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cough merch when

Reminder

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Replace drogo with bells

khalessi please.....

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>Jon, who is Ygritte?

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>this triggers Dany

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So what's the Qyburn endgame?

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I'd wear this shirt to my gender studies class.

To be a plot device and a non-character

>2 weeks until I'm off this wild ride for good
Please recommend me something to watch once its over

post yfw normies worldwide get their dreams and worldview crushed on sunday

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who's the new prince of dorne bros

>Dany was an analogy to a dictator the whole time
>She was written as heroic and a good person, but it was her perspective
>The whole idea of her character was that dictators exist because their followers (and particularly, fans) follow them

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i like this season so far

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sex zombies

do you mean the city-state?

Secretly the last member of House Reyne and is trying to burn the Lannisters down

Any chance Cercei will win lads?

The spinoff

DARKSTAR

He's unironically in it for science
Also this

UPDATED

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redpill me on the dany hates bells meme?

People think Friki was wrong, but Tyrion might be put on trial in the finale. There is next to no info on how the show ends, and it definitely won't be 80 minutes of Sansa ruling or a Bran small council or Jon hanging out with Tormund.

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who else ready to see dany go nuclear next episode?

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>Jon, who is Val from the alternate world?
Someone just have the bell yelling DAAANY as it flies across the sky.

It's Darkstar lad

>Bells are kino in the books
>makes no sense at all in the show
What did they mean by this?

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*INHALES DEEPLY* NI- *COUGH* *COUGH* N- *WHEEZING INHALE* N-N....NI - *HACKING COUGH* *DRYHEAVE* NIG- *COUGHS* NIG- *DRYHEAVE* *SPUTTERING COUGH* NI- *PANTS* n-n...nig... *PANTS* ...nnNNNNIG- *SHARP INHALE, COUGH*

this
Also I think I'll be spamming this pic around next sunday

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>/got/cel wins contest to Emilia's private Episode 6 party
>wears Drogo/Dany shirt
>brings a starbucks cup

this would be kino

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>breaking bad
>the sopranos
>the terror

>ah, she just some wildling belle I used to date

Quasimodo predicted this

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Does Lord Radmure balance out Dour T*lly?

based season liker

hell no

Seen them

my dude just wants to experiment--given what we've seen him do so far, he's probably fucking around with life extension and the medical sciences for his own sake.

Qyburn becomes the new Night King and destroys Westeros.

Nowadays that would probably get you kicked out of the school and arrested for psychological disturbance. people can't handle the banter anymore.

>I will kill that man
>I don't care how many arrows they feather me with, how many spears they run through with
>I will kill that horn blowing cunt before I fall

m crying.. Really sad..
Dany lost everything.. I suporrt you burn all the city..
Choppp Cersie leg..
Hands and last
Give to dragon...

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What's up with the bell meme? Did something else get spoiled too?

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BOY

One part of the D&D is a bullied fat incel. He will kill both cunts.

I have to travel and won't be able to watch until like Thursday of next week which means I can't go on Yea Forums from Sunday until then.

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Move baratheon up, bobby b deserves better

whats all this about a bell

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>deadwood
?

No matter how bad it gets, just remember that the Night's King died for this.

Why are bells kino in the books?

This makes perfect sense

>Bells ring when the king dies
>Dany is a queen, not a king
>She knows that bells will never ring for her death, acknowledging her reign

The bells mock her

>tfw Baratheons have the best music suite
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GODS I WAS STRONG THEN!

*COUGHS and Dragon AAAGGHHHHHHS in the distance*

The Tyrion/Sansa scheming doesn't seem possible since Sansa is still in Winterfell. Unless lots of teleporting goes on

for our own pleasure...

if someone doesn't go to burlington bar next sunday wearing this shirt ill be so disappointed in you guys

>Theon dies to the Night King without even being given an obsidian dagger over Arya
>Doesn't get to say this to Euron

For some reason, hearing surrender bells in KL sends Dany into a murderous rage

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Use putlockers retard, gets uploaded on there really fast and in HD. WiFi, mobile data, antenna in arse will suffice

COPE

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>tfw triggered by a bell
Dany and Unsullied fuck up kings landing and they begin to surrender but the surrender bells that sound off in a tower literally "break" Dany mentally and she goes pure mad targaryan

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Needs more howling Jorahs. One or a whole pack, because with just a few it looks like it's supposed to be one of those cheesy photo portraits from the 70's or 80's and this is shit as that.

