So... tell me... how the FUCK would you fix this series in two episodes?

This isn't realistic at all. Darkstar should cuck Euron as well.

>>Ghost is present and covers his eyes.
oh lord

based

You forgot the part where he breeds 10 thousand Westerosi women over the next few decades multiple times. Until half of Westeros is black and sporting a BBC.

>Dany dies and theres a close up of her shitting her guts out for 2 minutes.
But she shits before she dies right? Necrophilia is creepy, who would want to watch some dead lass shitting herself?

Stannis isn't dead and he takes the throne

she comes back to life, then shits herself, then she dies. It's canon.

They won't, we know how it ends.

Someone sacrifices Arya to bring back the night king

>Zombie scat porn
Now there's something I hadn't fapped to until 30 seconds ago

>Drogon is shot down and dies but not before incinerating every last man woman and child in Kings Landing
>Jaime kills Cersei and Euron, then kills himself
>Sandor kills Gregor and dies from his wounds
>Jon executes Sansa for breaking her promise
>Jon executes Dany for burning tens of thousands of civilians alive
>Jon executes Tyrion and Varys for treason and conspiring against the throne
>Jon executes Arya for sneaking around all the time, breaking a good man's heart, and breaking the prophecy storyline by killstealing him and basically just ruining the entire fucking meta-narrative
>Jon executes himself for abandoning Ghost without so much as a goodbye pat
>Bran mind controls the entire remaining population of Westeros and forces them to kill themselves
>Bran, the last man in Westeros, rolls his wheelchair out of a tower and kills himself

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Degeneratefags will get what they deserve on the day of the holy cross

Reveal suddenly that the entire show actually takes place in a renaissance theme park.
youtu.be/5Krz-dyD-UQ

This would actually subvert my expectations.

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Cersei realizes that the Dothraki invasion brought a new kind of plague in Westeros. People start dying en masse and the show becomes a gritty realistic medieval show (almost a documentary about 13th century Europe) about restoring the country's national power despite the plague.

Reddit is thataway, npc.

Night King returns, kills everybody while they're at each other's throats, he takes the Iron Throne, ushers in the Long Night.

It underscores the show's main theme that power struggles distract from the real issues (in this case, zombie apocalypse), and realistically punishes the characters for their mistakes (which is how all the good big deaths happened earlier, like Ned and Robb), their mistake here being to divide and squabble when they should unite and progress.

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cersei was arya wearing her face the whole time and then she kills herself

>Jon Danny and Cersei in the throne room.
>Ned "Sage of six paths" stark is appears via the lord of light and says "Jon, stab the dragon cunt through her heart, it's the only way" and Jon will shishkabob Danny, Cersei, and the Ice King in one fell swoop.

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im ACTING.

>"RIGHT IN THE BOULDERS!"

You literally can't. Best they can do is go balls to the wall retarded and go out with a bang. They don't have the time or writing for the intrigue so they need to go for impact.

This is the only way.

I'd like next episode to be another Hodor moment where Bran wargs into the Mad King and it's realized that the Mad King wasn't crazy, it was just Bran. Knowing this, they calm Dany the fuck down and convince her she's not another Mad Queen.

Big battle, one of the Stark sisters dies, and for the love of god put a baby in that damn mother of dragons. There, saved.

You don't. You make the normies Ree by giving it a shit ending that will make it be talked about in anger, ego making people want the prequels even more ego making your property even more invest worthy. Bravo d n d.

>Dany defeats Cersei and takes over King’s Landing
>Drogon is mortally wounded and Dany asks Jon to put him out of his misery
>Jon stabs at Drogon, which is suddenly a green pillow
>music cuts out
>pic related happens

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So, just like the UK then?

>Necrophilia is creepy
Have sex.

based

I wonder what was going through everybody's mind when they made this specific poster.

Wait, is this image implying that I want no records of my late night Bran Stark-related internet activities?

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why didn't they just shoot all of them with the giant arrows

You guys are worse than my fucking grandmother and she cries to reruns of All My Children.

That's enough cheek from you lad >:(

Stanis takes his rightful place as king

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