/got/

In just 4 episodes D&D have made Dany the most sympathetic character on the entire show and you all think they are bad writers
Lol okay.

nth for Stannis

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yes excellent

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>Where the fuck are we? This isn't King's Landing

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They are clearly going to wait for reinforcements from da norf

2/10, too cliche

The Tyrell elf was so fucking lewd!

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Checked.

Last living member of House Reyne, actively destroying the Lannishits from the inside

KEK

I notice they didn't give her flapjack titties

She was always sympathetic, the fact that it took them 8 Seasons to fucking finally show it is proof they're hacks.
Its the greatest city that ever was, and ever will be.

In a world that is regular, this is ir.

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FUCK YOU
I BELIEVED THE STANNIS LEAK LAST WEEK
I WAS SO HAPPY
I WAS CRYING WHEN THEY BROUGHT UP HOW ROBERT AND HIS BROTHERS WERE DEAD BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE FORESHADOWING
HIGHGARDEN AND STORM'S END BOTH BROUGHT UP? ITS HAPPENING HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
but it didn't
fuck you

lol

making himself immortal so he can spend an eternity reading in his cozy office

i love how Cersei hated that she showed so much skin.......shit was good to see all the drama and passive aggressive dialogue in this show before it all went to shit

>Reddit/10
Go back; have sex.

House Goodmen and House Bell are surrounding King's Landing! It's a siege, your Grace!

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Kit said they filmed scenes with characters that he thought they will never return, so wait

>tfw Stannis and his Northmen sneak into Winterfell with the help of Wyman Manderly and butcher the Boltons and Freys
youtube.com/watch?v=T2l--Px9vf0

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he's rhaegarr targaryen
literally nobody can dispute this

Imagine a family meeting between Rhaegar, Viserys and Daenerys
Imagine if the Targ siblings were all alive and as close with each other as the Starks

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>Tyrion you half pint fuck, you navigated us ALL THE WAY TO QARTH

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What did I do to you user. I'm just a humble Stannisposter. Have a cute pic

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>talk about your dead beta orbiter before making out

Did Jorah deserve this

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Lads I just cleaned my bathtub with bleach and now my eyes are burning. I'm pretty sure I didn't get any real amount of it in my eyes because I have glasses but I splashed a lot of water around and may have accidentally got some

Is this normal? My lungs kinda hurt too so I'm thinking maybe it's just a symptom of breathing in bleach fumes too much

Also fuck this show lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=Akl6OK2HUNA

>liquefying gold
>in 19 seconds

Why is everyone upset about Euron shooting that dragon from a boat?

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when did he say that?

Alright Asharafriends, I've got some heavy petting,skinny dipping,and leg locking.
Anything else to add before I do the timeskip to 10 kids?

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I m crying.. Really sad..
Dany lost everything.. I suporrt you burn all the city..
Choppp Cersie leg..
Hands and last
Give to dragon..

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he just wants a steady patron so he can continue his experiments in peace and take pride in the fact that clegane is in horrible pain from being a reanimated corpse.

Fuck the dragon whore.

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That could be Edmure, which would be nice

it was gilded steel

It was posted several threads ago

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Rhaegar would hate his batshit insane siblings

What PS2 game is this from?

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STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

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tyrion says, after telling varys about jon's true parentage, that 8 people know about it. those 8 would be, in order
>1. bran
>2. sam
>3. jon
>4. daenerys
>5. arya
>6. sansa
>7. tyrion
>8. varys
they're forgetting someone... where is he bros?

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>JESUS CHRIST WAIT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU ALSO WANTED A SCONE-

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do me a favor and include facesitting

Open the windows user

>cobra car for the dragon
based kek

Nah those look like pancakes in a pushup bra

youtube.com/watch?v=VmkqbrQEjzg
One of my favorite scenes where Large Marge blatantly calls Cersei an alcoholic

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Just trust in Stannis and you'll be alright lad.

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So this is the power of the average dany brainlet

littlefinger? I'm DAYNE

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M-Meera?

dw its just chemicals breath some fresh air and youll be fine lad

>cersei plz surrender ur surrounded

>I pulled it out of my ass several threads ago, go check the archives

Howland didn't go inside ToJ. I don't think he knows.

rhaegar was like 25 years older than viserys and daenerys, it would be really weird and unsiblinglike. he also would probably despise both of them for succumbing to targ madness, as it was made clear that he explicitly did not.

WHY did Eddard Stark eat Rickon Stark? What was his problem?

Anyone has a source?

