About to lose my virginity tomorrow, is this a good film to chill with her beforehand?
About to lose my virginity tomorrow, is this a good film to chill with her beforehand?
Owen Lee
Charles Wilson
Chicks won't get it. Watch something kinda dumb. Maybe a comedy or something.
Zachary Rodriguez
do you really want questions during the whole movie
Elijah Clark
>presuming consent
WOW
Aaron Hill
If you're planning to put her to sleep, then yes
Gabriel Nelson
Leave your poor dog alone
Oliver Jackson
Hearts of Darkness documentary was better than the film desu
Andrew Phillips
Stand By Me will or Moonrise Kingdom will get her going bud
Austin Russell
She's an art major who identifies as an elf though
Jack Mitchell
Stand by me is a good pick. Also a great movie anyways
Cameron Gonzalez
no its a slow-paced boomer core movie. Watch Harry Potter or Twilight.
Liam Cook
>identifies as an elf though
Who gives a shit? Is she got?
Put on Lord of The Rings nigger. That's got orcs and elves and shit in it. Maybe she'll feel a kinship
Evan Lewis
>Is she got?
HOT.
Fuck me for being a phone poster. I'm off to kill myself
Daniel Cox
This film is not for girl
The documentary is great but being better than the film is a bit of a stretch. The documentary has great tension with Coppola putting everything on the line while the forces of nature, finances, and Brando seek to destroy him. I love it how they he made Brando ramble for days until he found enough coherence to edit it into an ending.
Elijah Murphy
Fuck no. I don't think they are smart enough for it.
Cameron Cooper
nah i mean i can rant on about fucking Nietzsche and levels and she's like comprehending a lot of it, did I meet the one??
Charles White
Damn she sounds hot, I'm really sorry about cucking you in a few weeks.
t. time travelling Chad
Liam Watson
>did I meet the one??
How the fuck should we know nigger? Just bang her and see what happens. Come on son, it aint rocket science.
James Miller
haha magicians are the ones getting all the good pussy nowadays
John Taylor
Go with Irreversible, guaranteed to make girls wet in the pussy.
Colton Gomez
LITERALLY THIS LMAO
UNLESS HES PLANNING A RAPE THERE IS NO WAY TO KNOW THE MIND OF THE FEMOID
MAYBE SHE HAS A 'HEADACHE' TOMORROW NIGHT
Zachary Clark
TDKR
Tell her you're a big guy and in charge
Isaac Turner
Is Brando worse than a monsoon?
Carson James
Well definitely don't watch Redux if you go with this - the shorter version is fine.
Owen Powell
>"I'M A BIG GUY!"
>Whip out dick
>"FOR YOU!"
Benjamin Phillips
area girlfriend still hasn't seen apocalypse now
Christian Morgan
Any person of average intelligence can understand entry level philosophy. She's not that special. You're just lonely, horny, and desperate, my dude. Don't go into "she's the one!" mode when you haven't even spent a year with her.
Lincoln Kelly
>She's not that special.
You can't know that. Maybe his Elf girlfriend is a banging babe with plenty of attitude. Impossible to say either way. Don't be so bitter bro.
Benjamin King
i can rant on about fucking Nietzsche and levels and she's like comprehending a lot of it
usually a sign of a whore desu, I mean popping your cherry is popping your cherry, just don't expect much from her long term
Zachary Foster
Have sex
Owen Foster
yeah nah, this spiritual awakening is just getting started
Matthew Bennett
>Redux
Turns a quality kino to an unbearable piece of shit. ONLY WATCH THE THEATRICAL CUT for your own sake
David Morris
>he can't access the lover archetype
Jason Adams
Does she like horror movies? I always thought those were safe bets for dates. Personally recommend the VVitch
Oliver Myers
he is the monsoon
Zachary Price
Well if you want go full on autistic like this post suggests just play Deliverance.