/got/ general

Another bolt, Your Grace?

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>"He is highborn enough to make a worthy consort, she thought. Father would question my good sense, but our children would be as beautiful as dragonlords. If there was a handsomer man in Dorne, she did not know him."

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>*BUUUUUUUURP* THE OLD GODS AREN'T REAL CERSEI WUBWUBWUB

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Who cares about the Martells? The sand-snake plot; even in the book, is just absolute filler. You knew it was never going to go anywhere, but it gave you a chance to say you've seen Dorne. Dorne has been a big-ol no show in the books.

so... THIS is the power of coughposting...

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>level 114
>still using iron armor
What a fucking noob

nope, he got mauled to death by a pack of dogs

So is Euron no longer a King now that Yara cucked him out of his Islands?

>white person kills a negro
>other negros loot and burn a city down the next episode
Wow it's just like my actual American life

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no

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>post yfw dabid brought the dothraki back so they have someone to rape KL citizens

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>WEAK MEN WILL NEVER RULE DORNE AGAIN
what did she mean by this?

Honestly, Sansa is the only person not on Cersei's side that deserves to die anymore.

So do we know anything about what happens in episode six? Bran's king and Jon goes beyond the wall? Tyrion trial maybe?

There's 80 minutes to fill.

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Dorne is crucial to the Aegon plot

so he didn't have to see what the show became? Did he win over us all?

bran shows us the rape

>become unhinged
>get triggered by bells
literally what?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dwz0Wrhcolk
>kills the dragon whore

Haha wouldn't be funny if Dany flipped out and started kicking and smacking you? What if she started spitting on you and some of the spit got in your mouth? Haha that would totally be gross wouldn't it?

arya too, OP and a cunt. s3-7 dany but 10x worse.

The Sand Snakes plot in the books is an entire political espionage against the Seven Kingdoms and that directly influences Essos as well.

It is in no way absolute filler.
He's Ocean Man.

Individual endings for each character will be at least 20-30 minutes of the runtime.

>reddit ever having OC
A bigger fiction than the holocaust

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The art is of Arianne, not Ellaria

post filenames

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10 kids Ned
10 fucking kids Ned

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???

They stopped a dragon with a ballista, but that was it. Then they disappear until Oberyn shows back up like, "hey guys we still exist, wanna know more about Dorne?"

80 minutes of Thommen and Margaery

BY WHAT RIGHT

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It will probably just be a ton of talking for most of the episode

Team bells or team Dany?

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>has a dragon
>get ambushed by a boat behind a rock

>women

Big smirks

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they have a dragon dic-AOURGH

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I'm over Arya, just let her be Batman, who cares.

>men only think with their dick lmao so easy to manipulate
>wtf darkstar what are you doing?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT'S SO RETARDED IT'S BOUND TO HAPPEN

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How many mercenaries did the golden company bring?
there can't be more than 1000 unsullied left, there's literally no way the unsullied are better soldiers than any of the ones from westeros, they fucking wear leather armor, while every soldier from westeros wears plate.
how the fuck are they going to lay siege with a phalanx?
the iron throne has superior numbers, the only thing against them is a dragon, but they get shot down by the AAA euron

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Can't wait for the social justice crowd to get butthurt for exposing le 13%

>episode 3 shows them all getting fucked
>a handful survives
>suddenly there's enough Dothraki to rape a gigantic city

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Coughposting on Yea Forums started literally seconds after Varys swam ashore. Leddit is a fucking joke.

...

bros, it's happening

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>S8 E8, post credits of the meme normie ending, Ned wakes up in a cold sweat.
>"Ned, my love, what’s wrong?"
>"Oh Ash, I had a terrible nightmare I was married to a ginger shrew and got decapitated."
>"How awful! Come downstairs and have breakfast with me and our 11 beautiful sons, that’ll take your mind off it!"
>"Thanks, Ashara. I’m really glad that our actual children are cute and none of them look like horrible goblins."
>Ned, Ashara and their not goblin children have breakfast together
>"Father, tell us again about how you and mother fell in love!"
>"Well, my little wolves, it’s a long story..."
>Fade to black
>Coming to HBO, Wolves of the Stars
>Winter 2025

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Kino acting, kino scene, what made me love this show.
As I look back I realize it was Jaime that really made me love this damned show/story so much. Him and Ned, but Jaime more so because he stays around
Can't wait to see D&D ruin his arc by turning him totally into Cersei's bitchboy

That's Arianne, not Ellaria.

