I just marathoned the first 8 minutes of this and i want to die

I just marathoned the first 8 minutes of this and i want to die

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Good, you should kys and do the world a favor

the first 20 mins is the best part and then its non stop flash backs and an unnecessary origin tale
then the last bits at the end are okay
C film overall

>first 20 mins
but this is terrible

The main thing about this movie is the novelty of it being a rare R-rated Marvel story. If you made it PG-13, it would be mediocre and totally forgettable.

Objectively the dullest movie to ever be made

>R-rated Marvel story
he said assholes lmao

>I just marathoned the first 8 minutes of this
How many times in a row did you watch it?
You should've watched the rest of it instead.

Was Deadpool 2 good? I felt like the first film has very little replay value and was pretty meh.

Congrats you are normal.

this, gave up on the film because of the first 20 mins

Don't worry it's a normal reaction to Ryan Reynolds.

i really enjoyed DP2 and it was for me what everyone said about the first one, which was one of the most boring films ive ever seen

shakeweight lol i recognize that

Pretty much the only good part of the movie is scene for scene the same as the test footage that was “leaked”

Outside of that material, the movie is sub par

DP2 is an improvement but anticlimactic

He actually murders people viciously.

>Deadpool flying through the air
>Stops midway, says "Did I leave the oven on?"

This entire movie is exactly the type of humor I hate most in movies. That "quirky" cutaway every 5 minutes to a snarky 1 liner humor marvel is most known for, I hate it so much. I have trouble even explaining why it is I hate it so much I just do.

Ironically this is the only movie it makes any sense for that shit to be in, that's exactly what the comic is.

The movies' humor is tame compared to how he is in the comics.

What do you expect from a movie written for reddit by reddit?

aaaaaahhhhh help me tony i hate this

I get that, I still don't like that style of humor though, it just doesn't do anything for me

That's fair.

I'll bet. I feel extremely embarrassed that I have maybe 15 or more Deadpool trade paper backs. What a cringe character. Anybody want to buy these things off of me btw? I'll give you a great price.

>LOL DUDE PEGGING
that was when I turned 360 degrees and walked away

captain deadpool ahahaha

i don't think i'm the right kind of dipshit to enjoy this flick

Deadpool SUCKS DICK

>ywn be choked out by gina carano

>marathoned
>8 minutes
inbred illiterate baboon

The second one is better.
Less reliance on cheap mindless pop culture references.

newfriend

rude like rudy from the cosby show. REMEMBER THE COSBY SHOW L M A O [graphic murder]

congrats, you're human

next up: suicide skwad

deadpool came 10 years too late

There's no novelty in that either.

Except that along with his 4th wall breaking is the entire novelty of Deadpool. Layer on top of that the novelty of this movie never working "on paper" and not only getting made due to passion for the character outweighing the doubts of studio execs, but becoming a financial and critical success and you've got something. I don't much care to see a 3rd movie or an MCU crossover or anything but I liked the 2 movies for what they were.

>marathoned
>8 minutes

Maybe eat a salad

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The first Deadpool movie is complete shit and the only reason people liked it was because it was a novelty, half the story is gay flashbacks on a bridge and then it's a boss fight

>he hasnt marathoned a movie
why are you even here

Seems like a pretty shit concept if that was it. I can see why it went over well in the 90's but there was no need to carry it forward.

>it's bad except for the novelty of it being good
Kill thyself.

The novelty of R rated gore and swear words you fucking idiot

Same dude, it was so bad in Thor I haven't been able to watch another marvel movie since.

>it was bad except for the R parts
Didn't hear anyone complaining about The Wedding Crashers

it was a bad movie. Deadpool was a bad movie
deadpool = bad movie
bad movie = deadpool
deadpool was a bad movie

I would agree, but I can't help admiring the perseverance of those who finally made it happen.