Gilly

>Ned comes out with a baby
>Who's that
>Oh it's my bastard
>...... but I thought we were looking for your sister
>Huh?
I'm sure that would've ended up well

>where'd you get that baby Ned?
>huh? oh this baby? alway had it, he's my bastard, Jon...

so ned just walks out with a baby?

>Viserys: "DANY PLE-"
>Drogo: "SILENCE"
>minutes pass
>Drogo: "DONE?"
>Qotho: "Close, more wood"
>minutes pass, Viserys gets a knee cramp
>Drogo: "DONE?"
>Qotho: "Ready!"
>Drogo: "CROWN FOR A KING!"
>Viserys: "DANY- gah my knee...DANY PLEASE"

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of course he knows, meera is rhaegar's son

meli

so he didn't question why ned came out with a baby? if he knew lyanna was in there, he would have put 2 and 2 together.

What was the biggest retard move in the entire series and why was it Robb marrying a foreign whore in the middle of a war after he promised to marry the daughter of an important ally that he couldn't afford to lose in the middle of said war?

I wonder what kind of Person Jon would be if he was raised a Targ, but spent a lot of time in Winterfell

Turn your brain off and have sex.

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Balon by far

I'm not that poster. Try again.

> targ madness
please, just call it mental retardation from aeons of inbreeding

cuddling

STANNIS

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I heard that, Cersei!

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You know how fucking hot it would be in that room with a fire burning hot and long enough to melt gold down?

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This is what D&D probably believed, that since Howland Reed didn’t go into the tower himself he couldn’t possibly put together that Ned coming out with a baby from a place called the Tower of Joy where his sister and Rhaegar fucking Targaryen were hanging out that he can’t figure it out.

basically every military tactical decision

Did she orgasm?

>Ashara sneaking out the back of the tower with her and Ned's beautiful babby boy called fAegon

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>tfw Dark Souls 2 was a Stannis simulator

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Yeah, what up, this is Khaleesi
The sacking's goin' on
Thank the God it's Sunday

Keep their heads ringin'!
(Ring ding dong
Ring-a-ding ding ding dong)
Keep their heads ringin'!
(Ring ding dong
Ring-a-ding ding ding dong)

Say what?
(You better get up out of your iron throne)
That's right
(And work your body down to bow)
Yeah
(No time to funk around, 'cause we gon')
Flame you right on up
So get up, get a move
It's the D-A-N-Y the spectacular
In a siege I burn your towers
As I kill all of your civilians
And maintain to leave blood stains, so don't complain
Just chill, listen to the guts I spill
Keeping it real enables me to kill another mil'
Still, Lannisters run up and try to kill at will
But get popped like a pimple, so call me Khaleerasil
I wipe niggas off the face of the Earth since birth
I've been a bad nigga, now let me tell you what I'm worth
More than a stealth bomber, I cause drama
The enforcer, my dragon floats like a flying saucer
Or a 747 jet, never forget
I'm that queen that keeps the lords pants tight
The you ass gets smoked once you hear Dracarys
So check the fire that I'm bringin'
The motherfuckin' D-A-N-Y will keep they motherfuckin' heads ringin'

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darkstar

Yeah I thought this was a bit harsh

Has anyone here ever bothered to go back and watch earlier seasons?
I've been watching since the end of season 2 but aside from a few clips I've never really thought of commiting to a whole rewatch.
Does it make the quality decline even worse?

dilate

based

>Fuck it's hot in here. Fire cannot kill a dragon but it makes one sweat.

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>as it was made clear that he explicitly did not.

That faggot was more insane than any Targ we've known, just because he wasn't a firecel doesn't mean he wasn't batshit

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>whos baby is this ned
>Huh? oh this is my sister lyanna

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Hey more spoilers

reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/blxugc/unos_cuantos_spoilers/

based

>let's go fuck on jorah's pile of ashes
wtf d&d

based CIAposter

>There are characters in the finale that I did not expect,' he noted

metro.co.uk/2019/02/16/game-thrones-season-8-leaked-cast-list-confirms-shock-return-two-characters-reached-peak-intrigue-8645289/

In the article they talk about Robin And Edmure. But still

based and underrated

Yes, I recently rewatched the first 2 seasons and after the second night of binge watching I was on the verge of tears because of how good the show used to be and how much they botched it.

TWO babby boys

fAegon and Darkstar

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What do you take me for? An amateur? A Fool? A plebeian?>implying I haven't already

>it was made clear that he explicitly did not.
Says the man obsessed with prophecy, betrayed his marriage, and kidnapped a betrothed 14 year old girl (willingly or not), to hide in the desert for a year

Robb was unironically roofied and raped. And for the sake honor, the same kind his father had and his bannermen followed him for, felt forced to wed her.
Blame dave & busters for ignoring all of that for the sake of a ardent old god worshipper to wed in the name of the Seven.