Ellaria was caught by Euron, handed to Cersei and left to rot in a dungeon cell.

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>Dany and Unsullied fuck up kings landing and they begin to surrender but the surrender bells that sound off in a tower literally "break" Dany mentally and she goes pure mad targaryan.

As much as you hate Dany, you can't say that wasn't pure macguffin bullshit to hit 3 accurate shots from ballista behind rock spires, with mist around, let alone Drogon and Rhaegal and her not seeing the ships while in the fucking air. It's beyond stupid.
Goddamn were her tits always that big, I completely forgot.

>"HELP, THE KINGSLAYER"

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It is filler, because you already have the Braavosi debt scheme, which has FAR greater implications than anything going on in Dorne, and if I had to guess there's a reason Mercenary navies are camped outside of the reach. (ALL OF THOSE HOUSES ARE HEAVILY IN DEBT)

Only strong men will rule Dorne from now on

good tidings, fellow Dayneposter

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Where is the golden company from again?

Imagine being tommen and having her snuggle your head between her milkers while she calls you a good boy

She is supposed to watch the finale with a fan but dies in episode 5? Something is up.

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don't forget theon

>ninja jumps at cersei a la NK
>mountain catches her
>rapes her and crushes her skull
>mfw

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there should be
dany: thinks she has some great destiny and always believed she was special
jon: owns who he is, a bastard, and starts a low rank man of nights watch

You should feel bad about yourself. It's not even remotely funny. Actually being retarded for real isn't funny.

>yfw prophecies aren't always how you interpreted them
>yfw Jon still manages to become a Kingslayer, just not the NK

not that I remember either
three broads with a power rangers group nickname chimp out for a dumb reason
that's what I remember
"tunnel snakes rule"

>E8

ohnonono

>T-TARG
*COUGH*
>FUC-
*SPLUTTER*
>ING SS-
*CHOKE*
HITS
*WHEEZE*

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ahh yes this is truly a game of thrones

kek, i'm gonna start putting in a hidden watermark in my pics so some retards on here who use plebbit can call them out on it

Would marry and breed Arianne desu

>Jamie in a tub trying to get clean
>Starts to pass out from the heat
>"HELP, THE KINGSLAYER."
>"Jamie... my name is Jamie."
>Turns out he can never wash himself clean of his past
KINO

How do we save the show at this point, bros?

My guess is Episode 5 ends with Tyrion freeing Jaime and Cersei, Dany then arresting Tyrion and putting him on trial
Episode 6 will have Tyrion's trial, Jaime vs Euron duel, Jaime and Cersei dying together, Dany going more mad, culminating in Jon killing Dany, the the aftermath with the election of King Bran and the individual endings for all characters is the ending

Darkstar was done dirty. He'd have been fun from what I know.

>badassery was good in season 4!!!
>arya was such a BADASS for stabbing a wounded man in the throat

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yes

Fuck A Song of Fire and Ice
Fuck Game of Thrones
Fuck OPs who start shit threads based on GRRM/D&D/HBO comtemt
Unless you are a GoT tripfag, fuck off

It's a cosplay

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Dany dies in Ep. 6

seething danyfag can't into memes

Essos

Damnit, we need HODOR!

Same here. I love that scene so much, and Jamie is a fucking awesome character me and my big bro quickly agreed years ago. I will actually be upset if he dies.

geez, she just build Dothraki Base and used her resources to summon more dothraki units, do you really know nothing about war?

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>while every soldier from westeros wears plate
Only the higher ups wear plate. You see them a lot because most of the plot settings are in royal palaces and keeps.

The random jabronies that you see on the roads during the earlier season wear brigandine and gambison just like most foot soldiers in medieval times

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>season has been so shit i'm not even excited for cleganebowl
how do they do it?

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Dothraki are expert rapists though. It'd only take a handful to rape everyone in KL.

>Goddamn were her tits always that big

No, girls clothing is jewish tricks

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My cute tiny-titty waifu!

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>Doesn't hug Ghost
Jon was a Chad at the party but he ruined it at the last moment.

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That's a fucking 10/10 cosplay, shit. Need to hook up with that.

so much good turned to so much shit

nth for Stannis

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>OHH NO NO NO NO NO

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Then too, but Jaime I think had the most kino.
His season 1 scene with Ned in the throne room, or with Bobby B and the war stories
Season 2 and his scenes with Robb, Cait and talking about Barristan.
Season 3 with mother fucking bath scene. Season 4 with the Tyrion and Bronn stuff, that Myrcella death in 5, Radmure in 6, charging Drogon in 7

I swear he always steals the show. It's fucking stupid because D&D somehow never really fucked him up too bad until this episode.