Which house has the most aesthetic colors/sigil? Dayne would be a serious contender if GRRM didn't give them pride parade tier colors.

Pillars of the earth

Sounds good, thanks user

Is this a leak from episode 5? Can you leak the rest of the episode? Is she going to be the one to kill Cersei?

ill always love the first one because of how medieval it sounds, I miss this sow back when it actually felt medieval, I think when it strayed away from that is when the quality went down.

Ours is the Last Laugh

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Sounds great. I can't wait to see.

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Someone taller.

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miss sunday was the only hot girl left this show is DEAD

It all links back to her marriage to Khal Drogo, and the bells remind her of the Dothraki having bells in their hair. That marriage is the only reason she acquired dragons, Viserys dying, herself becoming mother of dragons and ultimately leading to that point where she SNAPS.

>are you high?

So what we got form GOT is
>whispering "khaleesi" in a sooth, raspy voice over and over
calms Targ madness
>bells ringing
activate Targ madness
anything else?

>I dreamt such a clangor I thought my head might burst, drums and horns and pipes and screams, but the saddest sound was the little bells.

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Why the fuck would that trigger Dany. Having her get PTSD from bells is something you'd have to establish well in advance

>black
>hot

No.

I read the books ages ago, how does the series compare?

nth for Stannis

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My knees are bending on their own.

42th for Azor Azhari

Ygritte looks like she could beat Daenerys to death with her chin

Sansa spoke with Tyrion at Winterfell, and the conversation was cutoff. Sansa could very well make it to King's Landing in the future.

oh that's terrible

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You underrated motherfucker

This is the dumbest shit I have ever heard in this show. I mean this unironically.

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Yes of course, except the show never made any mention of fucking bells in his hair

>Khaleesi...come closer
>The nomad shitkins...the dothraki...I tried to make sure that all of those subhumans died in the charge...
>But *coughs up blood*
>But I think a few may have survived...I'm so sorry Khaleesi...please make sure they are all dead for me
>Please...and the castrated niggers too, please check that none of them are alive...this is my last wish, my Khaleesi...
>The Westerosi Man's burden Khaleesi....
>I just call it as I see it: the natural hierarchy...
*looks at camera*
>the darkies from the summer isles, the shitskins of essos, the chinks from yi ti, it's our duty to send them back across the narrow sea
>And if we can't Then they shall dangle from the weirwood tree. The night of steel is near
>my queen, we will have every coon in this continent dead or deported by the end of this war and may the old gods decapitate that sheboon Missandei if I'm right
>goodbye Khaleesi.... and may the gods bless the Westerosi brotherhood

"Here lies Ser Jorah, failure at life, failure in love, failed defender of the realm, he never scored"

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BOBBY B WAS RIGHT NED WAS WRONG.

Just came back.

Quick rundown on the bell meme?

So people stop asking

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>bells remind her of the Dothraki having bells in their hair.
Stop fucking say this. This was never in the show.

What is going through Dany's mind at this EXACT moment?

In the books there is somewhat of a precedence for it. Its just going to be mindboggling retarded in the show

light skinned black with white features is the hottest a girl can get

based Bobby B

Right, it's dumb. Will be interesting to see how they make it work. Maybe she misinterprets the bells to be a rallying cry?

when was bobby b ever truly wrong

based and, I dare say it redpilled

>all PoC characters turn out to be rapists/criminals and are presumably killed at the end of the show
>biggest feminist icon of the past decade goes down in flames
>omniscient white boy with no qualifications gets the throne

May the cries of the soiwashed masses echo for eternity. You reap what you sow.

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FUCK TARG FUCKING SHITS
BARATHEONS
BARATHEONS
BARATHEONS

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It's a shame the neck doesn't directly line up with one's own neck. Also nice dubs.

kek

add dayne to /ourguys/ friend

>In the books there is somewhat of a precedence for it
can you elaborate?

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He was too pure for this shit planet.

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Holy shit i know some of you guys will call this stupid but FUCK this kinda sounds kino

ill be cheering the whole time as normies get their dreams shattered

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That is why I said it would be kino in the books but not in the show. In the show it would of course be meaningless.