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>Dead sister but on the bright side, free baby!

He was talking about ghost

No, considering book Dany loves and legit cares about him.

I'm sure Jorah would enjoy it. It's the ultimate endgame for a cuck.

The Targs were on their way out because of the ridiculous inbreeding, Dany is the last hiccup of their reign.

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>Has anyone here ever bothered to go back and watch earlier seasons?
Not me. And I don't think I ever will. I don't remember much to be honest but the show is shit now so why bother?

>keep having sons named aegon for your stupid prophecy
just insane targshit

Based

Don't forget he obsessively went to the place where 3/4 of his family was massacred to play the harp

Everyone knew she would be back, she was only gone for half a season.

>Khaleesi...come closer
>The nomad shitkins...the dothraki...I tried to make sure that all of those subhumans died in the charge...
>But *coughs up blood*
>But I think a few may have survived...I'm so sorry Khaleesi...please make sure they are all dead for me
>Please...and the castrated niggers too, please check that none of them are alive...this is my last wish, my Khaleesi...
>The Westerosi Man's burden Khaleesi....
>I just call it as I see it: the natural hierarchy...
*looks at camera*
>the darkies from the summer isles, the shitskins of essos, the chinks from yi ti, it's our duty to send them back across the narrow sea
>And if we can't Then they shall dangle from the weirwood tree. The night of steel is near
>my queen, we will have every coon in this continent dead or deported by the end of this war and may the old gods decapitate that sheboon Missandei if I'm right
>goodbye Khaleesi.... and may the gods bless the Westerosi brotherhood

"Here lies Ser Jorah, failure at life, failure in love, failed defender of the realm, he never scored"

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Cuddling as stated
Also if you're feeling bold write the first dance between Ned and Ashara with Ned being an awkward autistic shite and Ashara having to lead.

What is worse is that she used Jorah's love to fish for Jon to declare his for her. And he didn't.

Why are daddies so sexy?

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I thought having a daughter was the ultimate and final

im ready whenever you are user

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>hope for a decent end
No, not like this

jej

Remember when this show was about men? Now it's all about incels and femcels that we're supposed to imagine are leading Westeros

so coughposting has officially reached reddit and...
>they fucking think paulies hand from the sopranos is a rockstar sign
fuck it lads how do we murder an entire website? im really done

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I can forgive and turn a blind eye to a lot of shit this season but having a casual conversation with someone at least 8 stories above you is absurd in any reality.

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>woman having to lead
BASED

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>But Jon is in love with Dany, plus he's always been Neo Ned Stark who detested Jaime for doing the same thing. For him to kill her he'd have to see her roast innocents.
According to Frikidoctor, the last scene Peter Dinklage filmed was of Jon, Tyrion and Davos walking through the ruins of King's Landing while Tyrion has a guilty look on his face.

Bells have barely any significance to Dany and a lot to Cersei, and if Jon SAW Dany burning people alive, he wouldn't have needed Tyrion to tell him to stop her.

The source also claimed that Unsullied were raping people, so they probably mixed Cersei and Dany up. Two other leakers have done that sl far this season.

>Cersei kills everyone but Jon in the previous episode.
>As she's monologuing, certain her victory is within her grasp... a hooded figure enters the throne room.
>And who are you? the proud queen said.
>My name is Darkstar, and I am of the Night.
>Darkstar removes his hood, revealing Idris Elba. He draws Dawn and does a front flip across the room and kicks the mountain in his ballsack. His zombie testicles explode and shoot out confetti as he dies.
>Ghost is present and covers his eyes.
>Jon, Cersei and Qyburn look over and clap as the rightful kang walks up and takes the throne.
>Darkstar looks at the camera and says "It looks like I've won the Game of Thrones"
>All the characters who died come back to life and clap as the rightful Kang of the Iron throne takes control of the 7 Kangdoms.
>Dany comes back and theres a close up of her shitting her guts out for 2 minutes before she dies again.
>Darkstar breeds tens of thousands of westerosi women over the next decade, ensuring the future people of the Westeros are diverse and based.
>The Episode ends with GRRM furiously masturbating for 3 minutes and cumming on the lens of the camera.

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Based daddies poster

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why did winterfell even have trebuchets?

>write the first dance between Ned and Ashara with Ned being an awkward autistic shite and Ashara having to lead.
was that before or after the joust where Rhegar won? It had to be before right?

