kids came over.

Your grandma is a pedophile, dude. Hope that bitch hangs herself.

why, were you raped by feral cats while the movie played?

No, but I was molested, sexually assaulted and raped by my stepfather on numerous occasions.

Not as kino as PlayMais the movie

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Where my K'nex niggas at?

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