He just wants to be Cersei's footslave

perfect

>cheesy photo portraits
Fuck off those were awesome. My uncle had one with a unicorn on the moon and it was badass.

>implying Khal Drogo never had horse pusy

The starks have a kind of tragic melody but I think it's the best. They will get the throne (or it's rubble).

>you now realize hbo spent millions on trying to hide the ending, adding layers of security and shooting fake scenes only to have it leak anyway
Why do they bother? Why not just let the leaks be free, and people who don't want them can do their best to avoid it.

she probably doesn't go actually crazy from the bells, most likely she just doesn't stop at surrender while the bells are ringing

this

what precedence? I always skipped her chapters

What goes through Yea Forums's mind when they hear the words
>ONE GOD
>ONE REALM
>ONE KING

I'm guessing she'll understand it's surrender, but won't care because she hasn't gotten revenge enough in her mind, so she's pissed they gave up already while she wants to keep going.

better then got compares to asoiaf, its pretty good, great actors too

Will Emilia be able to pull the pure, unhinged Targ madness of pic related?

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this really subverts my expectations, DABID

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The condemned shall be cough dropped through the Eunuch Door.
My first OC

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as if capeshit fans would dislike anything as long as it had all their epic characters quipping on screen

Lena Headey Jumps Off A Cliff Into Freezing Water | Running Wild With Bear Grylls
youtube.com/watch?v=S-lY6kCte7Q

Remeber where he was introduced and who put that garrison to the sword....

>cersei: please, i surrender, have mercy
>dany: lol no

>Jon, remember Ygritte? You used to fuck her all the time. Remember the time you made out with her on top of the wall? Like your cripple brother would say, It was beautiful. Too bad no one else will ever compare with her prime firecrotch pussy. No one at all.

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someone please shop COUGH over sansa as shes about to get raped

This. Works for other races too. Uma Jolie makes me hard as fuck

This. Some people say The Wire, too, but I havent seen it. Serialized "prestige" cable tv shows are not worth the hassle as they're premiering, though. I'm done with the try-hard soap operas. 90% of them at least are either shit to begin with or worst fall apart after you're already invested.

Stick with kino films and episodic, single-serving tv.

Why is jorah so cringe?

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>yfw Gendry dons a suit of armor and crushes Dany's fucking skull with his hammer.

youtube.com/watch?v=cp5S40Wv200

>you don't need a cock to be a good ruler!
[cheering]

>Jaime abandons Brienne
[soiboys distressed, wymyn crying]

>DRACARYS
[wymyn scream with joy]

>Gregor swings his sword
[sobs heard in background]

how will they react to the ending?

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She's the girl I used to fuck before you. Got a problem with that?

Wen he called any of the incest spawn his own child desu

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LADS??

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>dany and unsullied fuck up KL
how? looks like dany only had a few hundred unsullied left

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Gendry vs. The Hound

Gendry like his father, was cucked by a Stark, who ran off with another man.

I thought it was a good OC fren

saved

>The man had her brother's hair, but he was taller, and his eyes were a dark indigo rather than lilac. "Aegon," he said to a woman nursing a newborn babe in a great wooden bed. "What better name for a king?" "Will you make a song for him?" the woman asked. "He has a song," the man replied. "He is the prince that was promised, and his is the song of ice and fire." He looked up when he said it and his eyes met Dany's, and it seemed as if he saw her standing there beyond the door. "There must be one more," he said, though whether he was speaking to her or the woman in the bed she could not say. "The dragon has three heads."

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Preston level theories about the bells in KL ringing just as the Mad King losses his shit right and proper, thus perhaps being some sort of trigger.

Shit explanation I know but i recall there being more to it that made sense. I do remember it being brought up that Aerys was particularly Nero levels of crazy throughout his reign, just rather stingy, paranoid, and a bit of a shitter. IIRC he wasnt really a yammering psychotic BURN THEM ALL man. Again theres more to it, I just dont remember it

what are the spoilers again? jon kills dany and what else?

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>dabid
>writing this glorious ending
Alas user

>Killing the person who made you lord of Storm's End

Not too smart

neither option makes much sense. either she's winning a battle and goes for the jugular (why? the only thing that seems to bother her is losing), or she's winning and snaps because of a bell.

