How epic would this be?

How epic would this be?

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They'd still find a way to fuck it up desu

watch the adventures of tomund drunk all alone in the forest looking for jons dog.
a whole hour of budget saving excellence.

>spinoffs
Gas yourself tumblrina

In all truth, man and his dog stories are some of the best but it always ends up the same way. Dog dies. Man sad. Finds new young dog.

What would the plot be

will he suck a giants teat?

But there's no characters other than Tormund, it'll be like the 'Joey' spin off after friends ended

Let me write it!

drunk tormund rambling outloud to himself looking for ghost or other wildlings or giants. he never finds any cause cgi is expensivie

buddy cop drama

Too expensive to film in Iceland again. Maybe they can just stay in Eastwatch instead?

Jon can make the occasional cameo which would result in a huge roaring applause from the studio audience each time

I'd watch it.
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id watch it, but it would have to be an adventure show. tormund and ghost are sent on a mission to adventure up in the far north to see whats up there.

>Tormund leads his wildlings in an adventure to retake the North of the Wall
>Finds out they are not the only survivors
>Some wildlings survive (mostly the bad ones, especially the cannibalistic Thenns)
>Also, some dangerous animals here and there, as well as some giants & Children of the Forest (fuck it just retcon them not being extinct)
>Story is combination of survival and conquest as the wildlings try and build an actual civilization now in the land that is once ruled by the Night King and his ilk.

But only if George wrote it.

so epic. epic for the win.

how does an indigenous tribesman know the same exact language as everyone else?

It's the common tongue of Westeros. Think of the Scottish, Welsh, British, and Irish.

most of the wildlings know the common tongue. i think the thenns are the only wildling group that mostly speaks the old tongue

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>think of these peoples who traditionally spoke different languages from each other
>Westeros, a continent, and Great Britain, an island, are totally comparable in terms of languages
retard alert

>They'd still find a way to fuck
ftfy

Well that is what Westeros and the story are based off of. Perhaps George just did it because he didn't have the time or effort to create a new language for every respective region of Westeros. The interactions would be too complicated that way.

Each week they can fuck, butcher, and torch something new. Not necessarily in that order.

>>Story is combination of survival and conquest as the wildlings try and build an actual civilization now in the land that is once ruled by the Night King and his ilk.
>all the while making constant refrences to the main GOT cast that may get a single cameo if they can stretch out the bullshit for a few seasons (4)

cute, but tourmand stole Jon's sword and dog? damn

It doesn’t matter what spin offs they do. They will never be good. They will always be cookie cutter shows coasting off the popularity of GoT. Game of thrones season 1-4 was good because they had GRRMs carefully well thought out novels to adapt. These spinoff shows have nothing clever to adapt, it’s going to be executive produced uninspired trash tv.

GRRM is a retard too, what else is new?

Isn't that what D&D have been doing since season 5?

>Tormund tries to seduce a wildling girl
>She kicks him in the groin
>"OOF! RIGHT IN THE SNOWBALLS!"
>Ghost whimpers and covers his eyes with his paws

Sure reeks reddit in here

Will he suck a giant’s cock?

This, tv writers are untalented hacks who got their position through nepotism and ass kissing. They couldn't write a good story in a million years. It's not possible got them to create well written and interesting spin offs.

A Tormund & Ghost cop serial with Mance Rayder as the exasperated precinct captain would be kino.
>Tormund, my hut! NOW!
>Care to explain that little stunt you pulled in Hardhome? Three busted ships, a half dozen pregnant wildlings, and the Night's Watch is so far up my ass I feel like a Thenn corndog!
>And I suppose YOU don't have anything to say for yourself, do you?
>Barrooooooooo
>I thought so. You're on paid suspension. Hand over your horn, and your sword
>And your OTHER sword

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>Episode 1
>I didnt get to fuck my giant woman... but maybe i can fuck a giant wolf instead
>awoo!? oWo
>Series Cancelled

Are they going to have sex?