>when everyone is the Blackfish, no one is the Blackfish

>end of episode 6
>shot of the torso of a fat old man writing a book
>his apprentice walks up
>"you finally finish that book grandmeister? what was it called again? A chronicle of the wars following the death of king robert the first?"
>"Yes, jon, i finished it"
>camera pans up to reveal sam wearing a sailor hat
>"but I think I'll call it 'a song of ice and fire' instead"
>credits roll

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Why would she do it? There is 90% chance she will end up with some incel looser autist and it would be akward.

So good it was probably unintentional

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GOTit1111's source thinks she dies in episode 5.

ep 7 and 8 will happen and it will just be varys coughing for 120 mins before the ending

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>As much as you hate Dany, you can't say that wasn't pure macguffin bullshit to hit 3 accurate shots from ballista behind rock spires, with mist around, let alone Drogon and Rhaegal and her not seeing the ships while in the fucking air. It's beyond stupid.

Even the angles of the arrows coming in doesn't even make sense.
You know they could have accomplished the same thing if they just had Dany see the fleet and charge towards them, then have them send a volley of shots where Rhaegal gets hit. There was no need to be stupid about it.

Hey, at least now she knows that Drogon needs armor!

With 100 fans.

If anyone ITT won a ticket, be sure to bring a Starbucks to the private show. Don't say anything, just quietly keep it around.

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It was around the time Dabid and Dan thought they should still try and follow the books somewhat loosely before they just threw their hands up and went full fanfic. It's the same reason they have Arya go to Braavos at all, then just change everything about why she's there.

10/10s cosplaying tend to be 10/10s cosplays

Youre a long way from home waifufaggot

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>"Aah did wahn yoo not ta trust meh"

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>Dorne is crucial to the Aegon plot
It's crucial to giving the reader something to dwell on while the Fat Man untangles the "Merenese Knot" and Sansa, Arya, Bran simmer to give the impression that time is progressing so the Fat Man doesnt have to actually to an explicit time skip... which is doesn't want to do, but always knew was necessary. Dorne will go nowhere ultimately.

>Establish that the dragons can now be easily killed by scorpions
>Establish Danny threatening to burn KL to the ground as the central conflict
>Establish that KL is defended with scorpions

How do they think they can get away with this? The only logical thing I can think of is Danny attacking at night But that's as logically as defending from inside the walls of a castle instead of the outside.

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if dubs , d&d commit suicide

the kingslayer is tired see him to his chambers

>being excited for something that'll probably last 2 mins, shot thru bad camera angels, shitty 1-liners, and be interrupted by that goblina

>dany goes mad after hearing bells
Nigga what

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haha, ebin!

They repopulated through rape.

Jaime and Cersei die in ep 5

This was tolerable because the Hound did most of the work and she didn't *teleports behind u*

Because in reality Emilia Clark is basically a huge lame dork too that just uses her eccentricness as charisma.

I love poorly-drawn fanart. It's my weakness.

>The virgin TarGAYen
VS
>THE CHAD BELL

Nah, Dorne important during the blackfyre rebellion, helping Daeron’s kids btfo the blackfyre fucking shits.

WHY do the bells break Dany?

>The Fucking Martells
Yep no way that the Realm would EVER follow a woman

Jon just needs to nod his head at every decision Dany makes and the people who run the Realm will get the point.
This isn't some crazy idea to share power or influence for mutual benefit ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY CLEARLY LOVE EACH OTHER
Its unconventional but it has absolutely happened in Westeros before.

The fact we don't get a single scene acknowledging it is just D&D dancing around their fuckup or them actually thinking that it can't be done.

The fact that Jon and Dany themselves have never had this conversation onscreen, while Dany came to Westeros single explictly for a marriage alliance points to the former

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DORNE IS WHITE

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Ned draws you in because he's the standard lawful-good architype and "hero" of the story. Jamie keeps you in because you get to see the arc of the "bad" guy knight turn (back) into a hero.

The only time Emilia Clarke DOESN'T look adorable is when she's doing the 'le epic deadpan badass' face - but the showrunners have her making that expression for like 80% of her screentime so far

Fuggin D&D

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She'll either get incel autists or YAS QUEEN pink haired whales. The gods will flip a coin.

meant for

*ring*

Imagine struggling for 7 seasons to win the Iron Throne and getting defeated by a bell

>"For the finale, secrecy was ratcheted up to another level. Only crew members wearing a special Episode 6 badge were allowed on set during filming and some scenes were shot on a closed set. I joke to the showrunners that I wouldn’t be surprised if they directed the finale themselves just so they wouldn’t have to reveal their ending to one additional person.