Too consistent, DABID don't even remember that scene.

And any woman who thinks herself in her league would have to be dropped on her head as a babe ten times over, a real fuckhead

It's ok. Good attempt lad.

DnD will subvert expectations when 1000s of them and half the dothraki turn up next episode

How do you mix Cersei and Dany?

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She cute

imagine ygritte bullying dany

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Stannis, Mannis, Iron Stag
Doesn't like to boast or brag
His cause is true, his will is just
But will he bend or will he bust

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He's a Baratheon, one day the urge to crush the TARG FUCKING SHITS will take hold.

Please comment

WHO'S READY FOR SUNDAY?

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I can't tell what the purpose of this maymay will be, but I think Bobby B would like it

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>as if dan and dabid would ever write something this consistent an logical
COPE

The bells are a targshit thing. But i honestly think this is better reasoning.

Maybe the surrender bells triggered her PTSD or something? Did they use the same bells when her father got King Slayer'd? Was she even nearby enough to hear the bells if they did? That's the only way this makes sense.

needs a little man falling into Varys' mouth

When will the true dynasty be restored?

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>Surrender bells have rang 3 times
>All 3 times the city has wound up on fire of some sort

I'm beginning to think the bell is the real villain.

How was Nero crazy?

Promise me, user...

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Hey guys! It's back on!

youtube.com/watch?v=psS2IMFkxKo

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the leaker could have just heard "bells go off, kings landing starts burning" and assume dany + dragon

You tell me.

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is there any relevance for the bell to trigger her or it just dan and dabids excellence once again

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Jon fucks off back to the wall.
Small Council: Tyrion, Bronn, Sam, Davos
Bran becomes King

>Danaerys' rape, Tyrion
>It was awful, and she is awful.
>It wasn't like Sansa's beautiful rape.

She wasn't even born when her father died.

I don’t feel like anyone in these threads goes to that shit otherwise their presence would be established at this point. Shit would be cash though just to see one of our guys usurp those front row bar thrones.

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She wasn't born until after he was dead and in Dragonstone.

It's like a hold over from the books with the Dothraki Bells triggering her, but we get none of that in the show.

I bet they'll just have Varys repeat this right before he is executed
youtu.be/FAwB-FkyWZU

when dany targshit is finally murdered and gendry has many whores birthing more baratheon heirs to restore the balance

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good meme

HOLY SHIT THE LEAK OF DANY BEING FRAMED FOR BLOWING UP KING'S LANDING WAS REAL
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAHAHAHAHAHA OH NONONONONONO
JON SNOW KILLS HER BECAUSE HE'S RED-GREEN COLORBLIND AND CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WILDFIRE AND DRAGONFIRE
OH NONONONONO NO NO NO NO NO
BRAVO DABID
AAHAAHAH

J U S T
U
S
T

*COUGH* Well yo...you.. oh pardon me *HACKING COUGH* *COUGH* *CLEARS THROAT* Oh my, sorry. Any...anyways user the...goddammit *HAWKS UP PHLEGM* There we are. So Tyr-*SUDDEN BURST OF HACKING COUGHS* GODDAM- *COUGHS* *WHEEZING INHALES AND CHOKING DRYHEAVES*

the Fyre rises!

That would actually be pretty kino

Wasn't that kid from the vale confirmed to be in this season? What the fuck is he going to do?

I would actually how bad of an ending that would turn out to be.

maybe he arrives after and sees the damage?

Someone has to fucking do it for the finale, one last hoorah before this thing of ours ends

For a second I'd read that as "Daenerys rapes Tyrion"

My bad, meant Caligula. I recalled fiddle during a burning city and put the two together for some reason.

Wow that would be the DABID moment of the whole show.

I think they're awesome, too. I was saying that pic was shit as one of those, though, since there's no translucency and there's two heads pointing the same direction. I think it's trying to mimic those (also unironically awesome) cheesy fantasy graphic t-shirts from the 80s/90s with like wolves howling at the moon and shit. It just needs more "wolves" to make that clear or else make Jorah more obviously a wolf (or a bear) is all i'm saying.

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oh right
that would be too consistent for nu-GoT

>youtube.com/watch?v=X3O1GM9QRqg&t=189

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The fiddle thing is tied to Nero, though a complete falsehood.