>as it was made clear that he explicitly did not.
uh...the prince that ran off with the daughter of a great house and instigated a war and left his terminally ill wife and children to be hostages for his father wasn't mad?

What planet are you from?

>Unsullied were raping people
They are stretching my suspension of disbelief for far too much.

Women can't lead for shit.

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>the eunuchs are raping
Nr1 trusted source.

>Drogo seizes the pot and immediately drops it as his hands sizzle
>"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
>sprints out of the tent and dunks his hands in Jorah's washing water
>returns some time later with freshly plundered small tongs
>"Now..."
>Eight painful minutes pass as he struggles to balance the pot with the tongs over Viserys long enough to say "Crown for a king!" like he'd planned out in his head waiting for the gold to melt
>"Dany please...kill me already"

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> be dabid
> browse reddit for dank memes
> hey trebuchets are pretty cool

>is a redditor
>complains about reddit on Yea Forums
I don't get it.

that's normal

It's the surviing dothraki.

Davos>Tywin>Stannis>Roose

It’s just as bad as the other leaks. At least with the previous ones I can bathe in the rage filled tears of Dany fags. This is just fucking bleh.

>I only browse reddit ironically, I swear!

I legit think this is what happened.

Top cringe. Having a daughter means having someone to carry on your genes to the next generation. If she and chad give you grandsons, they are heirs and progeny to both you AND chad.

Having a daughter is based and redpilled(but not nearly as much as having a son)

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>that stupid bdsm dog leash she wears
>muh I identify with my abuser and my abuse
>muh I'm taking my power back
I hope it becomes relevant to her death scene because for all these fuckwits go on about loyalty and protecting their family, walking around in that edgy costume is really disrespectful.

Turn youre brain off and have sex

nice

based and bellpilled

>lawful good
>backstabbing the sword of the morning

>not raising a lesbo and getting 2-for-1 cute daughterus
yikes

>the Mad Queen
>Chaotic Good

this was made season 1 wasn't it?

>tfw poor Shireen

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Davos isn't stern enough to be top daddy material.

I.... I-I'm sorry but I have to... show this sign...

*COUGH COUGH HAHGROFFKOFFKOFF, UHHHHHWHEEZE KOFF HAWRRGHAFFKAFF AHH AUUGHH KOFF KOFF COUGH HUR- HUR-HHGHHWHEEZEKOFF*

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That was howland reed

Did Dany/Jon or whomever left to command can't command them to not rape peoples? Like the WTF? These cunts just break in and they just raping peoples in the street?

eeeeeehhhhhhh.....
Depends
I live in a middle age-old fortified town, right inside the old walls, they restored most of the walls in the last decades so now there are people walking atop of it and we immediately realized that we could perfectly hear what people walking atop the wall said, even tho they spoke in a normal voice
But prolly they were designed that way for defensive purposes and the fact the walls are circular might play a role in that

Which is the fake ending ? Jon killing Dany?

i agree with you, its fine if your SON continues the family line , but not the daughter because it is the ULTIMATE KEK
daughters need to protected

this is the only acceptable reason to have a daughter , user i do agree with you

the fact that stannis is a drawing and the others are stills from the show is bothering me
and we know that daenrys isn't really CG

>Sansa
>close to Jon
>lied about Knights of the Vale
>undermined him every time he made a decision
>lied about trusting him
>completely mistrusted Dany even though Jon vouched for her and Dany helped keep Winterfell standing while Sansa hid like a coward
>lied to Jon about keeping a secret
>conspired behind her Warden's back

Sansa cannot be trusted whatsoever.

okay stannis

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>Euron and his men shoot at Drogon and Danny but she avoids them like a pro
hype up the scorpions then they cant do shit, hmmmmmm

Your sister, Catelyn Stark, neé Tully.

Obviously. They still haven't got Show-Stannis's picture. Their pictures are all coming from season 1 too.

They're pretending the rider has some control over the dragon

SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS

If GoT was set in real life, which one of these characters would be Jewish?

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Turn KL into an undead city.

>no bells
lies, plain lies

It's very clearly a S1 image

not just a fag but a fag of poor taste

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>AVADA KA-

The iron bank

lol

both

I like Varys more when he was called Garak

>because for all these fuckwits go on about loyalty and protecting their family
>loyalty
>family
Ah yes, by explictly throwing the man they called brother under the bus, breaking the vow of secrecy that their own father died preserving, and forcing him to take a crown and throne he wants nothing to do with for the sake of 'muh free north'
What a loyal and loving family that Shalsa Stark

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Littlefinger. Both manipulate politics from behind the scenes, but Varys does it solely out of genuine altruism while Littlefinger is in it purely for personal gain

you gay, user?