>“When something has been sitting with you for so long, you have such a specific sense of the way each moment should play and feel,” Weiss explains. “Not just in terms of ‘this shot or that shot,’ though sometimes it’s that as well. So it’s not really fair to ask somebody else to get that right. We’d be lurking over their shoulder every take driving them crazy making it hard for them to do their job. If we’re going to drive anybody crazy it might as well be

ew.com/tv/2019/03/04/game-of-thrones-season-8-battle/ourselves.”

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Dragon Armor

At least I hope

>Also, those wars are still nothing compared to The Blackfyre rebellion or the many other civil wars caused by Targs.
LOL wot. Wars were happening literally somewhere in Westeros all the time, for millennia user. Even after the Great Houses right as Aegon landed managed to consolidate their power.

A destructive civil war every couple decades vs wars somewhere or everywhere all the time, the constant will be worse from what we know of Westeros history

>Your Grace, Yara has recaptured the Iron Islands IN YOUR NAME and the Prince of Dorne has declared for YOU as well
>Dany: REEEE NOBODY WITHIN IMMEDIATE LINE OF SIGHT LIKES ME, BURN THEM ALL!
Call your bloody banners and do a proper siege you stupid bitch.

>thinking they'll actually let some rando sit next to emilia fucking clarke
kek, all you retards are throwing money away when the "winner" was decided from the start

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who's even surrendering, must be Cersei's army so makes no sense. maybe it was supposed to be Euron's horn but D&D think hornz r4 fagz

I imagine in the heat of the battle after everything she's gone through, the huge bell sound will be her breakpoint

Or maybe D&D will just be retarded

Gendry pulls dragon armor out of his ass

It's just poor contrivance and pacing. Remember when Barristan and/or Jorah (I forget who) told her that Aegon had armor for dragons and they were far bigger and she needed this shit too?

Remember how that was just conveniently forgotten?

Someone suggested Eva Green for Ashara but she's too old by this point
Quick /got/, cast Ned's waifu.

>Jon stabs Dany
>"for the realm"

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>you will never get to watch episode 5 with her while continually shouting STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS... in her ears until they bleed

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was there ever a show that got better for ignoring the source material?

>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos

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remember when the show had emotional climaxes instead of endless battlescene climaxes?

no they fucked him up plenty by continuing to tether him to cersei’s cunt. Been better if he was doing his Riverlands shit and was over her but dabids have a thing for cersei so no

*DING DING*

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>The things I do for love

>Jaime and Cersei die in Episode 5
>KL is taken out in Episode 5
>Cleganebowl in Episode 5
>Varys, Tyrion die in Episode 5
What the fuck are they filling 80 minutes of Episode 6 with?

She won't. that shit is rigged user. They'll find some nice girl who has a little social media following who they can pimp out over how grateful she is for this opportunity. Doesn't matter if she invested 5 dollars or 5000

PRESTON
FUCKING
WHEN

>tfw she somehow ends up with some handsome chad man who never ages and they get married

I don't think Jaime was ever evil
He had one evil thing and that was the bullshit that he did/went down for Cersei.
Remove Cersei and you've got infiltration missions to rescue princesses from crazy sand ladies, taking castles with as little bloodshed as possible, last stands against bears and death zombies and charging dragons like mother fucking Saint George.

Dragon armor would be retarded, they're barely able to fly due to their weight. George even mentioned that he made dragons not have frontal limbs because that anatomy wouldn't work for a flying creature.

Also they grow very fast and never stop growing until they die, so the armor would not fit them quickly.

...

sansa/jon full penetration

I really hate how rushed the ending feels, it fucking sucks actually. Just so these cucks can go make star wars. HBO wanted at least 10 seasons in the beginning.

not really, she's a MILF in the books traveling around with the Blackfyre shit

Same way she avoided Euron's volley against Drogon. They all start missing now

he's dead

Fucking this, tits are like magic orbs that just change shape and size completely depending on clothes, bras, position, etc. It's fucking wild. A girl in the street could look like she has As and you see her with a pushup bra and she's got like fucking Gs.

FIRST FOR VICTARION, THE LORD RETARD OF THE IRON FLEET

Don't worry, user - we can watch Red Team Review until it comes out.