Why did they make a borderline villain OST for the One True King tho

but seriously though, why DOES jon always make that stupid face?

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Hear the sledges with the bells -
Silver bells!
What a world of merriment their melody foretells!
How they tinkle, tinkle, tinkle,
In the icy air of night!
While the stars that oversprinkle
All the heavens seem to twinkle
With a crystalline delight;
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells
From the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells -
From the jingling and the tinkling of the bells.

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too bad i don't live in burgerland because im autistic enough to do that

Hear the mellow wedding bells -
Golden bells!
What a world of happiness their harmony foretells!
Through the balmy air of night
How they ring out their delight!
From the molten-golden notes,
And all in tune,
What a liquid ditty floats
To the turtle-dove that listens, while she gloats
On the moon!
Oh, from out the sounding cells
What a gush of euphony voluminously wells!
How it swells!
How it dwells
On the Future! -how it tells
Of the rapture that impels
To the swinging and the ringing
Of the bells, bells, bells,
Of the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells -
To the rhyming and the chiming of the bells!

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How many little shits did Cersei had?

They love to call back lines from early seasons for these last episodes tho

>daenerys marches on the city
>everyone sees the dragons, and the hero of the north Jon Snow
>the start rebelling against this dumb Lannister bitch that's been calling her queen
>they throw open the gate and great their new Targ rulers with open arms
>everything goes better than expected, and fears about muh mad dany are exposed for the bullshit they've always been
>but behind the scene lannisters are seething at the ungrateful shits of King's Landing for not defending their dynasty
>the three of them plot to have the city blown to bit, and frame Dany for it

What could've been.

>Jon fucks off back to the wall.
>Small Council: Tyrion, Bronn, Sam, Davos
>Bran becomes King
That is not 80 minutes of screentime.

This makes waaaaaaaaaaaay more sense

They're cool if you're a turbo virgin

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I truly believe a large enough pack of direwolves would be able to take down a dragon.

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Hear the loud alarum bells -
Brazen bells!
What a tale of terror, now, their turbulency tells!
In the startled ear of night
How they scream out their affright!
Too much horrified to speak,
They can only shriek, shriek,
Out of tune,
In a clamorous appealing to the mercy of the fire,
In a mad expostulation with the deaf and frantic fire,
Leaping higher, higher, higher,
With a desperate desire,
And a resolute endeavor
Now -now to sit or never,
By the side of the pale-faced moon.
Oh, the bells, bells, bells!
What a tale their terror tells
Of despair!
How they clang, and clash, and roar!
What a horror they outpour
On the bosom of the palpitating air!
Yet the ear it fully knows,
By the twanging
And the clanging,
How the danger ebbs and flows;
Yet the ear distinctly tells,
In the jangling
And the wrangling,
How the danger sinks and swells,
By the sinking or the swelling in the anger of the bells -
Of the bells,
Of the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells -
In the clamor and the clangor of the bells!

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Bobbyposting is my favorite thing to come out of this show.

WHERE'S NED

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Hear the tolling of the bells -
Iron bells!
What a world of solemn thought their monody compels!
In the silence of the night,
How we shiver with affright
At the melancholy menace of their tone!
For every sound that floats
From the rust within their throats
Is a groan.
And the people -ah, the people -
They that dwell up in the steeple,
All alone,
And who tolling, tolling, tolling,
In that muffled monotone,
Feel a glory in so rolling
On the human heart a stone -
They are neither man nor woman -
They are neither brute nor human -
They are Ghouls:
And their king it is who tolls;
And he rolls, rolls, rolls,
Rolls
A paean from the bells!
And his merry bosom swells
With the paean of the bells!
And he dances, and he yells;
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the paean of the bells,
Of the bells -
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the throbbing of the bells,
Of the bells, bells, bells -
To the sobbing of the bells;
Keeping time, time, time,
As he knells, knells, knells,
In a happy Runic rhyme,
To the rolling of the bells,
Of the bells, bells, bells -
To the tolling of the bells,
Of the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells -
To the moaning and the groaning of the bells.