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>tfw there was a time when people were hype for the inclusion of Stannis in the show

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varys, his intentions are focused on altering society from behind the scenes
littlefinger abused his trade position to get hella rich but ultimately he just wanted to fuck 1 woman, and he couldn't even do that

>GRRM told D&D 3 things that really surprised them
>Shireen's burning was the first one
>Hodor's origin was the second
>Third moment will be in the Finale

So, what will it be?

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It's easy, if you have a daughter just do it like Craster did.

You sure that's not Arya desu senpai baka?

Faceless Men and Braavosi are the Jews who destroyed the Roman Empire aka Valyria before founding the Freemasons

The guy wants to break the 'barrier' of science and magic. Hence why Citadel expels him. He tries to obtain forbidden knowledge that might end up harming Westeros as a whole. He already accomplish this with the Mountain, who knows what else can he do if he is given enough time and resource. I won't be surprised if it turns out all the other Queensguards have been turned into zombies as well.

Why was Balon really stupid?

top kek

the stupid thing about the dragon deaths is that they seem to just fly around like retarded puppies, aloof to any danger. I'd think a dragon would be predatory, intelligent, and aware of potential threats.
shit pisses me off

Jon kills Dany or taking over the throne.

Balon did literally nothing right

read the books showcuck

My favorite. Flapjacks or pancakes, or by any other name, I just want to cover them in butter.

>in Jorah's washing water

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>taking advantage of the clumped city to poison the supplies
We wish.

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i miss him bros

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Iron Bank you fool

I always imagined Theon's clothes being like this in A Clash of Kings, when he's obsessed with dressing well and wearing the finest silks and velvets because he takes great pride in his fashion sense

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Varys does it for MISSING PLOTLINE.

why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

Tyrion goes back to muh family

What makes it worse is that Rhaegal was killed off by some bullshit just so the audience thinks Cersei would be a challenge and to save on the budget.

based reeker

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Ideally how long the show should have gone? How would you adapt A Feast for Crows and Dance of Dragons properly without stretching it too long.

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But Varys had his penis removed

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Who you tryin' ta mess with Westerose?
Don't you know I'm loco?
To da one on da chains
Boy it's tough
I just toss that lord in the dragonflame
Like bacon
It's done when I dracarys wham
Damn, I feel like a Targaryen
Don't make me wrek ya heretic
Dark magic got me goin' like Aerys da hectic
Damn
The ships are sinkin' I'm thinking
It's all over when ballistae shooting
Oh
Makin' my mind slow,
That's why I forget about Greyjoys yo
Bro
I got ta' enflame
'Cause a Khaleesi like me is goin' insane
Insane in the membrane

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>"lmao lets betray the Starks to steal what Robb is freely giving"
>accomplishes almost nothing and then dies, leaving the Ironborn worse off than when he started his retarded campaign
He was the worst of them all, by far. He is even more retarded in the books.

>this pot was cooking food a moment before
>puts in some gold trinkets
>somehow produces this much molten gold

Drogo died without ever knowing that he was descended from a line of powerful metal-mancers, who could melt and multiply metals at will.

Pity

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I'd watch a spinoff or prequel following Qyburn's misadventures and experiments. Give that man five years after dredging Rhaegal from the ocean and he'll have so much crazy shit developed it'll make these heat-seeking cruise missile scorpions seem tame in comparison.

COUGHCARYS

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Fuck that treasonous cunt

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The entire Iron Islands are filled with the most retarded people in Westeros

What do you guys think of our D&D impressions?

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>tfw am that 1 in 100 previously intact

Remembering the old days

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Fucking pedo sand nigger deserved it.

i imagine this to be what the inside of brans head looks like
then he just swaps the tv channel when thinks of other rapes

I honestly can't remember anything specific. I know he rebelled and lost and then started raiding the north. Was he always just really outnumbered or something like that?

>Qyburn, Reanimator
Kino
youtube.com/watch?v=UlU1LRR2-Es

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They only accidentally made an insufferable cunt sympathetic for the first time just as they were having all the characters turn to the audience and say "Dany is evil now" when those same characters lecturing us are the ones who fucked up. The writers' sockpuppets also tell us Jon is too weak to lead and show how worthless and stupid he us, but say that means he should be on the throne because leaders are bad anyway so a shitty leader is best.