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bros i want sex

Currently in the book it's mostly filler, yes, GRRM felt the need to introduce them slowly so they feel less out-of-place in what's to come. But currently you've got Lady Nym joining the small council, Tyene infiltrating the faith, Obara shoring up Dorne's elite and guarding Myrcella or some shit I forget, Sarella in Old Town, the dark Quentyn rises in the east, Arianne meeting Aegon, the setup has been long and torturous but they are at least being set up for shit to happen (if the fat fuck ever finishes).

I think by season 7 he was pretty much at the point where he had no other choice but Cersei.
When another "choice" was given, unity against the White Walkers, he took it without a single hesitation.
Another thing is that Cersei by herself couldn't carry the Lannister parts of the story and Euron and Qyburn are good characters but without enough gravitas to them.
What makes no sense is him going back now.

Disney's power far outranks HBO's. It's sad, but I do agree, it should have been longer, or at the very least the last two seasons should have been 10 episodes.

should be today or tomorrow, assuming he didn't off himself

>Grey Worm goes on a virgin rampage

lol can't wait

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sansa marrying bronn and the beautiful rape

>*the sinister bell resonates with another*
>*Dark Spirit Dany has invaded!*

She's just a SLAYQUEEN bro, she dont need no man telling her anything!

D&D confirmed she "forgot" about Euron's fleet in the behind the scenes, even though Varys told her about it just before.

>women lol

GOTit1111's source seems to think that the episode ends with Jon killing Dany. We know next-to-nothing about episode 6, but we do know that Emilia is supposed to watch it with fans.

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How do you get the badge? Swear not to tell another living soul before a weirwood tree?

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Missed you

Daenerys brought back to life in ep6 after Jon stabs her in the throne room at the end of ep5, fuckin garbage

>Season 8

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Are there any more stone eggs out there? Any kings left to do a blood sacrifice? Or can Drogon make some eggs himself?

wait, are people actually upset over dany turning evil? this isn't anywhere near as bad as the other shit dabid pulled in the previous seasons so I really don't get the outrage

her going full mad queen is the only good thing about this shitty conclusion

>S U B V E R T E D

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Septa Lemore is NOT Ashara Dayne

>Ashara
>milf

She died in her 20s or something.
I think you're confusing characters.

i am absolutely sick of "expectations subverted"

>the breaker of chains facilitating rape and torture
Dear god I can't wait for the screeching from all the normies. how they will cry about how D&D ruined their favorite character out of nowhere in a single season(despite the fact that she is one of the few people left still in characterization). They didn't care when D&D made Stannis burn his daughter. They didn't care when a group of sassy women with whips killed one of the smartest characters in the series, they didn't care when Jaime continued to be a slave to sister pussy despite freeing himself from her in book 3.

I say fuck them, let them burn along with the hopes and dreams of their dragon queen.

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GOLEM GET YE GONE

pure att/str
bobby knows and neither needs no defense

>Ashara is famed for her eyes
>Lemore doesn't have distinguishing eyes
>it's totally her you guys
Wot

hopefully it's me

S1 Sansa was TOP CUTE

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>D&D lol

Fixed it for you.

agreed, I'm mainly just glad dabid is pissing everyone off

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he was at that point but then dabid have their idiotic “he’s a junkie addicted to cersei” shit so they can emulate breaking bad or whatever

Call it denial, but I don't think the last shot of Daenerys Targaryen is going to be her dead body being carried away by a dragon. She will have something to do in episode 6.

Would Marge and Olenna have been good rulers with Tommen as their puppet?

good, literally the only thing i'm looking forward to anymore, we will create a brand new form of posting with whatever retarded face daenerys makes when she gets stabbed

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Are you sure? As must ad people mocked "FAegon", they clearly gave his plot to both Cersei and Jon.

It's heavily implied in the books for sure

I said handsome chad, not loser incel.

He threw a kid out of a window because the kid saw him committing incest treason.

He's not a good guy, but he's not a monster either.

The beauty of the Cleganebowl will be in the fact that corpses only die when burned meaning Sandor will have to overcome his fear of fire and use tactics learnt from his time with Beric to Thoros the fuck out of Gregor, and he'll have to do it because he can't move on with his new peaceful life until the matter is settled. In the show most of this shit has been forgotten and won't matter.

So Euron sniping Rhaegal means he’s gonna Dragonbind him in the books right

I swear if he's going back to dive back into the Cersei's cunt, it'll be worse than Stannis and burning Shireen.
And they will pay.