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Holy shit Qyburn is a manlet

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40 minutes are dedicated to bran going back in time and altering the past and future to put stannis on the throne,the show ends with stannis sitting on the throne with davos at his side, both look at eachother and stannis lets out a confortable agh

Okay I will add it to /ourguys/. I promise

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/got/ memes you miss:
>french sleeves

not a virgin and I would unironically wear this shirt while I teach

I don't want her to die bros

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>thinking people understand how to be empathetic
The entire base of any strong ideology, whether you're a /pol/tard or a tumblr tier feminist, is the ability to ignore all other ideologies and purport your ideas as the only valid ones in existence.

GRR Martin has an incredible amount of empathy which is why his books and characters are so good, he can break from his own views and ideas and think about events from someone else's perspective. He actually understood that tyrants are not shown like they have been in stories or movies in being evil, they are widely supported and promoted. They truly believe and are believed to be forces of good by themselves and everyone around them.

GRR points it out in his interviews that people dont understand the principles behind his characters at all.

gee i wonder where they got this idea from

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BASED

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youtu.be/arYJmDmjAkc?t=12

I beg to differ

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who cares

the chad answer

I swear this image degrades everytime I see it

Ned's having breakfast with me and our 10 kids, brother

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The hippo one is acceptable because it's making fun of turbo virgin wolves-howling-at-the-moon shirts

this ending is actually happening now lads
>losing siege, bells go off
>cercei triggered, deploys wildfire
>city mostly blown up
>jon arrive late, tyrion tells him dany did it
>jon kills dany
>tyrion trial + execution for doing that

>no house Beesbury
smdh

what was the purpose of this scene?

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GRRM also has cringe boomer political views, he's probably voting for Biden next election LOL

Because he's pretty much a good aligned "dark lord" type fantasy trope character.

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>I can see the Naathi was dear to thee

She won't

> the rape dany
why hasnt bran given her the talk yet

I remember seeing a stack of A Game of Thrones first editions in a long gone bookstore but I bought the novel of Shadows of the Empire instead. As much as I wish I had bought it because they are worth some money I can’t imagine having gotten invested in the books over twenty years ago. Seems like a punishment now.

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Okay, good. Can I join?

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is this real? what the fuck is happening there?

This actually makes sense. But what about the Dothraki raping and pillaging?

Makes sense. Hippos are known to toss shit everywhere with their tails. Now I know how your students feel.

>tyrion tells him dany did it
W H Y
H
Y

saved

>And who is this? Rhaegar's heir? It takes more to make a king than a super convenient maester's diary.

hahahahahahhahahahaha nice meme user hahahahahhahahahahahha


hahahahahhahahahahahha

GoT isn't even the best show on HBO now

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>They're cool if you're a turbo virgin
there are no degrees of virginity and obvious visual irony is not for cool chads who get laid. It's for dads who have to cope by doing dad jokes and being irreverent. Hipster / edgy irony is kitsch. It's ---literally--- for fags, so I hope that's the kind of getting laid you're hoping for because your prospects riding a penny farthing aren't that great, hipster user.

The problem with that is that Jon would not kill Dany based on what Tyrion told him

Dany isn't one of his family members, so he doesn't care about it.

because he realizes varys is right and jon would be better. there are also leaks of varys getting executed by dragon so that probably helps

>i miss my dead brother who wanted a farm of horses to rape me

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>MORE (S)WINE

Hahahahahaha underrated

>One was stabbed by and weight down by hundreds of wights
>survived
Depends how late in the season it is

Why is House Dayne so pure and wholesome, guys? Gerold is the only remotely villainous member of the family we know of in the family's entire history.

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Never seen this show. Should I marathon this or read a summary and watch the last episode?

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Same, I love generic inspiring medieval music, it's so comfy. Made me so happy they brought it back for season 8.

Irrelevant to this books, which is more like historical textbooks on how people love to fuck each other over for power than political heckling.

if darkstar comes in the last episode fucking sword blazing and kills cersei I would rate this how as the best tv can ever offer and will never watch any other show for the rest of my life

>Should I marathon this or read a summary and watch the last episode?
Neither.

bran mentioned how beautiful it was again

Meh...

true, there are leaks that tyrion convinces jon to confront dany

Do you think Bran was disappointed to see Lyanna was not raped?

wildfire is green, dragonfire is red

Don't have to be a cool chad to get laid, overly wordy user.

what is the point of sansa

tfw I've been too much of a newfag the past several years to ever understand the Stannis and Baratheon memes.