The third moment is Tyrion being revealed as a traitor. We already have multiple sources that say he is put on trial and we know that Dany dies this episode. I imagine a flashback to Tyrion's scene with Cersei in season 7 and a flashback to his talk with Sansa about Jon's parentage.

maybe i should reinstall mount and blade

Ironically adapting Feast and Dances probably would have taken less time if they did it right, seasons 5-8 have had so much filler that if anything D&D have stretched it out. This is because Feast and Dance were themselves 90% filler and could have probably been covered combined in a season and a half if they bothered. They could have covered everything from FAegon, to Dorne very quickly if they stuck to plot points because those two books were 90% descriptions of food, scenery, and the weather to begin with.

Keep Aegon, include Victarion instead of giving half his traits to Euron while talking away half what makes Euron interesting.

Dumb and Dumber say that this season is the perfect length for what they wanted to show, but it would have been much better to have a full season, or even a truncated one after this one. Everything feels so rushed now, especially them tying up the fucking NK plot line in a single episode after eight years of build up.

Well, I think they made him smarter & competent than in the book. Book-Qyburn is just a doctor and possible necromancer. Show version is an expert weapon designer and the kingdom's spymaster as well.

I haven't kept up with the series well at all, wtf are these bell and coughing memes?

Roose would be by far the most appealing to thots with a daddy fetish. You literally reversed the accurate ranking.

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It was a better time.

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kek

Imagine him watching SAm cry and tumble to the undead, postive he was about to watch his failure of a fat son finally meet his end

imagine the hours of watching him cry and shit himself while everyone died around him

imagine seeing your fat son actually live through the Long Night by laying down and fucking crying

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preston whre is ur vid dog

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>Has anyone here ever bothered to go back and watch earlier seasons?
>Does it make the quality decline even worse?
Worse, but not that much worse if you're more into that characters and muh acting over lore and plot. It's still an entertaining show with scene after scene that can been enjoyed on it's own, even knowing how shit the plot all becomes and how the WW threat was a joke.

I would say it's good for a rewatch if you're getting hyped for a new fantasy vidya or whatever but I don't think it's going to have NEARLY the rewatchability people thought it would before they subverted their own lore. At this point, there really is nothing much deeper than the characters. This could change with future spin-offs or books, but i doubt(x) that for obvious reasons. You have to have solid and consistent lore to keep the autists, though, and they've lost them.

I'm part of the 55/100 circumcised
>tfw can't even masturbate without lube because I was born in a country that thinks only girls deserve rights
Circumcision is male genital mutilation and fuck the feminists who say it's not a real issue

>In just 4 episodes D&D have made Dany the most sympathetic character on the entire show
I must have missed whatever it is you think made her especially sympathetic somehow.

Margary is such a fucking dog WOOF WOOF how can anyone unironically like her she even got pancake titties

he died

Could the new Daario actor work as Euron? He seems too plain for me, though pretty handsome I guess.

Not putting chaosh is a laddah under chaotic evil

Tywin>Roose>Stannis>Davos

She has waardenburg syndrome. A literal RL elf!

She has unique face, and 10/10 button nose
top thronefu

Gods /got/ was strong then.

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The Fat Man is going to finish the books, right? This isn't the only ending we are ever going to have, right?
lie to me if you have to

Because crowning yourself king and independent while trying to steal the barren lands of the North while the likes of Tywin and Stannis are still out and about is a brilliant move.

And all because Robb sent Theon back early, after Robert took him hostage, and offered to formerly recognize the Isles independence from the rest of Westeros. Truly a masterstroke what with all the treasure and women the Norf offered.

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Gendry rowboat sequel WHEN?

Damn... Davos is a chad all along

If you're interested in that mod, it's Gekonewer. There's also a Gekodickplo which is base Gekokujo with Dickplomacy(diplomacy with sex) but it's worse in every way, outside of having (poor) sex options, compared to Gekonewer since it was made for the base version of Gekokujo instead of the improved Gekonewer. There's also two GoT mods that are okay from what i've heard.

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Every citizen down in Kingslanding liked Cersei a lot.
But the Queen who lived just North of Kingslanding did not!

The Queen hated Cersei! The whole Cersei treason!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be, perhaps, that her shoes were too tight.
It could be her head wasn't screwed on just right.

But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that her heart was two sizes too small.

But, whatever the reason, her heart or her shoes,
He stood there on Battle Eve hating the Literal whos,

Staring down from her cave with a sour, bitchy frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town,

For she knew every Who down in Kingslanding beneath
Was busy now hanging a Kingsbanner wreath.