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what the fuck will the last episode even be about then? Surely you can't have 80 minutes of just wrapping the story up

Reminder Sansa is in love with Jon and acting against Dany out of jealousy. All those Ned/Catelyn parallels were no coincidence.They were telling us she was falling in love with him. If you've had read the original script from GRRM you see'd there's a part when Arya figures out she's fallen in love with Jon but their relation eats her inside until she finds out who his parents are. It's kind of the same here, D&D might have copied that for Sansa in the show. Her line "Why her?" almost spells it out for us. We're led to believe she's asking Tyrion why he chose to support Dany. but it's actually: why did Jon fall in love with his aunt but not his cousin?

Did starbucks always have product placement in this show?

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I doubt, I think she'll die in E6. But man I can't wait.

In the book verse, there may be some in Asshai or in the cellars of Winterfell.

Show verse, nope

Yes, most of them appear to be in Asshai. So its entirely possible that dragons are still alive in Asshai and Yi Ti.

bran rape tapes

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Tommen was HIgh Septon puppet more so than Tyrells.

Imagine how interesting dynamic would be with Theocratic 7 Kingdoms vs Stannis vs Danny

i think the leaks for episode 4&5 are true but episode 6 leaks are a mixed bag of half truths since they did film multiple endings

Either way were all going to be disappointed

That's Cersei related
Jaime's an honourable knight and commander if you remove Cersei from the equation.

>D&D should never had asked to adapt a book-series they basically knew would not be finished before they caught up with it
>GRRM should never have let D&D adapt the book-series he probably knew would not be finished before they caught up with it
>HBO should never have given the adaption of a book-series that would probably not be finished by the time the show caught up with it to people like D&D

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spoilers

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There's a theory that Ashara is Septa Lemore, still sexy 17 years later, stretch marks on her nude body show she's had a baby before

Fake as fuck , faggot

It shall be Jon! It shall be Jon! It shall be Jon! It shall be Jon!

YOU COMMON CRY OF CURS! WHOSE BREATH I HATE AS REEK OF THE ROTTEN FENS! WHOSE LOVES I PRIZE AS THE DEAD CARCASSES OF UNBURIED MEN THAT DO CORRUPT MY AIR! I BANISH YOU!

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fucking lol, that scene made ZERO SENSE god damn

They're professionals dude, do you know how hard it is to like.. make sense? It's like really tough.
It's not like they had millions of dollars and could consult George and Co at any moment and 2 years to make 6 episodes.

This, it’s felt pretty obvious this season

Remember when Stannis wanted to make a surprise play in the North he had to fuck off for an entire fucking book to do it? Remember when distances mattered?

To be fair on GRRM's part, it was originally meant for 10 seasons and when he first signed off on it he figured it would get an extension for 5 more, so he'd be finished by then.

So he gave himself 15 years to work on books, seems relatively reasonable for him.

>mfw I think about the massive amount of butthurt to be had when Jon kills Dany and the normies freak

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>tfw we were denied Ariannes glorious mediterranean huge tits by D&D
i damn them to hell!!

He lost because he didn't use teleportation tecnology. Ser Twenty of House Goodman outteched him.

She looks bad with a sprayed on tan.

Jon feels too obvious to be king at this point

Fuck off jonsafags

>The random jabronies that you see on the roads during the earlier season wear brigandine and gambison just like most foot soldiers in medieval times
Oh you're so full of shit they're clearly wearing broguffle or various kinds of moldovige in the show, which is as period-accurate as you could hope to be. You can tell because they hoofle the boswingers similar to how Sansa mentions covering the breastplates in leather. Try to know what you're talking about.

>bran orchestrated everything just to get fresh rape in the capital, effectively giving him thousands of hours of extra rape

oh wait are D&D gonna redpill the normies?

>mfw stannisfags, viserysfags, dornefags, snekfags, cerseifags, jonfags, nightkingfags are vindicated

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THE MORAL OF THE STORY
• WOMEN ARE AWFUL AT RULING
• WOMEN IN POWER ARE BLOODTHIRSTY AND INSANE
• IF YOU CAN'T RELATE TO THE PEOPLE, YOU'LL NEVER BE ACCEPTED BY THEM
• FOREIGN SAVAGE IMMIGRANTS WILL RAPE AND PILLAGE IF YOU LET THEM FLOOD INTO THE COUNTRY
• INBREEDING IS FUCKED UP
• CLICHE FANTASY HEROES ARE PROBABLY TYRANTS
• BURNING PEOPLE ALIVE ISN'T BADASS OR FEMINIST, IT'S PSYCHOPATHIC AND YOU'RE FUCKED UP FOR LIKING IT
• FAN SERVICE IS GAY
• FIRE IS JUST AS BAD AS ICE
• YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAVE A FAIRY TALE ENDING

DABID WAS ALWAYS AND WILL ALWAYS BE /OURGUY/

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Why did they cut her?