Didn't Cersei use all the remaining wildfire to blow up the sept?

Watch the first two seasons, then stop and read a summary.

She's his cousin's aunt, she's sort of related?

> but it was beautiful
rape is the subject bran knows best , followed closely by wheelchair lore

>because he realizes varys is right and jon would be better
That's fucking retarded. She's only angry in the first place because his shitty fucking advice keeps getting her campaign btfo

maybe it's just the amount of gore webms I've seen in my time
but I've seen humans live through a lot if it wasn't an absolutely fatal blow.

Why would this instantly kill him?
This seems like a "would have died hours later" kind of thing

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Shadows of the empire is a better book anyways.

MCU will never end

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>posting crops with no sauce
gimme

THERE'S A WAR COMING NED I DONT KNOW WHE OR WHO WE'LL BE FIGHTING BUT ITS COMING

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to fuck Dany's shit up.

>durr why is dumping your skull in a deep fat fryer a fatal blow???

Yes. And come back when you're 3 episodes into season 1 so I can post my favorite spoiler images and I can be 100% sure you know what they mean.

is it more retarded than BELLS

>Both die before the war starts

He probably isn't completely dead but pretty close at that point.

House dayne is unironically the best house in westeros

What are they up to now?

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>BASED MOONLIGHT GREAT SWORD!

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while I don't doubt that it would have killed him eventually, it wouldn't have been as quick as it was shown.

They'll just put it in the recap

He’s also like 70

You forgot the sand dunes and the CGI trees

YOUR MOTHER WAS A TARG WHORE WITH A FLAT ASS

expectation status: subverted

Friendly reminder that she's still alive

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Should be named house Sue

And Harrenhal; I suppose that's off the table, as well?

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Getting drunk and writing about Ashara skinny dipping with Ned
I'll have this fucking fic done before the episode I swear it

You'd basically need to watch 7-8 hours a day to catch up before the finale airs
If you're a NEET, it's doable

Shit cured my AIDS

i have no interest in this game, but please tell me if there is any rape

>Where the fuck are we, this isn't King's Landing

SO GET. MORE.

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DANY IS TRIGGERED BY THE BELLS FROM THE TIME THE SONS OF THE HARPY ATTACKED HER. YOU KNOW, WHEN BARRISTAN DIED? HOLY SHIT I KNOW HACK AND HACK ARE SHIT WRITERS, BUT COME ON GUYS. THIS WASN'T THAT HARD.

that would be fucking based but he would only do it if arya told him to, and she wouldn't.

Jon doesn't know that the wildfire is in King's Landing. Several leaks say that Tyrion pushed for Jon to kill Dany to save the Stark family.

Think of it--the episode ends with Dany dying. The next episode is 80 minutes long. It's not going to be a fucking highlight reel of boring shit happening. GRRM referred to Tyrion as a villain 20 years ago, and the original outline had him jealous of Jon. Something is going to go down in episode 6.

Sidenote: if it was Cersei who starts blowing shit up, why have three separate leakers mixed Cersei up with Dany?

>liquid over 1000 degrees Celsius poured on your head
it's a miracle his head didn't explode

That's like asking what is shittier: normal shit or diarrhea.

Shes alive watching the "bad pussy" sand cunt rotting in front of her eyes.

>Bran says he liked a specific wheelchair.
That is literally the first spark of any real emotion from him since he reached Winterfell.

yes. lore rape

dead

what's worse, this or the SHAME nun's fate

whose house is the black bird in yellow?

true

its implied Rodricks bride gets raped if you let her stay in the castle when the whitehills attack

thats a shame, the girls looked cute

No, those are the Targaryens.

being the anti-Sam

littlefinger's heraldry i expect

crop to many that i got lost in the sauce

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CIA's personal sigil.

Not so soon, cousin

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Do you think the Mountain has a regular nun raping schedule or it's just Cersei reminding him to do it from time to time?
Does he sleep at all? Maybe he spends very night like that

The nun got it worse. Assuming the mountain took his time.

i shapposhe

But Jon is in love with Dany, plus he's always been Neo Ned Stark who detested Jaime for doing the same thing. For him to kill her he'd have to see her roast innocents.

>SONS OF THE HARPY
youtube.com/watch?v=utrGvDu_HKE
dont hear any bells user

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I thought the game was supposed to be good.