"And they're hanging their stockings," she snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Slaughter day! It's practically here!"

Then he growled, with her Bitch fingers nervously drumming,
"I must find some way to keep Cersei from cumming!

For, tomorrow, I know all the literal who girls and literal who boys
Will wake bright and early. They'll rush for their toys!

And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
There's one thing I hate! All the NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!

They'll stand close together, with surrender bells ringing.
They'll stand hand-in-hand, and those with heads will start singing!"

Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays
Welcome Euron! Come this way
Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays
Welcome Cersei, Surrender Day

Welcome, welcome, fahoo ramus
Welcome, welcome, dahoo damus
Surrender Day is in our grasp
So long as we have hands to clasp

Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays...

"And they'll scream! And they'll scream! And they'll SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM!"
And the more the Bitch thought of this Surrender Scream,
The more the Bitch thought, "I must kill this whole keep!"

Varys. Littlefinger is still a noble from westeros just from a very minor house. Varys whole thing is that he's an outsider

>one ep for whole fucking Others war
>one ep for Dany to go full Big Bad
>half an ep for the entire Cersei war and half an ep for the entire Dany war
>one ep to wrap absolutely everything else
>whole fucking seasons of stupid sidequests shit and characters standing around talking for an hour about nothing

Genius pacing.

>fuck the feminists who say it's not a real issue
All the people I've ever seen saying it's not a real issue are cutfags rationalising.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee jon stop being likable and taking my attention
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gimme my throne

how good are the sex scenes, she looks really cute

So when Dany was getting pounded by Khal Drogo from behind...were those tits hers or a body double's?

Kek based

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Of course, my son, he will finish. Of course.

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That'd be even more retarded than Jaime going back to KL for Cersei.

At least George knows what not to do.

In M&B? lool
>muh 16 bit fetish

Gekodickplo doesn't have the pretty faces mod, only Gekonewer, unless someone got around to adding them, but I don't think so. Gekodickplo is just base Gekokujo with Dickplomacy, so no other fancy mods.

GoT doesn't do flashbacks

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>Cersei, I implore you, think about this.

Try just saying the phrase "male genital mutilation" to an American feminist and they get triggered

hey /got/, i tried to watch 1x01 back in 2011 and i fell asleep like 10 minutes in.
Is it still worth it to watch this show even if season 8 is apparently the last one and there's no way i can catch up before it ends?

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>What are Bran's trips

He will die and his books will be posted posthumously.

Imagination is always better than reality, the more you have to fill in the better it is.

Pig face more like

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seasons 1-5 are good
6-8 are not

all you have to do is watch 5 episodes a day

Bran has done fuck all except flashbacks the last couple of seasons.

>Cersei's flashback in season 5 premiere
I don't get why they don't allow flashbacks at all.

you just know

We do not kneel.

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>dumps a binder full of bell research in the trash
>we just set back the book by months

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Great, this video made me hate Sansa again.

Truly wholesome

S1,2,3,4, and the first half of 5 are worth watching. It's a solid show up until Stannis burns Shireen

lol.
>Oi u cheeky wanka! Fancy a brap?
Says her with her real british accent.

The first four seasons are great and yeah you should give it a retry.
Season five to seven drop in terms of quality, but it still has it's moments. Still worth a watch.
Season 8 has been disappointing so far unfortunately.

niggah, he was crazy as shit and deserved to die despite the fact that lyanna consented to munch his cock. He left his wife and kids to be with some piece of ass, and dragged an entire country to civil war for it and decided not to come clean.

Jon being pussywhipped in this episode and going back to being a gormless faggot who has no spine and gets pushed around by everyone because he can do fuck all by himself ruined him for me. Fuck, the writers even tell us "Jon is a weak ruler" though I guess they want him to be our favourite, or not because we already know he already dies or is exiled to the North (or they have to throw the Night's Watch together in five minutes by showing quickly why it still even needs to exist).
Bran's the one on the Iron Throne and all he's done is sit in a wheelchair, speak in a monotone voice, and stare into space while everyone sacrifices their lives for him for no reason.

Name a single moment in season 7

>Amazing! What I think is so important about this is that in so many of these, Sansa is actually being incredibly brave by making her 'bitchy' comments. She's taking a huge risk by mouthing off to people who have power over her and could easily hurt her, but she still won't be a docile little lamb. I love that they couldn't break that quality out of her, you know?
screaming

>I havnt played with dolls since I was 8

Breaks my fucking heart lads. The look on Connery's face is so spot on. Starks such a busy man but tried his best because he knew he was having problems at home despite all the juggling of official duties in a land he detests. His ungrateful spoiled cunt of a daughter should have seen this and respected him for it but he has no choice but to be understanding and recover the best he can. He with no support attempts to give support the best he can.