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Littlefinger can still win, right?

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>I doubt, I think she'll die in E6. But man I can't wait.
GOTit1111's source doesn't even know about episode six. There are no mentions of anything that happens after Dany dies.

The literal dwarf walks more normally

Why does everyone hate show Asha/Yara?

>redditttt
>our memes
Fuck I hate plebbitkikes good lord.

I honestly love how much of a parody show Euron is, he's so over the top and just utterly ridiculous and Kano levels that I can't help but smile at the absurd stupidity.

>Bran convinced Sam to tell Jon who his parents are just so it could lead to Dany's downfall
>Jon's parentage is nothing but a trigger to make Dany go crazy and get her killed
>all so Bran can become an immortal king hopping from body to body forever in power, doing nothing
What did George mean by this

Robb was raped. Prove me wrong.

it's even worse in the books, since most of the five kings are 15 year olds or less and khal drogo is literally a sand nigger

>oberyn
>it’s clearly Darkstar

HOLY BASED

As an armorfag it seems like the show has fallen apart in more ways than just writing. We see cavalry wearing full plate armor, but no greaves. We see the plate armor design from the earlier seasons, but because we're doing Jackie Chan combat now nobody is wearing leg armor.

Pic related is the historical King Henry VII chad king armor, riveted for articulation, cockpit incase he gets hard during battle, and actual greaves to protect his legs

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im sorry Dabid i didnt know you were undercover all this time
are you sure youre a jew?

*kills feminism*
*adapts KOTOR*
*makes a Confederacy fetish show*

D&D are Chads, I forgive them

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get ready

Ppl liked Oberyn's mistress, so they combined the roll.

It was badass that she took things into her own hands yeah

No they aren't. They took what could have been a well thought out sequence and ending and pissed on it with shit writing and planning.

well, looking at it that way.. it might not be so bad after all

:)

if D&D are inept, why did they get the job?

Jaime is a completely good guy outside of his insane obsession with Cersei, who is a wretched human being.

Everything bad he does can be traced directly to Cersei in some way.

Makes sense. Kino af

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thats not jons fucking fault the writers of the show are complete faggot hacks

Is she in the Spanish Princess?
Cause if she is I've seen everything.

because shes not attractive

>Darkstar

Why do people cream their pants over Darkstar? His greatest achievement was failing to kill a defenseless child.

The most annoying thing is all they had to do was give Dany archers. The parlay would have to be held because if anyone shot Tyrion or Dany the bowmen would take out Cersei, which is how all parlays ever have fucking worked, but they thought twenty unsullied and a dragon with fifty ballistas loaded and ready to take it out was good enough.

>her
You mean him, lad. Imagine Darkstar saving this shit show

They were good at adapting the books. Then they went off script more and more until they were just following outlines.

Because he is of the night

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hurr durr jamie a gud boy he dindu nuffin

Maybe because they thought the fat fuck would release books on a faster pace back then.

hey were the only ones who wanted to make the books into a tv show instead of a movie. And they successfully guessed who Jon's mom is. An answer you could easily google at the time and which it turns out amounts to nothing but a reason to have everyone turn on Dany

It's like that scene at the end of The Usual Suspects where the cripple reveals his master act.

>doesn't think he was framed
>one of Arianne's friends was actually a plant by Doran and later blamed it on Dankstar

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MORE *COUGH* YOUR GRACE?

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nepotism of the jewish variety

> failing to kill a defenseless child
pretty based honestly

Why did he try that?

t. Dabid in the most pure way of damage control

Gurm felt like they understood the books, and they worked with him a lot as an executive producer on the earlier seasons. They were legitimately the right men for the job at the time, and it showed for the first 4 seasons, but it all went to shit when they ran out of material and Gurm left as an executive producer. No one could've seen this coming.