Excuse me, it's:
And Harrenhal; I shupposhe thatsh off the table, ash well?

Eh, a considerable amount of women cum during rape. So, did she really get off worse?

Wasn't it silver bird on dark green tho?

I barely remember it. It’s a shame both franchises went to shit so bad, but at least Shadows is safe being not canon and not connected to the new garbage

>Missandei is some golden skinned (likely southeast asian) 11 year old girl in the books
D&D's decision to make her an adult black woman was a mistake. Because they chose to blackwash the character, they opened themselves up to angry accusations of racism when the time came to kill her off. All of that could have been avoided if she wasn't made black, the race with the most easily upset and sensitive victim mentality fuckers on earth

Wouldn't they be marching with Stannis to Winterfell?

3 and pregnant with the 4th

Damn it! I want the white hair cunt to fucking die. Preferably along with Cersei as well.

...

I’ll never understand why people fall for “oneitis”. It’s usually good looking dudes too.

If you date around you’ll realize a lot of chicks are not loyal; especially modern ones

Who was Ashwell anyway? One of his offscreen informants?

i remember that being like a hand (the fingers) and the wiki page has a guy with flaming eyes

>the car
O I am laffin

he's talking about 504

Talia is cute and pure. Mira is dumb slut who thought she was cunning enough to play politics and ended up either being beheaded or a prisoner to a man who played the politics game better than her.

Leak of the last episode:

>Cersei kills everyone but Jon in the previous episode.
>As she's monologuing, certain her victory is within her grasp... a hooded figure enters the throne room.
>And who are you? the proud queen said.
>My name is Darkstar, and I am of the Night.
>Darkstar removes his hood, revealing Idris Elba. He draws Dawn and does a front flip across the room and kicks the mountain in his ballsack. His zombie testicles explode and shoot out confetti as he dies.
>Ghost is present and covers his eyes.
>Jon, Cersei and Qyburn look over and clap as the rightful kang walks up and takes the throne.
>Darkstar looks at the camera and says "It looks like I've won the Game of Thrones"
>All the characters who died come back to life and clap as the rightful Kang of the Iron throne takes control of the 7 Kangdoms.
>Dany comes back and theres a close up of her shitting her guts out for 2 minutes before she dies again.

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literally what made you think that

>when Barristan died
You fucking illiterate fuck. You can't even read 3 sentences, that's how short your fucking attention span is, you fucking retard.
youtu.be/2StNUiYdilk?t=253
Big attack by Sons of the Harpy. Killed a fuck ton of Unsullied and Barristan. Holy shit you're dense.

>I miss my brother
>I miss Jorah
>I miss Missandei
>I miss Viserion
>I miss Rhaegal
>I'll miss Greyworm
>Red Door/Lemon Tree
>I'm sorry I couldn't sit here for all your lives lost

His family's old vigils the head of the Titan of Braavos (originally from there), but he adopted a new one (for himself but I expect for his eventual descendants as well desu)

Yeah been ages since I read it. It was cool for connecting empire with return of the Jedi. Luke actually being bad ass makes a little more sense.

Than think of it as him blacking out from shock. Ultimately what does it matter if he died instantly or later? Maybe his heart gave out? Maybe he came to hours later and was greeted to a castration and flaying. Who knows, let your imagination take you there user.

Ashwell is the ancestor of Smee and Maimen who end up serving Petyr's reincarnation CIA.
It's like pottery, it rhymes.

that's house baelish's heraldy; littlefinger adopted a personal sigil

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>shitskin horde NOT raping and pillaging
Pls

You will hate it, but I enjoy hating on things so I'm content.

Daynes are from the white part of Dorne, user

excuse me but darkstar has blacked all of Dorne. Next is the 7 kangdoms.

Never said you did. I wasn't the one throwing-out "turbo virgin". But here, have your pithy two-word response:
>no u

House Arryn is the best I think

the only plausible explanation I have read is something about causing steam in the brain and just like 98.6 degrees rising to 110 fever will kill you, that maybe it is the same deal

Shock can kill you too. Not as dramatic but still logical.

i wonder how the series would have panned out if vis was immune to "fire" and just shrugged the gold off
they probably would have just beheaded him instead

can't spill blood in holy city.
Could have just choked him out

was this scene deleted??

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