Rips a mans heart right open.

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Is it just a dream /got/? Or could it turn real someday.

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You are the worst second francis

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That reads like satire desu

There was only one true king. One true vision for KL.

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>Jaime charging Daenerys

Why do modern young women think being bitchy and nasty in a good thing to be now? Why do they do it? Who taught them this?

i dare to say... a big guy?

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This one has a chance of coming out. A Dream of Spring is literally a fucking dream, though.

SPOILERS OUT!!!
Dany orders them to pull Rhaegal's body out of the water to show Jon what her trusting him has cost her, Jon touches its snout like the Night King touched Viserion only in this case just as a way of saying good bye. Smoke stars pouring out of its wounds and its eyes open. Jon now has basically a telepathic communication with Rhaegal. All of the ballistae are expecting 1 dragon, Rhaegal being controlled by Jon though flies and annihilates the Iron Fleet by surprise and then starts attacking King's Landing while the battle breaks out.

Field of fire 2.0

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>implore

based spoilers

both. Jews have a proprietary interest on cleverness. If you're a competent player in whatever game you're playing, and you have a shrewd, scheming mind (meaning, not a rigid / honest / honorable mindset like stannis) the Jews will literallly send one of their daughters to seduce you to literally steal your genes. Your kids will be Jewish by their law and the idea is they'll have those traits.

ICE TO MEET YOU

>From the frosty mesa

once upon a time
there was subtext

Kek

well even with the weird geentics of Walder Frey, RObb should have known that at least one of the dude's 15 daughters would have been a hot piece of ass.

Even if they were all fugly, its not hard to just pick the butterface, hit it from the back to make your heirs, and pick up hot girls at the local tavern on the side.

Better than what we'll get

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based

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Move!

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I already watched this. Pretty good tbqh, though the stag horn edit on Stannis looks pretty goofy. The shot with Littlefinger & Cersei are my favorite.

new non-shipper thread:

this

>jon is a fully actualized avatar for the lord of light
>he's gonna throw down with Euron, the avatar for the great other, the drowned god
>the fight that was promised, the true battle for the dawn
Sasuga Dabid

Hi dabid

Jon will just invoke the fact that he's technically still Night's watch and can't hold the throne

Yaaaas queeen

>rebuild the city out of marble
what the fuck was he thinking?

ok I'm going to help you guys with Dany's end that nobody seems to get

it is jarring that she suddenly turns mad queen right? yet you can point to past events that seemingly justify it all along. But wait, the people who aren't retards think, those events were never reflected upon poorly or indicated madness of any sort, so what gives?

well the answer is that they aren't making her mad, they're making her mad to the other characters in the show, while the audience is meant to watch the tragedy unfold. Somebody with at least arguable motivation to commit horrible acts is deemed insane and will lead to a chain of events that only makes everyone turn on her while she becomes more and more distrusting, isolated, and justifiably paranoid. To cap it off is both jon and dany making the "correct" decisions, ending with jon killing her, enhancing the tragedy

HOWEVER, do not take this to mean that it will be coherent or make sense or even be recognizable. I am only saying that is going to be dunkin donuts attempt with her character, and it will probably fail

I can't wait for this week where the camera accidentally catches cast members counting their money and Dany's half eaten Baconator

>D-dont you like it?

True AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH right here

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mad
king

Lol someone photoshop this meme with various *COUGH* and AAAAAAAHHHHHH imagines.

Varys is a merman after all. Cough.

>trying to find logic in s8 plot point
LMFAO
She is going full mad queen for no reason get ready

Robb should have tried to set up a marriage with Arianne martell

nah shes going to be ruthless and execute people but it will be "somewhat" justified

she'll execute varys and tyrion justifiably and everyone will turn against her and start calling her mad

I don't think anyone disagrees with this though.
Its not being handled well, and characters seemingly being written as suddenly butthurt about things they were chill with doing themselves in the past. These the are supposedly the wise characters in the show, but they have been rendered completely retarded to push a bad plot direction. They're not really selling this idea that Dany is good, but tragically misunderstood.

I don't think they're even going that route. They are making it look like she's always been low key mad, and now she's lost control.

there has been theories of her going "mad" since the first books
its really not that crazy,although the show way of doing it will probably be way different

When all of Westeros perfected teleportation

He was a Consul of Rome

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im aware, I think they're playing against that

hell, martin might even

>you made me do this khaleesi