>D&D had to fuck over the ~500k-1m or so plotfags to btfo the 10m or so normalfags

I can accept it, if the leaks are true and Dany is responsible for the rape and destruction (and then dies) D&D are forgiven in my book. We still have the book ending

*COUGH* COUGHING! *HACK* *HACK* WHAT A S-STUPID *WHEEZE* STUPID MEEEE- *DRY HEAVES* _EMEE. *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*

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The entire last episode D&D shoved a redpill suppository up the asses of the viewers.

>"She's not one of us"
>"Cocks matter"
>Rhaegal btfo
>Dany being an obsessed controlling freak
>Another swath of PoC characters btfo
>Missandei put in chains and then BTFO
>Dany losing it due to hormonal woman behavior

Dabid will not follow through, but this episode at least was gold.

Proto-Hitler?

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KEK

>that pic
It's "Ser", not "Sir"

Imagine if The Mountain had raped her, had killed her chilled, but also implanted one. He never gets to kill her, somehow she's saved. Oby returns for trial by combat, but he has a Champion too. A dornish Mountain.

Which would be better?
D-Mountain kills Daddy.
D-Mountain killed by Daddy.
D-Mountain can't do finishing blow cuz it's Daddy.
D-Mountain lives cuz Daddy can't do finishing blow.
D-Mountain can't do finishing blow so Oby does it.
D-M is Ok or No Ok with Oby's kill blow?

Also Dornish customs are queer, and I don't mean homosexuality necessarily.

DING DONG

this danny crazy plotline is book six stuff and fake aegons role is being split into cersei holding kings landing with the golden company and jon having the better claim than her, did george not let them know what's in book seven or did they just hate it and think this was more shocking

Read this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Anarchy

It'd be really fucked pacing wise of you yeet her halfway through an episode. It'll be the climax of 5

Cus he's a fucking bitch!

read the books or ignore posts that you don't understand

>Dabid will not follow through, but this episode at least was gold.
seems like they will DING DONG

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>They were legitimately the right men for the job at the time, and it showed for the first 4 seasons
Not really. You could see the idea crayon cracks forming even in the early seasons. See: Dabid butchering Robb's motivation for marrying Talisa, deleting Tysha from the reasons why Tyrion kills Tywin. Every time they went off-script from the books they went full retard.

>I really hate how rushed the ending feels, it fucking sucks actually
It should always been about A Song of Ice and Fire and not "Game of Thrones". Meaning, the Game of Thrones series should have been about the event of Westeros and the War of Five Kings only and several of the major settings exist in separate series ,but they all tie-in to one unified storyworld. Both the show and the books suffer from trying to cram too much scope into a single series.

youtu.be/FAwB-FkyWZU

You're fucking retarded.

Do we actually have strong confirmation that Jaime and Cersei both die? I'm desperate...jaime bros help me out here!!!

>15 years to work on books,

he's had 23 years to work on the books.

new thread:

Dorne conspiracy to put Myrcella on the throne cus the Dorne rules of succession say that the firstborn inherits, not the firstborn son. The Conspiracy blows up and Darkstar tries to kill Myrcella in order to trigger a war between Dorne and the Crown.

Care to explain? Yea Forums embraces fanfic. Are you ... New?

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Pretty strong

Manlets can't be chads.

Why did they hire some chubby ugly bitch when asha is suppose to be fit and hot.

50% decimated

Oh god, I hope it's true. The twitter screeching will be [i]glorious[/i]

this 100%
dany going evil actually makes sense in the context of her character arc compared to stannis, whose evil deeds were just there for shock value and were ultimately inconsequential

euron has/had an egg in the books. says he "threw it in the sea" (doubt x)

she's shit in the books too

Was it beautiful?

>always smiling
fucking what? he's known for that gormless expression he's always wearing. this is clearly written by someone who needs to have sex

Rhyming pottery

Don't forget they knocked Tyrion out in his first battle just to avoid budget, when in the book he kills a knight, could've just had him charge and then cut scene but no le funny dwarf gets knocked out
>BEARSDABID
>DABIDMUSTSAVEMONEYFORBEARS

>dany breaking shit
>jon unable to stop her
>a horn sounds in the distance
>banners with the crowned stag encased within the fiery red heart of the Lord of Light are wield by thousands of armored knights surpassing dany's forces
>one of the armored men kills Grey Worm and stops in front of Jon
>the man removes his helmet
>It's Stannis
>You should have accepted my offer of Legitimization back in Castle Black, Bastard. you have dishonored the memory of your Father Eddard Stark

also danyfags

The killed Stannis, so no

They will show Dany in good light at the end. They just have to give danyfags something.

so no battle of the trident flashback